1717: The Unbearable Pain of Life (Page 1/1)

[A House]: How easy it is for a woman to have a child, it's as simple as pulling a piece of very thick, Emperor Ou, are you right?

[Xiao Zhu'er]: Ouhuang baby, the child who is born naturally is smarter, you can bear with it, can a big man be more afraid of pain than your wife and your mother? Giving birth to a child, shouting like killing a pig, just howl like this now, and you will lose your strength later.

[Let's have a cup of Bing Kuole]: Hahaha, the European Emperor is really a fountain of happiness, I was so desperate that I wanted to close the live broadcast room just now, but I didn't expect it...... Hahaha, I didn't expect this product to become a pregnant woman in labor, oops, Mom, I know it's wrong to gloat, but allow me to be happy first and then repent of myself. Does Emperor Ou feel that this piece of is particularly thick and can't be pulled?

Ouhuang's Internet famous quote of "the first playboy in Beijing" is [Giving birth to a child is like pulling a piece of, women who say that they are in pain are hypocritical, where is there so much bad things in my mother's generation, and she is still arguing not to give birth...... If she doesn't give me a son, she'll get out."

This remark not only angered all female netizens, but even a group of male netizens felt ashamed of such a shabi among men.

Saying this is to stand and talk without backache, and have the ability to experience it and beep again!

Outcome...... emmm…… The Emperor won the bid.

He was fortunate to stand out from hundreds of millions of sentient beings and become the new European emperor, and obtained the qualification to experience the birth of pregnant women in ancient times.

When he first crossed over, he felt a little drowsy in his brain, as if his strength had been drained from all over his body, and a sharp pain that was unbearable for life spread from below to his whole body. As he became conscious, the more pain he felt, and finally he couldn't help it anymore and tried to grasp the source of his pain with his hands. One Catch...... His palms touched his round and tight belly......

A round and tight belly?

Realizing this, Emperor Ou suddenly shook his whole body, and his consciousness was completely frightened and sober.

He found the body sitting on the bed in a semi-seated position, with two white, slender and well-proportioned legs spread wide to the sides.

Ou Huang looked down and found that his round belly was blocking his vision.

I've never eaten pork and watched pigs run, this posture is clearly a common production stalk in costume TV dramas!

Ou Huang's first reaction was to beat his stomach with his hands.

What a broken crossing, a horse pit man, who wants to have a child......

It's just that this body is not in good condition, and his actions did not have any effect on the child, but caused a more intense contraction, which made him cry wolf. At this time, the middle-aged woman who looked like a midwife on the side hurriedly said, "Lady, don't waste your strength now, your baby is too big, and the time of delivery is wrong...... If you follow what the slave family says, you will definitely be able to give birth safely!"

Before the Emperor had time to refute anything, the midwife ordered someone to stuff something into his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue in pain, and at the same time ordered two powerful servants to put her up and squat, while also explaining, "There are not 1,000 but 800 slaves and maids to deliver babies, and many peasant women will squat like this in order to give birth smoothly when they give birth. Wait for a while, there will be movement, muster up all your strength to give birth to the child, and you follow what the slave and maid say......"

As a result, Emperor Ou was forced to go to Liangshan by a room of servants, maids and midwives...... No, forced to have a baby.

It's just that where is the child so easy to give birth?

Before the Emperor Ou came over, the woman had already spent most of her strength, and the whole person was unconscious in pain, and she was about to die in two corpses.

The arrival of the Emperor Ou injected new vitality into this body, which was enough for the Emperor to support the fetus in delivery.

This body will probably be very grateful to the Emperor Ou for his efforts, but the Emperor himself is ......

His heart was crazy and scolding, but his body was choked by the servant woman who mistook it for pain.

For the first time, Emperor Ou saw how terrible the strength of the woman who had been doing rough work all the year round was, and the two of them supported him on the left and the right, and no matter how he struggled, he did not move at all, his stomach hurt, and the bottom was like being cut with a knife, this process made him worse than death.

The midwife saw that the emperor was a little negative, and immediately encouraged him with words.

If you don't give birth, the result will definitely be one corpse and two lives!

While brushing away tears, Emperor Ou scolded and shouted frantically, and the roots of his teeth almost crushed everything that was stuffed into his mouth.

He thought that he could end the pain with force, but he never imagined how long the labor process would be, and the feeling of chopping meat with a knife always accompanied him. Because he is the Emperor of Europe, and the system has a protection mechanism for the Emperor of Europe, it is an extravagant hope for him to faint in pain.

[Yu Hotaru]: I know that pregnant women are very painful to give birth, and this kind of serious scene should be blessed, but I really can't help it. As soon as I thought that the soul of this body was the Dogecoin scumbag, I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I was hiding under the covers and watching the live broadcast, and I laughed very happily.

[The old man sighed]: Poof, this piece of is too coarse, the European emperor will not leave a psychological shadow for a lifetime, right?

[It's cold]: What is it to leave a psychological shadow? It's best not to be able to lift it up for the rest of your life, and don't come out to harm innocent girls.

The Emperor Ou is a fountain that brings them joy, and the salted fish are mocking and mocking, but they don't say too much.

However, the European Emperor still hit it out.

The live broadcast room is the only program that people around the world pay attention to, and Ouhuang is equivalent to making a name for himself on this global platform. Whoever mentions him in the future and sees him, the first impression is - oh, it turned out to be the scumbag who gave birth to a child in the live broadcast.

The salted fish were as happy as the New Year, and for a while, the relevant hot searches once again achieved full-screen domination, and the server also crashed.

After countless battles, large and small, the program ape, who thought he had been in a hundred battles, had a black face.

Jiang Pengji asked someone to bring her a plate of melon seeds. Every time the Emperor squinted in pain, whined and then twisted her whole face, she bit open a melon seed. Therefore, as soon as Wei Ci came in, he heard his lord clicking melon seeds, and the corners of his lips raised a pleasant arc.

Wei Ci asked, "Does the lord have a happy event?"

Jiang Pengji said with a smile, "I just heard that Emperor Xichang is finally going to give birth." ”

Wei Ci's expression was surprised, he didn't seem to expect that Emperor Xichang hadn't been born yet, calculating the time, it had been more than half a month, right?

"It's not the right hour!"

Emperor Xichang is An Xian's concubine, and the child in her womb is his widow.

The lord of his own family wants to use the mother and son to show his benevolence, whether it is the Xichang Emperor or the child, neither of them can have anything to do.

It was born so late that it was most likely problematic.

Jiang Pengji said, "Who knows, anyway, I am benevolent and righteous." ”

According to her reasoning, nine out of ten of the children in the womb of Emperor Xichang are not Anxi's species, and it is normal for the time to be wrong.

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