Jiang Pengji had an attitude of "Emperor Xichang is not dead, what is the matter with the old lady", but Wei Ci is a little more "concerned".

He said sincerely, "Ci hopes that the emperor can give birth safely and smoothly, and the mother and daughter are safe." ”

"Why?"

"If it's a son, it will be a hidden danger when he grows up in the future. If he knows how to be grateful, it's fine, but if he is a white-eyed wolf who is not grateful, who knows if he will secretly hate the lord? If there is any accident in the birth of Emperor Xichang, it will also implicate the reputation of the lord. ”

To sum up, it is best to give birth to a daughter, which breaks the thoughts of An Xiang Laochen, and at the same time eliminates hidden dangers, and then cleans up the lord.

Jiang Pengji smiled and put the melon seeds peeled by hand against his mouth, Wei Ci was stunned for a moment, and then opened his lips and ate the melon seeds. It's just that his father-in-law is excessive, deliberately touching his lips with his fingertips, and slowly rubbing his lips looks very ambiguous.

"Zixiao always plans for me, I don't know what reward I want for you. ”

"Lord!"

Wei Ci's stop was a little weak, not only could not make Jiang Pengji restrain herself, but instead stimulated people's impulse to gain inches.

So, someone leaned over in obedience, and left with a touch of water.

"How about rewarding the 'Lord's Kiss'?"

Hiccup –

What is this sound?

This is the belch sound of five million salted fish maliciously stuffed with dog food by the anchor.

[Heather Xiaoza]: The anchor is really shameless! Where is this a reward for my male god, it is clearly taking advantage of him.

[Ice Dew Mineral Water]: This kiss, rounding up is an exciting boat show!

Jiang Pengji is a possessive and stingy ghost, although she often plays with Wei Ci in the live broadcast state, but in most cases, she takes advantage of it verbally, and rarely moves her hands and feet. It's rare to see such a scene, how can the salted fish not be excited?

[Brother's pectoral muscles]: I unilaterally announced that the pair of CPs are completely locked in touch porcelain!

[Smuggling Non-Chief]: The anchor is still as bad as ever, knowing that the Emperor Ou is still suffering, she is still generous and shows her affection, which is simply a critical injury. I don't know what the reaction of the prince of Europe will be when he comes back and sees the overwhelming anchor screen recording.

[Aunt Cooking in the Cafeteria]: How else can you react?

Previously, eighty-first-tier female celebrities tore their sons and brothers on Weibo, and the public opinion of crusading against scumbags was overwhelming.

Even so, Brother Gongzi still lives a life of driving a luxury car, living in a luxury house, and spending money to sleep as an actress, which is very beautiful and not affected by the outside world at all. Or, in the eyes of people of his class, the slightest movement of Internet fart people is not as good as a splash.

The fart people are indignant on the Internet waving the keyboard, for a ** who is not even a little six, isn't it ridiculous?

Huh——

What now?

A man who said things like "giving birth to a child is like pulling a piece of" is now wailing and giving birth under the gaze of five million salted fish in two planes, and the bitter salted fish also added a sentence - he really looks like a slaughtered white pig now.

Oh, he's probably not even as good as a white pig to be slaughtered.

When people slaughter pigs, they will make the pigs cry before they die, and the mouth of the emperor is blocked by the midwife.

No matter how painful it was, he could only whine and swallow all the sounds into his stomach.

Many women who watched the live broadcast said that the content of today's live broadcast was extremely comfortable.

Especially those women who have had experience in childbirth, they can't wait to grab their husbands and press them in front of the screen for him to see.

From pregnancy to childbirth and breastfeeding, the people around them have said more or less similar things, especially the closest pillow person.

Speaking unintentionally, the listener is intentional.

Maternal emotions are already fragile, and these gossips that stand and talk without backache have a blow to them that outsiders cannot understand.

Some women even suffer from postpartum depression because of this, but their closest husbands are still talking cool words on the side-

[Isn't it just to give birth to a child, the whole family treats you as an ancestor, why are you still so hypocritical. Postpartum depression? Depression at every turn. What's wrong with depression, isn't it just that you're in a bad mood, and you can still die-my mother's living conditions were so poor in those days, she wasn't depressed, you eat well, dress well, and live well now, why are you hypocritical and depressed just to give me a son?]

It turns out that postpartum depression can really kill people.

If the men in the world who say such cool things can get a ticket for a half-day tour of the ancient production experience like the Dogecoin European Emperor, and let them experience for themselves what it is like to [pull a piece of shit], it is estimated that they will all shut up.

The pain is not on them, one by one has no heart or lungs.

If this pain really hits them, they will naturally learn to "respect women".

Oh, to put it mildly-

Since it is so easy for these men's mothers to give birth to them, let their mothers give birth to them.

What do you do with other people's daughters?

If you can't be fully respected, then learn how to keep your mouth shut!

Looking at the live broadcast room, the European emperor who struggled and wailed like a pig had no dignity and was half-squatted by the midwife and servant to give birth to a child.

[Free drink]: Huh, have you noticed that the body of the Emperor Ou is a little familiar......

As for who it looks like, Salted Fish can't say who it is.

Emperor Xichang's appearance has changed a lot from before, and Emperor Ou's whole face was distorted in pain, his forehead was bruised because of the exertion, and half of his face was red and congested...... This look, don't say that these salted fish who have only seen a few faces of Emperor Ji, I'm afraid that even Emperor Ji's mother can't recognize it. This question is like a drop of water thrown into the ocean, and it will dissipate after a circle or two of ripples.

The salted fish are still giggling as usual, Jiang Pengji is trying to sprinkle dog food, but the poor Emperor Ou is still suffering the unbearable pain of life.

I don't know if it's because the fetus is too big, the mother is young or something else, this fetus was born with a particularly difficult time.

Before Emperor Ou came over, Emperor Ji had already survived for seven or eight hours, and she had lost half her life.

After he crossed over to relay the birth, he suffered for more than five hours.

"It's coming, it's coming soon—lady, it's !! to see the child's head"

Hearing this, Emperor Ou, who was so distressed that he looked dazed, seemed to have been injected with a heart booster, grabbed what he could grasp with both hands, and pushed down hard. He felt something slowly slip out of the place where the pain had reached numbness, and with every inch of the thing's movement, a sharp pain came at him, like a hurricane at sea crashing against a small boat, making people desperately painful.

The midwife hurriedly said, "Lady work hard, don't give up your strength, otherwise Xiao Langjun should be suffocated." ”

Emperor Ou cried and exerted himself.

MMP！

When labor and management give birth to this little broken child, they have to learn from Liu Da'er and drop him like Adou!

After some time, he felt his body loosen and something slip out.

The Emperor Ou was confused and thought-

It's finally over!

The faint sound of fright in his ears didn't catch his attention either.

"Quick—where's the kid?"

What about the big fat boy who has suffered so long and has been born so big?