From the moment Wang Changwu personally went to the school dormitory to find Ye Tian, Principal Zhang knew that Ye Tian was probably about to soar into the sky in the near future.

Faster than Principal Zhang expected, two days later, all of Ye Tian's student registration and identity certificates were taken away by officers wearing army uniforms. Since then, Taoyuan County No. 4 Middle School no longer has the name Ye Tian.

Looking at the slightly red eyes of the little fat second cannon and the fat cat, Ye Tian tried his best to endure the pain of parting and said: "You three can only fight the landlord, Lin Kai's kid is too stupid to even play mahjong." ”

The fat cat shook his head and said, "Brother Ye Tian, after you leave, I will still go to my school, and I must repay you with excellent results." ”

The little chubby eye circle lay on Ye Tian's shoulder, wiped the snot that was about to drip down on Ye Tian's shirt and said, "Brother Ye Tian, you can go with confidence." With me and the second artillery here, no one dares to bully us. ”

Ye Tian didn't see the despicable actions of this kid, and the second cannon came over and said, "Brother Ye Tian, you go all the way, I won't say anything, we will definitely not let you down." ”

Ye Tianzheng was immersed in sadness, he grew up with the little fat second cannon fat cat since he was a child, this was the first parting, and Ye Tian's heart was of course uncomfortable. But listening to it, Ye Tian felt that the taste was wrong.

"Damn, Lao Tzu is not going to die! You bastards!" Ye Tian was furious, grabbed Xiao Fat and kicked it violently. But he heard Huang Laoxie say darkly behind him: "How do you know that you are not going to die? If you can't keep up your spirits, maybe you will die there on the first day!"

Ye Tian completely farted in front of the old guy, and he didn't even turn his head back.

"Boy, what's your attitude?"

Ye Tian squinted at it and said very sharply: "Don't force me, if you force me again, I'll find Xuan Xuanzi." ”

Huang Lao grinned: "Hehe, I forgot to tell you that I and that old Wang Ba trained you separately, that is to say, you belong to me in the near future." ”

Looking at Huang Laoxi's face full of excitement and rubbing his hands together, Ye Tian couldn't help but have goosebumps in his heart.

Could it be that this old man has perverted abusive tendencies?

Ye Tian looked at Xiao Fat, and they looked at the second cannon, their eyes turned to Huang Laoxi, and said, "Master, I have a request. ”

Say. ”

"You promise me first, I'll talk about it, or I'll die to show you!"

Huang Laoxi's triangular eyes narrowed and looked at the little fat and second cannon with a look of eagerness, and suddenly understood what was going on. Dare to love these fat people are fucking playing parting bitter meat tricks!

Huang Lao Xie bared his teeth and said, "I know what you want to do, do you want to take the three of them with you?"

Ye Tian jumped in front of Huang Laoxi, shaking his head and shaking his ass to be coquettish and cute, which made Huang Laoxi, who had been through a hundred battles, suddenly have goosebumps all over his body, and kicked Ye Tian to fly.

"Actually, it's not impossible to bring them, but if they want to go, they have to go through my exam. Look at your tattered academic performance, hum, it's enough!"

As soon as they heard the word exam, except for the fat cat, Xiaopang and Ercang all drooped their heads. If Ye Tian and the three of them take the test, Xiaopang and the second artillery still have the confidence to compete with Ye Tian for the third place from the bottom.

Ye Tian's face was angry and aggrieved, his eyes were full of tears because of anger, and he quickly took off the little lambskin he had disguised just now, and turned into a big-tailed wolf: "Old guy, why do you open your eyes and talk nonsense? Who doesn't know that the three of us have been studying hard, excelling in character and learning, and working hard? We are role models and examples for our classmates? You can beat me or scold me, but you can't insult me like this!"

The two fat men were silent, but it could be seen from their resentful expressions that they were very sad and indignant at Huang Laoxi's verbal insult.

Huang Laoxie looked at Ye Tian and the three of them in amazement, then took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket in confusion and looked at it carefully for a long time, angrily crumpled the piece of paper into a ball and threw it on Ye Tian's fat face.

"Damn, I was almost fooled by you, and I thought I wronged you by looking at your expressions. I'm glad I have your report card. ”

Ye Tian's face didn't blush, but the little fat second cannon lowered his head and fiddled with the corners of his clothes, looking a little embarrassed.

These three fat men are even more shameless than they imagined, and it seems that they must be treated with caution and not be deceived by their pure appearance. Huang Laoxie vigilantly stared at the three fat men with different expressions, and secretly admonished himself.

"That...... Master, hehe, what I said about studying hard, excelling in character and striving for progress is my ideal and the direction of my efforts. Ye Tian turned into a little sheep like a Sichuan opera changing his face, and smiled at Huang Laoxie into a chubby sunflower: "Look at this, except for the exam, everything else will be successful." ”

Huang Laoxie squinted his eyes and looked at Ye Tian with a smile: "Are you sure?"

The three fat men didn't pause for even a second, and waved their hands in unison and said, "Let's take the exam." "This old guy is covered in bad water, even his hair is empty, and it is full of routines and eyes.

Huang Laoxie walked up to Xiaopang solemnly: "Listen carefully, I will ask you a question about the ancient literature of the Huaxia Kingdom." Chubby's face immediately burst into tears. You still ask me about ancient Chinese literature, but I can't answer any Chinese math questions you ask me.

"Master, do ......you want to change it? I'm not very good at ancient literature questions. ”

"Are you good at it? Less nonsense! Be serious! Also, don't call me Master!"

Huang Laoxie put his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle in thought, and then his eyes flashed: "Do you know that there are two ancient literary masterpieces in Huaxia, "The Golden Vase of Plums" and "Meat Futon", which have been handed down to this day?"

A look of confusion flashed in the eyes of several fat men, and then their eyes lit up. Hehe, Huang Laoxi, a stupid hat, actually tested Xiaopang about food.

""Golden Plum Bottle", because the south of the Yangtze River is hot and humid and rainy, so the places that produce plums put good plums in golden bottles and then store them, and over time everyone calls them "Golden Plum Bottle". "Chubby has an instinctive love and research for eating, so this kind of name with obvious traces of eating, Chubby is the first to say.

"As for the "Meat Futon", it is very likely that the finest pork loin, bloody neck meat and front groove meat are carefully chopped, with various spices, then wrapped in fermented dough, and steamed in the upper drawer to make the shape of a futon. Xiaopang looked at Huang Laoxi, who was a little dumbfounded, and asked proudly, "Am I right?"

The fat cat covered his face, where is this nonsense? It is 108,000 miles away.

Ye Tian nodded again and again on the side, Xiaopang's research on food is really not covered, you can usually give you a name. The funny thing is that Huang Laoxie returned the entire ancient literature of China, in a vain attempt to mess up Xiaopang's thinking.

Ancient literature, your sister!

Huang Laoxie scratched his head, looked at this fat man with brain circuits obviously different from normal people with a complicated expression, and nodded, indicating that the answer was correct.

Now it's the fat cat's turn, and I thought to myself, is this old thing mad at the three fat people?

Huang Laoxie was obviously a little caught by Xiao Fat, and looked at the second artillery with an unnatural expression: "Let's take the Chinese test this time - the ancient text is too difficult, I guess you can't answer it." Do you know what Huaxia Kingdom calls children like you? Hehe, it's not dry!" Speaking of this, Huang Laoxie finally came out of the feeling of failure just now, and smiled at the sky with a mouthful of yellow teeth, and the three children looked at each other, this old man was not only obscene but also not very good.

"So, all small things are called milk, for example, the little pigeon is called the pigeon, the piglet is called the pigeon, the teeth when you are a child are called the baby teeth, and the child like you is called the milk smell, you use the word "milk" to make a few sentences. Big Yellow Fang looked at Chubby and heard the saliva of the pigeon and the pig, and couldn't help humming a little song proudly. Hell, I miscalculated just now, this time Lao Tzu will be pure literature, and see what you two stinky little cubs do.

"Milk means small. The second artillery scratched his head and thought for a long time before he said cautiously: "I...... I figured it out, but I didn't know if it was right. ”

"My family is very poor, there is a RU room of more than ten square meters, and there is a very wide RU ditch at the door, I really hope to leave this place and go outside with Brother Ye Tian, but Master's question is too difficult, I can't even think of the fourth sentence if I want to break my RU head...... Master, can you see it?"

Ye Tian and Xiaopang shook their heads and applauded when they heard this, while Fat Cat and Huang Laoxie were full of black lines and confused.

Huang Laoxie looked at the second cannon with a smug face, and gritted his back molars to persuade himself to say the word 'OK'.

Fuck, what the hell are these fat guys going to be? What the fuck are these fat people who don't play cards by the same routine? This fucking just created a deck of cards and then the rules are up to you.

Huang Laoxie wiped his sweat and felt that he was being played with by three fat people.

If it goes on like this, none of these fat people who are out of tune will be able to stop it, so won't Lao Tzu's reputation in this life be ruined?

Huang Laoxie made up his mind, and the expression on his face became resolute and solemn.

"Master, I'm 。。。。。 ”

Huang Laoxie glared and waved his hand: "Don't be useless, it's not easy for anyone to do without exams, and besides, except for Ye Tian, don't call Master Lao Tzu." ”

The fat cat nodded: "Lao Huang, let me tell you something... So angry that Huang Laoxie almost sat on the ground, pointed at the fat cat and scolded: "Lao Tzu is old, you dare to call me Lao Huang?"

"That... It's not good to be old and don't die, old thing? This is good? That's okay, old thing, I'll tell you... ”

Huang Laoxie had been tortured by the three fat men to the point that there was still a loss of fighting spirit, but when he met the fat cat, he began to fight again. But at the beginning, he was dizzy by the fat cat's name change, and suddenly lost his fighting spirit.

Huang Laoxie was about to announce that the fat cat was qualified, but he heard the fat cat say: "Old thing, I want to tell you, I can't go with Brother Ye Tian, three years later, I will be admitted to Yenching University in a dignified manner, because I am a scholar!"

At this time, Huang Laoxie finally grabbed the steps, and said to the fat cat arrogantly: "Hahaha, there are many hairy scholars, you can't pass Lao Tzu's question at all." ”

The four fat men once again directly ignored Huang Laoxi.

"Brother Ye Tian, I hope you can support me. The fat cat said to Ye Tian with a sincere face: "This is the only way I can abuse you into scum, I hope you can fulfill me." Speaking of this, the fat cat suddenly held his stomach and laughed.

"You three idiots, Lao Tzu can be admitted to Yanjing with half his head. ”

Then, the stunned Huang Laoxie looked at the bloody picture of three little fat men critting a big fat man.

Tired of beating the fat cat, Ye Tian smiled and took out a box of top-of-the-line Havana cigars from his pocket: "Master, smoke." He took out one and lit it for Huang Laoxi, and was about to put the rest into his pocket, but Huang Laoxie snatched it up, and muttered: "What kind of cigarettes do you smoke at a young age? Such a good cigarette is wasted for you to smoke, go and smoke Hong Baoshan or something." ”

Ye Tian and the three of them looked at this old scoundrel dumbfounded, and after making eye contact with each other, they came to the conclusion that they must be optimistic about their own things in the future, and this old guy is not more benevolent than Zhou Papi. ”