Seeing Xuan Xuanzi looking over with a smug face, Huang Laoxi's donkey face immediately became gloomy. This old guy is despicable again, he was put on a table in Songshan, and there were moths in Taoyuan, which is unbearable Uncle and Aunt unbearable. Huang Laoxie opened his mouth and scolded: "Xuan Xuanzi, you old Wang Ba, you are playing yin again, right?"

As soon as Ye Tian turned around, he saw an extremely obscene and despicable old man pointing at Xuan Xuanzi, and the flesh on his face was still trembling. This old guy has triangular eyes, two big yellow teeth sticking out of his thin lips, and two grains of rice sticking to the goatee on his chin that he doesn't know which meal he ate, and his appearance is indeed not very good-looking.

Ye Tian asked Wang Changwu: "Who is this old guy?"

Wang Changwu almost ran out of breath and went away.

There are only two old guys in the whole Huaxia national treasure level, one sits opposite you, and the other stands next to you and scolds the street, everyone comes in person, this kid still doesn't feel it at all. What I said on the phone just now, this kid turned his ass and forgot about it.

Xuan Xuanzi waved his hand at Ye Tianyi: "Ye Tian, don't bother with this deranged person, the master told you, although the hand speed of the card you just changed is relatively fast, but what, you have to learn to use your heart, try to feel that the heart dominates your hand speed instead of relying on speed alone, so that you can break through the current hand speed of 25 movements per second." Speaking of this, Xuan Xuanzi stretched out his hand and pressed Ye Tian's chest: "With a heroic and righteous heart, you can go up to the heavens to listen, go down to the netherworld, the gods appreciate it, and the ghosts avoid it... Ye Tian was dazed by Xuan Xuanzi's set of words, so he had to shake his head like a god stick.

Huang Laoxi's eyes immediately widened, Master, the belly full of bold words he had prepared was stillborn like this?

Looking at Ye Tian's appearance, Xuan Xuanzi understood that Ye Tian didn't understand at all. Of course, he didn't expect this kid who was already a miracle in hardware to excel in software.

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, Master will teach you slowly, with your foundation, it will never be a problem to become the number one master in China in time. ”

Ye Tian's chubby little face immediately turned red with excitement: "Really, Master, can I really become the number one master in Huaxia?"

Xuan Xuanzi nodded: "Really, Master won't lie to you." ”

Three fat men high-fived in celebration.

"Great, at that time, we will eat overlord meals wherever we go, and we will grab whoever is beautiful and come to the door, and we will beat whoever dares to raise our hands when we see them. Wow-ha-ha. Ye Tian crossed his waist and looked up to the sky and laughed.

Xuan Xuanzi was stunned for a moment, Ye Tian's great ambition made Xuan Xuanzi a little unacceptable for a while, but it doesn't matter, slowly* will always allow Ye Tian to gradually abandon this perverted ideal.

"Now, let's try to swap each other's cards as quickly as we can. After speaking, Xuan Xuanzi and Ye Tian began to quickly replace the cards in each other's hands at a speed that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and they could only hear the crackling sound of mahjong, but they couldn't see any of the cards moving.

Hearing Ye Tian's great ambitions, Huang Laoxie nodded secretly, this is the ambition of a hooligan leader, such a kid is just right with me.

"Changwu, let's go up too, get together at a table to play mahjong, and lose the eye. Huang Laoxie lifted the little fat and put it aside, and sat down with a big grin.

"Lin Kai, go to Brother Wang and this old ...... Grandpa took two cigars. Xiaopang was gently and skillfully lifted, and he didn't dare to make a sound. This old thing looks obscene and has a sorricity and despicable atmosphere, so it's better not to provoke him until you know the bottom of the water.

At this time, Xuan Xuanzi shouted to stop, and then pushed the cards in his hand, Ye Tian pretended to be stupid, and after shouting to stop, he changed for two seconds before pushing the cards in his hand.

The gap came out immediately, all of Ye Tian's original cards were changed to Xuan Xuanzi's hands, but Ye Tian's cards in Xuan Xuanzi's hands were only exchanged for five or six cards.

In time, this kid may not be able to step through the void!Xuan Xuanzi sighed in his heart, and said to Ye Tian with a smile: "The hand speed is good, and you can continue to improve." Alright, let's go out for a walk now, and I'll teach you something else. ”

Ye Tian looked at the obscene old guy who was about to run away and Wang Changwu, who looked like he had lost his money, and asked strangely, "Don't you play mahjong with them?"

Xuan Xuanzi shook his head and said to Ye Tian in a serious tone: "Ye Tian, you still have a long way to go in life, but you must remember Master's words, don't associate too closely with people in society, especially those who look obscene, otherwise it is easy to go astray, and one mistake will become hatred for eternity!"

Looking at Xuan Xuanzi's distressed appearance of digging a pit for himself, Huang Laoxie couldn't hold back any longer, and more than a dozen mahjong cards in his hand flew towards Xuan Xuanzi in an instant. The strong momentum that crossed made Ye Tian's face feel a hot pain, and Ye Tian knew that this old guy was also a master, so why did these two masters fight? This made Ye Tian puzzled.

Xuan Xuanzi sat and didn't move, but visually it made people feel that Xuan Xuanzi in front of him was as blurry as if he had been spent. It was due to the phantom caused by the fact that when Xuan Xuanzi was sitting, his body moved forward, backward, left and right at high speed to avoid mahjong.

Those failed mahjong hit the wall, and they were all embedded in the wall, which made Ye Tian and Xiaopang stunned.

Ye Tian was also able to put these mahjong into the wall, but the old man was sitting and raising his hand, and this only relied on the strength of his wrist, the old guy didn't even move his arm, and the mahjong entered the wall, which shows that the old guy is a master among the masters.

The one who was sitting was even more awesome, his ass was as motionless as if he was on the chair, and he actually dodged all the mahjong that was densely cummed.

The three fat men were stunned to watch the excitement, and a table of mahjong tiles was all shot by Huang Laoxi, and the efficiency was astonishing.

Hey, hey, while the two old guys were beating each other, Xiaopang and the second cannon were concentrating on watching the lively kung fu, and Ye Tian quickly stuffed the money of the two fat men into his crotch.

Huang Laoxie grabbed Ye Tian, who was stealing things: "Doll, call me Master, and I will teach you all the mastery of my life." In addition, a secret recipe for a one-night golden gun, a big piece of firewood secret recipe and an illustrated version of the golden bottle plum will be given. ”

Ye Tian still didn't know what the Golden Bottle Plum was, and he hadn't heard of those secret recipes. But in line with the principle of taking advantage of the bastard, Ye Tian didn't hesitate for more than two seconds, and opened his mouth to call Master.

Huang Laoxie was stunned for a moment, then laughed, pointed at Xuan Xuanzi and said, "Old Wangba, this is my apprentice." ”

Xuan Xuanzi's face was gloomy, and it seemed that he had overestimated Ye Tian's moral level. The speed with which this kid rebelled and changed his face is really unparalleled, and he belongs to the kind of person who is shameless and does not speak of credit and morality.

Xuan Xuanzi thought for a while and said: "Ye Tian, you know that there has been a rule in the rivers and lakes of Huaxia since ancient times, that is, a person cannot worship two people as teachers at the same time, and cannot enter two sects at the same time. Besides, the person next to you is the most despicable and filthy old guy in the whole Huaxia Kingdom, you should know the sentence that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, right?"

Those who are close to pigs eat it, and those who are close to ink are black? Yes, can you not eat it if you have a pig by your side? Ye Tian nodded, indicating that he understood this sentence.

Seeing Ye Tian nodding, Huang Laoxie hurriedly said: "Ye Tian, my sect doesn't have so many rules, you have become my apprentice, you want to eat meat and eat meat, you want to drink and drink, you want to pick up girls and pick up girls, you will beat anyone who doesn't like your eyes, and you can't beat me back." And most importantly, you can learn whatever you want, okay?

Ye Tian pretended to be very embarrassed, and his heart was already happy. It seems that Lao Tzu is still very valuable, these two old goods are rushing to make me an apprentice, if you don't extort your bone marrow, Lao Tzu will live in vain. However, Wang Changwu, a bastard, yin Lao Tzu again, saying that the two old men couldn't look down on themselves at all, which made Lao Tzu feel inferior for three seconds.

Thinking of the tragic stories that happened to him these days, Ye Tian hated the root of his teeth. I have been tossed recently, and I have lost two taels of fat. If you continue to toss like this, you will soon be left behind by Chubby.

Ye Tianzheng was thinking about how to maximize the benefits, and saw Xiaopang and the second cannon standing aside and wincing their eyebrows.

"Two masters, what you said is reasonable, but ...... Otherwise, Xiaopang and Ercannon's kung fu are also very high, you can make do with them first?" Looking at Xiaopang and Erpao's expectant eyes, even the kindest Xuanzi snorted coldly and said goodbye, making his attitude clear.

"Ye Tian, don't you want to step through the void and turn into an immortal?" Xuan Xuanzi tried his best to make his image tall and ethereal, so that he had a feeling of immortal wind and bones.

"Ye Tian, don't listen to that old guy's fart, how can you have a game of being happy in the world when you become an immortal? Master teaches you how to pick up girls, teaches you how to fight, Master can make you a person who can walk across your arms wherever you go in this world. ”

Seeing Ye Tian's hateful chubby face showing an expectant look, Xuan Xuanzi knew that he had played the wrong card, and hurriedly remedied: "Ye Tian, do you want to learn the most superb gambling skills?"

Ye Tian immediately looked at Xuan Xuanzi with a small face, and his body unconsciously leaned towards Xuan Xuanzi.

Seeing Ye Tian leaning towards Xuan Xuanzi, Huang Laoxi's heart suddenly became anxious. If the apprentice loses it again this time, he can only find Xuan Xuanzi desperately.

After all, Wang Changwu was a nominal registered disciple of Huang Laoxi, and in ancient times, even if he was a registered disciple, his name would be written into the list of sects. Especially a warrior monk like Wang Changwu, who entered the Dharma Academy in Shaolin Temple, has a deep-rooted idea of sectarian inheritance in his bones.

Seeing that Huang Laoxie was a little poor in donkey skills, Wang Changwu thought of Zhao Jinxiang using sensationalism to fool Ye Tian. This kid's morality is full of negative numbers, and it can't be measured and preached by the conventional so-called moral integrity, benevolence, righteousness and credibility.

Wang Changwu secretly glanced at Huang Laoxi, signaling Huang Laoxie to be calm and not to be impatient.

"Ye Tian, have you forgotten your promise to yourself, learn the best kung fu and protect your family and friends. Have you forgotten?"

Sure enough, Ye Tian immediately fell into the trap when he heard this.

The chubby little face was rarely serious, shook his head and said, "I haven't forgotten, I will definitely do what I say." ”

"Then ......" Wang Changwu looked at Huang Laoxi, and then at Xuan Xuanzi: "Why don't you let the two old men be your masters? "The consciousness of the Huang Lao Evil Sect is relatively thin, as long as you get your hands on this apprentice. Unlike Xuan Xuanzi, people are serious sects, and what they pay attention to is the inheritance and inheritance of teachers, and even the martial arts are not passed on.

Therefore, Wang Changwu's words can be regarded as hidden needles, which are extremely powerful.

Huang Laoxie has something to say first, as long as Ye Tian worships himself as a teacher, even if he worships a hundred more masters, there is no problem.

And Xuan Xuanzi's meaning is that Ye Tian can only worship himself as a teacher and belong to his own disciples. If Ye Tian worships Xuan Xuanzi as his teacher, then even if he loses the opportunity to learn other martial arts, of course Ye Tian doesn't know that this Xuan Xuanzi is a character who stands at the top of Huaxia Kung Fu, one master has more benefits or two masters, Wang Changwu believes that with Ye Tian's character of not picking up money when he goes out, he can definitely distinguish it very clearly.

Therefore, Wang Changwu's seemingly inconsequential words became a noose around Xuan Xuanzi's neck.

Xuan Xuanzi didn't expect Wang Changwu to make such a play, and glared at Wang Changwu fiercely. Seeing the helpless look in Wang Changwu's eyes, Xuan Xuanzi also knew that it was impossible to fulfill his wish in accepting apprentices, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

If it weren't for this kind of talent that has not been encountered in a century, let alone let Xuan Xuanzi make concessions in terms of mastery, it would be impossible for Xuan Xuanzi to deign to come to Hainan for a trip. Thinking of Huang Laoxi, who fought all the way with him, this guy usually doesn't care, but every time he drinks too much, he will shake his head with red eyes and sigh, saying that he doesn't know if he can find a successor to the mantle in his lifetime and pass on this mastery.

The two old guys who have been fighting for so many years know each other in their hearts that Ye Tian, a martial arts wizard who has not met in a century, will not give up on each other.

Seeing that Ye Tian began to hesitate again, Xuan Xuanzi said ruthlessly: "After worshipping me as a teacher, you can also learn kung fu from others, without being restricted by the teacher." ”

Hearing Xuan Xuanzi's words, Huang Laoxie couldn't help laughing. Huang Laoxie has no sect restrictions in his heart, his purpose is simple and violent and very clear: that is, he must find a successor to the mantle in his lifetime and pass on his mastery.

Wang Changwu also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

These two old guys are old, and they have already tossed Hainan and Songshan for Ye Tian. If you really play tricks because of accepting apprentices, maybe who will be punished. How good it is, the best of both worlds, I just don't know if Ye Tian's small body can withstand the destruction of the two old guys.

"Ye Tian, it's better to choose a day than to hit the sun. Seeing that the two old men were still fighting against each other, Wang Changwu was afraid that something would happen again, so he immediately stood up and made a cameo appearance as the abbot, and said solemnly with a fat face: "You can apprentice now." ”

Moving the table to the side, the two old guys sat side by side in chairs facing north. There was no incense case and no incense, Ye Tian knelt down in a regular manner, and kowtowed to Xuan Xuanzi and Huang Laoxie nine times. Seeing that Xiaopang and the second artillery were about to kneel down with dead faces, Wang Changwu hurriedly drove them aside.

"Let's knock together, there are a lot of people. Ye Tian knelt down, and did not forget to help the little fat second cannon speak, and was glared back by Wang Changwu, a lot more honest.

Nine rings indicate that ninety-nine are one, and from then on, Ye Tian officially entered the master and became the last closed disciple of the two old guys.

"Master. Ye Tian's chubby face was very serious, and the two old men were overjoyed. Wang Changwu also secretly said to himself, can't this kid change his sex after worshipping the teacher?

But in the next second, Ye Tian's fat face immediately piled up a layer of hypocritical smile, and the little fat hand stretched out.

"Master, it's not more than six months before the New Year, you look at this New Year's money for 108,000 yuan, we will spend it first, and the head will knock, and the money will not be less. ”

Xuan Xuanzi and Huang Laoxi: "。。。。。。。。 ”