Chapter 383: Red Dates

"Boom!" the white golf ball was hit hard and flew in an arc forward. If you have already read this section, please go to: .xin - to read the latest chapter

"I can't go up," Li Jiaming heard Atletico Madrid's calm and mocking voice behind him.

Sure enough, Li Jiaming's ball was a little softer with force, and the landing point was a little worse than his expected position, and he rolled down the slope soon after landing.

However, Li Jiaming did not annoy his hand, but waved his club at Atletico Madrid on the side: "Ma cheap, can you not speak?"

Atletico shrugged his shoulders, turned around and lowered his head to the stroller next to him and said, "Xiao Qiu'er, is your father also such a bastard at home?"

The little one in the stroller was less than a year old, but she still responded positively to Atletico's question: "Baba, bangbang......"

Although Atletico Madrid boasted that he was a "language genius" who was proficient in 29 foreign languages like Director Luo Tianshang Xian Chen, he still couldn't hear the babbling of Li Wanqiu, a little girl named "Xiao Qiu'er", but he didn't expect her to answer him, and his words were actually said to a few people on the side.

Sure enough, Liu Shumeng understood, and his shoulder bumped into Li Jiaming, who was gesturing back and forth, ready to swing: "Okay, okay, Ma Laosi is taking revenge on us for bringing him away." It was a mistake to come to play golf with him, whether this guy is on or off the field, we ordinary people can't compare, there's no way!"

He shook his head exaggeratedly.

Although ball games are not like athletics and swimming, they are not just eating the body, genes are good and the body is easy to achieve, and they require more skills, inspiration, teamwork, and heart-to-heart games, but they can still be easily crushed against these old classmates.

Golf, as a so-called "gentleman's sport" that does not need direct confrontation, is an outlier in ball sports, which can allow Atletico Madrid to play to his strengths, relying on the precise control of muscles and the fine analysis of the visual picture, his performance in golf is a master, after all, what this sport has to do is to hit the ball continuously, send it into a preset hole with a parabola, and win with a small number of strokes, and these are naturally not a problem for Atletico Madrid, after all, it is just a matter of mathematics and mechanics, isn't it?

In particular, a few people are now in a regular 18-hole course, but only a practice range on the campus of Egret University, the distance of the hole is obviously shrinking and shrinking, Atletico Madrid is "boom" a hole-in-one, and then use the speed of one hole to directly hit the whole part, no chance to catch up with the results for others, but was overturned by the angry Li Jiaming and others, and drove him to the rest area. However, Atletico Madrid was not intimidated by this "sanction", and still used his super vision comparable to a ballistic computer to predict everyone's results when the high ball was still in the air.

Of course, the main reason is that the driving range is very small, the ball flight distance is limited, if it is in a standard field that occupies a larger area, the hole distance is several hundred meters, the terrain is more complex, and the wind direction changes more, Atletico Madrid's visual inspection and feel accuracy will drop a lot, and then even if you hit a hole in the hole, it is not interesting, a shot of a few hundred meters, and then just chase the ball.

For Liu Shumeng's persuasion, Li Jiaming didn't buy it, but laughed at Liu Shumeng's actions, "The neck is twisted, the shoulders are twisted, the old waist is twisted, the butt is twisted, and the twist is in the pot!"

Liu Shumeng hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, hey, Brother Jiaming, do you know who your alliance is?"

"Of course Boss Ma!" put the club away, Li Jiaming walked over and sat on the chair next to them at Atletico Madrid, "We are a group, we are all members of the Daddy Party!"

"What is the party falling and the party rising? I remember that Boss Ma doesn't seem to be speculating in stocks. There were too many homophones, and Liu Shumeng didn't react for a while.

"What kind of ears are you? I mean we are all fathers, and we are fathers!" After speaking, Li Jiaming also bent down and lowered his head to tease the daughter in the stroller: "Good daughter, did you say it?

"di!didi!" Xiao Wanqiu smiled so much that her little eyes couldn't see when she saw her father, but her answer was a little less than her father wanted.

Li Jiaming was full of black lines, and said with a forced smile: "Hehe, you see that our little Qiu'er has been watching simulcasts every day before she is one year old and knows about national events, she already knows that the country is studying the release of a single second child, which is urging me and her mother to give her a younger brother quickly!"

"You're going to put gold on it!"

Tong Li, who was sitting at the edge of another round table, whispered in the ear of Tang Jiayi, who had become a lot plump: "Sister Jiajia, you are wise, you can do it directly at one time, and you will have to suffer two sins in the future!"

"Then you will still be alive if the policy is liberalized next year?"

"Don't give birth for the time being, let's bring Xiao Qiu'er up a little bit and regenerate first!" Tong Li obviously had an idea, so she only listened to her talk eloquently: "The two children before and after are too close to hurt the body, and they can't take care of it, but if they are too far away, the older one will have opinions again, and I plan to wait for her to be three or four years old before I want one." ”

"Hmm!" Tang Jiayi nodded lightly, and then said: "I can't imagine that you are the first to get married and have children among the sisters in our dormitory, the eldest sister and the second sister are still talking, and I don't know when they will get married?"

"I'd rather they don't get married, and save my red envelope money!" Tong Li said with a smile.

"Xiao Tongli, do you dare to say it again, let me record it and send it to the eldest sister?"

"Don't don't," Tong Li hurriedly begged for mercy, and at the same time saw Liu Shumeng's newlywed wife Feng Yalan next to her, and said in her heart: "By the way, when Brother Yalan Shumeng got married on May Day, the two of you didn't come back, and it was too faceless, right?"

"It's a typhoon blocking the road and the airport is closed, and we can't help it!" Atletico suddenly interjected in a loud voice, "Besides, we have already apologized to Yalan and them!"

At this time, Tong Li put on the posture of the second sister-in-law, and "scolded" Ma Jing and said: "We women are talking, what are you listening to with your ears stretched out by a big man?"

Atletico made a teapot gesture and asked Li Jiaming: "The second sister-in-law is also like this at home, eh, domineering, is Hu Yifei possessed?"

"No!" Li Jiaming also offered to change the topic**, and said: "Fourth, you tell the truth, did you already know what kind of prism plan it was, so you deliberately chose to make such a fire on the 2nd?"

Atletico looked at Liu Shumeng, who also looked at Atletico expectantly.

"How could it be? I'm just going to rush before the book tearing festival, and it has nothing to do with the exposure of the prism door. ”

Although Atletico Madrid has offered internationally popular family values and fatherly love, netizens obviously do not buy his crooked building technology. This started three days later on June 5, when the college entrance examination was torn off the book festival, many cities suddenly rose PM2. 5 indexes can be seen.

Because most urban high schools need to be used as an examination room during the college entrance examination, most of them will have a three-day holiday in 678, with the examination room arranged on the 6th and the exams on the 7th and 8th, so most high schools usually give the last class to the junior high school students on the afternoon of the 5th, and then issue the admission ticket.

Getting the admission ticket means that the school's binding force on senior high school candidates is further reduced, the college entrance examination is imminent, and the school has no way to punish students, and many people choose to release their grievances and pressure on the last day of high school. As a result, June 5 gradually became the "College Entrance Examination Tearing Book Festival", and countless senior high school students tore up the textbooks, tutorial books, and practice papers that tortured them for a whole year or even longer on this day, and then threw them in classrooms, corridors, and even outside the teaching building.

Although teachers and netizens are very reluctant to tear books and vent, with the spread of news on the Internet, more high schools have joined the snowmaking club, especially those with militarized management and huge learning pressure.

While tearing up the book, he took pictures and sent a scarf: "The scraps of paper that are fluttering and falling are my youth that has passed in the past three years", which has also become a popular style.

When this year's Book Tearing Festival came again as scheduled, in addition to the traditional hand-torn and tossed, many students also chose to tear up the pages and then burn them, completely destroying the corpses.

However, Atletico is not responsible for these things, he has already paid the tickets of the fire brigade and the environmental protection department, and is once again a law-abiding citizen.

And netizens don't have time to complain and criticize Boss Ma for teaching bad children, because Atletico Madrid sent two long scarves in a row on the second and third days.

This time, it is not original, but reprints and translations of the articles of the British "Guardian" and the American "Washington Post" respectively, and the original English text is attached as usual.

As a celebrity with a neck, Atletico rarely eats, tells jokes, and does not often pour chicken soup for the soul, although his tens of millions of fans are semi-forced to get it by using the default recommendation, but in order to keep users from hating unsubscribing and maintaining the growth of fans, he still spent a lot of effort and resources on operating the account.

In addition to collecting information directly via the Internet, Atletico Madrid also has a team of informants in all major countries, who specialize in collecting and scanning local newspapers and TV shows, and then packaging them online and sending them back to the Directors' Office.

And the news he announced to the neck is actually extracted from these "company references", because the translation is fast, there are fewer management links, and the speed is faster than that of Xinhuashe, reference news and other media that professionally reprint foreign news, and it is more comprehensive than other large and small self-media focusing on a theme, and even has the nickname of "Reference News Power Enhancement Edition".

As a result, it also leads to other websites and self-media accounts often reprinting Atletico Madrid's scarf content without discipline, forcing Atletico to run to other websites to open an account, and then slightly delay the release of the same content, he can clean up the reposts on the bee network, but other websites are out of line, and they can't tear their faces and sue directly, right?

Although Atletico often send lawyers' letters, there are not many actual prosecutions. I sent a lawyer's letter saying that we understand the law, and we don't prosecute because we understand the law.

Atletico Madrid sends thousands of anecdotes, funny stories, important news, and other rich scarves every day, and it would be a waste of court resources to really prosecute.

Although he will attach the original text and the original address to show that he has not tampered with the original intention, if you pay close attention, you will find that the news content he chooses is very regular, one is that the news must have a clear source, and those that are too much like bragging are not wanted, and the other is that "the foreign moon is not very round" in his place, and the reporting of "foreign people are in dire straits" even exceeds the completion of the simulcast, and there is the original site of the original text that looks more like the real Although most people don't read the original foreign language.

The British "Guardian" revealed that the US NSA has a large-scale secret plan to obtain the private call records of millions of users from the US telecommunications giant Verizon every day, and the next day the "Washington Post" followed up with a report to further expose more information about this "Prism (P-Day**)".

Only then did the public know that this top-secret plan had been in place for six years, and in addition to Microsoft, Apple, Google, Yahoo, AOL, Facebook, YouTube and other nine Internet giants were also involved, and were asked to provide a large number of users' chat logs and other information to the Prism Project. And because most of them operate online businesses in multiple countries at the same time, this surveillance program is not only aimed at the American people, but also for users around the world of these companies, even large companies and big names, are likely to be checked for personal ** information such as chat history, address book, search history, etc.

On June 7th, the Prism program was nodded by US President Barack Obama, although he explained that the surveillance program was carried out under the authorization of the "Love Kneeling Act" and Congress, and was to counter terrorism and protect the safety of American citizens, but the American people were still angry!

**The right has been violated for six years and has not been told, can you not be angry?

No wonder Obama himself uses a BlackBerry instead of an iPhone, it turns out that although his face is dark, he understands it in his heart......

Originally, because domestic competitors are better at local battles, the services of these multinational network companies have been defeated by their APY version with various strategies, and the domestic market share is not large, which also makes the prism not affect too many domestic netizens, but under the frequent reports of Atletico Madrid and some other media that have reacted, domestic users have also reacted, and the attention of public opinion has been attracted by the direction of the White House, and naturally no one pays attention to his willful book burning.

Because Microsoft has been mixed into the prism door, although it has repeatedly said that it has not used the windos backdoor to steal user information, but countries have set off a wave of using open source systems to replace windows, and various Linux distributions and other open source systems have also won a wave of high attention and orders.

At this time, Bee Software was also involved, indicating that all the source code of the X86 version of the Bee System would be opened to domestic teaching and scientific research institutions, including the School of Information Science of Luda University.

"Don't say anything else," Li Jiaming stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky: "The Ministry of Education is going to be played bad by you, No. 2 burns books, No. 9 donates the system, this is a slap in the face of Hongguoguo to a sweet date!"

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