Wipe the rice grains in the nostrils at the corners of his mouth, Shen Mo couldn't take a look at the inedible rice plate in front of him, and hurriedly grabbed his mobile phone and sent a barrage: 666666, the Great Sage will dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years!

Atletico Madrid is the big boss of the 2nd station, so he is naturally the king of monkeys, but the title of the monkey king is a little contemptible, so only those sunspots are using it, such as Shen Mo, his fans and neutral netizens generally call him the Great Sage or Ma Dongjia or something like that.

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He didn't know what was going on with others, but Shen Mo was shocked by the scene where the mountain of books on the screen suddenly turned into a sea of fire, and then paid the price of lunch reimbursement.

Speaking of which is Ma Dasheng's fault, yesterday Atletico Madrid made a June 1st topic: the story of the schoolbag, the content is very exciting, as his loyal fan, Shen Mo is of course very much looking forward to Atletico Madrid's big move to add down the No. 2, but Atletico's secrecy is quite good, only to say that there is a big move at noon on the 2nd, so stay tuned.

Therefore, Shen Mo didn't come down to eat at noon, but he waited and waited, and he didn't start until more than one o'clock, so he reluctantly ran downstairs to eat, and there was free wifi coverage in the canteen, but he was not afraid that he would not be able to watch the live broadcast.

Looking at the platform that fell into the raging yellow flames and the black smoke swirled into the air, Shen Mo couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

The platform and the surrounding light-spotting devices were clearly well designed, with a bright focal point on each of the 100 book towers, and almost at the same time the pages began to turn yellow and discolored, and then quickly expanded, turning the entire platform into a huge sea of fire, which looked amazingly powerful.

But if you look closely now, you can see that those flames are just a circle outside the book tower, dragged by the updraft and swept upward, rolling up pieces of dark paper ash, forming a huge fire tornado area over the book mountain, but if you look closely, you will find that this fire tornado is actually scattered but not condensed, the rotation speed is not fast, and the burning speed of one hundred book towers is not fast, so it can be imagined that the fire tornado is actually just a hot air cyclone with no appearance, which can be seen from the fact that the drone responsible for aerial photography is still shooting over the sea of fire, of course, the distance is much farther than just now, after all, there are not plastic parts on it, don't dare to get too close.

"Ulaulla" Several fiery red fire trucks drove into the picture, and the fire fighters jumped out of the car neatly, and they were about to start a fire fighting battle immediately.

It's just a pity that their mental power is not pure enough, and the number is a little small, and because the network latency problem in Tiannan and Haibei is not seen at the same time, their grievances are actually issued one after another, and they can't be synchronized neatly, so they can only watch a few white water dragons spray out from the fire truck, and they shake their heads left and right at the fire scene. After all, Atletico Madrid made this sea of book-burning fire was just a superficial appearance, and it was extinguished in a few minutes, leaving only curling smoke rising sporadically, and the book tower on the stage was covered with mortar mixed with black ash and white foam, which looked even more miserable than the burning fire just now.

"Actually, it's good to enjoy the fire fighting performance of the Egret Island Fire Department, it's worth the ticket price!"

"Where did you get the fare?" Immediately, a person surnamed Zhao Ritian jumped out to express his disbelief.

"Why is there no fare? 3G traffic doesn't cost money?"

"But anyway, Boss Ma's book burning is a hot topic in June, and it's a pity. ”

"9494, if you burn the house next to it, it will be a god!"

"Don't leave if you burn the house, if you lose your grandma's equipment, you will be harmed!"

Shen Mo shook his head, he was not surprised by the various random sprays and shots in the barrage, and then he heard the whirring wind disappear from the mobile phone speakers, and after a second or two of silence, the familiar sound of music came: "Little girl Xiao Erlang, carrying a schoolbag to school," At the same time, the video screen also changed from the live broadcast to an animation. The content is in the same vein as the "story of the school bag" released by Atletico Madrid yesterday, but it looks even worse.

Yesterday's Children's Day, when children around the country were celebrating their own festivals, Atletico Madrid released a picture of the story called June 1st Topic: School Bag on the scarf, and put a costume drama stills, a man dressed as a scholar walked on the road with a rattan rectangular bookbasket on his back, because the scholar in the picture only had a back and a small side face, so no one guessed which drama this was from for a while, even if the fishing net picture search was moved out, there was still no answer.

After all, image search can only index images, and nothing can be done about video footage, unless someone has uploaded a similar screenshot.

But this doesn't affect anything, after all, this is not a movie game by looking at pictures, since Atletico Madrid directly pointed out the topic of "the story of the school bag", it seems that he should want to do a special topic about the school bag, and he wants to summarize the story that happened on this object?

Two minutes later, a new scarf came out, still a rattan basket, only a newer one that looked like a modern imitation, and the weight of the basket was marked.

Someone commented under this picture, saying: "Boss Ma, are you preparing to transform into selling classical school bags?"

However, Atletico Madrid rarely did not reply to him, this day the neck maniac Atletico's neck release speed has obviously decreased a lot, usually this guy is a few minutes of a dozen scarf rhythm, and the reply comments are also very positive, even if tens of thousands of people comment He will reply one by one, but today there is no reply, and some people even joked and commented: "This is not the style of Boss Ma, are you sure it's not a number theft?"

Not long after, the third picture came out, it was still a rattan book basket, but it was loaded with four books and five classics, pen, ink, paper, inkstone, dry food umbrellas, and silver, gold, beans, copper coins and other things, and the total weight was also marked with eye-catching numbers next to it.

In the fourth and fifth, the theme slowly came out, in a large number of dark green colors, only "the Red Army is not afraid of expeditions difficult", "serve the people", "learn from Comrade Lei Feng" and other offset inscriptions, or simply only a red five-star military satchel, the shoulder bag was quickly eliminated, and the backpack dominated the schoolbag rivers and lakes. In the back, it also absorbs inspiration elements from travel backpacks, introduces belts and side pockets, expands in volume and capacity, and the material has also changed from denim to nylon cloth that is easier to dye and print for styling, and school bags with wheels and trolleys have appeared in the back.

The animation that Shen Mo saw was still the pictures of schoolbags from various periods that Atletico Madrid had sent yesterday, but it had changed a trick, no longer just placed on display, but was carried on the back by a primary school student with a height of 1.5 meters. In the lower left corner of the screen, there are subtitles for the year, grade, height, weight, and total weight of the schoolbag. And he also found that in addition to the grade, other numbers have changed, and the height and weight have increased slowly in most years, indicating the growth of students' physique, but the growth rate is undoubtedly not as fast as the growth rate of the weight of the school bag.

At this time, if Shen Mo is reading it on the computer, click to switch to ultra-clear full-screen mode, and you should see two lines of small text under these words:

The number of students' physical fitness comes from "Research on the Physical Development of Primary School Students in China"

The total weight of the schoolbag was measured by simulation experiments

But it doesn't matter much, after all, Shen Mo is not a professional who studies this, and he doesn't agree with the saying that "if primary school students are strong, the country is strong", he feels that the only meaning of the existence of these "primary school students" is to pit teammates in various games.

At the beginning, the little model was wearing a black student uniform of the Republic of China, carrying a rattan bookbasket in the shape of a suitcase, and then changed into an imitation 65-style green military uniform, and the schoolbag also became a classic green military satchel, and then only saw the year numbers jumping wildly, but the picture and other words were unmoved, showing that in the sixties and seventies, the green military uniform dominated the spectacular scene of the country's "school uniform" In fact, there was no school uniform at that time, and the national black, green and blue were all spontaneous and voluntary.

Then it's a combination of fat and bloated sportswear and backpacks, except for the change in pattern decoration, the overall shape has not changed, until the year overturned 2000, there began to be a loss of changes, the school uniform is not so ugly, but the schoolbag has also become bigger, and the final picture is fixed on the silhouette screen of a small jujube suit and a blue trolley suit, and the live video broadcast is officially over.

In the barrage full of "Survival confirmed! Haha roar", Shen Mo saw someone post: "Go see the Monkey King's scarf, there is a special explanation!"

Today, the frequency of Atletico Madrid's scarf update is still rare and low, obviously because he understands that the usual speed of tens of seconds is too fast, which seriously affects the user experience, so he deliberately reduced the speed.

After others commented and replied, they found that the scarf they had just commented on had been pressed to the second page, and they naturally felt uncomfortable. If it weren't for Atletico Madrid's character not to be a headline party, the headline conforms to the six elements of the news and insists on every reply, even if you encounter an unpleasant prohibited reply, you will send a private message to explain when you delete it, and the interaction with fans is good, and the honey chat, the scarf client specially launched the manual loading picture function for his water king account, it is estimated that someone has already unfollowed his scarf, after all, this product has thousands of scarves a day, and many of them also have pictures, which can eat traffic very much.

The bee scarf has long been canceled the 140-word egg pain limit,Users can use it as an auto-typesetting blog,Even if you send a giant with 10,000 words and 100 pictures, it's not a problem at all,Of course, you really have to do it.,The "overweight" articles sent out won't be loaded directly.,Others will only see a summary of the content containing information about the number of words and the number of pictures.,And then decide whether to click to load all.。

And what Shen Mo saw this time was an extra-long scarf.

Regardless of the summary, Shen Mo clicked on the full text to read, and it took him a few minutes to read it, his fingers released from the screen, and he couldn't help blinking his eyes a few times, one was that staring at the screen for a long time made his eyes a little sour, and the other reason was that he felt that his eyes were a little wet, as a big boy who was determined to be a man who didn't flick tears, this was still a few times.

gave the 16751st like of this long article,Shen Mo then clicked forward,Looking at the input method interface that popped up,Shen Mo suddenly found that he didn't know what to say,In the end, he could only send such a sentence:Look at [crying] Bee Atletico Madrid: I'm just a father who is a novice on the road.

At the beginning of this long article, Atletico Madrid first said that the fire fine and environmental protection fine have been paid, and I hope that everyone will not imitate themselves casually, and even if they want to imitate, they must be fully prepared. However, his later words suddenly digressed and said that Mrs. Ma Tang Jiayi was pregnant.

This is the first time that the Atletico couple has publicly admitted that Tang Jiayi is pregnant, although as early as two months ago, someone broke the news that they appeared in a Thai hospital and were suspected of doing IVF.

Because of the popularity of giving birth to a baby horse, the hospital they visited was busy at the time, many of them were couples from China, although the two of them did not have much contact with them, and there were sunglasses and bodyguards in and out, but these two people were not unknown in China, they were still recognized by chance, and took pictures and poked them to the media.

Although Atletico's assistant and his own social accounts said "no comment" in the following interviews with large and small media, according to Atletico's past habits, saying that there is something clear about it without sending a lawyer's letter is tantamount to acquiescence.

Then throughout May, the topic of "Little Pony" was quite lively, especially when someone picked up Atletico Madrid's Tang Jiayi holds an Australian green card, according to Australian law, as long as the little pony is born on Australian soil, it will become an Australian. There are also calls for a boycott of bee software, services and games, but there are very few, and everyone is not stupid, and whose products and services have a conscience can still be seen.

In fact, the state does not stipulate that holders of foreign green cards should be treated as foreigners, after all, nationality and hukou have not been abandoned, but because the official media always put "Chinese" and "overseas Chinese" together, the result is that Chinese people regard "overseas Chinese" as crooked nuts, of course, according to the immigration laws of various countries, overseas Chinese only need to swear to the flag of a certain country to become Chinese at any time, but this has not been transformed yet?

In this long article, Atletico explained for the first time the identity of the unborn "little pony", saying that he had applied for the "Family Planning Service Certificate" for the baby nicknamed "Sesame Cookies", and had collected all the big red seals of the neighborhood committee, street office, and district family planning office for him, and was waiting to summon the magic horse next year.

The implication is that the little pony will be born in China and will not obtain Australian citizenship, and Atletico Madrid also said that because he did not seriously work as an immigration supervisor in Australia, his Australian green card will be invalid in two years......

As for why he chose to burn books on this day, Atletico Madrid's explanation was naturally pushed to the little pony who had not yet come to the world, saying that he didn't want him to be crushed with such a heavy schoolbag on his back.

However, the simple Shen Mo, and most of the netizens who liked it, did not notice that Atletico Madrid hid two facts:

1, he did not reveal that "sesame cookies" are actually the nicknames of the four babies, and has always paid attention to calling the little ponies in the singular person.

2, he did not reveal that the Bee School has achieved paperless teaching, and Xiao Xiaoma will not have to carry a schoolbag if he goes to school in the attached primary school in the future. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net