Jiang Hua finished drinking coffee alone, and suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have been back to the villa for two or three days.

After dropping the money in a hurry, he drove to his villa.

"Sister-in-law!" Jiang Hua opened the door and shouted loudly, but he couldn't get a response from Li Cui'e, so he shouted a few times in a row, and searched up and down, but he didn't find a shadow of Li Cui'e.

"Where did this go? I forgot to ask for a phone last time!" Jiang Hua sat down on the soft sofa with his butt slumped, and couldn't help but think of the absurd love he had with Li Cui'e when he was young.

After all, Li Cui'e is now her own nanny, and if she is more daring, she can be said to be her personal maid!

Maid?!

"Oh! I can't think about it, I can't think about it!" Jiang Hua shook his head, his mind was full of Li Cui'e dangling in front of him in a disfigured maid costume, in order to calm Xiao Jianghua a little, he decided to go out for a walk.

He wandered to the back of the villa area, and after jumping over the high wall, he found a small clear river, and on the other side of the river was a high hill.

There seems to be a thin layer of foggy mountains shrouded in it, as if it is covered with a veil of mystery. Just looking across the other side, there is a kind of comfort in a fairyland, which is refreshing.

"Hey, is there such a good place?" Jiang Hua grinned, and found that the river was not very deep, and the deepest place was no more than his knees, so he took off his shoes and lifted his trouser legs, and walked over on the stones at the bottom of the river.

The water in autumn is very cold, and the icy Jianghua is a little uncomfortable.

The view from the mountain is nice and full of small flowers. What surprised Jiang Hua even more was that there was also a wild persimmon tree, which was ripe at this time, like a ruby.

Jiang Hua seems to have returned to when he was a child when he was stealing persimmons from other people's houses to eat, he climbed a tree on a whim, picked a few persimmons and chewed them.

While eating, Jiang Hua discovered a scene that surprised him!

I've only seen it on funny pictures before, a chicken dragging a dog into the hen coop. And at this moment, he saw vividly that a little yellow dog was crushing a chicken under him, and the dog and chicken were still barking.

"His grandmother's! It's really not as good as a dog!" Jiang Hua stared at the little yellow dog and scolded viciously.

But the little yellow dog barked too.

Jiang Hua smiled, and said in his heart that if he could understand what the animals said, it would be a lot of fun, right?

So Jiang Hua used his mobile phone to search for who could talk to animals, but only found Gongye Chang and Doraemon, and after a careful look, he felt that it was not very good!

Because Gongye only understands bird language, and Doraemon's prop is a headset.

What Jiang Hua wants is the ability to understand the language of all animals, and preferably the ability to control animals.

After a lot of effort, Jiang Hua finally found such a piece of information! In fact, many immortals are cultivated by animals, in addition to the well-known Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, there are also roaring dogs, as well as white snakes and green snakes, and so on!

Among them, the most famous is the Twenty-Eight Nakshatras, and the top bosses of the Twenty-Eight Nakshatras are the gods of the Green Dragon, the White Tiger, the Xuanwu, and the Vermilion Bird.

And in the center is the Yellow Dragon, an ancient divine beast.

Jiang Hua thought about it, although this dragon is very mysterious, it is also an animal after all, right?

So he really found Huang Long among his WeChat friends and explained his intention.

Huang Long's two dragon whiskers suddenly flew up and down in anger: "You have to come to me for such a trivial matter?" Hmph! Although you are a creditor, you are still an ordinary human after all! Just look for the Roaring Sky Dog, hmph, take it, don't bother me again!"

Huanglong is a god in the sky after all, and there is a legend that the emperor and Dayu are the incarnations of Huanglong, so they are naturally not so polite to Jiang Hua.

Jiang Hua knew this, and he didn't say anything! Because he himself is also a descendant of Yan and Huang, if the legend is true, he is still a descendant of Huanglong! It's a pity that he forgot to ask if the legend is true just now!

But at the moment when he ended WeChat with Huang Long, he understood this dog-and-chicken conversation.

Dog: "Dear chicken, look at that human, like a monkey! and dare to peek at us making love!

Chicken: "Dear little yellow, ignore him! Humans are stupid beeps, thinking they rule over us animals! Hehe! Leave him alone, let him be envious, jealous and hateful, just a single dog!"

When the little yellow dog heard this, he suddenly increased his strength: "Dog? You are wrong, is he qualified to be a dog?"

Jiang Hua was stunned when he heard this, this dog and chicken dared to scold Lao Tzu? it! And say that Lao Tzu is like a monkey? Lao Tzu is not Song Moubao!!

"Fuck!" Jiang Hua suddenly jumped down from the tree, "Dare to scold me, right?"

A dog barked and was suddenly stunned, looked at each other, and said in unison: "Can this stupid beep talk to us?

Jiang Hua sneered: "Still want to run?"

As he spoke, Jiang Hua found that the little yellow dog had run away, and immediately used one ten-thousandth of the speed of the flash, grabbed the little yellow dog's neck with a brush, and lifted the little yellow dog up.

"Lao Tzu just hasn't eaten today! I'll see how dog meat is delicious!"

The little yellow dog was anxious: "It's illegal to eat dogs! You're going to be beaten to death by our dog lovers!"

"Who knows? Lao Tzu will have a dog meat and chicken stew together today! The taste is not bad!"

And the chick had flapped its wings and ran away, but when he found that the little yellow dog had been caught, he turned around and ran back.

The little yellow dog was anxious: "What are you doing here? Hurry up and run! I'll hold this stupid beep!"

Chick: "No, I don't want to be separated from you, I'm going to die together!"

Jiang Hua scratched his head: "Grandma's, it's quite affectionate and righteous, isn't it?, it's just right, slaughter and eat together! I will fulfill your dream of dying together!"

The chick immediately stretched out its two little wings and said, "Don't, don't, please let us go, I'll take you to a place, and I'll make you a lot of money!"

Jiang Hua frowned and said, "Okay, I'll take a look with you! If there's anything fake, I'll be the first to kill this dog! Damn, you two are still playing a cross-racial relationship, right?"

The little yellow dog pursed his lips and said in his heart: "Aren't you humans still the same?

The little chicken and the little yellow dog took Jiang Hua to a place that resembled the entrance of a cave and said, "It's inside! If I'm not mistaken, it should be a diamond!"

The little yellow dog also said, "That's right, that's right! It's exactly the same as the ring on my master's hand, shiny!"

Jiang Hua was stunned, and kicked the little yellow dog in: "You go in and lead the way, see if the oxygen is insufficient!"

After a while, there was a little yellow dog's barking in the cave, and the echo was very loud, and the cave should not be small: "The oxygen is very sufficient! It's dark, your human eyesight is too spicy, you can't see!"

Jiang Hua smiled, what is the problem of darkness to me?