Chapter 124: Terrible Bear Child
Compared to Jones XIII, Ava is simply an angel.
Finally, I succeeded in returning to the inn after coaxing, deceiving, and desperately flickering, but when I fought the landlord on the way, I also saw the terrifying calculation power of "Jones 13".
She calculates the probability of the game every time someone plays a card, and how she will play how to win, so after "Jones Thirteen" knows the rules of fighting the landlord, she basically never loses, and as a result, soon the landlord is no longer interesting to her.
This made me decide to do one thing before returning to the hotel, that is, to cut off the Internet, and not allow Xiaoqing and the four of them to contact the Internet again, of course, not to let "Jones 13" have mobile phones or other things, let alone let her go out, I decided not to let her contact the Internet and such things until she has established the correct three views.
The devil knows what kind of weird child she will become after she comes into contact with the Internet, the bear child has already made me a little worse than dead, and if she becomes a bear child and is also a perverted weirdo, it will be a disaster.
So, after returning to the hotel, I dragged the "Jones 13", and several women quickly began to clean up, of course, I was not idle, I was teaching the "Jones 13" various things to pronounce Chinese characters, which is the picture reading and literacy that children often do.
It's just that "Jones No. 13" is too fast to read and write, and she has mastered thousands of commonly used words and men without a while, to be honest, I envy it, if I had this learning speed, I would have become "someone else's child", but, it's a pity that grandma is no longer there, even if it becomes someone else's child, what's the use.
It is said on the Internet that the best way to teach a child a language is to communicate with him more, and I have repeated this point, and I feel that it is very necessary for me to communicate more with "Jones No. 13", at least to help her establish the correct three views as soon as possible.
And so I started talking to Jones 13, and she was like a puppy to her owner, and she was tightly around me, but I gradually noticed that although she ate, she didn't have to go to the toilet, and to be honest, I didn't know where everything ended up.
However, think about it, how could a robot as advanced as her and have self-awareness be bothered by such a thing as going to the toilet.
And just like that, we got tired of the day.
The "Messenger of God" did what he said, and my shop was successfully upgraded to four hearts, and the time to enter and exit the tenant's world became half an hour, of course, there were some other changes, but the most important thing was that the gift he promised me was not unexpectedly lost, but I also felt a sense of accomplishment after ending a war that lasted for hundreds of years, so I didn't bother to pursue this guy's various cheats.
As a result, in the evening, I was negligent, and the nature of the "Jones XIII" bear child was once again exposed.
Because I was really annoyed by her pestering for a day, and I saw that she seemed to be getting better, so I let her move freely for a while.
However, within a few minutes, I heard the screams of Orange and a loud sound of something crashing through the wall.
I hurried over and saw Jones 13 with a curtain tied around his neck, a TV power cord wrapped around his waist, and a kitchen knife in his hand chasing Orange.
"I'm rubbing! It must be that Xiangcheng has watched a drama that shouldn't be watched again. ”
Seeing this scene, I probably understood, so I quickly blocked the orange behind me and raised my hand to stop "Jones XIII" and said.
"Stop, baby, it's not a healthy game, stop playing, let's go play with blocks." ”
"No, the blocks aren't interesting. ”
She rejected me without hesitation.
"That's okay to change to something else, don't play this kind of game of fighting and killing, it's not good for your health. ”
"I'm fine. ”
"I'm talking about being bad for other people's health. ”
"Then I don't care. ”
……
It seems that it is difficult to control the bear child without a killer weapon, so I changed my face and said.
"Jones, we have to be reasonable, you have to learn to distinguish between good and bad, some things that harm others can't be done, obedient, understand?"
Jones Thirteen tilted his head to think about my words, then said with a wink.
"But, it's fun! I won't really cut people, Mr. Landlord, come and play with me!"
As she spoke, she rushed towards me.
I sighed, and then didn't hesitate to use my killer "tenant suppression".
Then, I reached out and grabbed Jones 13's wrist, snatched the kitchen knife from her hand, and then ripped off the curtains she was wearing and the power cord around her waist.
She looked at me with some puzzlement and horror, probably not understanding why she herself was suddenly not as powerful as me, after all, the reason why she was willful before was because she felt that none of us could control her.
Then, I held her down, took off her pants, exposed her ass, and raised my hand.
However, seeing his snow-white and delicate skin, I finally relented, and I sighed, pulled her pants and pointed to the side of the wall.
"Go, penalty station!"
"Jones Thirteen" let out an obmissive "oh!" and stood in the corner.
I turned on my phone and started asking questions about how to educate my children and what to say in such a situation.
With someone in mind, I found a bench and sat in front of Jones XIII.
"Mr. Landlord, how did you become a woman?"
Jones 13 asked, looking at me puzzled.
I said with a cold face.
"Don't worry about these details, what we're going to talk about is about the mistake you just made, there are probably the following ten points to tell you, the first ......"
Then I started teaching Jones 13.
To tell the truth, I quickly realized that it is not easy to educate children, anyway, I sat there for half an hour, and my mouth felt dry, while "Jones XIII" seemed a little sleepy to listen.
"Do you remember what I said?"
Eventually, I looked at her and said.
She nodded mechanically.
I then said with a pleasant face.
"Remember, it's good to know it's wrong, let's go, I'll take you to a delicious snack, remember not to make similar mistakes next time. ”
This is called "slapping and giving a sweet date", to avoid this chick holding grudges, in case she hates me, I am estimated to be unlucky in the future.
In this way, the day is finally coming to an end, and I feel that taking care of the children is really tiring, and there is nothing more tiring than this, especially this big child.
As a result, when she went to bed at night, she had to sleep with me.
I really couldn't resist her, so I had to tell her that she slept on one side and I slept on the other, and she was not allowed to come to my side, so she lay down a little aggrieved.
I was tired and sweaty, and when I saw her lying down, I went to take a shower.
As a result, just half of the washing, "Jones Thirteen" knocked on the door outside and said that he wanted to take a bath, and he would wash with me, if it was a normal woman, I would be quite willing, but now she looks normal on the outside, in fact, she is just a little baby, if I do it to her, it will be really a bit shameless and obscene.
So, I quickly wiped it casually and ran out to say that I didn't wash it.
I walked out wrapped in a bath towel while wiping my hair, "Jones Thirteen" had already quickly gotten into the bathroom and stripped naked, but she couldn't use the bathroom faucet, so I had to go over and tell her the hot and cold water from the faucet, as well as the shower gel, shampoo usage, etc.
To be honest, looking at such a hot woman standing naked in the shower, I felt a fire burning in my heart, and at the same time, my mouth was a little dry, so I left the bathroom quickly and wisely.
Then, I changed into pajamas and lay on the bed to brush up the circle of friends, I don't know how long it has been, I don't know when, when I am conscious, I have returned to the other world in the dream world.
At the same time, there is also the "Jones Thirteen" in my arms, however, the current me is not me, to be precise, not the original me, but the transgender me, so, from the perspective of the people in this world, I am a black household without identity, of course, except for formal places such as the academy, other places will not find out the identity, however, the problem now is that the two of us are not only unidentified, but also disheveled.
Sure enough, as soon as we appeared, someone around us had an idea, and the folk customs here were not very good, so when we saw two beautiful women hugging each other, a few people immediately came over with bad intentions.
"Hey, hey, instead of two women playing, let's play with us. ”
The guy in the lead waved his hand as he spoke, and the rest of the people quickly surrounded the two of us.
I looked at Jones Thirteen and said with a smile.
"Jones, I can restore you to combat effectiveness for the time being, but remember to try more and don't kill people, understand?"
"Jones Thirteen," he said with a smile.
"Okay, Mr. Landlord, these are the bad guys. ”
I nodded.
"Yes, the next thing you have to learn is how to distinguish between good guys and bad guys, it's a very difficult thing to do, and these things will be talked about when you're done. ”
Hearing my words, Jones XIII immediately rushed forward.
"Whoop, this girl ......"
"Bang!"
Then, the cargo flew away, really flew away, drew an arc and disappeared.
"Wow!"
"This girl is amazing!"
"Terrible!"
Just when everyone was talking, I suddenly saw a familiar figure appear not far away, it was Sovia, who I hadn't seen for a long time.
Of course, the more unexpected things are still to come.