Chapter 1922 Never brushed my teeth

Song Yajun wants to find a place where everyone is equal, friendly and loves each other, and he should not come to the world, but to the fairy world.

In Li Yong's view, perhaps only in the fairy world can achieve true equality and true friendship and mutual love.

And there is no traffic coming, no bus falling off a cliff.

There is no parting of life and death, no torturous love tragedy, no human tragedy.

People live a happy, joyful, affluent, and contented life, free from the world, and at peace and tranquility.

"Will you take a taxi?" Facing the whistling sea breeze and looking at the deserted Bihai Park in the distance, Li Yong directly diverted the topic and asked Song Yajun lightly: "Will you take a taxi home?"

"Yes, isn't it easy to take a taxi?" Song Yajun waved his fist and said with a smile. In Song Yajun's opinion, since the world is so violent, there should be no problem with hitting a car casually.

"That's good. Li Yong took off the Yaowang stone pendant and hung it around Song Yajun's neck: "Take this, take a taxi home, it is the home next to Lanyue Lake." I'll leave for a moment, and I'll come out when you get home. ”

"Good. Song Yajun agreed.

"This one is good. Li Yong pointed to the pendant and said seriously.

"Brother Yong, no problem, you can rest assured! I won't lose it. Song Yajun reassured again and again.

As soon as Li Yong's mind moved, he burrowed into the Medicine King Stone.

He thinks that taking a taxi home from the beach is the fastest speed, at least two hours!

There are two hours outside, and there are two days inside the Medicine King Stone, and he has to make good use of these two precious days.

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After Li Yong disappeared, Song Yajun looked around, and he really couldn't determine which direction Li Yong went. However, he realized that Li Yong attached great importance to the Medicine King Stone Pendant, so he took it in his hand and looked at it carefully.

With Song Yajun's erudition, he couldn't see any fame, so he had to give up.

Looking around again, Song Yajun finally set his eyes on the couple who kept hugging, kissing, biting their ears and gnawing their necks on the beach.

Why are you still fighting? endlessly, isn't it?

Song Yajun couldn't look at it, and finally walked over hard, and said loudly: "Hey, I said can you stop being so violent? Everyone loves and respects each other, isn't it okay? Why fight?"

The young man and the young woman turned their heads together and looked at Song Yajun in shock: "How can we fight?"

"You're not fighting, what are you doing like that?" Song Yajun gestured with his hand.

"Neuropathy. The young woman blushed and was extremely embarrassed.

"Get out. "The young man had the urge to hit someone.

Song Yajun thought to himself, human beings are really not easy to get along with! It seems that it is very different from what he imagined before. He thinks that Da Mao and Er Mao are very good, and Li Yong is very good! But this person is really too barbaric.

Song Yajun didn't want to clash with them, so he walked away and said, "Listen to my advice, don't fight." ”

The young man couldn't bear it anymore, caught up from behind, and punched Song Yajun.

Song Yajun grabbed the young man's fist with his backhand and said depressedly: "Young man, why don't you listen to persuasion? After fighting with that girl, you didn't enjoy it, and you still want to fight with me, don't you?"

The young man shouted angrily, "I'm going to beat you, I'm going to beat you bastard!" Believe it or not, I'm going to ask the bodyguards to kill you?"

Song Yajun frowned and said, "Since you want to fight so much, then I have to accompany you to the end." ”

As soon as the words fell, Song Yajun hugged the young man, kissed the young man's mouth, then bit the young man's ear, licked the young man's neck, and almost tore off the young man's shirt.

Young men are just ordinary people, and they can't struggle if they want to, and they can't even use the strength to feed.

In Song Yajun's arms, he was like a weak woman who was forcibly held into the arms of a hooligan with infinite strength.

The feeling of being ravaged was so sour that the young man burst into tears.

The young man showed a pitiful expression on his face, and he wanted to die.

The young woman on the side exclaimed: "Someone, hooligan, I am insulting my boyfriend, bodyguard, come quickly." ”

The four black-clothed bodyguards ran over from the park in the distance when they heard the sound and rushed towards Song Yajun with a curse.

The bodyguards all felt that Song Yajun must be a blind man, plus a fool; such a beautiful woman does not insult a man, but she has to insult a man. Isn't this stupid, what else can it be called?

"Satyr, let go. ”

"Let go of our boss. ”

"Beat him. ”

The bodyguards couldn't persuade them, so they moved towards Song Yajun together.

However, these are just bodyguards at the peak of internal strength, where is the opponent of Song Yajun of the spiritual realm?

Song Yajun let go of the young man, and with just one turn, he beat all four bodyguards down.

Turning around, Song Yajun looked at the young man with tears streaming down his face, and asked with a smile, "Are you still fighting?"

The young man was kissed by Song Yajun and had nothing to love, his lips were blistered, his legs were weak, he was almost unsteady on his feet, and he was still wet underneath. I was kissed and peed my pants directly.

Hearing Song Yajun ask, he shook his head like a rattle: "No, don't fight......"

Song Yajun taught: "Remember, as human beings, we must love and help each other, respect each other, and not fight." ”

"Yes, yes. "Young men don't know when they're fighting, it's so unclear!

"Do you have a car?" Song Yajun still had Li Yong's instructions to take a taxi home, but the car hadn't taken a taxi yet.

"Yes, yes. The young man nodded and said.

"Take me there. Song Yajun commanded lightly.

The young man said in his heart, "Which onion are you?" Why do you ask me to take you there? However, seeing that the four bodyguards he had paid for were still lying on the beach, the young man had to nod and say, "Okay, please come with me, please come here." ”

The young man swore that he had never been so polite in the face of his father, mother-in-law, father-in-law, and mother-in-law.

The young woman hurriedly ran over, helped the young man, and walked outside with Song Yajun.

They crossed the beach and followed the path to the road, where the young man's red sports car was parked on the side of the road.

"This is my car, imported from Germany, worth 20 million ......" The young man politely introduced: "It can run 360 yards, faster than the high-speed rail, this gentleman, you know the ...... of this car"

Song Yajun didn't listen to the young man's introduction at all, thinking that Li Yong asked him to take a taxi, and now that he finally turned on the car, let's fight! So, he waved his fist and hit it directly, and this punch instantly smashed the window glass.

Bang, bang...... The young men were dumbfounded, and the young women were dumbfounded.

If you bully someone, you even want to smash the car? The young man looked angry, but he didn't dare to attack.

The young woman was a little heartbroken about this sports car, this punch smashed down, there is not a million, it can't be repaired!

But Song Yajun didn't stop, thinking that Li Yong just asked him to take a taxi, and didn't say a few hits; he just threw a few more punches, so that Li Yong was not happy when he went back to report to Li Yong.

So, bang, bang, bang......

Song Yajun walked around the car, smashing all the glass in the front and back of the car, smashing all the glasses on the left and right sides of the car, and finally kicked again, directly knocking down the door and kicking the car to its side.

This time, except for the engine of the sports car, which is still good, the rest of the place is scrapped.

Seeing Song Yajun so violent, the young woman was so frightened that she retreated again and again, silent. The young man couldn't hold back any longer, and immediately shouted angrily: "Bald, why did you break our car? ”

Song Yajun smiled innocently: "I can't help it." ”

The man wanted to strangle Song Yajun to death, and said angrily: "What do you mean? Who told you to break my sports car? Do you know who I am? Dare to smash my car, you don't want to live!"

"I really don't have anything else, it was Brother Yong who asked me to fight. Song Yajun explained helplessly.

Seeing that Song Yajun's attitude was not bad, the woman suddenly plucked up her courage, walked forward, pointed at Song Yajun's nose and said angrily: "No matter who told you to beat, you are a crime, we call the police, and your life will be over......"

The man suddenly motioned for the woman to shut up, and then asked suspiciously, "Brother Yong you are talking about, which Brother Yong is it?"

"His name is Li Yong, and he lives on the edge of the Blue Moon Lake in Zhonghai City, and he told me to take a taxi home. Song Yajun pondered: "I just found out now, I can't go home if I take a taxi! ”

"That's my brother-in-law, it's my brother-in-law. The man jumped up suddenly, and suddenly stopped feeling sorry for his car, but asked in surprise: "Bald, where is my brother-in-law?"

Song Yajun looked at the man and asked, "Are you?"

"My name is Zhou Honghui, my sister is Li Yong's wife, and I am Li Yong's brother-in-law. Zhou Honghui changed his decadent and angry expression just now, and introduced proudly: "I'm my brother-in-law's secretary, yes, I've been looking for him." ”

Song Yajun didn't understand a little, waved his hand and said, "Brother Yong told me to take a taxi, and then told me to go home!"

Zhou Honghui recalled and explained: "Taking a taxi is not to hit with a fist, but to stop the car, which means to take a car." My brother-in-law asked you to take a taxi home, meaning to ask you to take a ride home, why don't you understand?"

Song Yajun touched his head awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I just came to the world." ”

Zhou Honghui was startled, looked at Song Yajun, and asked softly, "Aren't you human?"

Song Yajun touched his head again, lowered his voice and said, "I'm a turtle, and I've just turned into a human." ”

"Monster!" the young woman couldn't help but take a step back and looked at Song Yajun in horror.

Zhou Honghui smiled, stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Song Yajun's neck, and said with a familiar smile: "It turned out to be Brother Turtle, since you call my brother-in-law Brother Yong, it is your own family, I will send you back!"

"Thanks, thanks buddy. Song Yajun also became polite, and then pointed to the car embarrassedly: "I'm sorry! I misunderstood just now, I didn't think that you are Brother Yong's relative, I, I don't have the money to compensate you, what should I do?"

Zhou Honghui said indifferently: "It's okay, my brother-in-law will help you compensate when you go back." ”

Song Yajun's heart suddenly relaxed, and he also pressed Zhou Honghui's neck, and laughed: "Good brother." ”

Seeing that Song Yajun was about to kiss over, Zhou Honghui hurriedly broke free: "How long have you not brushed your teeth?"

Song Yajun touched his mouth: "I, I've never brushed my teeth." ”

"Vomit ......" Zhou Honghui rolled his eyes and vomited.