No wonder when he was kissed by Song Yajun just now, the taste was so rushing!

Zhou Honghui vomited so much that he almost vomited his stomach.

The young woman, who was far away, hurriedly walked over, patted Zhou Honghui on the back, wiped her mouth, and handed over a bottle of water.

This is still a beauty who is very good at taking care of people, otherwise she would have avoided it far away.

Zhou Honghui burst into tears: "Brother, you, you, it's really terrible! Can you talk about hygiene?"

Song Yajun felt inexplicable: "How can I be unhygienic? Every time I shit, I wash my buttocks with seawater, which is cleaner than you humans wipe with toilet paper, and say that I don't pay attention to hygiene? Look at you, you vomit everywhere, even your clothes are dirty by you; ”

Zhou Honghui almost fainted, the reason why he vomited like this was not because Song Yajun didn't brush his teeth.

Thinking of being hugged and kissed by Song Yajun for a long time just now, Zhou Honghui was more uncomfortable than a dog, and he wanted to commit suicide.

"You, you, you ......" Zhou Honghui was speechless angrily, only feeling dizzy and a little hypoxic. If he hadn't been able to defeat Song Yajun, he would have pounced and strangled Song Yajun to death.

The young woman whispered, "My dear, he's a psychopath, leave him alone." Just treat him like a dog, and think about it, if you get bitten by a dog, can you bite it back?"

If you bite it back, won't you become a dog?

Zhou Honghui thought about it and felt that it made sense! So, he caught the water handed over by the young beauty, coughed his mouth fiercely, and then sighed: "Okay! For the sake of my brother-in-law's face, I endured it." ”

Song Yajun also followed and said: "For Brother Yong's sake, I also endured it." ”

"What do you have to bear?" Zhou Honghui was furious.

"You say I don't pay attention to hygiene, what's the difference between that and scolding me? Anyone who dares to scold me, I will debone and skin him, chop him into meat filling, and make dumplings to eat. Song Yajun said hatefully.

Zhou Honghui's legs immediately became a little weak, and he said with a smile: "Let's write it off, write it off." Brother, aren't you going home? I can see you off, just so I happened to have something to do with my brother-in-law, and I stopped by. ”

Song Yajun was puzzled: "The car is already broken, how can I get on?"

"Over here, there's another one over here. Zhou Honghui pointed to a white BMW X7 not far away: "This is my girlfriend's car, my girlfriend is her, named Xiaoyan, how is it?"

Song Yajun glanced at it and said lightly: "In my eyes, the most beautiful person is not as beautiful as the ugliest female turtle, as a member of the turtle family, I can only fall in love with the female turtle, I want to maintain the purity and essence of the genes." ”

Mei Xiaoyan thought about it, and suddenly became very angry, and rolled her eyes: "Hmph, I don't know, it's terrible." ”

Song Yajun kicked away the red sports car: "I think violent people are the most terrifying." ”

Mei Xiaoyan was really startled and hurriedly hid behind Zhou Honghui.

Zhou Honghui said boldly: "Brother Yong is my brother-in-law, you'd better be polite to me." ”

Song Yajun immediately reined in his tyrannical anger and said with a smile: "Don't tell Brother Yong that I broke your car." ”

"Well said, well said. Although Zhou Honghui agreed on his lips, he just had the opposite idea in his heart.

"Let's go. ”

In this way, Song Yajun met Zhou Honghui who was dating at the beach by mistake, and was sent home by Zhou Honghui.

…………

In the Yaowang Stone space, as soon as Li Yong came in, he first went to take a shower and changed into dry clothes.

In the process, he saw that in a stone house, Funny Star was talking cross talk on a table.

Sitting below are Han Lu, Han Fei, Zhang Yurong, Dahu and Mrs. Xiongjie, as well as Li Meng, Li Wei and Li Xiaohua. In addition, there are Guo Chaobao, Jiang Yulong, Huang Junjie, Wen Tsai and Lin Tao.

In a corner, there was still Ding Xiaoyu lying in snow.

Looking at the smile on Ding Xiaoyu's face, he was obviously listening to cross talk.

"All of you here have paid for it. Ever since I was talking about cross talk here, you have been very supportive of me. In order to make a living, I will collect a small amount of money, 800 yuan per person per position for each game. ”

"The reason why I want to collect this money is not for myself, but for my mother, when my conscienceless father abandons her, so that I don't lack money to spend, so that I can use the money to buy me a second-hand father. ”

Funny Star walked around the table and talked eloquently.

There was laughter below, and even the big tiger was amused by his own funny son.

"Because there is no praise, I call it stand-up comedy. Some people don't understand, so I'll briefly explain it here: Stand-up comedy is the cross talk that a person says, that is, he rounds his own words and shakes his own baggage. You spend money to listen to cross talk, but it's actually just for fun, right?"

"Some people are reluctant to spend money, eight hundred, too much, not to come. But can a man sit at home and be happy with 800 dollars? He can't be happy. If he can be happy, he can't cure his disease for 800 yuan......"

"This uncle, I still don't believe it, don't think that you are my father's master, I have to respect you. If you don't respect you, no one will respect you, and if you want others to respect you, you must first respect yourself. ”

"Since you don't believe it, then come here?" Funny Bixing jumped down and threw the eight hundred yuan in front of Lin Tao: "This is money, you laugh, I see if you can laugh?" If you can laugh, the eight hundred yuan is yours." ”

"Hahaha......" Lin Tao suddenly laughed, laughing like an exaggeration, and then snatched the money.

Funny Star looked at Lin Tao expressionlessly, and only when Lin Tao couldn't laugh anymore, did he say slowly: "Look, for 800 yuan, laughing so miserably, it's more ugly than crying, it's really a stinky face......"

Seeing Han Lu and Han Fei laughing, Lin Tao regretted it and hurriedly returned the money to Funny Stars.

Funny Bixing accepted the money, put it in the pocket under his neck, then jumped on the table, and continued: "On the first day this master came, he peeked at Mrs. Xiongjie changing clothes; some people will say, isn't this a pervert? Actually, it is not right to say that he is a pervert. Because he has a problem with his eyes, he can't see completely. ”

So when he stared at Mrs. Xiongjie, it was not because he was lustful, but because he wanted to see Mrs. Xiongjie clearly, and wanted to see whether Mrs. Xiongjie was male or female, male or female. ”

In the midst of laughter, Mrs. Xiongjie blushed and glared at Lin Tao fiercely.

Lin Tao waved his hand again and again, and said angrily: "Fart, there is nothing to do......"

Han Lu and Han Fei took this as a joke, laughing one by one, leaning forward and back.

Comic Bixing didn't pay attention to Lin Tao's anger at all, and made a peek at others, and continued to talk eloquently: "The first thing Uncle saw was Xiongjiefu's hair, and he wondered, what is this, is it a brown wicker? Then he saw Mrs. Xiongjie's forehead, and he thought to himself, what is this? Is it a white leaf?"

Then, the uncle rubbed his little eyes, and when he saw the bridge of Mrs. Xiongjie's nose, he exclaimed: "Oh my God, what kind of mountain is this? Is it the Qinling Mountains, or the Tianshan Mountains? Is it the Andes?"

When he saw Mrs. Xiongjie's legs, he thought it was a roasted sausage, and he drooled, and when he saw Mrs. Xiongjie's ruddy mouth, he thought it was a lake, and red flowers bloomed by the lake. Seeing Mrs. Xiongjie's proud breasts, he thought it was a steamed bun, yes, it was the big white steamed bun eaten by the northerners, because he was very hungry when he came, and he almost pounced on it, ate the steamed bun, drank the lake water, and swallowed the roasted sausage...... Therefore, what he sees is not the overall beauty and charm of Mrs. Xiongjie, but the local characteristics of Mrs. Xiongjie, therefore, he is not a pervert......"

"Someone asked, 'What is his name?'

"I can tell you very seriously, he's just lame......"

In a burst of laughter, Lin Tao inadvertently looked at Mrs. Xiongjie, and found that Mrs. Xiongjie was not only not angry, but also very happy; Lin Tao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly found that Mrs. Xiongjie was generous and very beautiful.

That faint smile is so beautiful! It's just like Lin Tao's favorite appearance.

Just when Lin Tao lost her mind, Mrs. Xiongjie blinked her eyes mischievously, licked her sexy and ruddy lips, and straightened her breasts seductively and seductively. Lin Tao's heart fluttered, and he hurriedly looked away, not daring to look at it again.

I think he once had thirty-six wives, and it can be said that he has read countless women, and now he is more than 150 years old and has lived for more than 150 years, and he suddenly fell in love with Mrs. Xiongjie.

Lin Tao began to despise himself, he pinched his leg fiercely, and secretly recited Amitabha.

After a while, Lin Tao couldn't help it anymore, and secretly looked at Mrs. Xiongjie again, and suddenly found that Mrs. Xiongjie was looking at him directly. Lin Tao hurriedly sat up straight, looked at the comic star on the table, and didn't dare to look at it anymore.

However, Mrs. Xiongjie suddenly walked over, came to Lin Tao's side with a smile, and sat down gently.

also used his arm to inadvertently touch Lin Tao, cover his mouth, and smile secretly.

Lin Tao's heart pounded, and there was a kind of excitement that was teased.

He smelled the fragrance of Mrs. Xiongjie and found it as enticing as the cherry blossoms on Mt. Fuji in Japan.

However, Lin Tao didn't know the details of Mrs. Xiongjie, so she didn't dare to respond easily.

At this time, Lin Tao was thinking, what if Mrs. Xiongjie had a husband? What if she had children?

Do you just want a one-night stand and don't know anyone after that?

Lin Tao's thinking is still very conservative, not as open as modern people, and a little unacceptable for a one-night stand!

Besides, if Mrs. Xiongjie's husband is a peak martial artist in the Divine Realm...... Lin Tao suddenly thought of Wang Yulong, Huang Junjie and Wen Zai, all of which he couldn't beat;

"That's a good point. Mrs. Xiongjie chuckled.

"Yes, yes!" Lin Tao echoed awkwardly.

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