77. Remove the head, you can eat it!

Chu An picked up the dogleg knife, peeled off the spikes and hard skin of the cactus, ate it, and showed a wry smile at the camera: "It tastes good, a bit like a cucumber, but it's just a little bitter." ”

As soon as the words fell, someone slapped him in the face with a stone hammer.

"Master Chu, don't lie to yourself, I have eaten the cactus thing raw, and it is bitter, but the effect of clearing heat and detoxifying is still very good. ”

Chu An swallowed it in one gulp, spit out his turquoise tongue, and lay directly on the sand, looking loveless.

"You bad guys, let me fantasize about it myself, isn't it good to be eating crisp cucumbers now? I have to break this beautiful illusion, my acting skills are as superb as the Oscar winner, and you can see through it, it's really a failure!"

Then he sat up again, with his chin on his knees, stared at the campfire, and said, "I hope this campfire will attract the nocturnal creatures of the desert, so that I can have a full meal." ”

"Don't believe it, most creatures are afraid of fire, and they are curious about it. ”

"After all, among their beasts, they have not seen the existence of flames in the night, and their consciousness is still retained, the day is bright, and the night is dark. ”

"Suddenly there is something that subverts the three views, let alone a beast, people will be curious and come to investigate. ”

“2333…… Chu Ye, don't pretend to beep, when you attract the desert wolf, you will be cool. ”

Chu An sighed helplessly when he heard this: "That's right, don't come."

Wolves in the desert are usually in packs, and once they surround me, I will be invincible to countless four-legged two-fisted ones. ”

After waiting for the rabbit for a while, there was still no prey coming to the door, and his stomach was growling, so Chu An had to take the initiative.

He clutched a dog-legged knife in one hand, standing horizontally on his chest, ready to slash at any moment, and in the other hand with a torch, he headed for the saltpeter bushes he passed by on the way.

As soon as he came back, he couldn't help but sigh when he saw saltpeter everywhere: "If there is enough water to make a bowl of shaved ice now, it will be cool." ”

Chu An suddenly thought that there was still a little urine left in his kettle, and urine could not last longer than pure water, and it would become rancid once it arrived tomorrow.

He picked up a round of dead wood on the ground, and the dog-legged knife played a beautiful knife flower, and the skillful craftsman's skill was activated, and it was cut into the shape of a wooden bowl in three or two strokes.

Then pour the water from the kettle into it, and add some crushed cacti and minced cistanche.

Chu An pushed the non-existent glasses and said mysteriously: "Friends, the time has come to witness the miracle. ”

The saltpeter was kneaded into powder and gently sprinkled on top of the wooden bowl, and a burst of frost instantly emitted white smoke, and the water quickly solidified into ice.

"6666 (this post five cents)"

"Childish ghost!"

"Huh...... It's amazing. ”

"Are you lying to the child? I was deceived by the teacher once in kindergarten, do you think I will be fooled?"

"At the end of the Tang Dynasty, people mined saltpeter in the production of gunpowder, and found that saltpeter dissolved in water will absorb a lot of heat, so that the water, cool down to freezing, since then, there is a method of making ice in summer in ancient times. Take it to popular science, thank you~~"

"Saltpeter makes ice, it's not good. But the person who can eat urine out of so many tricks, Chu Ye, you are the first, man, admire!"

"To tell the truth, don't blow or black, make fun in suffering, Chu Ye has a strong heart, even if I have Chu Ye's strength, I can't do it. ”

"Agree, with such a strong heart, 99.9% of the people in the world do not have it, and it is easy to infect the people around you. A passer-by who has lived for 30 years and has never had an idol has an urge to turn his brain to his fans. ”

"Let's turn ~"

All right

This force,

Apparently pretending to have failed.

Chu An had no choice but to vent his anger on the shaved ice, and his teeth rattled with a crisp sound.

Sand sand sand sand ~~~

There was a crisp sound.

Chu An's ears twitched slightly, he stopped, and gently put the wooden bowl and torch on the ground, his expression was solemn, and he held the dogleg knife tightly in his hand.

He kicked up a large pinch of yellow sand with his feet and scattered it into the bushes on the side.

suddenly

A dark shadow struck.

The cold light flashed,

Hand up and down,

Slash down,

Blood was scattered on the sand, and there were two figures, constantly struggling on the ground.

Chu An vigorously trampled the snake's head under his feet and crushed it into the sand.

The snake is yellowish-green in color, about a meter long after the head is removed, and has diamond-shaped black-brown spots on its back.

Chu An picked up the tail of the rattlesnake and said coolly: "Can you make a very good sound?"

He grinned again, bared his big white teeth and said to the camera: "Dinner may be late, but it will never be absent." ”

“666。 ”

"I'm Chu, I'm still a cow!"

"Don't pretend to beep, okay, I'll brush the gift, recommend the vote, can't I vote?"

"Snake Girl: MMP, the old lady rings her tail and warns, you kill directly, this is a ball. ”

The staple food is already there,

Chu An picked a few shallots and put them in his pocket, picked up the wooden bowl and carried the rattlesnake, shaking it as he walked, and completely shook off the snake's blood.

Seeing the barrage, some people are still talking, why not drink snake blood, snake blood is a great supplement, and it can also strengthen the body.

Chu An couldn't help but smile: "Snake blood supplement?

I'm afraid this friend has read too many martial arts novels.

In the desert, there are only two things that I would never eat, snake blood and lizard meat.

These two types of things contain toxins, germs, and a variety of lethal parasites.

The species of parasites alone can't be talked about tonight, let alone eaten.

As for everything else, you can eat it with your head removed. ”

Remove the head, can you eat it?

What a domineering word!

Chu An inadvertently applied the mantra of Bei Ye on the other side of the starry sky to himself.

When I got to the camp,

Chu An was slightly stunned, and instantly held the saber on the side of his thigh in his hand, he turned around a few times in place, and observed the surroundings with a solemn expression: "Something has come!"

", Master Chu, don't scare me?"

"I'm hiding under the covers right now, and I'm scared alone...... Is there a young lady to take you in?"

"I'm male, 18, 18, 180, is anyone taking me in?"

"This baby is new, what do the above three values mean?"

"18 years old, 1.8 meters tall, I don't understand the last one, please explain downstairs. ”

"I don't understand either, explain ...... downstairs"

"Isn't it just a deposit of 180,000 yuan, I will have bricks after two years, what a big deal. ”

“…… Good... A fresh and refined answer. ”

Chu An picked up the cactus skin that had just been shaved off on the ground, carefully looked at the gap, and threw it away.

He smiled and explained: "There should be some small animal passing by, look at the bite of the one, the mouth is not big, and the size is probably not as thick as my arm."

If it dares to come, tomorrow's food will be there again. ”