Cut egg fish, scientific name saw belly fat carp. The appearance is similar to that of a piranha, the body is flat and oval, the skull is huge, very hard, and the only difference with the piranha is that it is full of teeth, the piranha's teeth are triangular, very sharp, and good at biting, while the teeth of the egg-cutting fish are relatively flat, similar to human teeth, and are good at crushing food.

If you find a heavy pervert in the fish, the egg-cut fish is well deserved. This fish has a special penchant for spherical objects, usually likes to eat fruit pits, snails, fruits and other foods, if you meet a male naked swimmer, you will be deeply fascinated by a lump of eggs under the crotch, and then do not hesitate to go up to perform a unique stunt - swallowing eggs.

The Son once said: A man cannot stand without faith, and a bird cannot stand without eggs.

Once attacked by the egg-cut fish, it will kill you at worst, and you will be a eunuch at the worst.

A woman can live without breasts, and a man might as well die without eggs. Once you are hit by the egg-cutting attack, you will not die, and you will be killed directly at the psychological level.

Eggfish were spotted in the southern waters of the Øresund Strait in Sweden, and the local government immediately issued a warning prohibiting men from swimming naked in any form in the basin to avoid becoming incomplete men.

This kind of fish is too strange, Lu Zheng listened to the young man's explanation, and felt a burst of sadness.

"Brother, do you want it?" said the young man with an earnest face, "very cheap, I only have two here." If you don't, I'll stew it in two days, and it's useless to keep it anyway. ”

"You'll be fined if you catch this eggfish, right?"

Lu Zheng asked with a smile, this egg-cut fish looks less harmful than piranha, but in fact it sounds more terrifying than piranha, if it flows into rivers and forms a community, it is definitely a widow maker who makes men lose their eyes.

The young man was debunked by Lu Zheng, and said with a wry smile: "The egg-cut fish is mainly vegetarian, and I didn't put it with the piranha, so I wasn't discovered by the Environmental Protection Bureau." ”

As a dragon lord with ideals, morals and taste, the dragon palace raised two egg-cutting fish with special and terrifying appearances, and after they were enlightened, they could become deterrent-level weapons - egg-cutting maniacs.

Thinking about it this way, there is a little bit of excitement.

Of course, Lu Zheng is just a bad taste, and the egg-cutting fish has no eggs for men, but for the Four Seas tribe that has no eggs, it is useless.

Lu Zheng smiled and said, "Boss, I bought so many fish here." Two gifts?"

"Huh?" The young man was stunned for a moment, but after thinking about it, he hadn't sold two fish for a month, and finally ran into Lu Zheng, a big customer, but he couldn't let it go, so he gritted his teeth and nodded: "Okay, I'll give you these two egg-cut fish." Do you want something else? I've got crocodiles, Thai Siamese crocodiles, American caimans, and they're pretty good, and they're the same age as the dinosaurs. ”

Crocodiles belong to reptiles and have a carnivorous and ferocious nature. The most famous Chinese alligator, known as the pig dragon in ancient times, does look a little similar to the dragon.

However, Lu Zheng took a look at the crocodiles he had here, the body length was about thirty or forty centimeters, the small ones were pitiful, the growth rate of crocodiles was very slow, and they usually did not mature until they were 12 years old, and their lifespan could reach 70-80 years old. Even if Lu Zhenglong's palace is full of spiritual water, it is estimated that this crocodile will have to reach adulthood for at least a year.

The growth cycle is a bit too long, and in such a long time, the shrimp soldiers have grown into several stubbles. Lu Zheng thought about it, crocodiles are widely distributed all over the world, and when the waters expand, it is completely possible to purchase larger crocodiles, and it is much more convenient to direct them than to feed them from a young age.

"It's too small, it's not cool enough. Lu Zheng shook his head and politely rejected his recommendation, and glanced around the room, the rest of the chameleon lizards and the like were not of much value, so he said directly: "Just these two electric eels and electric cats, and there are also giveaways to cut eggs and fish." ”

"Okay. The young man nodded in disappointment.

Piranhas are controlled fish, and this young man can get his hands on them, and he does have some ability. Lu Zheng groaned: "Since you can get a piranha, there should be some way." I'll leave you a call, you keep an eye on it for me, it's better to be a little stranger, a little bigger, a little fierce, and a little special ability is preferred. ”

"Good, good. The young man was overjoyed and said, "No problem, I have several old classmates in the south." This piranha is what they helped me get, and I can get any weird fish I want. ”

"That's fine, I'll buy it from you in the future. Lu Zheng nodded and said with a smile: "I promise to make you a profit." ”

"A little bigger, a little fiercer. The young man suddenly remembered something, and said mysteriously: "Have you ever heard of the top ten freshwater fish?" arapaima, alligator gar, American catfish, jerro salmon, Amazon giant catfish, and Nile perch. ”

The top ten fierce freshwater fish, Lu Zheng once consulted the information, whether it is in terms of size or attack power, they are all ideal objects, but it is relatively difficult to start.

"Can you get it?"

The young man patted his chest and said proudly: "As long as you want, there is nothing I can't get." By the way, I would venture to ask, what do you do?"

"The owner of the fishpond. ”

"No wonder, no wonder. The young man was radiant, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were full of joy, and he nodded, "If you want any fish in the future, tell me." I'll find a way to get it for you, okay? But these big fish are expensive. ”

Lu Zheng's heart moved, this is indeed a good idea, after all, he doesn't have time to go around the country to catch fish, and the farther away from the Xixiu River, the weaker his spiritual power will be. If someone goes to various places to buy all kinds of fish and shrimp on his behalf, it can indeed save a lot of trouble.

"Money is not an issue. In this way, if you find any strange fish in the future, if I need it, I can buy it, and I will give you a commission. ”

The young man is waiting for this sentence, his water road is about to go out of business, if he can take over this business, it is definitely a way to make a fortune. The rarer the fish, the higher the price, like some particularly outstanding, the price is often tens of thousands, and the commission must be very considerable.

"What's your last name?" said the young man, rubbing his hands.

"Don't give your surname Lu, Lu Zheng. ”

"It turned out to be Brother Lu. Zhong Xiaojiang hurriedly introduced himself: "Little brother, my name is Zhong Xiaojiang, you can call me Xiaojiang." ”

left a phone call for Zhong Xiaojiang, loaded the electric eel, electric cat and cut egg fish into the car, and Lu Zheng drove the Fox and prepared to go home to start his education career.

Halfway through the car, I suddenly received a strange call.

As soon as the phone was connected, I heard a dry howl: "Brother Lu, is it you? ”

"Who are you?"

"I'm a dog. The voice on the phone was very urgent: "Brother Hang, he is going to jump off the building, I don't know anyone in Jiangcheng, I really have no choice, I can only call Brother Lu." Hurry up, you'll only see a puddle of meatloaf if you're late. ”

Lu Zheng and Zhang Yuanhang didn't have a deep relationship, and the clues of the reservoir dragon tomb were still on him, so he was a little nervous when he heard this: "Zhang Yuanhang wants to jump off the building?"

"Brother Lu, come quickly, I can't hold him anymore. ”

"Where?"

"The unfinished building on the west side of Huangshuzhuang. ”

"I'll be there right away. ”

Huangshuzhuang is an urban village in Jiangcheng, not too far from the flower and bird market. Lu Zheng didn't care about going home, so he rushed to the scene all the way.

Before the car arrived, I saw a four-story unfinished building in the distance, and two people stood on the roof of the building, pulling and scuffling together.

ran all the way to the top of the building, and heard Zhang Yuanhang's heart-rending howl: "Dog, don't stop me." Let me die, it's a hundred deaths, and it's not interesting to live. Let go of me, let me go, let me die. ”

The dog hugged Zhang Yuanhang's waist and shouted vigorously: "Brother Hang, think about Juan'er, think about your little love, think about Xiaoying, you are dead, what should they do?"

Zhang Yuanhang burst into tears, beat his chest and said, "Dog, I don't have the face to see them." You let me die, die and reincarnate, and repay them in the next life. ”

Lu Zheng walked a few steps quickly, and shouted with a calm face: "Zhang Yuanhang, are you so special? Something big has happened, like an old lady looking for death and life." ”

Zhang Yuanhang wiped his tears indiscriminately, his eyes were bloodshot, and he said in despair: "Brother Lu, don't ask." It's all my fault, it's all my fault, I really don't have the face to live. ”

"Dog, what the hell is going on?"

The dog hugged Zhang Yuanhang with the strength of breastfeeding, and said hurriedly: "It's falling! It's falling!"

Father?

Lu Zheng was confused and said, "What daddy?

"The stock market has fallen, and the Huaxia Shenche has dived!"

Zhang Yuanhang shook off the dog's arm, took three steps and made two steps, stood directly on the roof fence, turned to face Lu Zheng and the dog, and cried: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the stock market will not return once it falls." Xiaojuan, Xiaoai, Xiaoying, let's see you in the next life!"

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