There is a city that has been particularly green recently, called the stock market. As far as the eye can see, thousands of shares have fallen to the limit, thousands of people have collapsed, and the K-line chart is green.

As the saying goes, under the plunge, there must be jumping.

Seeing Zhang Yuanhang riding across the wall, he wanted to show how the meatloaf was made live. As his iron buddy, the dog is agile, an eight-step cicada grabber, grabbed Zhang Yuanhang's collar, and shouted: "Brother Hang, don't do stupid things." ”

Zhang Yuanhang clamped his legs around the wall, clamped the dog's hand tightly, was full of grief, and said in a sad tone: "Dog, it's my brother who is sorry for you." Brother has no ability, no interest, no ambition, and lost all the money you paid to marry your daughter-in-law. Brother can't stand you, I will definitely pay you back twice as much in the next life. ”

The dog wiped away his tears and said: "Brother Hang, I said that you won't buy a quick-acting heart pill, you don't have to buy a god car, then where is the god car, it's clearly a hearse." Brother Hang, you come down, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, we may not have a chance to turn over the salted fish. ”

Zhang Yuanhang had a lot of snot and tears, and cried: "I made up a lot of debts, and I lost even my pants overnight." The face of the stock market is complicated, and I pity my Zhang Yuanhang's fame, but he ended up in such a miserable situation. ”

Lu Zheng couldn't stand it anymore, got closer to a distance, and comforted: "Zhang Yuanhang, calm down." The stock market is risky, and you must be cautious when entering the market, you must understand this truth. If you lose it, you lose it, is jumping off a building useful?"

"Brother Lu, don't persuade me. I really can't live anymore, I owe my rent for a month, and now I'm penniless, and I can't even afford to eat. Who dares to be worse than me!"

"How much did you lose?"

Zhang Yuanhang was stunned for a moment, and cried and said: "My savings this year are a full 30,000 yuan." ”

"How much? 30,000?" Lu Zheng's eyes widened and said, "30,000 and you will jump off the building?" ”

"Huh?" the dog's mouth opened in surprise.

Lu Zheng pretended to shake his head with disdain, turned his head and walked down the stairs, but his ears were stunned, listening to Zhang Yuanhang's reaction. In fact, at the distance just now, if he used all his strength, he was at least eighty percent sure that he would save Zhang Yuanhang. But he felt that this matter was not so simple, Zhang Yuanhang was able to mix in the tomb robbery gang for a year, and then disguised himself and lurked in Jiangcheng for a year, how could he jump off the building because of 30,000 yuan?

Sure enough, as Lu Zheng expected, he entered the staircase and pricked up his ears, listened intently, and finally heard a quiet conversation.

"Brother Hang, he's gone, what should I do now?"

"Did I say 30,000 less?"

"It's a little little, and I won't jump if I change it. Brother Hang, you are too honest, you want to say that you will jump off the building if you lose 3 million, I think there are still people who believe it. ”

", look at the way we look, can we have three million in compensation?"

"So what about now, people have gone down to collect your body. ”

"Accept your sister, why don't you come up too, and let's jump together?"

"I don't jump, I'm afraid of heights. ”

"If you don't jump, what should I do? Hurry up, don't talk nonsense, one world and two brothers, you want to be embarrassed and embarrassed together. ”

……

These two guys are acting, and they treat Lu Zheng as a monkey. Lu Zheng was a little angry in his heart, shook his head and laughed, and walked down the stairs.

Standing downstairs, Lu Zheng took out his mobile phone with a smile, pointed at Zhang Yuanhang, and shouted with a gloating face: "Hurry up and jump." I haven't seen someone jump off the building with my own eyes, I'll give you a video of the whole process, HD 1024, it's best to have a more difficult posture. I'm still waiting to post it on the Internet and be liked. ”

Zhang Yuanhang, who was riding on the wall, looked pained, grabbed the dog's hand vigorously, and shouted: "Dog, don't pull me, let me jump." ”

"Brother Hang, you can't jump. The dog cried out, "If you die, I don't want to live." Brother Hang, I'll dance with you. ”

After saying that, the dog also rode on the fence and shouted to Lu Zheng: "Brother Lu, you stand far away, and you will be splashed with blood for a while." ”

"It's okay, there are no stains with tides, it doesn't take much effort, and it's clean in one step. Lu Zheng shouted through the horn: "But I have a suggestion, you must be headfirst when jumping, PIA's brains will fall out, and it will definitely hang." If you are head-up, you won't die if you fall once, and you have to fall a second time. ”

Zhang Yuanhang and the dog looked at each other, their expressions a little confused. The dog glanced downstairs, his face turned white, and he covered his head and trembled: "Brother Hang, no, I'm dizzy, or let's forget it." ”

When encountering such a person as Lu Zheng who does not play cards according to common sense, Zhang Yuanhang is really difficult to ride the wall, and he struggled for a while before shouting: "Brother Lu, I'm sorry, it seems that you have no chance to tell you about the things you told me." You must be careful yourself, and I will bless you below. ”

Lu Zheng waved his hand and said, "Hurry up, I'm still waiting to go home for dinner." ”

Zhang Yuanhang's scalp was numb for a while, and he was stunned for a long time before he said cheekily: "Brother Lu, I have one last request." ”

"Hey, hey. Lu Zheng hurriedly interrupted: "Don't say it, I won't agree if I say it." We're not related, I don't have that obligation. ”

Zhang Yuanhang was choked, his face was green, the dog's face was pale, his legs were tightly clamped around the wall, and he whispered: "What kind of society is this, what kind of people." ”

"You're chirping silently, aren't you men? If you don't jump, I'll go, I'm bored. Lu Zheng lazily teased them again, put away his mobile phone, turned around and left.

As soon as I started the car, I didn't drive far, and I saw two people rushing out of the unfinished building, waving his hands and shouting: "Brother Lu, don't go, don't go." ”

Lu Zheng didn't brake either, turned down the car glass, turned around and shouted, "You two go on, I'll go home for dinner and wait to watch tomorrow's news." ”

Zhang Yuanhang took out an A4 piece of paper from his pocket, held it high and shouted, "Brother Lu, I have important news, important news." ”

Lu Zheng stopped the car at this time, Zhang Yuanhang ran to Lu Zheng out of breath, and showed the A4 paper, on which he drew a portrait with a pencil, he pointed to the portrait and said: "Brother Lu, this is their head, Black Tooth." ”

"Black teeth?" Lu Zheng frowned and looked at the portrait, pencil sketch, scribbled facial features, and a man with a Chinese character face, with an ordinary appearance, completely a passerby image that could not be found if he was thrown into the pile.

Zhang Yuanhang rubbed his stomach and said, "Brother Lu, we haven't eaten for a day, you see?"

Lu Zheng put the A4 paper into the car, and said with a smile: "Okay, when you have dinner, go to the fish pond to find me." Bye-bye......"

"Hey, Brother Lu, Brother Lu......" Zhang Yuanhang and the dog stood in place, stunned as Fox galloped away.

"Brother Hang, what now? Black Fang has already chased us to our house. ”

Zhang Yuanhang gritted his teeth and said: "There's no way, the bitter meat plan won't work, it seems that I can only go to Lu Zheng's fish pond to hide." ”

"What if Blackfang finds the fish pond?"

"Lu Zheng is absolutely very human. Trust me, I can't be wrong. Zhang Yuanhang's face was solemn, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Heiya already knows where we live, and we can't go back home." We are penniless now, and we don't even have a guy to take advantage of, so we can only gamble and gamble on Lu Zheng's inhuman eyes. ”

The sun sets, the clouds are dark, the gentle twilight envelops the field, and the cool breeze caresses the surface of the fish pond, setting off layers of ripples, and the reflection of the moon trembles.

The milky white incandescent light was filled, and the sound of splashing water could be heard in the red brick house next to the fish pond.

"I'll see where you're going!" Lu Zheng clasped his hands together at his waist and formed calyx hands, aiming at a 'falling soup fox' hidden in the corner of the wall, and blatantly shot out a stream of water, shouting: "Turtle Sect Qigong!"

The white fox cowered in the corner of the wall in frustration, letting the water run wild.

"Get it done. Lu Zheng put his hands to work, and then began to apply shampoo to his head.

The white fox slowly turned the funny and cute 'mouse head', his eyes were unusually large, he stared at him resentfully, suddenly jumped onto the bathtub, picked up the lotus shower head, and shot at Lu Zheng.

With a bang, Lu Zheng's face was full of splashes, and he was stunned.

"Bold vixen, dare to stab?" Lu Zheng, who was full of foam, reached out to grab the lotus shower head, and the white fox dodged quickly, constantly changing his position, spraying him vigorously with the lotus shower head, and for a while the whole bathroom was splashed.

After taking a hot bath in the fierce battle, the white fox looked at Lu Zheng with envy on his face.

I saw Lu Zheng stepping on a small bench with one foot, leaning in front of the mirror, holding a hair dryer in one hand and a comb in the other, and tidying up his hairstyle very sassy.

"Eun Gong?"

"Your Majesty?"

"Your Majesty?"

"What?"

The white fox, who was covered in **, shook the splash on his body, and said aggrievedly: "The slave family also has to blow it, it's so uncomfortable." ”

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Sorry, gastritis still not good. And there was a pain on the left side of the lower abdomen, in order to catch up with the update of this chapter, while coding words, while rubbing his stomach. It's painful.

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