"I'm Chu Niu beep~~"

"Knowledgeable, walking encyclopedia. ”

"Mommy, this craft is really rebellious. ”

"Dozens of people, or even hundreds of carving knives, can't make Huabiao columns, you have a jungle saber, and you actually play with flowers, cowhide and cowhide ~~ can't be provoked, can't be provoked ~"

The audience also had a great time, they learned new things, and there will be more things to talk about when chatting and bragging with classmates and colleagues in the future.

Chu An took a deep breath, blew the sawdust and bamboo chips on it clean, tried the size of the squatting beast bottle cap, modified it slightly, and smiled at the camera: "It's time to start making a cloud board, which is two auspicious clouds, which represent the meaning of peace and tranquility." ”

soon

The two auspicious clouds were also built, and a cloud board was inserted on the top of the Huabiao, and the two sides were aligned, Chu An held the finished Huabiao column high and showed off to the audience: "How is it?

“666……”

"Don't 666, it should be 999 here in Chu Ye..."

"6 flipped?"

"I'm Chu, cow beep~~ (broken sound)"

"My daughter-in-law asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard, I said, I was watching Chu Ye's live broadcast, this is the basic configuration, she gave me a slap with her backhand, scolding me for being unproductive, when she glanced at it, I was kneeling on the washboard, and the position on the keyboard was robbed by her. ”

“23333……”

One meter long pocket Chinese watch column, people are still the first time to see, octagonal turquoise column, a dragon coiled on the column, covered with auspicious clouds, vivid, the top of the pocket roared towards the sky, not powerful and angry, giving people a sense of solemnity and heaviness, as if far away in the capital TAM Huabiao, close in front of you.

"Master Chu, you can make a price, I really like this thing. "Love to eat big watermelon× 66 Super Rocket

"Thanks to the big watermelon for its super fire. ”

Chu An smiled brightly and said happily: "I'm sorry, I don't plan to sell this thing." ”

When the audience was disappointed, he said: "If I can get out of the desert alive, this Huabiao giant dragon bamboo kettle will be sent out by barrage lottery, and I thank you for your support to me." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a cheer, and the screen was full of "I Chu, cow beep", "I Chu, atmosphere".

One by one seems to be caught, looking at this scene, Chu An really can't bear to hit them, with a probability of one in ten million, with this luck, it is better to buy lottery tickets.

A cool breeze blows,

Chu An couldn't help but shudder, put on the clothes hanging aside, and then went to pick up the wood for the fire, added a few large sticks of wood to the bonfire, and muttered: "It should be enough to burn until tomorrow morning, tonight's comfortable sleeping conditions, I really don't want to get up in the middle of the night to add firewood." ”

The night sky is full of stars, and it is suspected that the Milky Way of the Nine Heavens is scattered in the world, put on a layer of faint silver armor, and the golden sand and silver mangs converge together, which is beautiful and intoxicating.

"Everyone, today...... How about we go have some fun in the evening?"

Just wanted to say the end and close the live broadcast, but Chu An suddenly found that the reputation value was 312/9.93 million, and the achievement reward of the 10 million mark was close at hand.

With a kick in the door, if you don't kick it in, you will definitely not be able to sleep at night, for the sake of sleep quality, Chu An decided to go out and wave 70,000 prestige points back.

"It's a rarity. ”

"Singing. ”

"Rounds. ”

"Watch the ball. ”

On the barrage, each has its own opinions, and there is no unified opinion at all.

He climbed into the hammock with the little sand cat in his arms, leaned against the tree, and let the kitten step on his belly, jumping and jumping, having fun, meow~~

The feeling of being the owner is good, there is food and drink, and there is play, and it is beautiful~~~

Chu An put his arm behind his head, then summoned the drone, skillfully flipped over the back, opened the tablet, touched his chin and muttered, "What should I do?"

A thought suddenly popped up: Chen Chudan, reputation value koi ~~~

Chu An couldn't help asking, "Eh, who of you knows where Sister Dan has gone?"

He entered the Doulong platform from the webpage and searched for Chen Chudan's room number, but got a 404 room signal.

"I know, I know. ”

"Dan Ma Ma, she changed jobs, and she hasn't broadcast live for several days. ”

"@陈初丹, if you're not there, squeak ~~"

Chen Chudan: "Squeak~~~(•́へ•́╬)"

"Fuck, voyeur tailgating again, 6666......"

Again?

That's a good word!

Chu An frowned slightly and asked, "Sister Dan, why did you change jobs?"

Chen Chudan: "Yesterday, wasn't it your advice to me?"

"Uh~~·"

Chu An sneered: "I forgot, why aren't you on the live broadcast now?"

Chen Chudan: "I am preparing for the rookie audition on the platform. What are you looking for me?"

Chu An paused and said, "The audience wants to hear you sing 'Itchy'." ”

The audience rolled their eyes and said: We don't carry this pot.

Chen Chudan sent: Super Rocket X100

"We want to listen to the male version of (itch)~~~"

"Wow, there is a male version of "Itch", so exciting?"

"I don't watch the ball anymore, I don't do room rounds, we want to listen to the male version of "Itchy". ”

"We want to listen to the male version of "Itch""

"+1 to listen"

"Listen +2"

"Listen to the 666666 ~"

The barrage in the live broadcast room is unprecedentedly unified, and all of them have to listen to Chu An sing the song "Itch".

Is this digging a hole and burying yourself?

Chu An couldn't smile bitterly: "Sister Dan, you have a good rhythm!"

Chen Chudan: "I don't understand what rhythm QAQ. ”

Oh, woman~

Seeing that the prestige value is still about 50,000 and reaching the 10 million mark, don't rap "Itch", Chu An himself is itching to death.

He confirmed again and again, and his tone was serious: "Do you really want to listen? ”

"Listen to it~~~"

As soon as "Itch" was released, it directly became the top of the first charming song in China, and no boy has been able to sing the charm of the song.

For a time, the number of online users exceeded 10.1 million.

This is already forcing Liangshan, and it is difficult to ride a tiger.

"It's your choice!"

Chu An showed a sneer, snapped his fingers, and said, "Fat fish, make a tune~"

She is a touch of the sun,

Think more and think more, who knows how to appreciate~~ reward...

", this is Chu Ye's voice?"

"Charming but not coquettish, the iron man also has tenderness, a combination of rigidity and softness, and it is another song that forgets the original singing series. ”

"Mom, I'm a little chick~~"

"Looking forward to the climax of the chorus~~~"

"High energy is coming~"

Come on, be happy, have a lot of time anyway

Come on, love, there's a lot of foolishness anyway

Come on, wander, anyway, there are a lot of directions

Come on, pretentious, there's a lot of scenery anyway

There is a precedent for boys to sing "Itch" in that world, and at the same time, a sentence was born: When men make a commotion, there is basically nothing to do with women.

"~~"

"~~"

"Mommy, this is my knee for the rest of my life, please do it. ”

"Male voice, it can be so good? red face and red ears~~"

"I'm a man, the kind of straight man of steel~"

"Xuanmo Baby: The first wrench of the national uniform, except for Chu Ye, who just behad?"

Ah~~ Itchy~~~~~

The end of the song.

Chu An glanced at the prestige value, enough is enough, and shouted: "Audience, this is the end of today's live broadcast, and we will see you tomorrow......"

The live broadcast was closed instantly, leaving only a full screen of "666", as a salted fish, they could only deduct 666 to express their shock.

…………

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