Chapter 2 Hmph, a group of drama spirits

Chen Fan looked puzzled, is there really a welfare home in Huashan? He has played in Huashan since he was a child, and he has never seen it, or even heard of it.

Originally, he was still going to leave, but since he had arrived, he thought that he would hurry up and finish the things, collect the money and leave, after all, a bad review would have too much impact on the takeaway brother.

Chen Fan pushed the electric car and walked towards the gate of the Huashan Welfare Institute, where a man in civilian clothes sat in a security room on one side of the gate.

At this time, the security guard was looking at a CCTV in front of him, and was still muttering, "This dead monkey, I haven't seen you for a few days, and your skills are rising?"

Chen Fan didn't listen carefully, he brought over 50 portions of fish-flavored shredded pork and a portion of rice, and while looking at the list, he said to the security guard: "Master, the takeaway you have called Jade Poria here has arrived......"

As soon as the security guard heard this, his face suddenly showed great joy, "The takeaway has arrived, give me a box first!"

Chen Fan looked at the security guard who looked about forty years old, and his stomach was very high, and he was grunting at this time, thinking that he couldn't be waiting for him to deliver food, right?

He didn't think much about it, and immediately took out a box of fish-flavored shredded pork and handed it to the security guard.

"The fish-flavored shredded meat in Huixianglou, tsk, beautiful drops!"

The security guard's nose wrinkled slightly, and he knew that the lunch box contained fish-flavored shredded pork, and immediately smiled, opened the drawer of the desk, took out a porcelain bottle that looked a little antique from it, and poured out a grain in the palm of his hand.

Chen Fan looked at the chattering appearance of this security guard, and couldn't help but be surprised, could it be that this guy only eats vegetables and doesn't eat?

Thinking about it, I saw that the security guard's palm was actually a grain of rice, and it also exuded a glittering halo similar to that that only found in the anime of "Little Master of China".

A grain of rice, a box of fish-flavored shredded pork, what is this pairing?

Lose weight?

But he looked greasy, not like ah.

Chen Fanzheng was puzzled, and was attracted by another picture, but he didn't pay attention to the strange scene after the security guard put the grain of rice on the fish-flavored shredded pork.

His eyes were all on the CCTV in front of the security guard, a white monkey grimacing at the camera, sticking out his tongue from time to time, and grinning again and again.

Chen Fan saw that it was a white monkey, and suddenly remembered the monkey riding a big bird he met on the road, and his heart suddenly moved.

At this moment, the security guard burped, put the empty lunch box aside, saw Chen Fan staring at the monitor, and also glanced at it, then immediately stood up and scolded angrily, "This dead monkey, if you are caught by me, you will look good!"

The white monkey in the monitor was like a psychic, immediately chirping, and then a leap flew up, and actually put his hand in his mouth, blew a whistle, and immediately a giant bird flew in the air, and the white monkey landed steadily on the giant bird and flew away.

The security guard immediately scolded again, and then rushed out of the security room, Chen Fan saw this, and immediately asked, "What about takeout?"

However, as soon as Chen Fan turned around, the security guard disappeared into the dark woods on one side, and he stood in place, stunned for a while.

Chen Fan thought at this time that he couldn't wait here indefinitely, this single waste is only 4 yuan, and there are still a lot of orders waiting for him to take it over there in the food street.

He immediately remembered that Jade Poria had called him, and immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed back a number to that number.

After a while, the phone was connected, and Chen Fan immediately said: "The takeaway has been delivered, but your security guard here chased the monkey, and the takeaway was eaten by him, you see how I give you this takeaway......"

The woman on the phone couldn't help but be stunned, and then muttered, "This Lu Songzi, I can't do anything with Xiaobai......" and said: "You wait, I'll come!"

Chen Fan stood at the window of the security room, and couldn't help but subconsciously look at the CCTV again, and actually saw a figure flying over, looking at the figure as if it was the security guard just now.

He couldn't help but rub his eyes, thinking that he was dazzled.

At this time, the door opened with a bang, and Chen Fan came back to his senses and looked towards the gate.

A graceful and tall woman came out of it, but she saw willow eyebrows and almond eyes, white skin as snow, beautiful appearance, long hair shawl, a low-cut T-shirt on her upper body, and a half-exposed career line bottomless.

And there seems to be a black* tattoo looming on her half-exposed breasts, and she is wearing a long dress with an ancient charm, moving with the wind with her long hair, like a fairy in the dust.

Chen Fan looked in a daze, he was delivering food in the food street, where the flow of people was concentrated, and he saw all kinds of beauties every day, but if those women stood next to the one in front of him, they would be eclipsed in an instant.

At this moment, he felt that his vocabulary was so scarce, and he couldn't find a word in his dictionary that could appropriately describe the beauty in front of him, as if all the ten years of cold windows were returned to the teacher at this moment.

Any beautiful words that I can use, I feel that when used on this woman, there is a feeling of vulgarity and unbearable, and it defiles the goddess in front of me.

This is the woman named Jade Poria on the net?

Seeing Chen Fan staring at her in a daze, Jade Lingling couldn't help frowning at him slightly, "Give me the takeaway, you can go!"

As he spoke, he also handed Chen Fan a hundred-yuan bill, "This is the money you used to buy bones, and the rest will be rewarded to you, this trip is not easy!"

Chen Fan heard that it was the woman's voice on the phone, but the voice seemed to sound better than on the phone, and there was actually an ethereal and refreshing feeling.

Jade Poria shook the money in her hand again, and her chest actually trembled, and Chen Fan, who was watching, couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and then came back to her senses, "No...... It doesn't take so much ......."

At this time, he smelled a faint sandalwood fragrance on the jade poria, which made people feel like they were holding their breath and their heads were instantly sober, which was no less than rubbing the wind essential oil on the side of the nose in summer.

And even the pain in my hands and feet after the fall just now disappeared in an instant, and I even felt that this sandalwood was familiar, as if I had smelled it somewhere.

Jade Poria just nodded towards Chen Fan, "It's okay, it should be!"

Chen Fan reached out to take the money in the woman's hand, his fingers just slid on the other party's jade hand, and he suddenly felt a warm current passed from the other party's hand to his palm, an indescribable feeling.

Jade Poria's face also glanced at Chen Fan slightly at this time, and Chen Fan thought that he had unintentionally angered the goddess.

Seeing that she reached out to carry a bunch of lunch boxes, he, as a man, how could he be willing to let the goddess do this kind of rough work herself, * took the first step and picked up the lunch box, "I'll do it, it's weird!"

Jade Poria's pair of water-cutting autumn pupils stared at Chen Fan tightly, as if they wanted to see flowers from him.

Chen Fan was a little uncomfortable stared at, hurriedly returned the lunch box to her, and turned around to leave, but was stopped by Yu Poria.

"Didn't you say help me get in, why did you leave again?"

Chen Fan smiled dryly: "I...... Isn't that afraid that you will misunderstand. ”

Jade Poria waved her hand, "If the misunderstanding doesn't exist, you come with me, and I'll give you a reward later." ”

Chen Fan: "Didn't you tip me before, why do you still have a tip?"

Jade Lingling smiled, "Needless to say, you come with me." ”

Chen Fan thought about it and finally nodded in agreement.

If you don't take advantage of it, you are a bastard.

Jade Poria took a deep look at Chen Fan, then twisted her slender waist and walked towards the welfare home, Chen Fan trotted all the way with things and followed, but looking at the Jade Poria in front of her, it didn't seem to be walking fast, and she still couldn't catch up with her when she trotted, and there was always a distance of two or three meters between her and her.

Chen Fan couldn't help but wonder for a while, did this goddess smear oil under her feet?

Soon a three-story building appeared in front of him, and Chen Fan followed behind Jade Poria and walked into a lobby on the first floor.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the lobby, I heard a violent voice from inside, "Lingzhuzi, the old man has endured you for a long time, did you take my Lingmi?"

Then another voice came, "Gushu Zhenjun, don't you spew blood, saying that the old man stole your spiritual rice, but what evidence is there?"

When Chen Fan followed the goddess in, he happened to see two old men facing each other in the lobby, and there were many old men and old ladies around him, all of whom were fighting.

This said, "Now that the aura has begun to recover, as long as the aura is endless, why compete for the gain or loss of a grain of spiritual rice?"

The one said, "Yes, there have been frequent visions recently, and the spiritual energy of the Zhenling Pagoda has leaked seriously, as long as we are in the same boat, the ascension is just around the corner!"

One of his hair is completely bursting, and with his gray hair, he is simply an oriental version of Einstein, but more burly than Einsta.

But seeing him, he immediately put on a posture, "The aura is revived and revived, but the spirit rice is still scarce, and it is not right to steal the old man's spirit rice! The old man has to teach him a lesson." ”

Another rickety old man, his waist was about to bend to the ground, and he was actually angry, "The old man has put up with you for a long time, and you rely on the old man to steal it as soon as your things are gone, come, although the old man hasn't done it for hundreds of years, I'm not easy to mess with!"

Chen Fan was confused when he heard it, what spiritual rice? What kind of spiritual energy? Still soaring? And Nima hasn't done it for hundreds of years, are you eating Xu Fu's Immortal Pill?

Hmph, a bunch of drama spirits.

Jade Poria coughed, "What's the matter? Are you all willing to consume the little spiritual power left in your body?"

When the old man and the old lady heard the voice of the jade cocos, their eyes brushed over, and they were silent one by one, and the anger on the faces of the two hot-tempered guys disappeared instantly, as if they were very respectful of the young jade poria.

At this time, the old man who was called Gushu Zhenjun but looked like Einsta glanced at Chen Fan behind Jade Poria, "Who is this mortal? ”

"He's here to deliver food to you. Jade Poria snorted softly, "The old lady doesn't have time to cook for you every day." ”

Hearing the word "takeaway", those old men and old ladies immediately rushed up like crazy.

Chen Fan was really taken aback by these old men and old ladies, don't look at the combined age of these old guys, they may be nearly a thousand years old, and their actions after seeing the lunch box are more clever than the young men.

He was still thinking, these are all the same as starving ghosts reincarnated, could it be that this welfare home is usually abusing these old guys, right?

Hey, Demon Zero?

I reported the abuse of the elderly at the Huashan Welfare Institute, and they couldn't even afford to eat, and they couldn't even tell the difference between my hands and pig's trotters.