Chapter 3 The school flower Qi Weijun

Chen Fan looked at the crazy appearance of the old man and the old lady, and really sympathized, he was so old, not to mention that he was mentally ill, and he was still hungry like this.

It's pathetic.

He picked up a lunch box casually and said to everyone: "Don't grab it, there are ......."

But before he finished speaking, the lunch box in his hand was robbed, and a group of people rushed up directly, and he couldn't move.

“…… Don't rob ...... Both...... My clothes...... My shoes fell off...... Don't touch my chest...... Who tugged at my pants......"

I only heard Chen Fan's voice coming out of the crowd from time to time, and a group of people came and went in a hurry.

After a group of people dispersed, they saw Chen Fan standing in place in a mess, his hair was messy, there were some rice grains on it, his clothes had been torn, there were shoes on one foot, and the other shoe was no longer available.

Chen Fan stood in place for a long time before he came back to his senses, only to see a group of crazy old men and old ladies in front of him, all eating, and occasionally someone took out a porcelain bottle from his clothes pocket, poured out a grain of rice, and happily put it in the lunch box.

Looking at these neuropaths one by one, they don't want to eat, just eat vegetables, and some even have their hands to grab the vegetables to eat, and the ones they eat are called a fragrant, if you just look at their eating appearance and don't look at the things in their hands, you still think that you are eating abalone and ginseng wings.

It's just that no one cares about Chen Fan.

Chen Fanlan thin shiitake mushrooms.

I'm recruiting someone to mess with someone today, not only was I bullied by a Shiba Inu, but now I'm being bullied by a bunch of crazy old men and old ladies.

Jade Poria stood aside, pursing her lips and smiling, she didn't know when there was an extra box of fish-flavored shredded pork and the only box of rice in her hand.

After laughing for a while, Jade Poria looked away again: she saw that the aura leaking from those old men and old ladies actually gathered into a layer of faint white mist, and it was flying towards Chen Fan, and as soon as it touched Chen Fan's body, it immediately disappeared.

No, it shouldn't have disappeared, but it was completely absorbed by Chen Fan's body, and she even saw the Yintang acupoint between Chen Fan's eyebrows, which seemed to light up for a moment, and instantly dimmed again.

Jade Poria's eyes fluttered, she lowered her head and thought for a while, beckoned to Chen Fan, twisted her waist slightly, and walked towards the end of the corridor.

Chen Fan had doubts, but he was too busy to follow.

"Something?"

When the two of them walked to a corner where no one was around, Chen Fan took the lead in asking.

Jade Poria didn't answer and asked, "What do you think of those old men and old ladies?"

"It's just a group of starving ghosts who like acting, what can they think?" Chen Fan pouted, "It's a little normal for you, but if you stay here for a long time, you're not far from going crazy." ”

Jade Poria covered her mouth and smiled, "Thank you for reminding me, but I am the director of this welfare home, and they are all gone, and I can't leave." ”

When Chen Fan heard this, he couldn't help sighing, and his gaze at Jade Poria was slightly strange.

This girl looks pretty good, why does she have a problem with her brain?

However, thinking about it is relieved again.

With a bunch of crazy old men and old ladies every day, who can stay normal?

As soon as the jade hand flipped, a quaint small porcelain bottle appeared in the palm of her hand, "This is your reward, I hope you can deliver meals to our welfare home at noon every day in the future, of course, I also hope that you don't leak the things here." ”

Chen Fan took the small porcelain vase and opened it to see that it contained what those old men and old ladies regarded as treasures - in fact, it was just a grain of rice.

couldn't help pouting, Chen Fan quipped: "Your reward is really chic." ”

"That's a good thing. Jade Poria blinked mysteriously, "Many people can't ask for good things in their lifetime." ”

"Thanks. Chen Fan took the small porcelain vase into his arms and smiled perfunctorily, "If it's okay, I'll leave first." ”

Jade Poria nodded, "Remember to come and deliver the meal on time tomorrow." ”

Chen Fan didn't agree, just hurriedly ran out of the welfare home.

Who wants to have an intersection with a group of neuropaths every day, and the brain show is funny, and he will only come to deliver food tomorrow.

The moment he walked out of the gate of the welfare home, Chen Fan secretly made up his mind that he would never accept the order about Huashan in the future.

Jade Poria stood in the corner, looking at Chen Fan's distant back, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, evoking a charming smile.

"What an interesting person. ”

Chen Fan rode a small electric donkey, left Huashan in a smoke, and drove until he rented a downstairs in the community not far from the university.

This woman is in her twenties, with curly hair draped over her shoulders, a thin face, fair skin, and a pretty face that is delicate but not charming, elegant but not gaudy.

She was wearing a women's short-sleeved tight white shirt, revealing her perfect figure, and the bulge was faintly printed with a touch of purple in the shirt, reflecting that she should be wearing purple underwear.

The lower body is a white one-step skirt, which complements her round plump buttocks, and the slender legs are a pair of jade white high heels, which makes her jade legs more straight and tall, and she walks rhythmically.

However, as soon as this beauty stepped out, she couldn't help but be stunned when she saw Chen Fan's embarrassed appearance, looked at Chen Fan in a daze, and then turned around and walked over.

Chen Fan knew this woman, she was also a classmate and school flower of Yanghu College, and she was also a neighbor Qi Weijun who lived in the same building as him.

It's just that he knows people, people don't know him, he lives in an underground garage, and they live in an upstairs bachelor apartment.

Even if they had met a few times in the school and the corridor here, the two had never said a word, and even Qi Weijun had never looked at him at all.

Unexpectedly, it was rare for him to attract the attention of the goddess Qi Weijun, but he was so virtuous, Chen Fan had a feeling that he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

At this moment, there was a roar on the road, and then a BMW stopped on the side, and a tall, handsome, well-dressed man stood there with a bouquet of flowers in his hand.

After Qi Weijun walked over and took the flowers, the man immediately opened the car door and invited Qi Weijun to sit in, and when he closed the car door, he glanced sideways at Chen Fan, who was sitting in the electric car, and couldn't help but show a trace of contempt and pride.

But this look disappeared in a flash, and soon the man got into the car, and the pleasant sound of the BMW's engine sounded again, and it disappeared in a moment.

Chen Fan knew that the man was showing off to himself, and couldn't help but scold angrily, "Paralyzed, it's so embarrassing to drive a BMW, you can't go to the sky when you drive a rocket?"

However, he looked at his current appearance, and then looked at the little electric donkey under his crotch, which was not comparable to others at all, and couldn't help but sigh slightly.

Chen Fan locked the car, went to a door in the underground garage, opened the door and went in, only then did he breathe a sigh of relief and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Under the washing of the sprinkler, his mind was actually full of the shadow of Qi Weijun just now, after all, this is the goddess he has a crush on.

Thinking of Qi Weijun sitting in the rich and handsome BMW, Chen Fan's heart was sour, but then he remembered the woman whose ID was Jade Poria in the Huashan Welfare Institute.

Before he met Jade Poria, Qi Weijun was indeed the goddess in his eyes, whether it was appearance, figure or education, it was out of reach of his pure dick.

But at this time, when he thought of Jade Poria, he inadvertently put the two goddesses together and compared them, and at this time, he felt that even if Qi Weijun stood in front of Jade Poria, the starlight was dim.

However, Chen Fan thought that the beauty of Jade Poria was already a little otherworldly, and it didn't eat the fireworks of the world, and in layman's terms, it seemed a little too ungrounded.

Even the best beauty in the world like Qi Weijun often feels that she is not the same kind of person as herself, out of reach, let alone a woman like Jade Poria?

After taking a bath, Chen Fan stood in front of the mirror, and at this time he saw that the black mole on his left chest seemed to light up, but when he looked over, it immediately returned to its original state.

Chen Fan secretly scolded that tonight is really a hell, I originally wanted to take advantage of the weekend to run a few more orders tonight, but I didn't expect it to be delayed in Huashan, and now I can't get a few orders when I go out at this point, so I just went to sleep.

At night, Chen Fan had a dream, and in the dream he saw the mentally ill old men and old ladies in Huashan again, this time they were not here to grab food, but to see the mole on their chest.

The appearance of pounce on him, not to mention how fierce and vicious it was, frightened Chen Fan's careful liver and jumped non-stop.

Fortunately, at this critical juncture, a woman fell from the sky and took off with herself, and the two flew into the air under the watchful eye of everyone.

Seeing Jade Poria's beautiful face, Chen Fan couldn't help but kiss it, but he didn't expect Jade Poria to refuse, and responded warmly......

Chen Fan kissed and kissed, but suddenly felt that there was a strange smell in the mouth of the jade poria, and he was startled when he opened his eyes, a dog was sticking out his tongue and licking his mouth by his pillow at this time.

He suddenly jumped up from the bed, only to realize that he was just dreaming when he kissed the jade cocos just now, and the real situation is that he actually kissed a dog for a long time?

Phew, Phew, Phew......

Chen Fan spat a few mouthfuls of saliva, what is the matter with the dog in front of him, he is about to be unable to raise himself, and he doesn't have a dog at all.

When Chen Fan jumped off the bed, he saw the dog on the bed looking at him with bared teeth, as if laughing at him, his face suddenly changed, this dog was the Shiba Inu he met in front of the mountain road in the welfare home.

Chen Fan immediately shouted, "Damn, why are you here?"

Shiba Inu immediately glanced at Chen Fan with disdainful eyes, and then his whole body lay on the side of the bed, ignoring him at all.

Chen Fan scratched his hair, but at this time he saw that his house was already like a garbage heap, the pots and pans in the cooking place were scattered all over the ground, and the rest of the things in it were eaten clean by Shiba Inu.

He was immediately furious, and immediately picked up the Shiba Inu from the bed, and rushed out the door to throw it out.