023: I'll punch you in the face
"How the fuck do you dare to hit me?
"Dead fat woman, let go of me! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will beat you to death!"
"If it weren't for my father, you wouldn't know where you would work!
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Jiang Hua never imagined that this couple would fight each other. The woman grabbed the man's hair, and the man slapped the woman's face with his hand. Zhang Hong was desperately pulling the frame on the side, and the little fat man was directly frightened and cried by his parents' actions.
"Qing'an, what's going on?" Jiang Hua sat next to Lu Qing'an, who also looked confused, and silently smoked a cigarette and enjoyed the show.
About twenty minutes later, with the assistance of the three security guards called by Zhang Hong, the two were separated. Although the hands were separated, the mouths never stopped, not only lifting each other's old bottoms, but also making it difficult for people to listen to the words in their mouths.
In order not to lose face, Zhang Hong drove out the security guards, and locked the office door from the inside.
Through the quarrel between the two, Jiang Hua also knew the old background of the two. The man used to work in an electronics factory, and he didn't know a few big characters, but he was better than the long beauty, so he was taken by the rich dead fat woman. It can be said that he is a soft rice man who makes a fortune by women.
The man scolded the woman for being like a pig, and the woman scolded the man for eating soft rice.
"Don't make any noise!" Zhang Hong couldn't help it, as soon as she opened her mouth, saliva sprayed out along her buckteeth, "I came here today to solve the matter between the children, both of you are people with status, and there are a lot of teachers watching outside!"
At this time, the man noticed his gaffe in front of Jiang Hua, and after quickly tidied up his messy hair and clothes, he smiled at Jiang Hua very humbly: "Mr. Jiang, hello, hello! The matter between the children is completely a misunderstanding, it is all a misunderstanding!"
"Who are you?" Jiang Hua was stunned, racking his brains and couldn't remember who the man in front of him was.
"You noble man forgets things! We saw it the day before yesterday, in the waterfront garden! hehe!" The man rubbed his hands, and seemed a little embarrassed, "I just went to see the scene, hehe!"
"He's the one you said, Jiang Hua who earned 600 million yuan with a piece of calligraphy?" The dead fat woman's eyes widened instantly, and she couldn't believe that the tattered person in front of her was the 600 million man, "Oh! Why are you, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry! This is all a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! This is not my own family beating my own family!"
"Don't, don't, who is with your family?" Jiang Hua refused, he didn't understand why this dead fat woman suddenly became so enthusiastic as soon as she heard that she had 600 million, and even had a little stammer.
The man licked his lips, a little speechless, and casually glanced at the dead fat woman. The dead fat woman also looked at the man for a while, and then she understood. He sneered and said, "Mr. Jiang, that's the case! We are all doing small business, and we can't compare with people like you who make a lot of money! Recently, our company has had a little difficulty in business, so the day before yesterday, my husband went to the waterfront garden to get some money..."
"No, what are you telling me about this?" Jiang Hua frowned, "Today, Lao Tzu came over to solve the problem of my family Lu Qingan being bullied by this little fat man of your family, I don't have time to talk to you about what funds are not funds here! How to solve this matter?"
"It's all our fault! it's all our fault!" the man immediately apologized, and got up from the sofa, stood up straight, and bowed deeply to Lu Qingan.
Lu Qing'an, who has been instilled with "politeness" education by Lu Qingyi since he was a child, saw an adult treat him like this, and almost stood up to return the salute, but he was frightened back by Jiang Hua's eyes.
"Don't do this!" Jiang Hua waved his hand, "This matter must not be solved by apologizing!
Zhang Hong, who was sitting on the side, was still echoing in her mind, and the dead fat woman said that Jiang Hua was a 600 million man, and she was even a little flattered by Jiang Hua. She Zhang Hong is a wall-to-wall grass herself.
"That's right, that's right!" Zhang Hong's face was righteous, "I have already figured this out just now! How could such a well-behaved child as Lu Qing'an start beating people? It is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Yo, didn't you just let my family Lu Qingan get out of your school?" Jiang Hua sneered back, "If it weren't for her sister's insistence on letting him be here, I would have taken him away immediately! By the way, I think the head of your class can be changed, I think Lu Qingan is good! Teacher Zhang, what do you think!"
"I think I can!" Zhang Hong nodded heavily, and took out a cowhide notebook to record it, "I will implement this matter when the class meets in the afternoon, don't worry!"
At this time, the dead fat woman spoke again: "I think Lu Qing'an's child is not bad! Mr. Jiang, what do you think of our family?"
"Don't you take a bite of Mr. Jiang, didn't you just scold me for being a little deflated? Also, what does your family have to do with me?"
The dead fat woman didn't dare to speak, but touched the man and motioned for the man to speak. The man coughed dryly twice, and then said, "Mr. Jiang, you see that you have a good relationship with Mr. Qin Dongqin, can you help me talk and ask him to inject some funds?"
The man opened his mouth, and the dead fat woman was also beside him, and he also played the emotional card: "That's right, that's right! You see that your Lu Qing'an and my baby son are in the same class! As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you can't know each other, and you can definitely become good friends in the future! In the future, we will pick up and drop off our children to school together, and you won't see you when you look up and look down, you say?"
Jiang Hua thought for a while, nodded, and felt that it made sense. When the husband and wife looked at Jiang Hua's expression, they said in their hearts that this was a play, and the joy in their hearts was about to emerge from their faces, but they were suffocated by Jiang Hua's words.
I saw Jiang Hua say to Zhang Hong: "Teacher Zhang, I think this little fat man and my Lu Qing'an will affect Lu Qing'an's study in the same class! At first glance, you are a famous teacher, and the class you teach is definitely the best, but you can't let a rat poop spoil a pot of porridge! Change him to another class, no problem, right?"
Jiang Hua didn't say that it would be good to let Zhang Hong expel the little fat man. And Jiang Hua knows that the current Zhang Hong is absolutely obedient to him.
Zhang Hong wrote it down in the notebook again: "No problem! He has indeed affected the teaching progress of my class, and I will start to implement this problem, please rest assured!"
The dead fat woman was stunned, and suddenly remembered that Jiang Hua had slapped herself before, and said in her heart that she would give 100,000 yuan for a slap! If I let him slap a hundred times, wouldn't it be 10 million? Then the company could respond to the emergency, so she asked: "Mr. Jiang, does what you just said still count?"
"What the did I say again?" Jiang Hua replied in annoyance.
The dead fat woman patted the man's shoulder: "Husband, Mr. Jiang just said, give me 100,000 yuan if you slap me! Let's let him smoke together, and if you smoke a hundred times, won't the company be saved?"
The man was also stunned, and hurriedly asked, "Mr. Jiang, does it still count?"
This time it was Jiang Hua's turn to be stunned, and said in his heart that although Lao Tzu is still young, he has lived for more than 20 years, why has he never seen such a shameless person?
Just when Jiang Hua was stunned, the dead fat woman had already turned her face over, and she smiled flatteringly: "Mr. Jiang, please! Use more force, smoke comfortably like that, and smoke to relieve your anger! Come, you're welcome!"
"......" Jiang Hua didn't know what to say and do for a while, he tried to think of countless possibilities, but he didn't think of this one possibility! This kind of thing, even the gold medal screenwriter can't think of it, right?
"Fuck off!" Jiang Hua scolded angrily and got up to leave, but the dead fat woman and the man chased after him, shouting loudly: "Mr. Jiang, don't go, hurry up and whip me!"