022: How much does it cost to slap you

PS: The story of this chapter is in Chapter 11

"According to a report by this reporter, at around 5:30 p.m. today, a criminal act of armed robbery occurred at Tianfu Bank! According to eyewitnesses at the scene and surveillance obtained from the vicinity, the robbery lasted about 10 minutes in total! One person was killed or injured at the scene! Moreover, these four gunmen were shot down by a masked invulnerable person in the rivers and lakes! The information is now released, and those in the know are requested to report it to the nearby police station!"

Jiang Hua, who was eating the rice cooked by Lu Qingyi at home, coldly heard the news broadcast on TV, put down his chopsticks and glanced at him suspiciously, and scolded in his heart: Do you want to be so clear? !

Although Jiang Hua on TV is covered with his face, his body shape, clothes and hairstyle are clearly like a blue light ultra-clear picture, and he can see it clearly.

Lu Qingan bit his chopsticks and stared at the TV and frowned, and after a while, his eyes widened in shock: "Brother Jiang Hua, is that you?"

At this time, Lu Qingyi was eating, he didn't look at TV, and said without raising his head: "What nonsense? Can your brother Jianghua be invulnerable? The child eats quickly, and after eating, he will go to review his homework, and I will accompany you to school tomorrow!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Qingyi also glanced at the TV, and was immediately stunned, and said: "Jiang Hua, that person has the same clothes as you and the same flat head, is it really you?"

Jiang Hua's eyes rolled, he reached out and touched his bare head, and pretended to be puzzled and said: "How can this person be similar to me? Could it be my long-lost brother? But that is really not me, where can I be invulnerable? If I encounter this kind of thing, I will definitely be the first to run!"

Then he picked up the remote control and turned off the TV, and said: "The current news is all nonsense, how can anyone be invulnerable? Go to bed early after eating, and I will accompany Qing'an to school tomorrow!"

"It's better for me to go!" Lu Qingyi frowned slightly, and looked at Jiang Hua with some concern, "I'm afraid that it will be bad if you go!"

Jiang Hua pursed his lips, and said in his heart What is the use of you going as a woman? Then he said resolutely: "You are Qing'an's sister, I am still Qing'an's brother, and my brother-in-law is also a brother-in-law!"

Lu Qingyi's face turned red, and he took a sip: "It's not serious... If you go, you can go! I happen to be going to meet a customer early tomorrow morning! Hurry up and eat, I'm going to wash the dishes after eating, hurry up!"

Jiang Hua just finished the last bite of food, slammed the dishes and chopsticks on the table, cocked Erlang's legs like a master, stared at the busy Lu Qingyi and sighed: "Tut-tut! You are really virtuous, if anyone marries you, isn't it the ancestral tomb that is smoking?"

Lu Qingyi had already walked into the kitchen with dishes and chopsticks and didn't hear it, but Lu Qingan whispered to Jiang Hua mysteriously: "Brother Jiang Hua, if you are my brother-in-law, I have no opinion!"

"Do your homework!Otherwise, I'll tell your sister and let her beat you!" Jiang Hua scolded with a smile, pulled Lu Qingan's little head and went back to the room.

At six o'clock the next morning, Jiang Hua had already eaten the breakfast made by Lu Qingyi, and carried Lu Qing'an's small schoolbag to the Gucheng Bilingual Primary School with Lu Qing'an.

Standing outside the school gate, Jiang Hua understood the definition of this elementary school. This is simply a school that only a rich kid can go to! The car parked outside to pick up and drop off the children is the worst Toyota Camry. Most of them are famous cars such as Audi, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and a few sports cars.

"It's not easy for this Lu Qingyi, can you send Lu Qing'an to this elementary school?" Jiang Hua looked down at Lu Qing'an, who was clinging to his thigh, and sighed inexplicably. He opened his mouth again and said: "Qing'an, if you don't study hard, don't need your sister, I'll be the first to beat you to death!

Lu Qingan was a little confused, so he was dragged into the school by Jiang Hua. I wondered in my heart, what happened to this Brother Jiang Hua, why did he suddenly be so fierce to me?

According to Lu Qing'an's guidance, Jiang Hua and Lu Qingan came to the head teacher's office. It's really an aristocratic school, and the teachers are all independent offices.

"You are Lu Qing'an's parents?" The head teacher's surname is Zhang, his name is Zhang Hong, and he is an ugly middle-aged woman with buck teeth and red lips, "What is your name? Do you know what he has done?"

"you!" Jiang Hua didn't give Zhang Hong any good look, like a villain who came to collect debts, "I haven't asked who you are, you still dare to ask me?"

Zhang Hong was confused by Jiang Hua, and Lu Qingan was also frightened by Jiang Hua. Both of them looked at Jiang Hua in a daze, and they didn't dare to come out.

After a while, Zhang Hong said, "I... I'm his homeroom teacher, and my name is Zhang Hong! What are you doing? Are you here to deal with problems or are you here to make trouble? With your attitude just now, I can immediately ask Lu Qing'an to get out of our school! Moreover, he is still a non-local household registration, and I can make him unable to go to school in the ancient city with a single word!"

"Fuck! You're a big cow beep for a homeroom teacher!" Jiang Hua smiled disdainfully, "Lao Tzu has nothing to say to you, you call Lao Tzu the parents of that dead fat man!"

"You, you, you!" Zhang Hong was confused by Jiang Hua again, and his words were a little incoherent.

"What are you? Are you a repeater?" Jiang Hua replied, "Are you embarrassed to say that you are a teacher? That dead fat man and wicked person sued first, and you still dare to add the charge to Lu Qing'an? You quickly call someone to Lao Tzu!"

Zhang Hong knows this matter. She had seen Lu Qingan's previous academic performance before, basically a perfect score, the only thing that was almost good was sports, and her moral character was good, she could be said to be a good student in a million.

She also believed that this matter was not done by Lu Qing'an, but what about the little fat man's family? There is no truth in this world that is not true, money is the truth! Even if Lu Qingan has a future interest, it has nothing to do with himself! But if the parents of the little fat man are served well, won't his son's work be settled?

Under Jiang Hua's "obscenity", Zhang Hong called the little fat man and the little fat man's mother, and arranged two groups of people to his office. The two sides sat on each side, and there was a great momentum of a courtroom session.

The little fat man's mother and the old fat man's face is not a good person at first glance, he has a fat head and big ears, and a horizontal face. Jiang Hua couldn't figure it out, why such an "evil" person lived better than a good person?

"Okay, since you're here, let's settle the accounts!" said the old fat man as he took out a stack of receipts from a brand-name bag and put them on the table, "This is the medical expenses, nursing fees, hospitalization fees, etc. for two days this weekend, a total of 30,000 yuan, give the money!"

"What kind of money?" Jiang Hua scratched his head.

"Hey! You little bastard is interesting! Your little bastard injured my precious son, don't you have to lose money?

Jiang Huaxin said that it was okay that he came, if it was Lu Qingyi, maybe he would have to pay for it. Then Jiang Hua picked up the receipt and glanced at it, and threw it directly into the trash.

"Little deflated three, what do you mean?" the old fat man was angry and took the case, "Believe it or not, I made you unable to get out of this school today?"

Jiang Hua smiled: "What are you anxious about? Don't you just want money? Yes, I'll give it to you!"

The old fat man sat down satisfied, with a smug face, and the fat on his proud face shook a few times.

Jiang Hua smiled again: "I just want to ask you something, how much money do I need to give you for a slap in the face?"

"What do you mean?" the old fat man was stunned. As soon as her words fell, she felt a hot pain in her cheeks, and Jiang Hua had already slapped him.

"Is 100,000 enough?" Jiang Hua said and slapped him again.

Everyone present froze. After a while, the old fat man trembled and pointed at Jiang Hua and asked Zhang Hong: "Teacher Zhang, this is your office! He dares to beat people, does your school care about this?"

Zhang Hong also came back to his senses, and said to Jiang Hua in righteous words: "You are going to help Lu Qingan go through the withdrawal procedures! Our school will definitely not accept this kind of student! What kind of parents there are, what kind of students there are! Our school will deal with this matter seriously, you are suspected of maliciously hurting people, wait for the punishment of the law!"

"Why do you talk so much?" Jiang Hua stared at Zhang Hong fiercely, "Do you dare to beep one more sentence to try?" Just an indiscriminate teacher like you, I should beat you, not beat you sadly!"

The old fat man picked up his mobile phone angrily: "Hey, husband, I was beaten! You hurry up, in the school office, it's Zhang Hong, come quickly!"

After hanging up the phone, the old fat man sneered at Jiang Hua and said, "You're finished! Just a little deflated like you, I can kill you with money! You wait for me!"

Jiang Hua pursed his lips, sat down, patted Lu Qing'an's shoulder and tried to make Lu Qingan not worry, while sneering: "I'm most annoyed that others will mention money to me! By the way, I have one more thing to advise you! You should go home and transfer your assets quickly!"

"What do you mean?" the old fat man was stunned.

Jiang Hua: "Even if you look ugly, why are you so stupid? With your appearance, your husband not only has a junior, but also a junior and a little five!"

About ten minutes later, a man burst in angrily and shouted, "Who dares to beat my wife?

"It's him!" As soon as the old fat man saw his husband coming, he immediately pointed at Jiang Hua.

The man stared at Jiang Hua for a moment, suddenly became angry, and slapped him when he went up. But it was not Jiang Hua who smoked, but the old fat man's face: "Nima stinks beep! You dare to mess with anyone, right? Lao Tzu will fucking whip you to death!"

Jiang Hua scratched his head, and said in his heart, who is this buddy?