After graduating from college, Wang Yu did not return to the home where his grandfather's old house was located, and when his grandfather left, he specially notarized a will to leave the old house where their grandfather and grandson had been living to Wang Yu, for fear that his unclear son would come to rob the house with his good grandson. Therefore, Wang Yu, who was admitted to the university in other places, simply rented out the house, except for the second floor where he and his grandfather lived, the first floor with a yard was rented to others as a warehouse, after all, it was an old house in the suburbs, no one would live there, and the warehouse was also clean, and the most important thing was that his irresponsible father and stepmother who later married bought his new house in the city, and there was nothing unusual about this dilapidated old house, so that Wang Yu could rest assured that he could rent it.

And he himself found a job in the city where he studied, and rented a bachelor apartment with a little salary every month with the rent of the old house. Wang Yu works as a copy editor, and the company does advertising, so his main job is advertising copywriter and part-time joker.

Wang Yu has a well-known name on the Internet, called Big Fish Papapai Universe, which is a very famous joker number, and the big V with more than one million fans. is different from other jokers, Wang Yu is relatively cold, doesn't fart, doesn't chat, doesn't accept hookups and doesn't hook up with others, broadcasts a joke on time at 11 o'clock every night, never pays attention to comments, only expresses his own opinions, leaves after posting, and never lowers his gaze even if he fights behind his ass all over the sky- pretending to be forced, in fact, Wang Yu is too lazy to pay attention to people, in reality he is the object of ridicule, for many reasons or the character he has cultivated since childhood, he will always give a little face to anyone with a hippie smile, sometimes Wang Yu is also tired of coping with it in his heart, so once he gets to his own territory on the Internet, how much love drops, Wang Yu has walked out of a road that belongs to him as a cold joke male god. Of course, no one on the Internet knows that the 190 cm long-legged male god they imagine is actually a 190 cm and 220 pound fat man.

At the end of the day's work, Wang Yu used to be so tired that he was so tired that he made a dog, but now he is full of energy and has an open mind, and he plans to go back to have two jokes early, and then go to practice, this kind of life makes him feel that he is really full of the vitality of a young man.

When Wang Yu revised and rewrote the joke according to the original plan, summarized various recent stalks, and created a satisfactory joke to be published, he suddenly heard a "bang", and the sound of heavy objects falling on the kitchen was simply earth-shattering in Wang Yu's ears.

Twisted the plug in his ear - Wang Yu got himself an earbud in the past few days, intending to adapt to the new hearing, the earbuds were made in the shape of earphones, which was not abrupt - Wang Yu got up and casually carried a drink bottle to check the situation.

Wang Yu rents a bachelor apartment of only 30 square meters. However, the landlord planned and designed well, the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen and living room of the house were divided into internal and external activity space, and the location of Wang Yu's computer was just a blind spot, so he had to turn out to see the situation in the outer kitchen.

However, when Wang Yu turned out of the partition and saw the situation in the kitchen, he was also stunned when he had a great adventure recently.

A long, ragged and slender woman with straight black hair was lying at his kitchen door.

Wang Yu first looked up at the ceiling, and then looked around, the ceiling was not broken, and the door was fine, and then where did this person come from!

stepped forward and turned the person over, Wang Yu found that the clothes in front of him were even more tattered, as if they were affected by something head-on, the strange thing is that there are no scars on his body, the most serious thing is the clothes, his chest is almost broken, revealing most of his chest - yes, the chest, the slender beauty with black and straight has become a tall man with black and straight. Wang Yu nested a big Cao character in his heart. - The pants are not much better, the only thing that makes Wang Yu happy is that the crotch is good, otherwise he doesn't want to be at night, he doesn't see a beautiful woman but a naked man!

Looking upward, Wang Yu raised his eyebrows, although he was a man, it was undeniable that the other party had a good look, a proper two-dimensional flower and a beautiful male god, but there were slight creases between the eyebrows, and it could be concluded that he was a male god with a serious face.

After judging up and down, Wang Yu hadn't figured out what to do with this person, and he was unconscious. But men have long hair, either the house is rotten or the brain is dead, by the way, there is still a group of beautiful baskets that grow hair for love, of course, their love includes a lot...... However, Kill Matt's appearance is not as tall as him, and his hair is loose and soft, not like the weird chimney shape of Kill Matt, and the last type is not as good as his muscle lines! Okay, he is just unhappy, this person sleeping on his stomach not only has long legs and a thin waist, but also has a beautiful back line, just the back is enough for him to be envious, jealous and hateful, not to mention that the front is still a male god face.

Just when Wang Yu was thinking about whether to get some water to wake up the person, he heard the person make a □□ and gradually woke up.

Wang Yu watched as his still somewhat confused gaze became alert the moment he opened it, and his half-glazed eyes quickly scanned it around, and soon he was noticed.

Before he could speak, the other party jumped up from the ground very quickly, did a nice and neat somersault, and then stood with his back to the wall, his long hair in a handsome arc with his movements. “%&^$&%*T*”

The other party's voice carried a hint of cold emotion, but it was refreshing and good, Wang Yu, as a house rotten base, still had a slight voice control, and when he heard this person's voice, he was very surprised and raised his eyebrows appreciatively. It's a pity that he can't understand the language of birds at all. Definitely not any of Britain, France, Germany, Italy, Russia and China!

Okay, not only did a two-dimensional male god look like a rotten coser pop up out of thin air, but he was also a bird speaker. I took a closer look at my facial features, except for the hair that grew a little, I still looked at the deep oriental facial features.

"I'm Wang Yu, don't be so vigilant, can you speak Chinese? In other words, I should be the one who is on guard, you appeared at my house for some reason, can you tell me first who you are and how you came in?" The two armies are at war, and the initiative is very important. As soon as Wang Yu heard the man speak, even if he couldn't understand the meaning, he felt a sense of anxiety about being provoked, and naturally entered a state of combat readiness.

Obviously, the other party didn't understand his words, but I saw a pair of beautiful eyes under the frowning brow that had been frowning since waking up, and what flashed in the middle was an accident that could not be misunderstood.

Wang Yu had no choice but to start gesturing around, then pointing to the casual vest and shorts on his body, and finally pointing to his nose, and said slowly and clearly: "My family, Wang Yu!"

Probably understood what Wang Yu meant, the other party's attitude slightly softened, and then Wang Yu was surprised that he, first, first, do, done, one, cover, clothes, of, move, make.

Rub, the old man is so pretentious, when he rarely looks at a man's chest, although the two points of light pink are quite beautiful, ahh

Wang Yu watched the other party put his big T-shirt on his body, hanging wide under his buttocks, and the tattered clothes were covered inside, revealing only a pair of long legs wrapped in torn pants.

“￥%……#￥%…… The other man spoke again, pointing at himself. Wang Yu guessed it was his name.

"What?" is that the name, what? He doesn't have anything yet. Wang Yu muttered in his heart.

Probably his pronunciation was too unpresentable, and the other party repeated it again, this time Wang Yu came back to his senses, and it was estimated that his surname was You, You Sa. Well, the name is sassy, I just don't know if it's this word, come on, anyway, it's just a stranger, he knows what to do so well.

"Okay, the self-introduction is over, I don't want to ask you how you got in, you can do whatever you want. Wang Yu felt that he was already very gentle and polite, and a sudden, uninvited stranger, still a bird talker, wasted so much time, at this time he must have invited the other party to leave.

And You Sa was silent for a moment in the face of Wang Yu's action of opening the door, and slowly walked towards the door—just when Wang Yu thought he understood his action of driving people away and left obediently—glanced at the elevator not far from Wang Yu's house, squinted his eyes slightly, and then ...... The door was closed.

Wang Yu raised his eyebrows calmly, but his heart was constantly fighting me. This kid still dares to close the door, is he planning to do something at his house!

Even if it was Wang Yu in the past, with a height of 190 cm and a huge weight, he still relied on things like burglary, and at this moment, with that magical exercise, Wang Yu was even more confident, just like this kid in front of him, although he was considered to be the height of the altitude, but still only reached Wang Yu's nose, not to mention the thin body, it was estimated that it was not enough for him to collide.

After You Sa closed the door, he reversed his previous vigilant and honest appearance and began to patrol Wang Yu's house, and many things were gently picked up and checked by him, and then put down.

Wang Yu looked at the other party's movements strangely, I Cao, I didn't write anything in that post-it note, you can read it blank for a minute, what the hell do you look at Mao, is there any secret on that post-it note that he doesn't know? That's Lao Tzu's instant noodles, well, even if you know each other, put it down, I Cao my goddess.

Wang Yu watched You Sa walk around at the beginning, and originally wanted to see what the other party was going to do, but when he saw the demon hand reaching out to his goddess figure, he couldn't calm down at the moment.

"I said, eh, stop, that's the goddess that Lao Tzu worships every day at the bedside, don't use your hands to blaspheme her, bring your manliness, how can I worship at night!"

Seeing that he was taking the figure from Wang Yu in a good manner, You Sa's attention was already attracted by the computer exposed by the partition.

Wang Yu's computer desk was placed at the end of the bed, and he used the first month's salary to prepare the fighter, in order to keep improving, and later invested a lot of wages to complete it, it can be said that the most valuable computer in this house is this computer. Seeing You Sa rushing straight towards his wife, Wang Yu was really anxious.

"I said, what's the matter with you, you're really a door-to-door robbery. Wang Yu grabbed it with one hand, intending to pull the kid by the collar and pull him back.

Unexpectedly, just when he was about to catch it, You Sa turned around, and his hand didn't know where to pull out something like a steel wire, and the thing wrapped around Wang Yu's hand, which instantly dissolved Wang Yu's movements.

Wang Yu was surprised for a while, kung fu is not like, it is more similar to fighting and the like. There was a sudden rush in his heart, maybe he could try to fight this stranger. Thinking like this, Wang Yu did not restrain his strength, and divided his hands, intending to pull off this slender steel wire.

Who ever thought that it was pulled apart, but it was only stretched a little, but it didn't break.

I'm Cao, Lao Tzu used eight points of strength, isn't it 50 groups of 40 kg dumbbells to lift without difficulty, it turns out that his strength has increased very ordinarily? Or is there not only one adventure in this world?

Wang Yu, who was too surprised, didn't notice the other party's sudden jaw-dropping expression after seeing his movements, obviously being able to pull the filament apart was even more surprising to the other party than Wang Yu himself.

Seeing Wang Yu's strange power, You Sa turned his attention back from the computer. The two of them decisively went back and forth.

But after all, this is Wang Yu's own house, and the place is small, so his actions are a little restricted, and his own strength is that he has a lot of momentum and strength, but there are environmental restrictions at the moment.

And You Sa's fighting style is obviously flexible and changeable, coupled with the obviously unusual steel wire in his hand, he swam down several times, although he was also attacked by Wang Yu a few times, but the final result was that he used that steel wire to trap Wang Yu.

Wang Yu's two thumbs were tied together, and then the steel wire tied his two arms tightly to his body, and his two legs naturally couldn't escape.

After doing this, it was obvious that You Sa's breathing was much heavier.

Seeing that Wang Yu was still verbose, You Sa pulled a corner of the quilt from the bed and stuffed it directly into Wang Yu's mouth.

"Woo woo!" "I'm Cao, what about the good magic skills of the world, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, Lao Tzu has practiced kung fu for so long, is it all cabbage? Wang Yu, who was tied up, wanted to cry without tears, and his heart, which had been a little flying since he came back from Shennongjia, was finally hit and fell at the foot of the bed.

And You Sa returned to the computer again, and he didn't know what movements he made on his wrist, and the seemingly cool watch suddenly "wiped and rubbed" transformed.

Wang Yu was once again brushed with a worldview.

It turns out that he is not the protagonist of the urban upgrade stream, but a supporting role in the future science fiction text? What is this, is it a high-tech prop of 007?