Chapter 41: Strange Match
It didn't take long for us to arrive at the venue of the competition, and sure enough, thousands of people had gathered here, and the scene was really spectacular! Everyone was gearing up, and it looked like they were ready for a dragon fight.
After coming, Mr. Wu met an old acquaintance.
"Lao Wu, if you can't fight for a result this year, I guess you will never have a chance to raise the next level. ”
The teacher said as he handed over a cigarette.
However, he was rejected by Mr. Wu, he was in a good state of mind today, and after the other party finished speaking, he smiled and said.
"I'm not in a hurry, because this is my chance. ”
Hearing Mr. Wu's words, the other party was stunned for a moment, then looked at me and another sports student, and then said with a smile.
"Wang Meng, I've seen it before, it shouldn't be him, you can't be talking about this kid, right?"
He pointed at me.
Wang Meng, who was directly ignored, suddenly turned blue, and the guy smiled, lit a cigarette, spit out his eyes, and said with some contempt.
"Is he really running a marathon?"
People who often practice long-distance running actually have a unique body shape, not much muscle, very little fat, quite a bit skinny, anyway, it is the same as occupational diseases, I don't look like I am practicing long-distance running, which I also know very well.
So, I looked at him and asked with a smile.
"Then you think I'm practicing or something?"
He looked at me for a long time before he said.
"I really can't see it, I feel like you're the kind of person who doesn't like to skip class. ”
After he finished speaking, I almost fell to the ground, I really deserve to be an old teacher, this vision is poisonous!
Seeing Mr. Wu's somewhat embarrassed expression, I looked at this guy and smiled and said.
"Actually, I really practice long-distance running, but my running style is slightly different, generally marathons have 'follow running', 'leading running' and 'solo running', and I belong to the semi-rest running method, so my body shape will be a little stranger. ”
After I finished speaking, the other party was stunned on the spot.
At this time, a voice suddenly said.
"Strange body shape, I think you are a strange person, and your teacher is too, the old classmates who graduated together, I am very advanced, you haven't even mixed up with a senior so far, hey, I also brought such a second-class student, I really feel sorry for you!"
As he spoke, a guy with triangular eyes walked over with several students.
Seeing this person, Mr. Wu's face instantly turned blue.
Mr. Wu is usually really good to me, so I can't let the other party make fun of him like this, so I took two steps forward and said with a grin.
"Actually, I just said nonsense, my real project is to practice sanda, or should we practice?"
As I spoke, I hooked my finger defiantly at the teacher on the other side.
I guess this guy was practicing "three irons" or similar projects before, and he didn't feel very good about his temper when he looked at his beard.
Sure enough, the fire was lit, and as soon as I finished speaking, he rushed towards me with triangular eyes.
"Dare to pretend to be with Lao Tzu, I'll let you know ......"
He didn't finish the rest of his sentence halfway through, because I had already grabbed his outstretched arm and performed the "over-the-shoulder throw" I had just learned.
"Bang!"
The goods fell to the ground violently, and the dust was flying, and the surrounding circle of people was silent.
I said, looking around.
I don't know if Lao Tzu is the fastest runner, but Lao Tzu is definitely the best wrestler among marathon runners. ”
No one answered, and the triangular eyes of the fallen man on the ground looked at me and said.
"Aren't you practicing sanda?"
I just remembered that I did seem to have said that, but the details didn't matter, I looked at him and smiled.
"I'm a bit of a part-time person. ”
Then, I saw Mr. Wu's malicious smile, and he quietly stretched out his thumbs up to give me a thumbs up.
However, triangular eyes are clearly hard-mouthed.
After he got up, he looked at me and Mr. Wu and said.
"What kind of ability is it to be able to fight, if you have the ability, you will run first for a while, and you can run past Liu Feng of our school. ”
Hearing Mr. Wu's words, a tall and thin man sneered at me.
I don't bother to say anything to him, I'm already a brother and brother to Sun Wukong, why are you still talking to him about these calves, I'll see you on the field later.
As a result, seeing that I didn't speak, this guy's expression became even more arrogant.
After a few more moments, the game officially began.
There are too many people, "hulala!" all rushed out, how can the word "messy" be so good.
At this time, I found that the guy who was running at the front turned around and gestured a middle finger at me, and the leader was Liu Feng, a student with triangular eyes just now.
I couldn't help it when I saw this scene, I decided to give this thing some color to see, but the people around me were too crowded, so I thought about it and yelled.
"I'm a sanda!"
The people around me were startled enough by my abrupt sound, and they all looked at me, and then quickly parted to the sides, and I took this opportunity to rush out like a fly, and then swept past the leader like the wind, and then turned back and raised my hands to him and gestured two middle fingers at him.
The thing's eyes immediately turned red, and he rushed over desperately.
I quickly adjusted my pace and gave him the illusion that he could catch up with me with a little more effort, and as a result, he really kept chasing.
And so the marathon turned out to be weird from the start, as two people broke away from the team and ran wild like wild horses.
I don't know what Mr. Wu and Triangle Eye think about this, anyway, the audience on both sides is very high, it is estimated that it is not a big deal to watch the excitement, they can't wait for something to happen to us, and they can gossip for a few days after the game.
As a result, I didn't run far, and this guy named Liu Feng was dragged down by me, and I smiled when I saw him holding his chest and panting frantically.
"No, no, I'll go. ”
After saying that, I turned around and accelerated and ran into the distance, I faintly heard the sound of someone falling behind me, and said "perverted" when I fell to the ground.
I was in a good mood with the seeded runner who managed to get the Triangle Eye disabled, and I started to run like the wind on the motorcycle in front of me.
However, after running for a while, I gradually realized that something was wrong, because there seemed to be no one behind me.
I know I'm fast, but I'm not so fast that I can leave the people behind me completely gone.
So, I shouted to the guy in front of me who was driving on a motorcycle in yellow clothes.
"Hey, who's that, are you taking the wrong path?"
Hearing my words, the guy looked around a little dazedly, and then patted his head and said.
"Damn! I'm really on the wrong track. ”
Then, he turned the car around and said to me.
"I'm so sorry, why don't I carry you back?"
After listening to him, I suspected that most of the goods were not mistaken, but premeditated, and even if I didn't know the rules, I knew that once I got in his car, my results would be canceled.
So, I looked at him and said.
"Are you the one the monkey invited to tease? ”
This thing suddenly said.
"Okay, don't be angry, let's go back. ”
However, by the time we got back on the right path, the army had already run away.
"Hey, look, isn't this the second guy who went the wrong way?"
"No, it must have been pitted by the motorcyclist. ”
"This trick is so powerful, deep pit!"
"Really, I'm not afraid of god-like teammates, I'm afraid of pig-like navigators!"
……
The motorcyclist in front of me was also very embarrassed to hear everyone's chatter, and he slowed down and whispered to me.
"I'm really sorry, big brother, there's really no conspiracy here, don't complain about me. ”
I guess he was afraid that I would hold on to it, after all, I was far ahead before, and now I am far behind.
I said with a casual wave of my hand at him.
"It's okay, don't take it personally, I'll catch up with them in a while. ”
It was the motorcyclist's turn to be surprised, he looked at me in disbelief, and I made an "OK" gesture to him.
Then, I started to pick up speed.
The navigator also shut up and began to ride silently in front.
In this way, the race entered another strange situation, that is, the whole army was running in front, and I was chasing behind alone.
I can't see the audience's expressions, and I guess everyone must think that I am "a monkey invited to make a joke", eighty percent of them are here to be funny.
But I don't think they think that way soon because I'm already steadily starting to get closer to the back of the pack.