Chapter 40: Two Bags of Babies
That's right, that's my plan.
When I watched the TV series before, I thought this treasure gourd was very funny, as long as I shouted my name, the other party responded and arrested people, how amazing.
When I was younger, I tried beer bottles more than once, but unfortunately I couldn't fit anyone into them, and this time my chance finally came.
As a result, Sun Wukong thought about it and said.
"This is extremely easy to do, but I think you'd better bring another 'tablet' next time, put some good things in it, and I may be able to exchange some elixir or something with Taishang Laojun for you." ”
The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King are the two alchemy boys of Taishang Laojun, I knew about this when I saw "Journey to the West", but, to be honest, I really didn't expect to be able to carry out such a divine operation at first, and I have to say that the head of the monkey is the aura, no wonder it is so popular in "Journey to the West".
So, I said with a smile.
"That's a good idea, I'll bring it next time, but I have a game tomorrow, I don't know if I have time to come, if I don't come, I'll put the things at your place first." ”
"By the way, how to use this 'Qiankun bag'?"
I looked at him with the "Qiankun bag" and asked.
I just tried it, and I can't use this "Qiankun bag" directly.
"This is very easy, you just need to 'drop blood to recognize the Lord', which is what ordinary mortals do when they use it. ”
After listening to him, I was stunned at first, "dripping blood to recognize the Lord" or something, I had only seen it in novels before, but I didn't expect that there would really be such an operation.
So, I took out a knife and cut my fingers, and then dripped blood onto the "Qiankun bag".
Sure enough, I felt the strange space in the "Qiankun bag" in my hand, and sure enough, there were some gold, silver, jewelry and other things inside, and it looked like I had made a fortune.
Not to mention anything else, this is a good thing in the Tang Dynasty, much older than the White Lady and their things, and each of them is a priceless antique.
However, the other one I didn't "confess the Lord with blood", but looked at Sun Wukong and asked.
"Brother Monkey, what if this thing has already confessed to the Lord?"
As a result, Sun Wukong said with a smile.
"Hehe, for you mortals, whoever recognizes the Lord first counts as his, but for you, don't worry about this, if you find the 'Qiankun Bag' that has recognized the Lord, you can bring it to me, and I will help you erase the traces of the Lord, and I can help you get it as many times as you want." ”
After he finished speaking, I immediately smiled bitterly,
This kind of "Qiankun bag" is something that can only be used by immortals, and I can't grab it.
So, I looked at Sun Wukong and said with a smile.
"My time is almost up, you also know the details of the three demon kings, if you want to think about the three demon kings, his speed is very fast, if you can't do it, go to the Buddha for help." ”
The reason why I didn't help Sun Wukong fool these goblins away is because these goblins account for several difficulties in the "Ninety-Nine Eighty-One Difficulties", if I change this situation, I think Tang Seng and they will be in trouble, and most of them will encounter disasters that are not mentioned in the new books.
So, I decided to let the monkeys keep the current calamity, so that at least there won't be any new trouble.
Then I teleported back again.
"Haha, good harvest, I like it!"
When I got back, I snapped my fingers and laughed.
There was no one in the hall, and it seemed that the three women were quite obedient this time, which was definitely a good phenomenon, and made me inexplicably happy.
I went to the basement, and I found that, as I had thought, the basement was in a mess.
"What's going on? Is there a war?"
I asked, looking at the messy basement.
I don't know what these three guys would be able to do in my time, but they will definitely be the best at demolishing houses.
Hearing my question, the second cargo Xiaoqing ran over first and said.
"We were bored and wanted to watch TV, but it turned out that Orange was not the same channel as I wanted to watch, and then Sister Stella said, let's duel. ”
Orange pouted and said.
"How old you are to look at that childish thing. ”
Xiao Qing said with a glare.
"I like it, it's better than you see the fights and kills. ”
I saw that the two of them had a posture of starting if they didn't agree with each other, so I hurriedly said.
"Okay, okay, don't argue, I'll move another one later, one for each person. ”
As a result, both of them said at the same time.
"Move two. ”
I asked, a little puzzled.
"Why?"
Xiaoqing said resentfully, and now the one has been dismantled by Sister Stella.
"Damn!"
I muttered a dejected sigh and ran to the room inside, and sure enough, all kinds of parts were laid out on the ground, and it looked quite spectacular.
Seeing me come in, Stella smiled and said.
"If you don't dismantle it, they'll keep fighting, but this thing is so finely made, I can't understand it. ”
I thought to myself that it would be strange if you could understand it, but fortunately, I am a rich man now, if it was me before, I would have vomited blood and died by them so much.
For the sake of being in a good mood today, I didn't bother with them.
The "Qiankun bag" of the green lion is basically full of jewelry and other things, and women like jewelry the most, so I called the three of them over and said.
"I've got some good stuff, see if you like it. ”
As I spoke, my mind moved, and many jewels appeared on the table in front of me, shining brightly and looking quite gorgeous.
As a result, Xiaoqing and Xiangcheng were not interested in these things at all, and Stella just glanced at them lightly, and then said flatly.
"I don't like jewelry very much, it gets in the way. ”
When I saw the three women who regarded jewelry as dung, I had to sigh silently and put the things back again, and it seemed that these things could only be used in the future when the store was opened.
Then, I thought about it and recognized the white elephant's "Qiankun bag", anyway, there are monkeys to help me erase the mark, I feel that it is better to look at the contents first.
As a result, I was pleasantly surprised to find that the white elephant collected a lot more than the green lion, it seems, this guy who is a bit of a literary fan is still a collector, as for the lion camel country of the golden-winged Dapeng bird, I thought twice and decided not to go, that thing is so good-minded, and when I got home, I figured out that my "tablet messenger" is an impostor, and the ghost knows what he will do.
If he takes out the "Yin and Yang Two Cylinders" and puts me in them, I'll be dead.
"Mr. Landlord, what kind of trick are you using to conjure things directly? Can you teach me?"
Stella asked, staring at me with wide eyes curiously.
Her "curious baby" personality makes me feel a little out of touch with a vampire with a lifespan of hundreds of years, but after thinking about it, I still pretend to be profound.
"Wait until you have a chance later, it's still your task now. ”
Stella didn't force it, she nodded.
"I'll repay you in the future. ”
Although these three beautiful tenants are unreliable, they have done a really good job in gratitude, which I am very pleased with.
After that, I sent another message to He Yue to confirm that she was safe.
However, I estimate that Liu Xuan should not dare to do anything after being intimidated by Stella, and Stella's name of "Ripper" is not for nothing.
That's it,I didn't go out for the rest of the time.,But I began to teach Xiaoqing and Xiangcheng some of the most basic things.,Such as pinyin input method,And daily common sense.,Such as how to use paper money.,And the denomination of paper money, etc.,As for things like swiping cards,I'm strictly putting an end to it.。
"Swiping cards" is a bottomless pit!
However, what makes me a little depressed is that the two women are actually very smart, not to mention the charming spider spirit of Xiangcheng, and even Xiaoqing, the two of them, seem to be smarter than me in learning, which makes me feel very hurt.
In this way, the day passed, and at night, all three women slept in the basement, and at my behest, including Stella, who liked to haunt at night, did not go out, and everyone had a rare peaceful night, only Orange weaved a lot of cobwebs in the basement.
The next morning, I went to the gymnasium to assemble, in fact, it was a gathering, that is, the three of us, me, Mr. Wu and another player.
"Ye Zhiqiu, today's game depends on you, and my future depends on you, teacher, don't give me a chain at a critical moment!"
Teacher Wu looked at me and said solemnly.
I smiled and made an "OK" gesture to him, because when I came to school, I had already checked the world record for the half marathon, which was about an hour, and I felt that I should have no problem surpassing that, so there was no pressure on this kind of small race.
Seeing my state, Mr. Wu nodded with satisfaction, and then the three of us set off.
Of course, what happened after that, he could never have dreamed of.