In May of this year, the climate in Xi'an was unusually hot. A community on the outskirts of the southern city, two o'clock in the morning.

Ma Li is lying on the bed with his eyes closed, and in the mobile phone next to his pillow, the screen is playing a hypnotic music "Bring the Thunder" on a certain software, which is a pure natural sound recorded by Dan Gibson, with a noisy background sound, and a variety of small animal sounds intertwined with rain and thunder, which is about seven minutes long.

About four minutes and thirty seconds, he heard the muffled croaking of frogs begin to appear in the background.

"Goo ~ Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack, Goo ~ Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack...."

Then his closed eyelids rose and fell like waves, and his eyeballs fluttered in them, as if he had entered REM sleep, which is what we often call the dreaming stage.

In fact, horsepower did not fall asleep.

He was very surprised, there was no light source in the room, and he was obviously closed, but now there was a strange scene in front of him:

From the ceiling, a little bit of light spills out of nothingness, hitting the eyelids, blooming like water droplets lapping on the surface of a calm lake. Then, the dark background began to appear auroras, wisps of wisps, floating in the high sky, like the earth's gauze tent on a summer night, like a breeze blowing the lace curtains by the window, like a drop of grease on the water surface under the sun, and like a free and easy colored bird.

They turn from green to blue, from blue to purple, and from purple to red...... Finally stabilized in white.

"It's weird, the physics teacher said that it is impossible for the aurora to be white. ”

At this moment,

Yikes!

He heard the music on his phone flicker for a second, and the next lullaby played. And then began, and his sleep.

"There's an itch in my eyes. ”

It was his last thought before going to bed.

......

In the morning, horsepower woke up.

He subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, and found that his movements were not very flexible, not only weak, but his right hand was like wearing a fat black glove, furry.

"What's going on?!"

There was no sleepiness at all, and he was about to sit up as soon as he was excited, but his body was a little clumsy, as if he hadn't woken up yet.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's in your own home!"

Through the glimmer of light through the gaps in the curtains, he saw the environment around him clearly, which was a three-third of an acre of land that he was familiar with.

However, when he wanted to get up and pee, the action of getting out of bed made him a little panicked, and he almost soaked his urine and spilled in his crotch.

"Fuck me, my legs, why are they so short?!" Ma screamed, and as soon as his voice came out, he quickly closed his mouth again, "Is this my voice?!ahh

That shouldn't be counting the neck.

"Where's my neck?!" he was completely confused, "is this in some kind of coat? Who is joking with me, Xiaojian? He doesn't have a house key!

As soon as I looked down, my pajamas and pajamas had been torn and turned into strips of rag hanging on my furry body, and the sheets were full of peeling dander and hair, roughly piled up into a human shape, exuding an unpleasant sour smell. He had given his breakfast to a homeless man at the garbage heap, and it tasted very similar to that man's.

"Baa~"

There was another exclamation, and he almost crawled to the living room, his paws making a tooth-aching creak on the floor.

There is a floor-to-ceiling mirror outside the bathroom in the living room.

"Big big panda?!fuck me!" 10,000 alpacas were galloping and roaring in Mali's heart, "What the hell is going on!? I'm just sleeping!"

In the floor-to-ceiling mirror, a cute giant panda is looking at himself stupidly with dark circles under his eyes and round eyes. It's just that he is a little thin, and he is wearing beggar's pajamas, which makes him look very embarrassed.

In this way, where is a national treasure, it is obviously a poor animal that has been abused in the circus.

He desperately scratched the exuberant hair on his body with his hands, oh no, with his paws, and tragically found that those were not prop costumes, but a part of his body, because the scratched place was quite comfortable, and it seemed that human dander was falling off!

The hairy muscular ass began to rub back and forth on the wall unconsciously.

"Dream dream, I must be dreaming! The lullaby is full of animal sounds and thunderstorms, and it must have been brought into the dream!" he forced himself to calm himself as he felt the comfort on his buttocks, "Maybe I'm drooling on the bed right now!"

As for the unreliable thing that pain can wake people up from a dream, he didn't believe it. It was already obvious that such an outrageous thing was happening in front of me, whether it was a dream or not! Besides, I pricked the soft flesh pad in my palm with my sharp claws several times, which was comparable to acupuncture! I still didn't mean to wake up at all.

"I can't listen to this ghost music in the future, and if I have this kind of dream again, I have to have paranoia!"

He secretly made up his mind to delete the music as soon as he woke up, while trying to find a way to regain his senses.

"That's right, jump off the building!"

He remembered the scene in the famous sci-fi film "Inception", and a strong sense of falling is the only way to wake people up from their dreams!

He has always believed in this movie scene, because he has dreamed many times at night that the bed suddenly collapses and then falls from infinity, which makes him suddenly wake up from his sleep.

Just do it, he lives on the tenth floor, according to Mr. Guo, a non-famous cross talk actor, the words of jumping down should be "Ah... Smack!", instead of "Smack, ahhh

Stopping against the wall, he turned from the mirror and climbed a few steps to the door.

But how do you open the door?

As soon as he began to think about this profound question, a strong hunger pang followed, and he did not expect that the hunger in his dream would be so terrifying.

"It must be that the brain is used too much, hey, read less online novels in the future! The mind is too active, and it is almost seen as a neurosis!" "Ma Li enlightened himself, and by the way, he tried to scratch the wall with his claws, trying to twist the handle of the security door.

With his body length of about 1.4 meters, it was easy to open the door when he stood up a little upright, but after tossing for a while, he found that his physical strength was a little too weird, and he didn't stand up after scratching it twice, only scratching a little bit of the wall.

As soon as he turned over and sat down with his back against the wall, he grinned and panted as he continued to make up his mind:

When I was a child, I always dreamed of being chased by ghosts, but I couldn't run, and my body was as soft as cotton. In the morning, I realized that the quilt was not properly covered, and the air was leaking from the back! I dreamed of looking for a toilet, but I couldn't find it again and again, and finally I found it, and when I urinated, I found that it was on the bed! This time I became a panda, and I was so hungry that I was overslept and hungry! How could a national treasure be hungry? I guess I could wake up after opening the door and eating something. If you don't wake up, you will jump off the building!"

Full marks for logic!

He couldn't even think about why he knew he was dreaming in his dreams.

Finally, a trembling paw scratched the anti-theft doorknob and was about to unscrew it.

He seemed to see that as soon as he pushed the door, there was an infinite view outside: there were mountains of chicken legs and cola spicy crayfish beckoning to him, and there was a cute maid dressed loli to provide shrimp peeling service.

I'm afraid this is the ultimate dream of otaku, right?!

"Are you awake?"

At this moment, a child's greeting frightened him softened his paws and lay on the brown insoles in front of the door.

He wanted to shout "Who are you, who are you!?", but unfortunately the sound of milk was still milky, similar to the "bleating" sound of a sheep.

He was almost overwhelmed by this dream.

"According to your earthly translation, my name is 'Nyolai,' and you can call me that. What's your name?"

"What? What's your name? Do you understand what I'm saying?" "Mali's eyes fluttered, and he felt like his worldview was beginning to crumble. Although the dreams are absurd, this one is a bit too much now!

"Of course I understand, I'm inside you. With my ability, according to your language system, it is more appropriate to call it 'such as lai'. ”

"Proper?!"

Is this a special 'dream in a dream that you can't wake up from?' Ma Li feels that this lyric is very suitable for his current self.

This dream is a bit too sophomore! I'm a sophomore in high school, not a sophomore in junior high school!

As for the name!

I read it so well, but I can be male and female, and there is a famous saying through the ages, "Lu Yao knows that the horsepower is insufficient, and the people's hearts are not ancient for a long time" as a source and the name of the power unit, how can he tell him casually?

Xiaojian's full name is Zhen Jian, and when he hears the name, he is chic and talented. Generally, vulgar fans are not worthy of this kind of man, so Xiaojian is still a pure virgin at the age of eighteen.

Wake up!, he begged to himself, but unfortunately he didn't have a waking guide.