Chapter 2: The Wisdom Virus
"If you come to this name, I'm afraid you can't afford it, right?"
Since this dream was so absurd, and begging was unsuccessful, Ma Li simply let go.
"I am a pure energy body intelligence virus from the Andromeda galaxy light chaser civilization, I have blocked the information within five hundred light years around your earth for 100 years, you have 100 years to evolve, otherwise you will perish with me. β
The little kid's voice made him feel more and more that he had been poisoned by those online novels.
"Information within 500 light-years? Will I die? Will I die in 100 years?"
"Yes, not only you, but the entire Earth will die. The little kid's words became more and more ridiculous, if it wasn't in a dream, Ma Ma would have played on his little brother, let him know that some jokes can't be made!
"Do you think pandas can live for 100 years?" said Mali, scoffing.
"If you follow my method, you can live for at least 100,000 years if you succeed. β
What made Ma Ma unbearable was that this little kid actually began to pretend to be a magic stick lightly.
"100,000 years? No, I'll borrow another 500 years from heaven. I'll kill you turtle grandson!
What a special insult to people's intelligence!
But his raised claws froze in the air only a few times.
A golden light the size of a soybean flew out from the center of his cute panda head, and it was quietly suspended thirty centimeters in front of him!
A few seconds later, the golden mangs flashed and drilled back.
"I can only prove that this time, it's very energy-consuming, can you stop making trouble. The little kid gasped.
"I've never had such a real dream, and I don't want to wake up. Mali shook his head and lowered his claws in frustration, his IQ as if it had to be topped up.
"You're not dreaming, I changed the planet three months ago. β
"Listen to you, I spent three months in bed to become a panda?"
"Yes, the incubation period of atavism in humans on Earth is long and short, but the longest is three months. β
"I won't mess with you anymore, although it is very real, but you are my most hated dream. Horsepower got up and continued to scratch the doorknob. He began to panic a little in his heart for no apparent reason, which he blamed on hunger.
Thankfully, the little boy's voice fell silent, as if it had never appeared.
"Squeak~"
The security door was finally pushed open.
The sound made Ma Ma even more frightened, he rented this two-bedroom apartment, and he heard the beautiful landlady say that it had only been handed over for less than a year, and this door was almost brand new! He had maliciously speculated several times that if the beautiful landlady came in in the middle of the night to steal instant noodles, he was afraid that he would not know about it! For this reason, he also wanted to go to the small shelves of the cash register of the convenience store to buy some protective measures to protect himself.
It's just a dream, but is it so real? That little kid said that for three months, he even cooperated so much with the door!
The black panda's eyes peeked out through the half-open doorβ
There were no mountains of chicken legs and hemp outside the door, and certainly no coke. There is a thick layer of dust on the ground, and it seems that it is not only the security door that will cooperate.
Turn right when you go out, there is a window next to the elevator aisle, the edge of the window is not high, one meter away. In order to prevent accidents, a 50-centimeter-high guardrail was added to this side of the house, and a pot of oranges was placed in the gap between the guardrail and the window, which had withered and yellowed leaves.
Ma Ma endured the feeling of weakness, and moved to the edge of the window with a cat's walk on all fours, and tried to clasp the guardrail with his front paws, but he could only reach the top of the guardrail when he stood up, and now he was so thin that his chest was close to his back, almost like the leaves of the pot of oranges, how could he climb up.
"If you jump from here, I'll need to use up a week's worth of energy to heal your injuries. I won't be able to help you for the next week, you have to think about it. The haunting voice of the little kid reappeared in Mali's head.
"I've thought about it, I'll wake up and eat something first, and then I'll come back to play with you in my dreams when I'm full of food and drink!Ah yes, do you want me to bring anything?"
The little kid didn't answer, and Ma Ma felt that his body was light, and there was a slight golden glow on his body, and he actually passed the railing lightly and came to the windowsill!
"Nima, can it be more magical!" he snorted to himself, but his eyes saw a big hole in the window glass, and he couldn't help but pause. Lowering his head and looking behind the potted plant, he noticed that a huge sparrow was lying on its side on an artificial marble platform, with dry fur and tightly clawed claws, and it looked like it had been dead for some days.
How big is it? about the size of an adult eagle.
If he hadn't been familiar with this bird when he had beaten dozens or hundreds of sparrows with a slingshot in the village as a child, he would probably have mistaken this thing for a martyred eagle.
"I can't do it anymore, I'm going to be an idiot!"
I don't know if I was hungry or scared, and I broke the window handle with trembling hands.
The cool breeze blew to drive away the stuffiness under the thick bear's skin, and he couldn't help but spit out his pink tongue, like a dog running wild under the scorching sun.
A skinny panda like a big horse monkey sits on the windowsill on the tenth floor and watches the scenery.
Looking down at the height of the tenth floor, which was a little dizzy, the horsepower stepped on the window edge, and almost without hesitation, he twisted his fat ass and jumped over, flying out in a lying position, ready to land to meet the beautiful real life.
"Farewell, damn nightmare!"
About three seconds,
"Bang!"
Then a "baa !!" ecstasy scream echoed over the community.
......
"I don't listen, I don't listen, it's not true, it's not true!"
Half an hour later, the sound of horsepower "bleating" cries floated under the empty residential building, and on the grass next to it, there was a large bear-shaped pit with an elegant posture.
"No, I'm only seventeen years old, and I'm still a virgin! I want to be a man! The beautiful landlady hasn't come to steal my instant noodles yet!Baa~~~"
"Let's go back first, I sense that it's not safe nearby. The little kid's voice sounded weak.
"You let me die, I might as well die if I eat bamboo every day!" Ma Ma struggled to get up, wiped the blood foam from the corners of his mouth with his paws, and looked around with his big head, ready to sacrifice his life heroically, "Where is it not safe?"
"A hundred meters behind you, in the bush, there's a teddy. β
"Teddy, hey, are you Rulai or Hulai!?" If the other party stood in front of him, Ma Li would have spewed a mouthful of bloody spittle.
"It's coming, see for yourself. β
Before the words fell, the leaves rustled behind Ma Li, and he hurriedly turned the bear's head, a hundred meters away, looking at each other:
He clearly saw that it was indeed a Teddy.
A super big teddy, almost two meters tall, was grinning his big salivating mouth and running towards him in a cheerful posture.
The horsepower climbed up at a speed far beyond the normal panda, flew with four paws, and slipped into the corridor with a smoke, and the sign of "green grass has life" next to the grass was slapped ten meters away by him.
In the elevator, he grinned and pressed the button with his paws, and the bear's paw slapped it, and the lights on seven or eight floors turned on at the same time.
Fortunately, the elevator stopped on the second floor, otherwise it wouldn't know if it was going to eat me or would... οΌ
Thinking of Teddy's nickname, the horsepower chilled.
"Hey, you're not there, Rulai?"
"In. β
"How did this dog grow so big! I, a panda! Seventeen years old! Only one meter and four heads! Are you an intelligent person or a mentally retarded body!"
"You can scold me again. β
"Uhhh Ha ha... It's a nice weather!" Horsepower Bear looked up at the ceiling, his heart full of thousands of giant alpacas trampling on his pride.