Xiao Shandong, who knew that he was "deeply guilty", didn't dare to meet Ming Erwa for a few days, and Ming Erwa gritted his teeth with hatred and swore to kill the two of them when they met, otherwise Ma Tianjiao took the initiative to reconcile with himself!

Xiao Shandong, who had already skipped class for two days, and Tongue Clamp didn't dare to escape for the third day, and the two of them walked sneakily together with their heads down, trying to sneak into the classroom through the back door along the wall. Ming Erwa pretended not to see it, and when the two of them sat down in the corner of the back row of the classroom, they laughed and jumped up three times to block the way.

"Hahaha! The cat is a cat, and it runs off the horse's head!"

The two hurriedly begged for mercy, how could the second baby be willing to let them go easily, "No, you two must die, you must!"

"Can you get a suspended sentence?" Xiao Shandong looked really scared.

"Slow down for a long time?"

"200 years. ”

"Dream! I must-immediately-immediately-swallow myself to thank the world!" Ming Erwa was so angry that her voice was a little out of tune.

Xiao Shandong straightened his waist and glanced at the tongue, "Then there is no way, you forced us." ”

"Indeed~True!"

Ming Erwa looked at them vigilantly, "What are you two going to do?"

"It doesn't hurt anyway, you just close your eyes and it's over. ”

"Good~, listen-obedient!"

Ming Erwa shuddered and knew that there was absolutely no good thing, and it was not suitable to stay here for a long time!

"I suddenly decided to forgive you, not for example!"

"We've decided not to forgive you!"

Xiao Shandong tied Ming Erwa to death, pinched his tongue and took out the hemp rope and tape that had been prepared and tied him into a big zongzi, and then sealed his mouth with tape.

Ming Erwa couldn't move or open her mouth, so she could only protest with a strange gurgling sound coming out of her throat, but how did he know that this was just the beginning.

Xiao Shandong held his chin and looked at Ming Erwa on the ground like an artist, "I suddenly had a bold idea, just take the cartoon route, and the girl is easier to accept." ”

"High, real~ is high!" The tongue clipping is not deliberately imitating Hu Hansan, he really has to talk in a tone because of his stammer.

......

I can't remember how long it has been, but Xiao Shandong and his tongue wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, admiring their "work" with a sense of accomplishment. Ming Erwa's eyes changed from anger - horror - begging - crying and laughing - dying and struggling - life without love, until she became a dead pig at this moment, not afraid of boiling water.

"You have to understand our hard work, and if you are seriously ill, you must take drastic medicine! Maybe I and my tongue will still hurt you?"

Ming Erwa nodded wildly, this was one of the few messages he could convey clearly. Xiao Shandong understood that persuasion education had failed for him, and that surgery directly to the lesion was needed.

The "work" was carried outside the door of Ma Tianjiao's classroom, and Xiao Shandong and Tongue Clamp knocked on the door a few times before running away, hiding in the corner of the corridor to peek. Soon the door of the classroom was opened, and there was a neat exclamation and then a deathly silence in the classroom, and then there began to be continuous sounds of chirping scissors, combs, dentures, chins, etc. falling to the ground, and only two lines of tears flowed from the corners of Ming Erwa's eyes......

The "work" was packaged as an inferior gift, a few bundles of ribbons and a huge bow were wrapped around Ming Erwa's head to fill the number, and the whole body was embellished with radish flowers, cucumber strips, and winter melon slices cut out of the mold, and a huge note was pasted on the chest, which was crookedly written: Ma Tianjiao, either accept my gift of love or let me die!

The writing is ugly enough, but it is just enough to make people see clearly, and someone actually practices himself for Ma Tianjiao, which is more eye-catching than the "work" itself, and this person is the godfather-level boss Ming Dejun of the technical school, which makes the whole class dare to laugh and dare not laugh, and all of them set their eyes on Ma Tianjiao.

Where did Ma Tianjiao enjoy this kind of treatment, he was already so moved that he didn't look like a man, and he stood up and rushed towards Ming Erwa. Ming Erwa couldn't move and couldn't speak, looking at Ma Tianjiao who was running towards her, her eyes were full of horror-

Boom!

Sure enough, Ma Tianjiao couldn't stop the car, holding Ming Erwa and both fell to the ground. Regardless of the pain, Ma Tianjiao took out the scissors and untied Ming Erwa, and was about to give a warm kiss, but Ming Erwa turned over and pressed the ground and slapped her ass a few times.

Ming Erwa tore off the tape on her mouth and gasped and scolded: "Melon, melon mother-in-law, murder your husband?"

Ma Tianjiao was stunned for a moment, and his backhand was a shovel on Ming Erwa's head. "You dare to hit me?"

Ming Erwa didn't say a word, dragged her over, pressed her under her, and beat her ass again, so that her false eyelashes like peach blossoms flashed faster than a money counter.

"Is it comfortable to be beaten by the children of civilians?"

Ma Tianjiao nodded wildly and sent countless autumn waves, and goosebumps sprinkled all around. In the distance, Xiaoshan and the tongue suddenly realized at this moment, it turned out that the secret of chasing the girl and the baby was really dead skin and bravery, and it was best to add a little violence. The two of them inadvertently verified this mastery, and their nostrils were wide open with excitement.

*************

Although the final result is gratifying, Xiao Shandong and Jian Tongue are still uncertain when facing Ming Erwa. Ming Erwa glanced at the two of them, snorted coldly with her nose and eyes, and said, "Don't look at the pleading for the two of you, you two are already dead!"

"I~ I said that the second baby turned this corner~ bend!" The tongue straightened up with relief. Xiao Shandong wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "The main thing is that he is stingy, it seems that the power of love is great!"

"What a great man, the capital crime can be avoided, and the only way out for the two of you is financial compensation. Two hundred mental damage fees for one person, bring it!" Ming Erwa spread her hands.

"Two hundred?!" the tongue clamped at this moment to speak unprecedentedly fluently, "Then I choose to die, you kill me!"

"Are you crazy about money?"

Xiao Shandong reached out to find Ming Erwa's forehead, and was pushed away by Ming Erwa's palm.

"It's the price that is shouted is the money, do you say the number?"

"One piece two, one penny more, Lao Tzu will die!" The tongue clamped like Bruce Lee, his eyes and hands were separated, and the green tendons on his neck skyrocketed.

Xiao Shandong added, "It's not one person and two ha, it's a total of one and two of us!"

Ming Erwa patted the pockets of her whole body when she heard this, and pinched her tongue thinking that he was looking for a kitchen knife again, "What are you going to do?"

Ming Erwa took out two five-yuan bills from her trouser pocket and handed one to each person, "I don't want the money, I'll give you two and five yuan each to handle the funeral, and Lao Tzu will get rid of you two mongrels now!"

"Two~twenty should be okay?"

The tongue began to stutter again, and Ming Erwa continued to rummage through the kitchen knife without even looking at him.

"Fifty!"

Xiao Shandong's heart-rending bid, Ming Erwa ignored him and continued to look for it.

"Eighty, no more points!"

Ming Erwa didn't speak, she had already seen the handle of the knife.

"Ninety-three pieces, two cents and eight!" Xiao Shandong was about to cry.

Ming Erwa finally stopped rummaging, but held the handle of the knife tightly with her right hand.

"Why did you come up with such a price?"

"You can ask Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can spend money to buy one that you can't count?" Xiao Shandong said hatefully.

"Yes, bring it!"

Ming Erwa spread her hands again, and Xiao Shandong and Tongue Clamp reluctantly took out a hundred yuan and threw it over.

"Take it and buy medicine, eat your shit!"

"Oh, it's so hard to count!hahahaha......" Ming Erwa pulled away the banknote and raised it above her head to check the authenticity, smiling inhumanly.

"Make up the money!"

"One person sent you six pieces and two pieces, hahaha...... Two silly pigs!" Ming Erwa pulled out a soft plastic kitchen knife model from the desk and dangled it in front of the two, laughing so much that tears flowed out.

"A bastard!" Xiao Shandong and his tongue beat his chest and scolded, and a sly smile hung on the corner of Ming Erwa's mouth, "I won't take your money in vain, and I will introduce a top-notch goods (beauty) to one of you as compensation?"

The two of them instantly made a 180-degree turn, and stepped forward to pinch their shoulders and beat their legs.

"Brother, it's not appropriate to speak!"

"Climb, climb, are Chun Tao and Xiao Yue'er suitable?" asked Ming Erwa with a smile.

"It's the right one, it's the right one, it's miserable!hey, hey, hey......"

"Really, Erwa, I'm so simple, I can't stand these stimuli!"

"Then I won't irritate you. ”

"That's not what I meant!" Xiao Shandong suppressed Ming Erwa and didn't let him get up, and persistently pushed him loosely.

"I mean, what are you going to do to get us to get it?"

Xiao Shandong is not stupid, he is still wary that this is Ming Erwa's revenge, so he will listen to Ming Erwa's method first to see if he is playing with them.

Ming Erwa pointed to Xiao Shandong with a little envious and jealous expression and said, "This is what Ma Tianjiao whispered to me, and I was taken advantage of by your two mongrels." ”

Xiao Shandong's eyes lit up, "What's cheap?"

"Didn't Ma Tianjiao always think that we were Gao, Gan, Zi, and Brother, Chun Tao and Xiao Yue'er also thought so, those two melon mothers still wanted to climb high branches, hahaha......"

"They didn't watch 630 every day, and if they saw it, they were going to be put into a gang fight?"

"These good-looking girls are not your mother, which one would like to watch 630 every day, and others are watching a fashionable channel like MTV. But you also have to hurry up, and if you can't keep the others in order, you have to talk about it. ”

"What about it?"

"You're a pig!" Ming Erwa was a handy board, "Cook the raw rice first, I'm not a goof, the result?"

"That's right! first cook the raw rice and cook the rice!"

"I'm going to use a high~ pressure cooker to press!"

Ming Erwa lowered her voice and said, "You two should clarify your goals first." ”

Xiao Shandong blushed and said with some embarrassment: "I prefer the sex of Chun Peach, the sex hehehe, hehe...... Don't laugh at me!"

"Xiao Yue'er is also~ will be on it, small ~ little birds are more dependent. ”

"People have long had their hearts, you can't expect Chun Tao and Xiao Yue'er to take the initiative to ask for suicide like Ma Tianjiao's crazy woman!