Chapter 11 The slut looks at the arrow
The mistake of clipping the tongue in the show drove the host and director crazy, but amused the audience in front of the TV. The common people of China are so cute, they are pleasing to the eye, they are pleasing to the eye, and if they are not pleasing to the eye, they don't want to be godsons to others. The last unintentional sentence of the tongue "I am more afraid of seeing the camera than seeing the sharp knives of criminals" instantly brought back all the previous oolongs, so that the people only remembered two people in the end, one is Liming who looks like Zhao Chuan, and the other is a chivalrous mentally retarded sister.
After experiencing this incident, the biggest gain of the three is to fully understand the essence of the phrase "the brave wins when they meet on a narrow road", in the past, fighting with others always stayed at the low-level stage of weighing the victory and defeat with the number of people, and now the three of them have an incomparably strong psychological advantage and actual combat experience, it is no exaggeration to say that as long as it is not an enemy of one hundred and three people, they will be proud of the opponent with a contemptuous sneer.
The follow-up impact of the Righteous and Courageous Incident is still playing a role, and the biggest beneficiaries are undoubtedly the school and Yu Shikun. Yu Shikun also finally talked about credit, not only gave a pleasant monthly hush money, but also gave enough dry goods in terms of teaching skills. The key to learning a skilled job such as a chef depends on the master, and in addition to the hard work of the technique, the key depends on whether the master is willing to point you. In fact, each dish has a hidden finishing touch, and if you only follow the standard operating procedures on the menu, it is not distinctive, and the difference between students and chefs, chefs and masters is the finishing touch. This stroke of the master does not teach the disciple to understand for a lifetime, and a little break can immediately make the same dish stand out in terms of color and flavor.
For example, many housewives have been cooking in the kitchen all their lives, but they can't understand why the chili oil at home never has the fragrance of the restaurant, and no matter how they try to add all kinds of spices, they will eventually fail, and there are still thousands of housewives who do not know the secret.
From student to chef, Master will show you how to make a spice packet, add sliced ginger and green onion to the boiling oil, and then let the oil flow to the right temperature.
From the chef to the celebrity chef stage, the master will tell you to throw away all the spice packets, and it is strictly forbidden to add any ginger slices and green onions to the boiling oil, and directly pass the oil.
From the stage of celebrity chef to master, Master will tell you the real right way. What kind of chili pepper is used, the thickness of the ground into powder, what kind of oil is used, burn until black smoke emits, and overoil when the oil temperature is at its highest.
It is this last link that stumped everyone, we all know that the oil temperature is high and the chili flour will be mushy, how can it be too oily when the oil temperature is so high?
The answer is water, sprinkle water on the chili noodles first so that it will not be mushy, and the high oil temperature will completely release the aroma of the chili noodles. Seeing this, do you think you have mastered all the secrets of making red oil? There is a more unimaginable procedure, without going through this procedure, all the work before is in vain, this procedure is to put the red oil after the oil must not be stirred and let it stand overnight, and the next day the aroma is fragrant and the soup is very bright.
Water and standing overnight are the finishing touches to making red oil, who would have realized?
Yu Shikun actually taught the finishing touch of each dish to the three of them, which even Ming Erwa didn't expect. Not only that, Yu Shikun also began to teach the three of them how to design the menu of the banquet, and told them what to value separately from the banquet and the meal. Where is this a training course for a third-level chef, this is simply Yu Shikun building another self.
But God is fair, if the master is all over the street, can he still be called a master? The three of them have their own levels of understanding, and Ming Erwa has the most talent for being a chef compared to the other two, so she absorbs the most nutrients, and can reach Yu Shikun's skill of one or two percent. Xiao Shandong and Jian Tongue have mediocre qualifications, at most they are just a shape, and they can't even reach Yu Shikun's half-percent skill. Even so, the three of them stand out among the students, and they have the loneliness of being cold from a high place.
But if the second baby is not in a high place, he will be lonely, and his heart is at a very low trough. He had imagined countless times that his first time must be as beautiful as a picture, accompanied by picturesque beauties, and a half-day leisure in the forest attic. The flowers are full of gums and are not as beautiful as the beauty of the orchid, the soft whisper of the vow of love, the panic with anticipation, the sweetness in the youth, every second is worth cherishing for a lifetime.
And the reality is that he has no impression of his first time at all, he doesn't know what method the demon girl Ma Tianjiao used to take away his first time, how can he not feel the kind of thing that he will be drunk and be awakened by urine? This is clearly being raped, at least it is also rape, seduction, deception, and rape......
The most shameless thing is that Ma Tianjiao actually came for the identity of a senior cadre, a son, and a younger brother, Ming Erwa experienced the taste of being hurt by a woman for the first time in his life, and he was sad and sad for Ma Tianjiao. From that day on, every time he passed by the classroom of the beauty salon class, he deliberately passed by quickly without squinting, in fact, he hoped to hear Ma Tianjiao's voice calling him, but unfortunately not once.
The more Ming Erwa felt sad, the more she hated herself, and finally couldn't hold back her tears in front of the two dead friends to accuse Ma Tianjiao of all kinds of evil deeds.
"Is it tolerable or unbearable!" Xiao Shandong's appearance is very similar to Yang Zirong in "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", "An ugly woman-"
Syllable!
Ming Erwa was handy, "Ugly your mother, you are very well-behaved after removing your makeup!"
The tongue immediately criticized Ming Erwa seriously, "Ming~ German classmates, you want this kind of thinking, or not! People have to look inside, and the beauty of the soul is the real ~ The real beauty, can you only pay attention to the appearance?"
"I don't know if she's beautiful in her heart, but it's very good outside her soul anyway!"
Tongue clamping and Xiao Shandong swallowed saliva when they heard it, and stepped forward together to ask Ming Erwa: "There is a good Ba Shi, have you been addicted?"
Bang!
Ming Erwa gave a tongue clip and a board to Xiao Shandong's buttocks, "A mongrel, you two are still human!"
"That's what you're wrong, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes—"
Before Xiaoshan finished speaking, he was scolded by Ming Erwa, "You turtle has the ability to go out without clothes, cat!"
"Words~ Words can't be said tenderly," he touched his chin and retorted: "You~ Do you have the ability not to take your brother out?"
Ming Erwa was stunned after hearing this, and then began to rummage around the desk for something, and asked weakly: "What are you looking for~ looking for?"
"I'm looking for a kitchen knife to hack you shitty bastard!" replied Ming Erwa angrily.
Whoosh –
A strong wind brought up a few confetti on the ground and fell in front of Ming Erwa's eyes, and the two feet with the tongue in the distance flew up and down happily in the air, bringing up a lock of green smoke and running into the distance......
Xiao Shandong secretly screamed that it was not good and was ready to slip away, Ming Erwa's eyes were fast, and the kitchen knife was already in his hand, and he was chopping on the desk with a "click", and it was inserted straight, and the black knife body was still trembling and faintly emitting a dragon groan.
"Count your turtle running fast!" Xiao Shandong dusted off the ash of his crotch and trousers, very indignant.
Ming Erwa put her hands in front of her and glanced at him obliquely, "Lao Tzu was beaten up by the cousins and ate your two colors, happy and miserable, huh?"
"Erwa, are you content, I want to meet this kind of good thing when I am beaten up by the cousins!" Xiao Shandong said heartbrokenly.
"The key is that she originally thought that Lao Tzu was a high-level cadre, a son, and a brother, this is so good!" Ming Erwa felt a faint pain in her heart.
"I wish which mother-in-law was tender to come to me to pick up my skin, you are a full man and I don't know how hungry a hungry man is!"
"Lao Tzu has a friend like you, and I don't have a word of concern. ”
"Okay, I'll care about you, you should think about it-" Xiao Shandong said seriously: "Fortunately, you are not a high-level cadre, a son, a brother, if she is a stepmother sooner or later, you will be with your old man at that time?"
"Slut look at the arrow!" a signature pen flew towards Xiaoshan.
"Don't look!" Xiao Shandong ran away without looking back.