Chapter 2: Don't pretend to be a donor

For a fortune teller at a roadside stall, the man in sunglasses has never met such a beautiful and wealthy customer, and this Mo Qingwu is not an ordinary lady at first glance, which can be seen from the tall bodyguards she brought.

"Are you really a master?"

The man in sunglasses looked at Ye Ye with question marks all over his head.

He couldn't figure out that the master was dressed so nondescript for Mao, and he couldn't even afford to eat for Mao, could he be a rural non-mainstream master?

Ye Ye nodded solemnly and said.

"Of course, as I said, poor monks never pretend to be forced. ”

After speaking, he pretended to look at Mo Qingwu and said.

"Amitabha, female benefactor, okay?"

Of course, Mo Qingwu knew what Ye Ye was asking, and she said with a blushing face.

"Alright, alright, master hurry up and get in the car, I have something to ask you to help with. ”

At this time, a middle-aged woman also stepped down from the off-road vehicle, she was wearing high heels, twisting her waist, and then looked at Ye Ye a few times and said.

"Qingwu, this is the master you are talking about, how do you feel like a little liar, what are you wearing! Is it a monk or a Taoist?"

Hearing the woman's words, Ye Ye said with one hand folded.

"Poor monks are two-in-one talents, Master said, the fierce competition in the city is popular part-time, the so-called art is not pressing, good, good, good......"

Although Ye Ye has never seen the market in the mountains, his ability to fool people and his kung fu with ghosts are absolutely first-class, and he has won the true inheritance of the old monk, and there is a tendency to be better than the blue.

As a result, the middle-aged woman pouted and said.

"What a two-in-one talent, I think it's a wonder, let's go quickly, don't waste time." ”

Of course Mo Qingwu wouldn't give up like this, she said very firmly.

"Auntie, I'm going to take him to see grandpa. ”

The middle-aged woman Mo Chou shook her head and said.

"They won't let you bring such a person in, this is a little kid, and he still sees a doctor, I think he himself is mentally ill, and it's not light. ”

As a result, the two could not reach a consensus at all.

In the end, Mo Chou couldn't help it, so Mo Qingwu had to sigh and say.

"Okay, I'll try my best to help you then, so that you can have a chance, but if you mess up, the whole family will laugh at you, and if you don't mess up, I'll kick you out, you can think clearly. ”

Mo Qingwu nodded very seriously, and seeing this scene, Mo Chou had no choice but to wave his hand and say.

"Then I'll go first, Xiao Liu will leave it to you, remember that there is only one chance. ”

After speaking, Mo Chou drove away.

Xiao Liu is the tall and mighty bodyguard, at this moment, he is observing Ye Ye through his sunglasses, because he is a little curious about how this white and pure non-mainstream monk got Mo Qingwu's attention, he has a body of muscles, he can split six bricks at a time, Mo Qingwu has not even said an extra word to himself.

At this time, Ye Ye's stomach suddenly screamed, and he said with some embarrassment.

"Donor, the poor monk is indeed a little hungry, can we negotiate the price first, pay the poor monk a little money in advance, and let the poor monk go eat something first?"

Mo Qingwu didn't see Ye Ye too clearly last night, but now seeing his clear eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, and delicate face, the more he looked, the more he felt that he was really good-looking, so he said with a smile.

"It's just right, it's not early, we also have to eat, the car I called will come soon, we'll talk while eating for a while. ”

As she spoke, she motioned for Ye Ye to walk towards the intersection.

Ye Ye thought about it, but still put away the paper on the ground, and then turned his head to look at the man in sunglasses and said.

"This benefactor, remember to keep this position for the poor monk, and I will come back to you. ”

In Ye Ye's opinion, following the man in sunglasses to make money is the long-term solution, because he once heard the master say that living in a hotel, drinking water, and doing everything in the city all cost money.

After Ye Ye left, the man in sunglasses looked confused.

"Is this really a master? I'm afraid it won't be a liar, but it's also a liar, why is the gap so big?"

He picked up the mineral water and poured it violently, feeling a little lost in his heart.

Soon, Ye Ye was taken into a restaurant by Mo Qingwu.

Mo Qingwu felt that she should show some sincerity, so she chose a good restaurant, she was usually reluctant to come, the luxurious mess in the hotel made Ye Ye, who had never seen the market, feel as if he had come to the fairy palace, he Liu Grandma Liu looked curiously everywhere when he entered the Grand View Garden, of course, he didn't dare to show too much, he was worried that he would be looked down upon by the customer, and the price would be difficult to negotiate after a while.

After sitting down, Mo Qingwu first ordered a few dishes casually, and then looked at Ye Ye and asked.

"Master, in addition to helping to heal the sick, I also want to ask you to help exorcise ghosts, will you?

Hearing Mo Qingwu's words, Xiao Liu, the bodyguard standing on the side, was full of contempt.

"A monk who dares to agree without even knowing what to do, and a young lady who dares to invite without even knowing what the other party will do, these two goods are enough for two. ”

As soon as Mo Qingwu asked, Ye Ye immediately started business.

He said with a serious expression.

"Exorcism of poor monks is indeed good at it, but exorcism is different from curing, fortune-telling, and reading feng shui, and it is likely to be dangerous, so the cost will be more expensive. ”

When she heard that the cost was relatively expensive, Mo Qingwu was also a little unsure, because although she was from the Mo family, her identity was embarrassing, and she was a student, so she was not very rich, she asked a little worriedly.

"How much does the master charge?"

Ye Yan was thinking quickly in his heart, he felt that this woman could take him to such a good place to eat, she should be quite rich, and she definitely wanted a little more.

So, he made a very high appearance and said lightly.

"This kind of business, how can it cost two hundred yuan, less than this amount, the poor monk will not sell. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "bang!" sound.

Xiao Liu didn't stand firmly, his head had already hit the door, and Mo Qingwu also opened his mouth wide and didn't close it for a long time.

"It's so serious, I didn't dare to come out of the atmosphere, and in the end I came for two hundred yuan, I thought I wanted the lion to open his mouth and ask me for hundreds of thousands?"

Mo Qingwu almost scolded in his heart.

Ye Ye looked at Mo Qingwu's expression and mistakenly thought that he wanted more, because when he and his master exorcised ghosts for the villagers, they generally only charged fifty or one hundred yuan, of course, it was five yuan in his hand, and as for how much his master collected from those foreign guests, Ye Ye didn't know at all, anyway, no matter how much money he charged, the last thing in his hand was five yuan.

Therefore, Ye Ye said with some uncertainty in his heart.

"That, if the donor thinks it's expensive, the price is negotiable, and it's okay for the poor monk to give a discount. ”

As a result, Mo Qingwu hurriedly said.

"No, no, the price is very fair, if you can really help grandpa drive away the possessed ghost, I'll add another fifty to you, how about making up two hundred and five?"

Hearing that there would be more money, Ye Ye immediately said with a smile.

"The poor monk thanked the donor first, good, good. ”

Then, Ye Ye said proudly.

"Can the donor pay the poor monk a hundred in advance? I invited the donor for this meal, and it can be regarded as a good fate. ”

After Ye Ye finished speaking, Mo Qingwu almost didn't vomit blood, and wanted to treat herself in this hotel for a hundred yuan, what about you play, the few dishes she just ordered, the cheapest one is also more than a hundred, so she hurriedly said with a smile.

"There's no need for a treat, the master might as well show his hands and let this girl see the master's methods. ”

At this time, Mo Qingwu realized that there was only one chance, in case Ye Ye, a master like a native specialty, really only had a level of two hundred yuan, wouldn't it be troublesome?

However, just when Ye Ye was trying to perform something, the door of the house was kicked open.

Then, several big men broke in.

"That's her, up. ”

After a few people came in, they couldn't help but rush to Mo Qingwu.

At this moment, Xiao Liu was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that after waiting for so long, the opportunity to pretend to be forced in front of Miss finally came, so he quickly stretched out his hand and said loudly.

"Stop, if you don't want to get hurt, get out of here. ”

As a result, the scarface who was the leader pouted and said.

"Get out of your sister, is it awesome to wear sunglasses? Think back then, Lao Tzu held two watermelon knives in his hands, cut from Heping Street to Minzhu Road, and chopped back and forth for three days and three nights, bleeding like a river, Lao Tzu didn't even blink an eye, believe it or not, from today to abolish you?"

Hearing Scarface's words, Ye Ye folded his hands and said.

"Donor, the poor monk advises you not to pretend to be forced, legend has it that my senior brother was hacked to death because of pretending to be forced......"

He wondered in his heart, why did the people in this city love to pretend to be the same as the people in the countryside?

Of course, Scarface wouldn't listen to Ye Ye's words, he said with a glare.

"Pretending to be forced, pretending to be an egg, do you still need to pretend?"

As he spoke, he smashed a punch at Xiao Liu, and Xiao Liu immediately threw a punch to block, but he didn't expect that the other party was just a false move, and the real attack was on the leg.

"Bang!"

Scarface kicked Xiao Liu's soft underbelly, and Xiao Liu fell to the ground with a bang, holding his stomach and turning into a lobster.

Mo Qingwu was frightened at this time, she originally thought that Xiao Liu looked powerful and powerful, and she should be able to fight, but she didn't expect to be so cowardly, she fell down in one move, and she quickly hid behind Ye Ye in fright.

Ye Ye said unhurriedly.

"Don't be afraid, as long as the donor gives another fifty yuan to the poor monk......"

Speaking of this, he looked at Scarface and the others again.

"Thirty yuan is enough, and the poor monk can help the donor settle this matter, do you think?"