Deep mountains, dilapidated temples, old monks and little monks in Taoist robes.

"Apprentice, the teacher has never told you the truth, in fact, the teacher is an immortal, he was relegated to the lower realm, he has lived in this immortal mountain for a long time to cultivate, and now he is cultivating to Tongtian, and he is going to return to the heavenly realm today, so from now on, you must go down the mountain. ”

The old monk looked at the apprentice and said earnestly.

The little monk said disdainfully.

"Master, can we not pretend to be forced? You are just a charlatan, it's okay to be abducted and cheated, when will you cultivate to the sky, and besides, the place where our birds don't shit is also considered a fairy mountain?"

The old monk's eyes widened suddenly.

"Fuck you, you turtle grandson......"

However, immediately after, he thought about it and said again.

"Forget it, today is a good day for the teacher to ascend to heaven, so I won't worry about you, mainly before leaving, the teacher is a little relieved for you!"

The little monk touched his bald head and said.

"This master, don't worry, the apprentice has won the true inheritance of the master, touching the yellow flower girl when touching the bones, eating the young woman's tofu when telling fortunes, peeking at the woman taking a bath when it is dark, these apprentices have learned, the only thing I can't understand is, why am I called Ye Ye, apprentice? ”

The old monk sighed and said.

As for your name, it is because it is night, and the teacher is pampering Widow Zhang, but the village chief pushed the door in, and the teacher reacted quickly, jumped out of the window and escaped, and was overjoyed, and shouted 'yes yes' excitedly, and happened to see you who were discarded at this time. ”

"The Buddha said, it's all fate!"

After speaking, the old monk touched the little monk's bald head and said.

"You also know that we are not serious monks, so for the teacher to get you a set of Taoist robes, for the teacher to go to this I don't know when you can come back, after you go to the mountain, if you feel that being a monk is easy to mix, continue to be a monk, think that being a Taoist priest is good to play, go to be a Taoist, it is really not good, you will return to the vulgar. ”

"By the way, this is your brother's contact information, originally you had three brothers, however, one of them pretended to be too forced and was killed by lightning, and the remaining two are when the mountains and rivers are exhausted, you can try them out, but they are not good birds, and they may not help you. ”

"In addition, you also have a long-lost wife, and the contact information is also here, but the matter of eating soft rice is not recommended by the teacher. ”

After speaking, the old monk handed the note to Ye Ye, and then said with his hands folded.

"Amitabha, I'm going!"

Seeing that the old monk was leaving, the little monk hurriedly grabbed him and said.

"Master, don't go, the apprentice only has five cents on him, leave me some coils before leaving." ”

As a result, the old monk said with a smile.

"Monks are all over the world, and it is vulgar to talk about money, besides, for the true inheritance given to you by the teacher, deceive, no, it must not be difficult to make some money, what else do you want, goodbye!"

After speaking, the old monk quickly disappeared.

……

After the master ascended to heaven, the little monk had no choice but to pack up his things and go down the mountain.

Walking in the mountains is a day and a night, at this moment the moonlight is thick, Ye Ye Ye walks on the moon, is about to find a cave, or a suitable branch to sleep for a while, suddenly heard the sound of "lala" water.

Ye Ye thought to himself, after being thirsty for a day, he finally had water to drink.

So, he sped through the woods, and then froze.

He saw a young lady of eighteen or nineteen years old standing naked in the water, with slender legs, white skin like jade, delicate facial features, curved eyebrows, and soft lips, like a fairy from the earth.

The young lady obviously didn't expect that a man would suddenly come out in the middle of the night, he was still a monk, although Ye Yechang was white and handsome, and a little cute, but after all, he was a man.

After pausing for a few seconds, the woman quickly covered her body with her arms in horror, and then said in horror.

"Where did the lewd monk come from, don't look at it. ”

Ye Ye also felt a little embarrassed, after all, every time she peeked at a woman taking a bath, she did it with the master, and this woman and the village girl in the mountains were obviously two grades, the village girl in the mountains was exposed to the wind and sun, and she had to work, and her skin was generally dark and rough, and this woman was white and bright, just like a peeled egg, which simply blinded his eyes that he had never seen the world.

However, Ye Ye still hurriedly put one hand together and said.

"Amitabha, good, good, it's the little monk who is rude, but in the little monk's opinion, the donor will soon have a bloody disaster, and it is accompanied by pain, this is a bottle of the little monk's standing pill, and the pain can be eliminated by taking a pain, so the little monk will not bother. ”

After speaking, Ye Ye gave a salute, and then glanced at the woman by the way, and then turned around and left with some reluctance.

"The women in the city are so white!"

Ye Ye sighed as he walked.

Mo Qingwu looked at the direction of Ye Ye's disappearance with some shock, she actually didn't expect Ye Ye to leave like this, she had been worried that Ye Ye would pounce just now, so she would have to shout, and then the people who came together would see her predicament, thinking about the scene when everyone saw that she was not wearing clothes, Mo Qingwu couldn't help but be afraid for a while.

Then, she felt a pain in her lower stomach and something running down her thigh......

"Really...... It's really coming......"

Mo Qingwu's eyes widened in surprise, she thought it was all incredible.

Fortunately, she brought all kinds of things with her, dealt with herself, and after getting dressed, Mo Qingwu picked up the pill left by Ye Ye.

"Does this thing really work?"

She muttered as she took the bottle into her arms, whether it worked or not, she wouldn't try it here, what if she fell unconscious after eating.

When she returned to the tent, she couldn't help but sigh.

They had come to the mountain to find an old god who was said to be very spiritual, but they found nothing but a ruined temple, which was not a good sign for them to continue.

Then, she felt that the pain in her stomach intensified, it was estimated that it was related to the fatigue of the past two days, and in an instant cold sweat covered her forehead, she looked at the bottle left by Ye Ye, and finally gritted her teeth and opened the mouth of the bottle, the fragrance of medicine was fragrant.

"Maybe it really works. ”

Smelling the fragrance of medicine, Mo Qingwu felt a lot of confidence in her heart, and she slowly poured out one and put it in her mouth.

"Hey, it really doesn't hurt anymore!"

After the pill entered her stomach, it immediately took effect, which surprised Mo Qingwu, and she instantly understood that this time she had met a master, and at the same time she regretted it, why did she let the little monk go just now.

She jumped to her feet, then rushed out of the tent.

"Auntie, auntie, find someone quickly...... Looking for someone......"

Of course, she couldn't find anyone, because Ye Ye had already gone away, and at the moment he was sleeping on the trunk of a big tree.

The next day, I walked a long way, and in the afternoon, Ye Ye arrived in Huadu.

The bustling world of Huadu really surprised Ye Ye, for Ye Ye, who was born and raised, he was very uncomfortable with the urban environment, and then his stomach screamed angrily.

Ye Ye found a restaurant and asked, but found that he couldn't buy anything for his five cents, so he decided to make some money to fill his stomach first.

He doesn't have any other skills, that is, he is good at looking, fortune telling, catching ghosts, curing diseases or something, but the usual business is brought by the master, and he is responsible for the work, so he doesn't know how to start at all, just when he was worried, he saw a person wearing sunglasses next to a park spread a red paper on the ground, which read, "Look at the face of the word, ancestral fortune-telling, you are not allowed to ask for money......

Ye Ye thought about it and took out a piece of paper, wrote four big words on it "the same as him", and then put the paper next to the man in sunglasses, and after putting it away, he drew an arrow on the paper for fear that others would misunderstand.

Seeing Ye Ye sitting cross-legged beside him, the man in sunglasses looked at him and laughed.

"Brother, you are hard enough to eat, but are you a monk or a Taoist?"

Ye Ye hurriedly folded his hands and said.

"The poor monk is very good at Buddhism, and he is also very proficient in Taoism, divination, good luck, catching ghosts, and doing everything, so he is both a monk and a Taoist. ”

After listening to Ye Ye's words, the man in sunglasses pursed his lips and said.

"Damn! I've seen someone pretending to be forced, but I've never seen you pretend to be so good, they're all peers, you and I pretend to be eggs. ”

As a result, Ye Ye said with his hands folded again.

"Donor, poor monks never pretend to be forced, when I am in the temple, I often accompany the master to receive big customers from the city, people call me master, what multinational group CEO, the mayor's daughter, the richest man in the city......"

The man in sunglasses really couldn't listen to it anymore, and he immediately interrupted Ye Ye to say.

"Then you're so awesome, what are you doing next to me?"

Ye Ye said honestly.

"I don't have money to eat, I'm so hungry!"

After he finished speaking, the man in sunglasses just drank a mouthful of water into his mouth, "poof!", and squirted out directly, he wiped his mouth and laughed.

"Amazing, amazing, it's been a long time since I've seen such a fresh and refined pretend. ”

At this moment, a limited-edition Porsche off-road vehicle suddenly stopped next to them, and a curling figure walked out.

"Master, I've found you. ”

Mo Qingwu looked at Ye Ye who was sitting cross-legged and said with a look of surprise.

At the same time, the mineral water in the man in the sunglasses fell to the ground with a "pop!".