Ma Tianjiao's final assessment was finally completed, and Ming Erwa sat for two hours before she completed her work. Without waiting for the examiner to speak, Ming Erwa asked first: "Will you push your bald head?"

Ma Tianjiao grimaced, "What do you mean?"

"Oh, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to praise you. I mean, you're cutting me so ugly, okay, and I'm going to make it bald. ”

As expected, Ma Tianjiao failed, but after the exam, Ma Tianjiao still invited Ming Erwa to dinner, and if he failed, the condition for being a model was to invite a hot pot, which was agreed in advance. Considering the reality of failing the pass, Ming Erwa promised to go to the banquet alone so as not to make matters worse for her.

Linjiangmen Dongzi hot pot is the old hot pot of the real Chongqing people, with wooden foot basins to sell vegetables on catties, the bottom of the pot has a thick flavor and a strong butter fragrance. Ming Erwa ordered a meat and vegetarian old three articles on the table, hairy belly, duck intestines, blood tablets, lotus white, bean sprouts, blood wang, and two bottles of cold beer are also considered merciful.

"Summarize the reasons well, learn a lesson, and strive to pass the make-up exam once, uh~~" Ming Erwa said with a wine burp, eating people with a short mouth and always having to say a few words.

Ma Tianjiao drew circles in the oil dish with chopsticks, and said stupidly: "I have found the reason, and I promise not to do it again next time." ”

"Yo, it's making a lot of progress! ”

"The model is ugly!"

Ming Erwa's chopsticks paused in the air for a few seconds, and suddenly put the chopsticks down and pulled up the throat tube and shouted: "Boss, add a waist flower!"

"A bastard!" Ma Tianjiao gritted his teeth and said: "Gao, the godson, the younger brother is also more and more wealthy (the more money, the more stingy), cheap!"

"Which eye do you have to see that I am a senior godson brother?" Ming Erwa couldn't cry or laugh.

Ma Tianjiao pursed his mouth, "I still pretend to be low-key, but in fact, I wish the whole world knew." ”

"Tender vegetables can't block your mouth?" said Ming Erwa with a frown.

"Eat, eat, eat, only know how to eat, have you ever heard of a swollen and stupid pus?"

"Hey, if I don't give you some color, I won't fall down!"

"Less batches, hands over, punch a cup. ”

"Void you?"

"Fill up!"

"Four seasons of wealth, Qixinggang is haunted, and the water rises at the intersection of the two roads......"

"The second sister is by the river, you want to do it, you lose, drink!"

......

The two of them drank from late evening until late at night, and there were more than a dozen beer bottles scattered on the ground. To Ming Erwa's surprise, Ma Tianjiao's amount of wine was surprisingly good, he thought that Ma Tianjiao would fight after a maximum of three or five bottles, but he didn't expect that he was so drunk that it was hard to swallow, but the more she drank, the more brave she became, and later she even thought that the boxing was too slow and wanted to take the bottle directly with Ming Erwa.

"I'm still wet, a crazy woman! Good people don't fight with madmen, they don't drink. In the face of Ma Tianjiao's provocation, Ming Erwa began to play a scoundrel.

"Are you standing on the edge of peeing, dirty, dirty!" Ma Tianjiao began to speak with a big tongue.

"Do you care about Lao Tzu's pee?boss, pay the bill!" Ming Erwa had long forgotten that it should be Ma Tianjiao who invited him, as long as there is money in his pocket, he will rush to pay for it is his consistent style.

"Send the old lady back first. ”

"I'll send you back to your hometown!"

"A little personable!"

"Send it, send it, it's annoying!" Ming Erwa staggered to the side of the street, waving her hand aimlessly in the air, "Alto, stop it!"

......

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The summer sun always comes out early, and the sun is already dazzling after six o'clock, and Ming Erwa is shaken open by the sunlight through the window.

Strange scene, strange bed, a naked woman next to him with her back to him sleeping with her pillow like a shrimp, and then look at yourself, damn, she is also naked!

Day, Lao Tzu's youth, Lao Tzu's virginity!

Ming Erwa was shouting wildly in her heart, judging from the clothes scattered on the ground, the person next to the pillow was clearly Ma Tianjiao.

"The loss is big, the loss is big, a hot pot will break Lao Tzu's place, the key is that Lao Tzu doesn't know what the process is all about?

Ming Erwa endured the headache and rummaged through his clothes and pants on the ground.

"Tender morning, where are you going?"

Ma Tianjiao on the bed stretched his waist and opened the door wide, turned over to face Ming Erwa and asked lazily. Ming Erwa panicked in front of the key parts with her socks, looked at the woman on the bed and asked in shock: "Which one are you?"

The woman on the bed took off her heavy makeup and did not apply powder, although she was not as beautiful as a country, but her plain makeup was a thousand times more beautiful than heavy makeup, and her eyebrows were just thick, at least not like a Liangshan hero. Coupled with the greasy white and tender skin that is more dazzling than the sun, and the concave and convex perfect curves make people's blood gush, the pitiful shelter area provided by the socks in Ming Erwa's hand is quickly insufficient, and Ma Tianjiao can't help but snicker.

"Don't admit it?" Ma Tianjiao asked with a smile, Ming Erwa had never felt that she was so amorous as she is now.

"Ma Tianjiao?"

"You don't pretend to be reckless!"

"I'm not pretending to be reckless, the key, the key is that I can't remember us for a long time......"

"Come here, I'll help you remember. ”

"I don't have anything else to mean, my Ming Erwa is definitely a person who dares to act! I'm just asking you to help me recall, huh...... Oh......"

......

At ten o'clock in the morning, Ming Erwa leaned on the head of the bed and drank a few large cups of cold white water, Ma Tianjiao leaned aside and asked him, "Do you remember?"

Ming Erwa frowned and said thoughtfully: "It's a little impressive, but there is a link where I'm still a little vague...... It's just that I can't be very clear when you pinch my microphone to sing, or you ....... again."

"What a!"

Ma Tianjiao screamed, turned over and sat on Ming Erwa's body, and the strange sound reverberated back and forth in the house and floated out of the window, and the neighbors thought whose cat was fighting.

The two gluttonous cats worked until sunset, Ma Tianjiao became radiant, but Ming Erwa seemed to have fallen into the Dafa of absorbing stars, and the hut was full of tenderness and lingering. But the hero's life is destined to be troubled, and Ming Erwa was awakened from the gentle township by Ma Tianjiao's exclamation.

"If you are sick and want to take medicine, are you sick again?" asked Ming Erwa sleepily.

"You, you!"

"The whole world knows it, and it's not news. Ming Erwa smiled proudly.

"Get out, get out!"

Ma Tianjiao kicked Ming Erwa's base camp, Ming Erwa covered her brother and rolled her eyes, rolling on the bed in pain.

"Crazy woman, if you don't maintain the equipment, forget it, it will increase wear and tear!"

"You liar, woo woo woo ......" Ma Tianjiao actually cried.

Ming Erwa felt wrong, and took a closer look at Ma Tianjiao who was watching the replay of the talk show that day. Ma Tianjiao pointed to the TV and cried and said: "You, you are a fart high-level, cadre, son, brother, woo woo...... You big liar who cheats money and sex, woo woo woo woo ......"

Ming Erwa is being introduced on TV, saying that he was born in an ordinary family, and his parents are ordinary cadres in the unit, etc.

"Lao Tzu has said for a long time that I am a high-level cadre, a son, a brother?" Ming Erwa's heart was full of anger, "It turns out that you are greedy for this cup and came to me, and it is time to carry it!"

After saying that, Ming Erwa turned over and got out of bed and began to get dressed, he felt that his heart hurt more than that day when he was cut by a knife, and the pain was so painful that he was about to suffocate. His nose was sour, and he couldn't shed a single tear in front of this snobbish woman anyway.

"You're leaving?" Ma Tianjiao seemed a little surprised.

"Lao Tzu shouldn't have come...... Ming Erwa's voice became choked, so he stopped talking, got dressed as fast as he could, and slammed the door.