Chapter 75: Punching the master to death

Bai Zijian, 42, is the head of human resources at a third-tier company under the same name group of a large state-owned enterprise.

His experience is somewhat similar to that of Zhang Weida, vice president of Erlongshan University, who grew up in the crazy era when everyone wrote poems and read for all.

It's a pity that compared to Zhang Weida, Bai Zijian has not published any literary works except for spending money to enter the writers' association in his hometown to pretend to be a writer, and spending money from time to time to contact some friends of the writers' association.

As Tang He said, literature is the only thing that cannot be practiced hard and hard, and literature is gifted and talented.

Therefore, even if Bai Zijian does not know how many reports and reports he has written in his work, he has no literary talent and always cannot enter the palace of literature, and he has been directly rejected several times when he submits to the publishing house.

Therefore, Bai Zijian can only rely on the membership of the Writers' Association that he bought to brag in the unit and accept compliments from colleagues and friends who do not know the truth.

It is conceivable how happy and happy Bai Zijian was when he discovered the network and discovered the Jinyong Inn.

Because on the Internet, there is no such thing as editing and reviewing works, as long as you want to write, you can write as you like, countless netizens can act as readers, and the only difference may be that there is no physical book and no manuscript fee.

And this is not a matter at all for Bai Zijian.

He's not short of money.

So, Bai Zijian gave himself a screen name called Blank, and then used the kung fu of two-finger Zen, and spent many days typing one of the best romance novels he thought he thought was into the computer word by word and uploading it to the Jinyong Inn.

It's a pity that this novel is like a mud cow into the sea, except for the encouragement of a few netizens, it didn't stir up a little waves.

Bai Zijian was stunned, puzzled, irritable, and painful.

Then he carefully watched "The Legend of Wukong", which was called a masterpiece by a group of netizens, and some other works that were well received by netizens, and then Bai Zijian was a little complaining.

Bai Zijian really despises Don Quixote's writing, he feels that "The Legend of Wukong" is useless, the narrative is chaotic, and the dialogue is verbose, the key is that there is no literary quality.

On the contrary, his own romance novels not only have the gorgeous writing of pure literary works, but also have strong literary and thematic themes, and his romance novels profoundly expose and criticize the social reality of extramarital affairs.

Bai Zijian, who thinks very highly of himself, can't help but start pointing fingers at the people in Jinyong Inn, pretending to be seniors, pretending to be masters, and pretending to be big-tailed wolves in front of netizens.

At the same time, Bai Zijian, that is, the blank space of the Jinyong Inn, began to fire at Don Quixote in the forum.

It's a pity that it's not good for him to bully anyone, so he targeted Tang He.

Bai Zijian feels that he is old and has written several novels, although he has not published them, but in terms of writing experience, he is definitely the top in the Jinyong Inn, but he doesn't know that if Tang He counts the experience of his previous life, he has been engaged in literary creation for many years no less than him, and Tang He is really a little talented in literature.

The most crucial point is -

Tang He is not only a literary and artistic youth, he is also an angry youth!

After being nurtured for so long in the noisy information age of later generations, a huge amount of knowledge and a huge amount of information have long been filled in Tang He's memory. And living in that era of open speech, Tang He did not believe in heaven or earth, and never believed in himself, he was a new generation of Chinese angry youth who grew up with the growth of China's Internet!

The big and small debates on the Internet, the things that immediately stood up for debate because of different views, Tang He didn't know how many he had done, and he didn't know how many battle posts of different lengths, serious or lively he had written.

If you talk about playing with words, if you talk about gags, Bai Zijian is not Tang He's opponent at all.

So Bai Zijian was directly dumbfounded.

Bai Zijian, who was still working in the unit, refreshed the webpage with some excitement.

These days, under his leadership, the Jinyong Inn has formed a crusade against Don Quixote, which makes Bai Zijian very complacent. As a senior in the literary world, although he felt a little victorious in the small forum of Jinyong Inn, it brought him far more fun than in real life.

Then Bai Zijian saw Tang He's scolding post by name.

After reading this article "Blank "Teacher", the egg should be like this", Bai Zijian has a straight liver pain.

Shameless!

It's so shameless!

Everyone is just discussing literary works, and they actually insinuate, swear and swear words, what kind of system!

Holding back the anger in his heart, Bai Zijian trembled and built a theme post to ease his emotions, and then used his two-finger Zen kung fu to reply to Don Quixote.

Bai Zijian felt that he was a senior, and he couldn't be a scoundrel like Don Quixote. So Bai Zijian suppressed the injustice in his heart, and portrayed the image of a kind elder, an elder who pays attention to the end of his studies and has deep thoughts about the development of the Internet.

After posting, he went back to revisit what he had written.

Tsk, that's so well written!

Exiting the post, Bai Zijian refreshed the webpage of Jinyong Inn again, he wanted to see how many netizens replied to his post.

As soon as the results were refreshed, Bai Zijian was stunned to find that Don Quixote had actually posted another theme post.

"Some people are not rough in their words, and some people are not rough in their words"

Bai Zijian couldn't help but look at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, damn it, it's less than three minutes since he posted it!

Bai Zijian was a little jealous of Don Quixote's hand speed, and the mouse clicked on the post unconsciously.

Then Bai Zijian vomited blood.

After reading the post, Bai Zijian only felt that his eardrums kept ringing, his blood pressure rose sharply, and finally he screamed "ah" and collapsed in his seat.

His old man's high blood pressure was committed.

Hearing the shouts in Bai Zijian's office, a group of subordinates from the human resources department broke in in a panic.

"Ah, Director Bai, what's wrong with you?"

"Quick, quick, hit 120!"

"Director Bai's old problem is sick again, let's get out of the way, open the window, and ventilate ......"

……

Netizens noticed Tang He's two theme posts, and their expressions were wonderful.

Forum scolding war, everyone has experienced a lot, which one of the people who play the forum is not experienced in a hundred battles.

But no one has ever read a text like Tang He, and no one has ever seen such a pungent or even vulgar article as Don Quixote.

If it is said that laughter and scolding are all articles, the first thing that most people think of is Lu Xun.

But for some reason, when everyone saw Tang He's nonsense article, they immediately thought of Lu Xun's essay.

Even Lu Xun's essays are not so vulgar!

But in this way, there is no attention to any literary style, and the whole article only uses colloquial vernacular, which makes netizens stunned and dumbfounded.

It turns out that the article can still be like this?

Looking at Don Quixote's post, everyone is like drinking a can of cold beer on a hot summer day, which is extremely refreshing.

At this moment, everyone has a very thorough understanding of the interaction and inclusion of the Internet.

Yes, the Internet is not a place outside the law, but as long as you are talented, you can still go sideways.

Usually Tang He likes to chat and fart with netizens in the forum, in everyone's impression, the great god Don Quixote is a very gentle person, but after reading these two theme posts, everyone feels that the impression of the great god in their hearts has been subverted.

Everyone had a sense of absurdity, and then a sense of kindness welled up from the bottom of their hearts.

Such colloquial, such a grassroots combination of words is so interesting!

It's really -

That's awesome, isn't it?

Netizens admired Don Quixote's sharpness and meanness, and his ability to write vulgar colloquialisms in daily life into articles, and use vulgar words to gather into a reasonable and well-founded article.

Spicy, spicy!

This is the real laughter and scolding!

This is the export chapter (dirty)!

Every netizen who saw the post was surprised by the wildness shown by Don Quixote.

Especially those young netizens who like "The Legend of Wukong", when they saw Tang He's post, they immediately fell to the ground for the five bodies that Don Quixote admired.

Their rebellion hidden in the depths of their hearts has long made them tired of those stubborn, conservative, pretentious, righteous predecessors and systems, and these two articles of Don Quixote undoubtedly gave them a very refreshing feeling, and they were drenched with joy.

Idols are really idols!

Many young netizens screamed in their hearts.