Chapter 284: Stick Education

"Huh?" Tang Jiayi was stunned when she heard this, and after a short pause, she saw her lips beating rapidly, spewing out a lot of questions like a cannon: "Do you have a woman outside?How old is she?Where is she from?When did you start?How many times have you done it?When did you straighten her ?......?"

"Faint!" Ma Atletico slapped his head, grabbed the round armrest of the sofa and jumped in, and his body slid down with gravity to push Tang Jiayi open a little, and the two of them were just squeezed together.

Ignoring the other party's resistance and scratching, Atletico reached out to grab the girl's slender waist from behind, stroking up and down her smooth waist, and Tang Jiayi's strength of breaking hands immediately slowed down.

"There are so many Nissan videos and domestic selfies on the Internet that can be used, what beasts, what Yan Fengjiao, and those celebrity girlfriends of Mr. Chen, I'm crazy to take out your private data and use it?"

Breathing a sigh of relief, Atletico continued: "Xiao Mei's face is custom printed, you can change the hair color, lips, tongue, pupil color, blush makeup, and in Xiao An's generation, the bones have become 3D printed, and you can customize any appearance and body shape according to your needs, Xiao Jia and Xiao Yi here at home and me are your stand-ins, of course, you have to do the same as you." ”

"Oh!" Tang Jiayi quickly accepted this explanation, but still pressed the big hand that someone was doing: "No, it's swollen if it doesn't work today, isn't there a robot stand-in for me, call your robot maid out to get her!"

"It's okay, the front is swollen, isn't there a back, just today to do a Tao Yuanming under the chrysanthemum fence," Atletico said with a smile, "Do you want us to try it in the yard?"

"you! Disgusting, isn't it disgusting, Teacher Wen and Teacher Wang (Chinese teacher of the second and third grades of high school) If they knew that you were so desecrating the classics and blaspheming the ancients, they would definitely fight with you. ”

"Don't let me say chrysanthemums, then the backyard flowers are good, let's also have a businesswoman today who doesn't know the hatred of the country, and the backyard flowers are still singing across the river. Haha, you are the chairman of the board of directors and a businesswoman, and naturally you are also a businesswoman, ahahahaha!"

"Why do I always think of the words that the Chinese teacher died early, obviously I saw Teacher Wen yesterday. Tang Jiayi complained in a low voice, and accidentally turned her head and suddenly found that at some point, a robot Xiaoyi wearing an anime version of a cute maid costume walked to the sofa, handed a tube of transparent liquid to Atletico Madrid, and then left directly.

"Eh, why did she leave?" Tang Jiayi was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi, come back quickly!"

Xiaoyi came back, but Tang Jiayi still did not escape the fate of being exploded, and she played a threesome with a robot for the first time. Later, she "broke the jar and broke it", and she no longer avoided Xiaojia Xiaoyi and them when she changed clothes and went to the toilet at home, and this was really Atletico Madrid's purpose.

"Infringement of robot rights and robot infringement of rights, there may be such a day in the future, and now it is purely a pain to care about these!"

Time rewind three weeks ago, at the end of July, the 2010 annual "milk cover" came as scheduled, Atletico Madrid because of the fade out of the bee game business management, and felt that the loss of the player's psychology did not attend, but his new work New Toy Digital Biology Company's robot Xiao An surprised the audience, compared a group of showgirls and Internet celebrities and beauty stars.

Compared with the unfinished version that can only support the upper body movements and serve tea and water last year, the full version released this year Xiao An already has a perfect bipedal walking ability, and can also dance simple dances. Although because of the cost problem, Xiao An's facial expressions are still not as good as real people, but few people have noticed this last year, and this year's further improved expressions are more coordinated and natural, and the richness of expressions has been greatly improved, although it is not up to the level that powerful actors can speak with their eyes and the corners of their mouths, but it is enough to be proud of a large number of actors with the nickname of "paralyzed face", not to mention ordinary people who only have a limited expression library such as joy, anger, sorrow, and embarrassment.

Therefore, when I saw more than a dozen innocent girls in sailor uniforms dancing "Love Cycle" collectively on stage, the otaku in the audience immediately ignited, and the shouts of "Xiao An" and "Xiao An" were endless.

The 16 "girls" on the stage are all wearing bee-style blue and white sailor uniforms and shoes, 16 exquisite faces are different, and hairstyles are also different, but each one is like a two-dimensional perfect girl who came out of CG.

In each Xiao An's waist is also like other showgirls,Hang a three-digit number of the waist card and the name of the small characters,Someone found this clue after the idea stopped shouting "Xiao An", but shouted "No. 3, No. 3" to the nearest girl No. 3, although his shouting was not obvious in the dense "Xiao An", but was still heard by No. 3 on the stage, she turned her head and smiled at the boy who shouted her, and changed her arm movements to throw him a flying kiss.

This kiss suddenly caused the atmosphere of the audience, and she proved that she was not a dead thing with a cookie-cutter mechanical rigidity, and the players and the audience forgot the fact that there were 16 humanoid robots dancing on the stage, and for a while, the shouts of "No. 1" and "No. 7" were incessant, and there was a tendency to lift the ceiling off.

Compared with the incomplete version of last year, which could only stand on the pile because it did not solve the leg power problem, Xiao An, who made a perfect attack this year, has achieved an explosive response that is comparable to ammonium nitrate medicine as their name implies.

After the dance, Xiao An on the stage kept waving and retreating backstage, just like the stars who had exited. As robots, they don't have to eat, drink, and sleep, but they need to be recharged, so they have to rotate every two songs, going to the backstage locker room to replace the fully charged battery.

Although the leg power has been solved, so that Xiao An can walk normally and even run, jump and dance, but because the battery technology has not broken through the relationship between the available power per kilogram and has not been significantly improved in this year, the leg motor has been added, and at the same time, the weight of the completed version of Xiao An has been halved to less than 50 kg, but at the same time, her usable time has also been halved to half an hour. And if you were jumping around like you are now, it would be more energy-intensive, and you might run out of power in 20 minutes. After all, walking on two feet is more power-intensive than wheeled platforms.

The problem of energy density of mobile power banks is a worldwide problem that has not been solved so far, although Atletico is also a genius inventor like Tony Stark, who made a fortune by inventing, but he did not have the ability to build the ark reactor used by the latter to power the Iron Man suit. Although the alien creator e7u gave him the top computing power comparable to the Tianhe series, he did not open up any of the unique technologies of cyborgs to him, and the various technologies he is using now are actually the earth collected through various channels, and optimized and integrated, although it looks sci-fi, but in fact it is still restricted by various earth technology bottlenecks, battery technology is one of them.

Therefore, for this world mobile phone manufacturers, car manufacturers, and arms dealers have not been able to make a breakthrough in this world problem that has not been able to make a breakthrough for decades, Atletico Madrid has no good way, after all, he can only use alien technology but can not get the details of any specific technology, and in the end he can only use wireless charging, fast charging, fast battery replacement and other technologies to make up for one or two. On mobile phones and other products, he tends to use the first two for the sake of dustproof, waterproof and lightweight reduction, while Xiao'an applies quick battery replacement technology.

So, when a viewer quietly avoided the bee staff and touched the inside of the bee's showgirl dressing room, he saw a scene that he will never forget.

As a folk photographer, Wu Qi's daily work is to take his own son Nikon SLR to sweep the streets on the road to capture and secretly photograph street beauties, and then sell them on the forum. The same variety of large-scale underwear exhibitions, car shows, and game shows, which are also full of all kinds of beauties, are also places he needs to frequent, especially because he is caught in homogeneous competition and has to play the beauty card, CJ, which has contributed a lot of silver to him.

When he walked to the booth of Bee Games, he didn't hear the sentence announced by the previous host, "So now, I invite our robot Xiao An to appear and bring you a wonderful house dance performance", so he didn't know the fact that the 16 beautiful girls on the stage were actually not people, but his eyes lit up and he couldn't stop patting on the stage.

In fact, if he had time to look at the photos he had taken, he would have found that there were no closed eyes and blinking, and none of them had red eyes. Normal people's eyes will have automatic vascular congestion, pupil narrowing and subconscious blinking under flash irradiation, so it is easy to cause the photos taken to have closed or half-closed eyes and look groggy, as well as occasional redness of pupils. Fortunately, in the digital age, you can take a few more photos and then delete the photos that you are not satisfied with, and you can use the red-eye elimination feature of Meitu to quickly solve the problem for the latter.

However, Wu Qi didn't have time to see his results, his years of experience in sweeping the streets and secretly taking pictures allowed him to peek into a management loophole, taking advantage of the chaos in the background, he hid the camera and mixed into the backstage of the bee game in a big way, and quietly took a lot of internal pictures. However, this is not his real purpose, as a believer of Teacher Chen, he keenly noticed that several showgirl beauties walked into a room with a showgirl dressing room hanging on the door.

Wu Qi's eyes lit up suddenly, he knew very well that the doors of these temporary rooms were not locked, so he quietly touched the door and pushed the door and flashed in...... For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net