Chapter 285: Farce
But it didn't take long for Wu Qi to run backwards from the door with a shout, and because he tried to turn around, he fell with his left foot and his right foot, and the camera he was holding in his hand and was about to wait for the opportunity to take a sneak peek also fell to the ground and fell to the ground, and his head and body were separated, and he saw that it was broken.
There is no doubt that Wu Qi was so frightened inside that he tripped over himself in such a panic that he even broke the camera of the guy who was eating.
As a street photographer with many years of work experience, Wu Qi has always believed that his ability to be unfazed has broken through the sky, whether he is caught angrily when he is secretly photographing a beautiful woman, or chased and beaten by a beautiful boyfriend, or encountering a "back killer", he can also press the shutter button without changing his face and shaking his hands.
But today, Wu Qi has no reason not to change his face and be calm.
Originally, Wu Qi felt that after he went in, what he should see was a group of beauties in half-shirted and only wearing underwear crowded together in Yingying Yanyan, and there was also a beautiful scenery of the beautiful woman in front of him who was changing clothes or resting, and it was precisely because of this thought that he ignored the sign that idlers were not allowed to sneak in, and it was to blame the bee game for its lax management, and no one was surprised that he walked into the women's locker room as a man, and no one stopped him to check his badge.
"Hey, it's a small company, this management is lax, just print a fake badge of the organizer's staff and you can get in!" When he reached out and grabbed the doorknob and gently pushed open the locker room door, Wu Qi didn't forget to smugly despise the sparse management level of the bee game in his heart.
However, he soon found that it looked a little different from what he imagined, and like the Zixia Fairy, he guessed the beginning, but he didn't guess the ending.
There are beauties in the shirt, there is indeed a beautiful woman in it, it should be the showgirl he followed in, Wu Qi saw that her sailor suit top had been taken off, and Wu Qi could always see the blue bra strap on her smooth back. Looking down, his eyes suddenly straightened, her sailor suit, skirt and underwear were pulled down on her calves, from the back waist to her buttocks to the two white and tender thighs, two amazing and wonderful curves, just like that, the red fruit was placed in front of him, and suddenly Wu Qi felt that the little brother was about to move in the pants, and there seemed to be signs of raising his head to support the tent.
"No matter what, even if you are beaten, you have to take a picture!" Wu Qi, who was a little unbright because of the surge in hormone levels, completely forgot why the other party would strip himself naked in a room without a door lock?
Because the SLR had already turned on the silent mode and adjusted the lens, the shutter sound was very small, Wu Qi nodded proudly, "Our experience is not in vain!"
However, his smug expression quickly froze on his face, and the beautiful woman with her back to him in front of her seemed to hear the faint sound of the shutter and turned her head to look.
Just when Wu Qi was still hesitating how to fool around or run away without explaining, he suddenly saw a man's head appear in front of him.
It turned out that the man was squatting in front of the beautiful showgirl just now and was blocked by her legs. Although the latter's slender and slender figure couldn't stop a man at all, who made Wu Qi's attention all attracted by the latter's bare ass at that time?
Moreover, the man was wearing a blue overalls with short sleeves and blue pants, which happened to be the same color as the wall of the room, so it was no wonder that Wu Qi, who had some sperm brains, didn't notice the other party.
"Who are you? What are you doing? Don't you see the idler at the door not to enter the sign?" As he spoke, the man walked around the beautiful woman towards Wu Qi.
Wu Qi's gaze stayed on the other party's hand for a moment, the blood-red gloves! There were two dazzling blood-red balls in his eyes, and he suddenly thought of the surgical gloves that were full of blood, it seemed that the surgeon's gloves in the hospital drama were like this, and the white rubber gloves were deep and shallow red blood stains!
As soon as he thought of the surgeon and blood, he saw the beautiful woman with her back to him also turn to look at him, and gave him a standard eight-toothed smile.
However, Wu Qi was in no mood to respond to the other party's smile, Wu Qi clearly saw that the belly of the beautiful woman opposite was open, revealing the red, white and white internal organs inside!
"Gross!" Wu Qi almost threw up, the bloody gloves on the man's hands, the beautiful woman who was disemboweled, and the slender object on the shelf next to him that looked like a handmade ham sausage, these three things were linked by him, and he immediately "understood", so he hurriedly ran out.
He was so frightened that he couldn't even pick up the camera when it fell to the ground, ran out of the backstage of the bee game with his hands and feet, and ran to the booth and shouted: "Kill people, kill people!
His voice was so frightened and so sharp that it broke through the limits of boys, so the sound of the loud sound on the scene did not cover his voice at all, the showgirl and the host on the stage heard it, the bee staff chasing behind him, and the players and audience in the audience also heard it.
The crowd was quiet at first, and then it was about to start panicking, some people wanted to run out, some people wanted to squeeze inside, and accidents could happen at any time.
Finally, the host on the stage was not alarmed, turned on the microphone and shouted, "Everyone stand still first! Wait for the organizer security to come and check!", finally suppressing the commotion of the crowd.
Soon several security guards with walkie-talkies came to the scene, and under the leadership of Wu Qi, they went to the backstage showgirl dressing room, and his broken camera was still lying on the ground.
Seeing the corpse of his own son, thinking that the guy who was eating was actually smashed here, Wu Qi suddenly obtained the effect of "grief and anger: anger +30", and a few security guards who seemed to have some combat effectiveness behind him provided him with the effect of "many people: morale +15", under the double buff bonus, Wu Qi sprinted two steps towards the closed door, and then was surprised to find that there was no heavy object behind the door that he imagined blocking the door, and the door was easily knocked open. As a result, Wu Qi, who was still in the momentum, staggered in, ran in, and fell again.
Subconsciously looking up, he saw that the beautiful woman just now smiled politely at him, and stretched out her hand to pull him up.
"Ahhhh
"It turned out that this person was mentally ill, and he may have forgotten to take his medicine and was sick. A security guard said with a smile and stepped forward to help Wu Qi up.
"You're mentally ill! You didn't take any medicine!" scolded viciously in his heart, but on the surface he tried to keep calm, the "victim" beauty was still alive and well, and the "murderer" man in blue did not run away, and stood like no one else. He repeatedly admonished himself in his heart to be calm and careful, while silently praying, "Conan bless, let me find out the true face of the murderer!"
With a clear plan in his heart, Wu Qi recounted the scene he saw and the process of reasoning, pointing out that the man in blue was a murderer who tried to hide from the world, at least he deliberately injured and stole organs!
Faced with Wu Qi's accusations, the man in blue said with a smile: "When this gentleman sneaked in, I was changing the battery at Xiao'an No. 13. Everyone knows that lithium-ion battery technology has not advanced for more than ten years, so considering the weight problem, the battery on Xiao An's body only has a maximum working time of 30 minutes, and it will be even shorter if the activity is intense. ”
"When Xiaoan robot finds that her battery is less than 15%, she will come here, and I will give her a new battery. And these objects that this gentleman thought were human organs were actually Xiao An's batteries, in order to facilitate their bending over, the batteries did not make the square appearance of the battery, but this multi-knotted string like a snake or ham sausage. As he spoke, he removed a battery from the shelf, which looked somewhat similar to a nine-section whip, one by one, in series and swaying from side to side with the swing of his arm.
The security guards and the bee staff who came with them all believed the words of the man in blue, after all, they all knew the existence of Xiao'an robots, and it was understandable that the battery was made so convenient to bend over and move.
"You, you, you, you ......" Wu Qi still wanted to resist stubbornly, but the beautiful woman who had been standing quietly next to her suddenly reached out to her lower abdomen and pulled her belly open!
Although he was also surprised, but after all, Wu Qi had a lot of immunity for the second time, he looked carefully at the abdomen of the beauty, and sure enough, he saw a string of the same red batteries.
"Why do you make its belly red, white, black, blue?" Wu Qi was depressed and crazy when he thought that he had actually made a big joke by mistake, and that the camera had fallen in vain, and that he might still be joked with his eyes for a long time in the future!
So he immediately became angry and viciously questioned the man in blue.
"It's simple, it's white on the outside and red on the inside, so it looks white and red on the inside!" replied a bee staff member at the door. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net