Chapter 114: The Strong Bride
Bai Zong and Bai Ke, their Isuzu is not to mention in the countryside, but it is also very eye-catching in the town.
As soon as they stopped for a while, some villagers came to watch.
There are also many discussions: "What kind of car is this?
Bai Ke listened to the inspiration, nodded to the onlookers, and then pulled Bai Zong and walked towards the courtyard.
A few people were busy in the yard with bald pig hair, and a rural aunt looked up and saw Bai Zong and Bai Ke, and hurriedly greeted him enthusiastically: "Is it the nephew of his second uncle's family and third cousin?"
Bai Zong was a little confused: "This ......"
Bai Ke hurriedly took over the conversation: "Ah." ”
The aunt hurriedly wiped her hands on the apron: "Come on! ”
Approaching the cramped and dilapidated house, the aunt waved her hand: "Sit down for a while." ”
In this room, all kinds of food to be processed are placed on the kang and the ground, and flies are "buzzing" around.
Not to mention the place to sit, even the place to stand is a little cramped.
"No, what about Big Red?"
"It's drawing in the back room," the aunt shouted at the top of her voice, "Da Hong, Da Hong, you son of a bitch, come over to Lao Tzu, and your cousin has come to see you." ”
After a while, Da Hong walked in.
The big red is not ugly in the first place, and this dress is really a bit beautiful.
Seeing Bai Zong and Bai Ke, Da Hong hurriedly shouted, "You're here!"
With that enthusiastic look, he knew Bai Zong and Bai Ke at a glance.
But Aunt won't be suspicious, because Da Hong is not a normal person.
"Where did you get this husband?"
"It's the old doutou of the two hundred village gelding pigs. ”
"How do I remember that Old Doutou has an old wife, and he is a little blind. ”
The white guest is talking nonsense.
"I'm not blind, but my leg is a little lame. His wife had been dead for years. ”
"How much does he give to marry us Dahong?"
The aunt's eyes lit up, and she lowered her voice: "I gave 200!"
Bai Ke pouted: "That's it, isn't that wronged us?"
"What's wronged? She's a buzz, it's good if someone marries her. ”
"Forget it, this family business has been retired, and I told Da Hong about the family business in the county seat. ”
"How's that going to happen! ”
"Why not? You gave him back, you see, they gave him all the money. ”
As he spoke, Bai Ke took out 800 yuan and put it in front of his aunt.
The aunt's eyes were about to fall out when she was holding the money, and she spoke incoherently: "Why, how can there be so much money? The heartthrob in the east of the village and their family only received 500 yuan in bride price. ”
"Alas, you don't understand, now people in the city like big red, this is called natural cuteness. ”
"But ...... in a moment"
"If you don't want to forget it," Bai Ke said, threatening to get back the 800 yuan.
Aunt hurriedly dodged.
"I'm worried about ......"
"What are you worried about, you just say she ran away by herself!"
Seeing that the aunt didn't object, Bai Ke took the big red hand: "Let's go, find Biaozi." ”
Da Hong was also elated: "Okay, okay, I really want to be a biaozi." ”
As soon as he turned around, Bai Ke saw a bright red necklace and bracelet on the table, and hurriedly copied them and put them in his pocket.
And then all the way into the yard.
Coincidentally, when Bai Zong, Bai Ke, and Da Hong had just walked out of the courtyard, the team to greet the relatives had already come to the front.
Bai Ke was suddenly stunned, and Bai Zong didn't know what to do for a while.
Because the other party is so close, if he rushes over, he will directly snatch the bride away.
But the person who picked up the bride also seemed to be confused, as if she had been frozen, standing two or three meters away at a loss.
The white guest reacted first and pulled a handful of red: "Quick! get in the car." ”
The three got into the car, and the white customer urged the driver: "Hurry up!"
The driver kicked the accelerator, and the car jerked forward.
Only then did the person who picked up the bride react.
"Bride's snatch!"
"Catch them!"
"Kill them!"
"Don't let them run!"
Bai Ke saw the person who picked up the bride from the rearview mirror pounced on him viciously, and his liver trembled in fright: "Hurry!"
But how can you run too fast on this country road full of potholes and speed bumps, 50 kilometers per hour is already the limit.
But two legs can't run on four wheels after all.
After a minute or two, all the hideous faces in the rearview mirror were gone
Both Bai Ke and Bai Zong breathed a sigh of relief.
The car slowed down and became less bumpy, driving steadily on the side road, and it seemed that it was about to leave the village and enter the main road.
Suddenly, Bai Ke heard the sound of a walk-behind tractor.
Just looking out of the car window, Bai Zong shouted in horror on the side: "I grass, so many people!"
I saw more than 20 rural gentlemen blocking the way on the road ahead.
None of these rural gentlemen are big-shouldered and round-waisted.
Basically, they are all yellow-skinned, waxy, thin, crooked heads, and brains.
But the guy they hold in their hands is terrifying.
There were those with steel forks, some with axes, some with a great hammer for smashing stones, and even one guy carrying a large knife of grass wider than his face.
Even Bai Zong, who was accustomed to seeing the world, turned pale with fright.
Da Hong danced on the side: "Welcome! Welcome!
After hesitating for a moment, Bai Zong gritted his teeth and pushed the door and got out of the car, and Bai Ke also hurriedly came down.
I saw Bai Zong take out the five consecutive rounds from the trunk.
Bai Ke looked at those fierce and vicious guys and also stretched out his hand into his arms, but he hesitated for a moment.
It's going to kill you!
Bai Ke's hand was taken out of his arms, but it was not a small mirror, but a stack of money.
When Bai Zongzheng was confused, Bai Ke laughed and walked towards those people.
"Hahahaha! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome Lelie! Everyone has a share, come!"
When Bai Ke sent the first two people a big unity, they were still a little hesitant, and Bai Ke forced a big unity into their arms.
The rest of the people didn't wait for the white guest to stretch out their hands, they themselves reached out first, and the order was a little chaotic.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! Everyone has a share!
When Bai Ke walked in front of the guy who was carrying the guillotine, he stretched out his hand in a hurry, and the guillotine on his shoulder almost fell, and Bai Ke hurriedly dodged: "Be careful!
The people who got the great unity were pleasantly surprised, and they raised it up and looked: "Really!"
After everyone had given a big unity, the white guest threw the rest of the unity towards the open space on the side of the road.
The men were stunned for a moment, and scrambled to run over.
When Bai Ke returned to the car in a hurry, Bai Zong also got into the car.
The car slowly pulled off the side road and onto the main road.
From the rearview mirror, you can still see the guys fighting for unity, and some even raise axes.
The car drove on the road for a while, and Bai Zong finally couldn't help laughing: "You stinky boy!
The white passenger and the driver couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Only Da Hong was stunned on the side.