When Bai Zong and Bai Ke sent Da Hong to Biaozi, Biao Zi was so excited that his big snot flowed out.

Da Hong is a hungry tiger who almost knocked Biaozi down.

Then the two turned on the dog abuse mode.

"I miss you so much. ”

"Yes, I miss you so much. ”

"Are you hungry, there are still steamed buns in the house? ”

"I don't eat steamed buns, I want you to give me something to eat. ”

"Do you prefer to eat coarse or fine?"

……

I'll go, there's nothing to do with our able-bodied people, flash.

There are many dreams at night, and since Da Hong has been lost and regained, let's just organize a happy event for these two people.

Biaozi's family is naturally happy.

They never dreamed that Biaozi could marry a daughter-in-law like this, and that he was such a good match with Biaozi.

The wedding was held outside Biaozi's courtyard.

It was the row of vacant land where Bai Ke's family lived in the earthquake shed back then.

At present, the earthquake shed has been demolished, and the open space is like a big garbage heap, full of all kinds of debris and filth.

Biaozi's family cleared the open space outside his yard and built two greenhouses out of wooden shelves and tarpaulin.

Just cook on the stove in the greenhouse, and set the table in the greenhouse

Biaozi's family is also an old resident in the county, and there are really a lot of relatives, plus the neighbors have also set up 20 tables.

Bai Ke's father and mother, as well as Lao Lin Da and Lao Jiang are all here.

When Lao Jiang and Bai Ce were eating at the same table, Lao Jiang whispered: "Can he understand humanity like Biaozi?"

Bai Ce pouted: "I guess it's enough to choke." ”

"Then you, the teacher, should teach him. ”

Bai Ce saw Qin Yongmei on the side and blushed with fright: "Don't talk nonsense, how can this kind of thing be taught." ”

Lao Jiang smiled: "Look at you scared, don't you ask you to do a demonstration action, just explain it orally." ”

Bai Ce shook his head like a rattle: "How can you talk about such a thing in public, it's insulting." ”

"Pedantic!" Lao Jiang shook his head and sighed, "I'll show you later." ”

After a while, Biaozi and Dahong came over to toast and light a cigarette.

Biaozi is quite neat to do this kind of thing, but Da Hong can't do it at all, and looks around with a smile, if Biaozi doesn't hold her, she will run away.

Lao Jiang pulled over two chairs and asked Biaozi and Da Hong to sit down.

"Uncle told you about marriage, do you want to learn?"

As soon as Biao Zi nodded, Da Hong applauded on the side: "Okay!

"Do you know what to do when you get married?"

"I know, I know!" Biaozi hurriedly raised his hand.

"When you get married, you have to eat together and do laundry together......"

"What else?"

Biaozi scratched his head and couldn't remember.

Lao Jiang lowered his voice: "Also, we want to sleep together." ”

Biaozi couldn't help but shout loudly: "We have already slept together." ”

Qin Yongmei and her group of women at the next table, as well as Bai Zong and Bai Ke, all looked around.

Lao Jiang looked at Bai Ce with a look of surprise: "This guy is quite capable." ”

Bai Ce shook his head: "Then he doesn't necessarily understand humanity." ”

Lao Jiang asked again: "Uncle asked you, what do you do when you sleep together?"

"What are you doing?" Biaozi scratched his head, "It's just chatter." ”

"Didn't do anything else?"

"No, I don't. ”

"Well, that's right. But it's time for you to do something else when you get married. ”

"What are you doing?"

"First of all, you have to take off your pants......"

"No, I don't want to take off my pants!" Biaozi was anxious and stood up suddenly, "Isn't taking off your pants a hooligan?"

Lao Jiang hurriedly pulled Biaozi: "Sit down, ancestor! ”

Da Hong shouted on the side: "I want to play hooligan, I want to play hooligan." ”

"Be quiet, be quiet. Lao Chiang continued to teach them carefully.

"You can't take off your pants when you go to the bathroom?"

Biaozi nodded vigorously.

"You see, this two people sleep together, just like when you go to the toilet, you have to take off your pants, and it's not normal if you don't take off your pants. ”

"Oh, I see," Biaozi nodded, "and we'll both have to take off our pants when we sleep together." ”

"You can't take off your pants, you have to do one more thing. ”

"What are you doing?"

Lao Jiang lowered his voice: "You want to put your pee on her pee, do you understand?" ”

"I understand," Biaozi nodded vigorously and said in a loud voice, "put your pee on hers." ”

Lao Jiang blushed: "It's not me, it's you!"

"Is that you?" Biaozi was a little confused.

Bai Ce hurriedly got up and pointed at Biaozi's chest with his hand: "It's you!"

Biao Zi scratched his head, and finally suddenly realized, and pointed with his finger: "I understand, I put my pee on her pee!"

"Hey, yes!" Lao Jiang finally let out a sigh of relief.

Qin Yongmei, Bai Zong, and Bai Ke at the adjacent table couldn't help laughing.

Bai Ce gave Lao Jiang a thumbs up: "You are a life mentor, come, drink saliva to moisten your throat." ”

"What a life mentor, it's very literate. Lao Jiang wiped the sweat from his forehead, "But then again, it's really not easy to be a teacher, and a person like you can do a good job." ”

Biaozi and Da Hong went to another table to toast, muttering as they walked.

Da Hong said, "I want to see your pee right now." ”

"You are stupid! Didn't you listen to Uncle Jiang? You can only watch the urine when you go to the toilet and sleep, otherwise you will be a hooligan." ”

"Well, I'm going to take a good look at your pee when I go to bed that night. ”

"Well, I'm going to take a good look at your pee too. ”

Bai Ke listened to it on the sidelines and was worried: Lao Jiang's words are too abstract, these two guys won't stay all night watching each other pee.

However, a few days later, when Bai Zong and Bai Ke went to visit Biao Zi and his wife, they found that Lao Jiang's training really worked, but there were other things that worried Bai Ke.

When Bai Zong and Bai Ke came over, Biao Zi was squatting at the gate of the small courtyard, laughing with the two half-grown children who were about the same age as Bai Ke.

Those two boys were obviously teasing Biaozi.

"Biaozi, what are you doing at night? ”

"Put my pee on top of hers. ”

"Then you're not moving?"

"I didn't want to move, but I slipped into her stomach without paying attention, and I couldn't help but pee......" Biaozi said with some embarrassment.

Bai Zong hurriedly rushed over and reprimanded the two boys: "Hehe, what are you two stinky boys doing?"

"Brother Daqi, you are a full man and you don't know that a hungry man is hungry!" the two boys stood up, said with a grin, and turned to leave.

Bai Zong reprimanded Biaozi with a straight face: "Don't tell outsiders about the two of you, do you know?"

Biaozi nodded: "Okay, I know." ”

Bai Ke was quite happy at first, at least Uncle Jiang's teaching worked, and Biao Zi learned to be humane.

But on the other hand, I remembered: "A congenital fool like Biaozi and a mental illness like Da Hong can't give birth to offspring casually, and they need contraception." ”

Bai Ke hurriedly went to talk to Bai Zong about this.

Bai Zong nodded, and glared at Bai Ke again: "You know this?"

Bai Ke smiled: "You don't know?"

Bai Zong blushed slightly.

Bai Ke felt that his eldest brother and sister-in-law had entered the port last year.

In these years, although there is no teacher like *** to teach you earnestly.

But all kinds of manuscripts, as well as adult magazines circulated in Hong Kong and Taiwan, are available for friends to be self-taught.

When Bai Zong was studying, he often peeked at "The Heart of the Sentinel Girl", and after leaving society, he could occasionally get a few fragments of "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard" to take a look.

Therefore, there is no shortage of knowledge in this area.

"It's better to teach him how to use it," Bai Ke suggested.

"Alright, you don't have to worry about that. Bai Zong entered the house with Biaozi in his arms.

After a while, Bai Zong came out of the house.

Bai Ke couldn't help but ask: "Has he learned?"

"Nonsense!"

"Then we should buy him a few boxes. ”

"That's enough for him for ten days. Little kids, don't care about this kind of thing. ”