Tong Yang, who was in the back room, heard their conversation and immediately realized that things were a little complicated, how could he alarm Gen No. 2, and it was from the mouth of the team leader, what should I do. When he was at a loss, Uncle Yi walked in from outside the door.www.biquge.info Tong Yang cautiously asked, "Gone?"

"What if you don't leave, tell me what kind of luck you have, just like this, the director in charge of the record will be alarmed for a while, if you really let it out, you must not alarm the principal?"

Tong Yang smiled flatteringly: "Don't be kidding, the principal is so busy, how can he care about a student like me." Hurry up and think of a way, if you get caught, you'll have to at least get a demerit. ”

"I don't think it's a good thing to have a demerit, just to give you a long memory. By the way, how are you feeling right now?"

"It's not good, hurry up and help find a way. ”

"I mean, how effective is the computer implant?"

"You're embarrassed to talk about computers.,Come up and say I'm a kindergarten scumbag.,And then start to ask questions.,It's all some weird questions.,What a broken intelligence.,Shouldn't you be implanted and I'll know everything right away.。 ”

Uncle Yi pondered, "Then what achievements have you achieved now?"

"Achievement? Are you satisfied with the kindergarten and elementary school bully?"

"You can't even cope with a kindergarten as a dignified high school student? It seems that I really chose the wrong person, and I asked for a refund. ”

Tong Yang looked at the shameless old man in front of him, why didn't he find out at the beginning, "Hmph, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, putting such a thing in my head, it's useless, you should compensate me." ”

Uncle Yi also became angry when he heard this, "You dare to say that I have a problem with my computer? You can't graduate from kindergarten, you can't get the most basic rewards, and you still have the face to say?"

"Reward, what reward?"

"You'll know then, and I'm not going to say it, after all, this thing is smart, not a fixed program. ”

"Okay, but does it have anything to do with what you're asking now?"

"Not really. ”

"You... ”

"Okay, in this way, you take the epsom stop at the head of my bed, and when you go back, you will go to the infirmary, and you can figure out how to implement it yourself. Let's go, and remember to send me back the experimental data. ”

Tong Yang didn't have any good ways for a while, so he had to follow Uncle Yi's arrangement. Look at the time, the first night of self-study will be over immediately, and it should be no problem to mix back in this vacancy.

As the bell rang, Tong Yang hurriedly jumped into the teaching building, there were many people, no one noticed him, just returned to the classroom, Zhang Xiaofei pounced: "Oh, you are witty enough, the team is looking for you, I was just about to inform you, and you came back by yourself." ”

"Who am I, I can't guess anything, the old man watches the stars at night, and feels that something big is going to happen, after you say this, there is really a big thing, you didn't betray me. ”

"Hmph, because of your business, I was slapped three times by the head of the team, what do you say about this. ”

"Yes? I said after walking for a while, you're getting fat again. ”

"You don't come, what's wrong with the fat, eat your rice? Hurry up and get out, the team leader is waiting for you." ”

Tong Yang shrugged helplessly: "Okay." ”

I thought I had escaped a catastrophe, but I didn't expect it to come, so I touched the epsom in my pocket and stopped it, hoping to help me get through this difficulty.

Tong Yang trotted all the way to the teacher's office area, carefully knocked on the door and shouted a report and pushed the door in, only to see Li Bantou was receiving water at the water dispenser, Tong Yang quietly looked around the whole room, the whole office is relatively simple, there are a few pots of unknown flowers on the windowsill, there are hangers at the door, and there are two tables in the middle of the room, full of test papers and homework.

When Li Yang saw Tong Yang, the stone in his heart finally fell, if this guy really skipped class, he really didn't know what to do with him, but now he just called this opportunity to educate him.

"Did you see it?" Li Yang took a sip of water and walked over slowly, "Take a good look at yourself, what kind of thing is this test." According to years of training experience, Tong Yang now adheres to the four-character mantra: silence is golden. Let you be stormy, I will not move. Keep your head down and don't say a word, just stare at the ground and think of yourself as a plant. Seeing Tong Yang's appearance, Li Yang put down the water cup, and also had the intention to count down him, and reprimanded him with a smile on his face: "Are you stable and not ready to move forward? Everyone else is moving forward step by step, you are a donkey puller? You see that you are still unstable on the spot, and immediately start to walk upside down, sitting there every day like a person, even knowing that you can't learn anything to eat. ”

Tong Yang's face was slightly red, he had just been reprimanded by Uncle Yi, and he had another round here, and he didn't know if he would survive if he let his parents know. But it's a shame that the skin is thick enough not to show it. Alas, in fact, he doesn't want to, but it seems that he can't do anything in the face of his current situation, so he can only listen.

"Why did you go to self-study tonight?Why didn't you see you?" Li Yang had slowly rolled the results in his hand into a tube, how could Tong Yang not notice it, this is to get started. In Li Bantou's own words, slapping you with a roll is not to make you hurt, but to let you know that you still have a face. The next answer is very important, if the answer is wrong, then it is estimated that you will have to take such a beating, and give it a go: "Go to the toilet." ”

As soon as the words fell, I immediately felt a gust of wind on my face, "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, go to the toilet at every turn, are you a little creative?"

It seems that the bet was wrong, but at this moment, Tong Yang could only carry out the mistake to the end: "I really went to the toilet." I had diarrhea, and then I went to the infirmary to buy some medicine, but I didn't eat it, but I felt it again, and I went to the first floor to solve it. ”

"Go to the infirmary to buy medicine, where's the medicine?"

At this moment, the epsom stop finally came in handy, and Tong Yang hurriedly took it out: "Here." ”

Li Yang took the medicine and looked at the bottle, there were only seven left, which means that this kid ate three at a time. Immediately got angry again, and while patting it with the monthly exam table, he reprimanded: "Who taught you to eat so much, you are constipated?"

Tong Yang had already scolded Uncle Yi in his heart at this moment, what should I do, he gave me such a flawed prop, but now there is nothing I can do: "I want to hurry up, I accidentally ate too much." ”

"Tong Yang, I don't think you should eat diarrhea immediately, you should eat something to replenish your brain. You can take a pill wrong, and I don't know what to say. Can you cause less trouble all day long?"

Tong Yang lowered his head slightly, and was silent again, Li Yang looked at him pitifully, and he couldn't say a thousand words, so he sighed and asked, "Is it better?"

If you don't say that a teacher is a teacher, if Li Yang still reprimanded him vigorously at this time, it is estimated that Tong Yang would not have too much reaction, but this greeting really made him feel warm, but the lie had to continue: "No, it will be much better after eating." ”

"Okay, I don't want to say that you are too much, pay attention next time, and hurry up, there is not much time left for you, this looks like it's going to be the third year of high school, hurry up and study hard, go back"

"Oh, okay, goodbye, Mr. Li. ”

"Bring me the door. ”

Tong Yang's experience of skipping class finally ended with a thrilling result. And his decadent life was destined to be different from this night.

After returning to the classroom and sitting down in his seat, Zhang Xiaofei hadn't come back yet, and in his boredom, he remembered the reward that Uncle Yi said, so let's pass this kindergarten first.

Entering the computer system again, the beautiful voice of the elf still sounded inside: "Welcome back Mr. Xiyangyang, your current level is a kindergarten and primary school bully, do you have the last ideological and moral test?"

"Yes"

"Please do something to help others, such as helping an old lady cross the street. The duration of the exam is one hour, and if you fail, there is a twenty-four hour cool-down period for the questions to start. ”

Tong Yang was really speechless, where to help the old lady cross the road at this time, and even if he could, he couldn't help it. What can I do, do I have to wait another 24 hours?

While hesitating, Zhang Xiaofei rushed in like crazy, put a bunch of things in his hand, covered his butt with his hands and ran out, and Qiao Lei behind him was full of black lines: "Did your butt leak?"

Zhang Xiaofei shouted as he ran: "I can't hold it back, remember to send me paper." Wang Xin on the other side responded with a wicked smile: "No problem, you wait." ”

Qiao Lei's face was puzzled: "You can condone him?"

Wang Xin laughed: "It's not too late to send it when his leg is numb, and you have to do whatever you want him to do when the time comes." ”

Qiao Lei complained: "You are really vicious, there is not much time left before the second night of self-study, is it too late?"

"If it's too late, let Tong Yang go, I think the relationship between the two of them is like glue. ”

At this moment, Tong Yang was still immersed in his own world, no matter what they were talking about, and when he was hesitating how to solve the problem, the elf suddenly prompted: "The same table without paper, do you help him?"

Without the slightest hesitation, Tong Yang quickly took out the paper from the desk, tore it off and walked outside. The two people in the back were a little stunned when they saw his actions, according to Tong Yang's urine in the past, they decided to go with Wang Xin, this time they didn't have any rebuttal, and directly expressed it with actions, which was really unexpected.

Tong Yang trotted all the way, walked into the toilet and went straight to the first pit, because according to the habit of fat people, he only liked that position. As for Tong Yang himself, he prefers the penultimate one, and as for why, it is said that this is determined by character.

Sure enough, the fat man was looking down at something, Tong Yang shouted: "Fat man, what are you doing?" This shout, the fat man didn't react, he slowly raised his head and replied seriously: "I see what's in the I pulled, I seem to have diarrhea." Tong Yang was used to the fat man's answer, but he still wanted to laugh. And a cry from the second pit made Tong Yang dare not speak out again: "Grass, which bastard shouted, the scared Lao Tzu's handpaper fell into the pit." ”

Tong Yang threw down the paper to the fat man and quickly withdrew, as for the brother in the second pit, he really couldn't care so much.

With the delivery of the paper paper, the elf's voice also sounded, "Congratulations on completing the test, you have officially won the title of kindergarten student, and successfully graduated, with your graduation, the system has also been upgraded, and the kindergarten achievement store is now open, you can exchange achievement points for the software in the store." At the same time, the system will give you ten G of traffic and ten GB of memory, I wish you a happy life. ”

Then Tong Yang's mind had an extra thing in the kindergarten achievement store, and next to him there was a gray thing, which seemed to be also a store, and the words "first grade" could be vaguely seen. Tong Yang clicked, and the elf immediately asked, "Do you want to start the first-grade test?"