Chapter 3 Systematic Judgment of Primary School Slag
Uncle Yi nodded appreciatively: "It's a gentleman, but you can't do it here, come with me." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Turning out of the central area of the Science District, the two came to a place called the Lab.
After pushing the door to enter, the number of equipment and instruments in the scene is not as good as the outside, but from the outside, it seems to be more sophisticated. Uncle Yi directly arranged for him to sit on an ordinary-looking chair, and then went to the computer in the back to operate, and after a while, an instrument with a hood slowly covered the top of Tong Yang's head, and then an oxygen mask was attached to his mouth and nose, the hood began to tighten, and the pipe above began to pump the air in the hood.
At this time, Uncle Yi put the crystal-shaped computer into a mechanical arm, and the mechanical arm slowly entered through the telescopic opening left in the hood. A very sharp scalpel poked out of the palm of the mechanical arm, slashed lightly along the back of Tong Yang's head, and then put the crystal in. Tong Yang only felt a chill in the back of his head, and then it seemed like something stabbed him in the head, followed by a very painful needle prick, although it was only a few seconds, but it still made him a little unbearable, and the beads of sweat flowed out quickly, but they did not fall with it, but kept hanging in the air. The pain made him feel very uncomfortable, but fortunately he persevered.
Seeing that Tong Yang persevered, and the whole process was quite smooth, Uncle Yi's previous tense nerves could be relaxed, but the specific experimental effect was still difficult to say. The effect can only be seen when the fibers on the crystals are fully integrated with his entire brain. Uncle Yi understood that Tong Yang still needed to rest at this time, on the one hand, after all, this was a brain operation, and on the other hand, the combination of crystals also needed to be smoother when the brain was silent, so he asked Tong Yang to take a good rest.
Tong Yang himself also felt that the whole person had no spirit, and he really needed to reply, obeying Uncle Yi's arrangement, the two returned to the guard room, and Tong Yang fell asleep directly on Uncle Yi's bed.
On the other side, Li Yang, who was looking for him from the toilet to no avail, began to notice that something was wrong, and he wouldn't really let Director Zhang say it, Tong Yang skipped class!
But if you don't have real evidence, don't jump to conclusions, find him first. Returning to the back door of the classroom, he gently pushed open the back door and walked in, the students were all studying very seriously, but no one noticed him. Slowly walked to Zhang Xiaofei's side, Zhang Xiaofei was doing exercises with his head down at this moment, but he didn't know what he was doing with his left hand in the desk.
Li Yang gently patted him on the shoulder, and Zhang Xiaofei, who was taken aback, couldn't help but exclaim: "I'm rubbing, I'm scared to death!" turned around and was about to scold, but when he saw that his head teacher immediately lost his temper, but the remaining oil stains on his face twitched with his mouth, and his left hand quickly pulled out from under the desk: "Teacher Li... What are you doing?" Li Yang couldn't laugh when he saw the appearance of a little flower cat with oil stains on his face, and he was still holding his left hand full of oil. Shaking his head: "Come out and go down." After speaking, he walked out of the door, Zhang Xiaofei followed him pitifully, and Wang Xin and Qiao Lei, who were sitting behind him, still squeezed their eyebrows at him, which made him even more annoyed. As soon as they left on the front foot, the two on the back foot couldn't help but snicker.
Li Yang took Zhang Xiaofei to the corner of the stairs, and before he could lick his left hand, he started directly: "Zhang Xiaofei, what are you doing during class?"
"I'm a little tired and hungry from studying. ”
"Why aren't others hungry?"
"They didn't try to learn. ”
"Does that mean you've worked hard to learn?
"Not this time. ”
"You still dare to talk back?"
"I'm telling the truth. ”
When encountering such a living treasure, Li Yang was unwilling to entangle with him on this topic anymore, which would only make him fall into his worldview. And the main reason for calling him out was to ask about Tong Yang's whereabouts.
"Where are you at the table?"
Zhang Xiaofei resolutely couldn't betray him at this time, raised his head, and said sincerely: "Go to the toilet." ”
Li Yang originally thought that this living treasure was a little cute, but now suddenly a lie was told so sincerely, I really couldn't stand it, so I picked up the propaganda newspaper at the corner of the stairs, rolled it up and slapped it at his head: "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, and say another one, I have already read the toilet, where is anyone?"
Zhang Xiaofei secretly scolded Tong Yang, you went out and had a good time, let me suffer here, although I wanted to sell him, but I still held back my grievances and said: "He told me to go to the toilet, how do I know he didn't go." ”
Sure enough, the trick of being wronged still had an effect, Li Yang didn't pursue it any longer, and slapped him again: "Go back, I'll find you eating in the future, be careful!" By the way, let him come to me when he comes back" As soon as he heard that there was nothing wrong with him, Zhang Xiaofei ran back as soon as he slipped away, leaving Li Yang still wondering where this kid went?
When Tong Yang woke up, he only felt that a long time had passed, and he didn't know how long he had been asleep. When I woke up, I only felt that my head was about to explode, and as soon as I calmed down, there was a very pleasant and moving female voice in my mind: "Welcome to use Master Yi to learn the computer, I am your service elf, please set your username and password"
I can't imagine that this crystal has such a high-tech function of the absolute smart product.,This is to set a user name.,Take one at will.,"Xiyangyang"
"Mr. Xiyangyang, congratulations on your successful registration, your current level is a kindergarten scumbag, please follow the elves to complete the task and upgrade together." ”
Tong Yang, who heard the voice conversation, was completely blindsided, although he is currently a little bit lower in this key class, but it is not that the kindergarten is all scumbag. What a broken machine, is there a basic ability to discriminate?
"You need to complete kindergarten exams in Chinese, mathematics, English, physical education, drawing, thinking and morality and other subjects to be promoted, are you ready?"
"Of course, let the horses come. ”
"The first subject is Chinese, please write the Chinese characters 1234567890 correctly. ”
I want to stump on such a simple question? I was done with five divided by two. "Congratulations, you have passed the written test in the language subject, followed by the speaking test. Please read 'Class Cadre Management Class Cadre' correctly and quickly five times within 15 seconds, and the timer will start. ”
The language is starting to have a spoken language? It's so advanced. No matter how much, Tong Yang still implemented it very seriously, but when he read it for the third time, he found that his tongue was about to be knotted.
"I'm sorry, you failed the test, do you want to go ahead and retake the test, or change the subject test?"
failed, Tong Yang was really going crazy, a student in the key class of Anyang Key High School actually fell on the kindergarten test, if this was spread out, would he still be able to live.
"Go on. . . ”
After rounds of "class cadres in charge of class cadres" who either knotted their tongues or overtimed, Tong Yang finally survived with difficulty. "Congratulations, you have completed the kindergarten Chinese single subject test, you have been upgraded from a scumbag to a primary school scumbag, do you want to continue the test of other subjects?"
"I choose math. ”
"Please match the corresponding number to the picture. ”
Mathematics is simply a question to send points, after all, this is just a kindergarten test, with the completion of mathematics and English, physical education subject tests, Tong Yang's level has slowly changed, kindergarten primary school scum has been promoted to kindergarten primary school bully, and now only painting and ideological morality are left.
"Please draw a self-portrait of yourself. ”
Although Tong Yang is not very good at drawing, it is quite easy to cope with the kindergarten test. The work was completed by dividing five by two, but the computer replied: "The pixel of the portrait is too high, it does not match me, and the test failed." ”
"What do you mean that the pixels of the portrait are too high? I just draw casually and it's beyond your aesthetics?
has been played by this elf many times, this time Tong Yang also wants to tease it, while drawing, while chanting: "An old Ding head, owe me two balls, I said three days back, he said four days back, I said get out... "A very puzzled portrait of the old Ding head is complete, and then submitted, to see how much your elf can score.
"Congratulations, your self-portrait is perfect, you passed the test. ”
"What? What kind of broken computer are you, I don't do it, I'm not old man Ding, this is teasing you, how can you do it?"
And the elf's reply really made Tong Yang speechless: "Come on, don't you want to tease me? ”
Isn't this elf too smart, I was thinking about everything, it knows everything, okay, you win, I'm old man Ding, okay.
Anyway, I'm a high school student who has some nerves to do these kindergarten questions, no matter what, let's get up and take a look first. Tong Yang struggled to sit up, except for his head feeling swollen, everything else was fine, and there was not much discomfort. At this time, Uncle Yi didn't know where to go, and just as he was about to come out of the back room, he heard a conversation outside.
"Uncle Yi, how is it?" Listening to this voice was a little familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was for a while. Then another voice sounded, "Ah, Director Zhang, who are you?" This voice is Uncle Yi's, why are these two people together?
"Oh, I'll take a look and ask you something, have you noticed a student sneaking out?"
"How come, I don't dare to get your signature from me."
"That's good, that's good. ”
"What's wrong, Director Zhang, what's going on?"
"It's nothing, I just met Mr. Li in the first class of the second year of high school, I went to the toilet to find students, I always feel that things are not so simple, come and take a look, nothing is wrong, you are busy. ”
"Well, you go slowly. ”