1.

Stupid Rabbit stood on Yitian's head with his head held high, and followed her to record the show.

Hmph, it's still good for the shovel officer to be tall, and it instantly seems that she herself has also been raised, and the scenery seen from the high vantage point is very different.

Su Lianxin's secret thinking seems to be good to become a human form _(:3"∠)_.

"Ahh

The rabbit on his head swayed, and immediately grabbed Yi Ting's hair before stabilizing it back on top of the shovel officer's head.

ε=Angry ε=Angry ε=Angry ε=Angry ε=(o'ω′)ノ Damn! Su Lianxin exploded, and pulled the hair of the shovel officer, where did this woman come from, and she actually called you Brain Gong! You shrink! You shrink you484 I really like females!

It's not called acting at all!

Yi Tilt: There is nothing to love in life with a cleanliness addiction, but you still have to laugh at life.

It's not that she doesn't want to take the rabbit off her head, it's that she can't pull it off at all.

"Brain Gong, have you heard of it, today's show will be changed to bring all the little animals together to promote feelings," Sun Er Tao raised his head in his heart, and he didn't expect to see Brain Gong's handsome face up close, and leaned his head on Yi Tilt's shoulder with a shyly face, and said sweetly, "It's really cool to arrange this way, and I can finally get in close contact with Brain Gong." ”

All kinds of pink atmosphere scenes came out from behind Sun Er, choking the stupid rabbit jumped directly from the top of Yi's head to his shoulders, raised the rabbit leg and stepped on Sun Er's face "quickly and ruthlessly": at first glance, she was not a serious girl, and she actually shouted as soon as she went out!

"The rabbit is too noisy, don't care. Yi couldn't reach the bottom of his eyes, reached out and pinched the soft hair on the rabbit's neck, and lifted the stupid rabbit into his arms.

Sun Er glared, touched his face, and was not scratched by the rabbit's paws, so he relieved Xiang Yitian to confirm with a little hesitation: "This rabbit was on top of your head before?"

The stupid rabbit's ears immediately stood up, yes! Yes! The top of the shovel officer's head is her rabbit nest!

Wait, what the hell is this smell Su Lian moved his nose and glanced back with his eyes!!!!

Σ(っ°Д°;) っ shovel official quickly protect this rabbit !! is actually one of the natural enemies!!

Yi Tilt held back the rabbit that kept burrowing into her clothes, (laughing and .jpg living), could she choose to rewind time?

She!

Absolutely, absolutely!

She likes rabbits!

With this rabbit, her "cold" image is about to collapse.

One of the natural enemies twisted around Ji Yunpiao's body, hissing and poking his head out in one direction.

Ji Yunpiao's eyes looked indifferently along the snake's head, and when he saw that it was Yitian's eyes lit up, he left the two assistants and walked over, "Morning." ”

"Ji Baobao, it's morning! The clothes you wore today seem to be different from your previous style. Sun Er looked at it carefully and said with certainty.

Ji Yunpiao nodded, "Ah, I actually don't feel it. ”

Sun Er: ...... Change to a song and drop the key a little, and you probably feel it.

Yi took two steps back quietly, but the snake seemed to be staring at her, and the snake body was longer.

Yi Tilt himself is also very afraid of snakes, but when he saw a rabbit in his arms that was shaking like a convulsion, he wanted to play a prank, but he didn't expect that the rabbit who was not afraid of the sky and the earth was also afraid.

The snake eats rabbits, but she just noticed that the snake teeth on Ji Yunpiao's body had been pulled out, and Yi Qian was a little more courageous......

After being smoothed by Yi Tilt a few times, the stupid rabbit finally stopped shaking and nested quietly in Yi Tilt's arms!

Su Lianxin: Who is shaking? Who said that this rabbit is shaking! Just now, it was obvious that the shovel officer was shaking so badly that he even took her with her, but she was smashed by a rabbit who had opened the spiritual intelligence cultivation! Chai is not comparable to these pure meat dishes!

Eh, shovel officer, what are you doing!!

actually pinched Ben Rabbit's neck again, even if the other hand is holding Ben Rabbit's fart, it can't hide the fact that you pinched Ben Rabbit's neck!

The stupid rabbit was quickly pushed to the front of the snake by Yi, "Ahem, let's get acquainted, this is the rabbit I drew before, named Rabbit Ball." ”

Su Lianxin's glare: Snake ...... Snake...... Snake......

Snake: [Hiss ~ Boom!]

The stupid rabbit saw the snake's bare teeth, and was so relieved that its paws were open. Wait!!!

"My snake hasn't been named yet, why don't you call it a mosquito coil, it's really super similar when it's coiled up. Ji Yunpiao took down the snake and formed a mosquito coil cake.

got the mosquito coil with a new name, looking up from below, and glanced at the indescribable part of a rabbit, and two lumps of red blush floated on the snake's head: [hiss ~ da, your name is rabbit ball?]

How can such a stupid name be me, if I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, my name is Su Lianxin, Su, Lian, Xin. ]

You don't love me for being spicy! It's only one night, you actually put the rabbit in front of the snake QwQ, the snake will eat the rabbit, forget it! The most important thing is that the snake can actually talk!!

What if it's a very powerful cultivator, you can't beat it without teeth, stupid rabbit for the safety of his life, and immediately moved in Yitian's hands.

"Rabbits are afraid of snakes, so Ji Baobao should pay attention. Sun Er immediately reminded.

Ji Yunpiao, whose IQ was slightly on the line, calmly pinched the 7 inches of the mosquito coil, "That's fine." ”

Mosquito coil: [Confused, the nest is a god, Ni wants to pinch me, woo woo woo, da Xiao save the nest.] ]

Su Lianxin: [I can't protect myself, how can I save you!] Anyway, you are a snake (*≧m≦*), save me. And, Da Shao, what the hell. ]

Mosquito coils: [Da Xiao is Da Tai. ]

The snake and the rabbit were twisted into twists, and Yi Tilt was also distressed, so he put the rabbit back on top of his head, "Sun Er, what did you draw later?"

"I drew a duck, and the staff is still helping with the grooming, and you can see a beautiful duck later." ”

Hey——! what's going on with that super tasty tone.

2.

Emperor Kui walked over with his hairy crabs, "My old man really doesn't like crabs very much, and it's good to be able to get in touch with you young people when the program is changed." ”

"How can Kui Daxia be old, if such a handsome face is considered old, wouldn't I, a woman who is running for three, become an old witch. Sun Er hurriedly squeezed his face into a wrinkled face.

"That's right, it's almost three, so it's mature. ”

Sun Er was dumbfounded, and she didn't know how to answer, she was just a joke, she was actually taken seriously by the big actor Kui, just saw her duck being washed, and knew that Kui Dan wouldn't care, so Sun Er pretended to be angry and ran over.

Yi Qian really wants to light a row of candles for the snake and scorpion mouth of the Kui Ying Emperor, and it is really difficult for ordinary people to get this point.

"Little girl, that's angry?"

Sun Er seemed to be the first person to express his feelings to Kui Dan so directly, and Kui Yingdi was also caught in deep doubts.

"A woman's age cannot be said. ”

Kui Dan: Obviously, she said it herself.

Stupid Rabbit's two big ears were folded into airplane ears and lay quietly on Yi's head.

Ben Rabbit was not happy, and he couldn't understand what the shoveler and the diminutive human were talking about.

Mosquito coil: [hisss ~ da, the mud is actually out of the mountain, and the pot must be very happy.] ]

Stupid Bunny: [!Why are you still here!?]

What the hell is the Mandarin spoken worse than her, who has only been out of the mountain for a long time......! ⊙▽⊙ pot......

[Stupid snake!You are looking for death!Who is your sister-in-law!!]

A big rabbit ball grew out of the top of Yi's head. The mosquito coil was forced to become elongated and made a parabolic motion in the air.

Yi Tilt (live with a smile.jpg): Can she ask for a return?

"Yitian, you assistant is reckless, you have to change. Kui Dan said as if he didn't care, and took off the rabbit ball on Yi's head by the way, picked up the vegetable leaves prepared by the program team on the side and fed them.

Yi tilted his head and touched the fried rabbit, and said with a light smile, "Thank you senior for reminding." ”

(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻She!really!don't eat it!cabbage!da!but......

Stupid Rabbit had to pretend to be an ordinary rabbit, and munched on fried vegetable leaves that were unpalatable to her with teary eyes.

Su Lianxin looked up at Yi Tilt, and then at Kui Yingdi. ( ̄~ ̄) chewed two mouthfuls of vegetable leaves, and looked at Ah Bai who was walking not far away, and couldn't understand it even more, why should the shovel officer beware of this person who looks honest?

The human world is so complicated! Rabbits are about to be dizzy.

It's like a rabbit, if there's a problem that can't be solved by one carrot, come with two!

Yi Qian knew that the previous words were deliberately said by Kui Dan to Ah Bai. took the water handed over by Ah Bai, paused, looked at the rabbit's pure eyes, and said softly without hearing any tone, "I, I'm temporarily used to Ah Bai's care." ”

Kui Dan put the rabbit in Ah Bai's hand, looked at Yi Tian with a smile, and continued to lift the hairy crab, "You are very good, but it's a pity that you gave birth to the wrong gender, it's a pity." ”

- You were born of the wrong gender.

It seems that she has been hearing others say this about her lately, and she has had this wrong idea for a while, that gender hinders her growth and blocks her light, and everything that should be an advantage becomes a disadvantage because of gender.

After a while, she was extremely unconfident and doubted herself, because of gender and sexuality, she felt that she should not save zài, a world that does not accept gray zài.

After all this time, she had long since removed that layer of restraint.

It is not the condition of birth to share the sin of one's own cowardice.

Yi tilted his head, "No, I love my gender. ”

[Small Theater * My ordinary hair is very standard]

Stupid Rabbit raised his paws: I speak Mandarin very well! Look at the mosquito coils!

Yitian: That's different, the mosquito coil's teeth have been pulled out, and the speech leaks more than you.

Mosquito coils: hiss, da, cute!

The stupid rabbit stared for three seconds, and then cried with a "squeak".