1.

After the hair is dried, the rabbit is soft and big, and it looks much cuter.

Fluffy, pinched in the hand, the right size, just right.

After the comb, although the hair is combed in the same direction and looks more supple, the rabbit is still a good one.

Yi Tilt lifted the rabbit up, and now it really looked like a ball, "Give you a name, how about a rabbit ball?"

Wait a minute...... Yi Qian looked at the lump of hair that had just come out of the ground, squinted and looked at the rabbit in his hand, how could he lose so much hair and gain more weight.

The fingers pressed the rabbit fur, and the size of the bones was still the same as just now, Yi Qian thought a little hesitantly, "Is it really that the hair will become bigger if you rub it?"

Rabbit Ball ......

Su Lianxin's face was desperate...... I just want to make myself look fluffy and cute, why isn't this shovel officer on the same channel.

Despair lasted only three seconds, and when he heard the name Yi Tian took next, Stupid Rabbit wanted to cut off his ears.

"The cotton balls seem to look good, too. ”

Su Lianxin: ...... Shovel officer, can we get rid of the word ball, (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻ She looked at where it was round like a ball.

Yi Tilt weighed the weight of the rabbit in his hand, "The light one is the same as nothing, why don't you call it a cloud?"

Su Lianxin: ...... What a coincidence, it's the same as whose mount name is a dime, and not a single phonetic transcription is bad!

"It's too undomineering to call the clouds, and it's not in line with my image to take it out, otherwise, how about calling it an overlord. ”

Not at all!!!!

Never compromise!!! you are called overlord, and your whole family is called overlord QAQ!!

Su Lian's heart exploded, is she a mother, a mother! And even if she is a male, she won't get up like this...... So...... Form 2, yes, I won't have such a name for Form 2!!

Su Lianxin: I suspect that you are a real man, shovel officer! You just secretly operated on me behind my back when I didn't know it! And now there is still a woman's gender! In fact, he is a man at all.

"Otherwise, how about calling it Tang Dao, and I can also buy you customized clothes for Tang Dao, which looks amazing. ”

Su Lianxin: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻Where is the like, it's even more unbelievable than the name just chosen, it's hard to hear and cry, okay!!

Shovel officer, you're really a girl, what the hell are these names!

"Forget it, let's call it a rabbit ball, it's quite similar. ”

Don't don't !!

You're called Rabbit Ball, and your whole family is called Rabbit Ball!!

The stupid rabbit clawed at his ears with two broken paws!

Yi Tilt encountered the problem of the century again, and in the afternoon he got the rabbit home on a whim, and he didn't think of the problem of buying a rabbit cage at all.

There's still a bunch of rabbit fur there.

Yitian, who had a clean habit and lazy cancer at the same time, decided to go take a bath first, rabbit fur, and wait for Ah Bai to come over tomorrow and hand it over to her.

Yi tilted the rabbit's butt, found an empty room in a small shop, and decided to put the rabbit in for a while.

Afraid of running and flying like rabbits and legs, Yi Tilt also took advantage of his long legs and left the room quickly with two big steps.

The rabbit froze, and only reacted when he heard the sound of the door clicking and locking, and immediately followed.

The door is locked!

Anxiously, he grabbed the door with his claws.

Ahh

But...... Stupid Bunny puffed out her cheeks, she had a little more to do before then.

The rabbit's paw touched his belly, and the crisp sound of "clicking" of the radish sounded in the room.

For housework or something, eat a carrot first.

2.

Stand next to the bathtub and watch the water slowly fill the entire bathtub.

Yi took off her bathrobe and went into the water, and every time she worked as long as she worked, she liked to take a relaxing bath with the whole person.

[When you are in the water, time stands still and you are isolated from the world. 】

It's just that this quiet time has not been two seconds before it is interrupted by the ringing of the mobile phone.

Yi Tilt suppressed his unhappy mood and took the phone.

- Luan Yuzhu.

"Yitian, are you satisfied with the rabbit you sent today?"

The slender fingers were cocked, and Luan Yuzhu looked at the fingers that had just been painted with red nail polish, and called Yi Tilt.

["Well, the rabbit sent by Mr. Luan is very cute, I like it very much."] Yi poured out the bath, and his voice sounded particularly lazy through the phone.

Somewhat...... Sexy.

Luan Yuzhu's eyes were uncontrollable and glanced in the direction of the Bluetooth headset in his ear, "Yitian, what are you doing now?"

["Take a bath."] I just cleaned the rabbit and was a little tired. ”]

The meaning of refusal is self-evident, Luan Yuzhu swiped the picture on the phone screen with a smile, "I originally said that I wanted to go to Yitian to see the rabbit today?"

Poked the smile of the rabbit with a sincere face.

The advantage of not having to face to face is that she can still maintain her sanity without seeing Yitian's lethal smiling face.

["Sister Luan."] ”]

"Ah......" It was rare to hear Yi Dumping so intimately, and Luan Yuzhu's brain stopped working for two seconds.

["When the festival is over, let's go to the hot springs together."] ”]

Hot spring...... Luan Yuzhu's nosebleed is about to come out, so I'll let you go for the time being!

3.

Yi tilted a gloomy face and hung up the phone.

Thinking of the recording of the program after the small animals were divided in the afternoon, as I said before, the recording of "Delicious Story" was separated by everyone, and there was no interaction, and the broadcast of the show was just five or six minutes of time for everyone to communicate with the small animals.

In the small room, the time for Yi Tilt to hold the rabbit and rub around quickly passed......

It's just that......

I don't know if the director saw the headlines on Weibo that have been there for a long time today, or if there is a different "leader", he gave special guidance, and he decided to change the show before he officially started according to the script.

What will happen to the program team next, Yi Tilt can't predict at all, because of the signing of the contract, she can only play with the program team.

In order to no longer be harassed during the show, Yitian had to give up such a condition to trap Luan Yuzhu.

- The current entertainment industry is very impetuous, all kinds of fame and fortune, and there is no room for regret about the results of an careless choice.

And she, obviously not planning to sacrifice herself, Yi tilted the corners of her mouth, wanting to soak me?

The newly learned "Evil Spirit" smiley face has not unfolded for three seconds......

There was a "poof" sound, and the water splashed all over his face.

Yi Tian was momentarily stunned, what the hell !!? could it be that the ceiling has fallen off powder? This is a bit excessive, it takes such a big splash of tofu scum to fall out.

Yi hurriedly wiped the water off his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, he ..................==

I saw a stupid rabbit swimming towards her.

Stupid Rabbit lifted his head from the shovel officer's chest in disbelief, pushed 10 centimeters away, and stepped on the white flowers under his feet, soft and soft, not fake!!

Shovel officer!

Target!

Chest!

It's so big!!

Ahh

She's wrong!!Shovel officer's material!Better than a girl!

_(:3"∠)_But how do you usually become more manly than men?

Eh, it hurts, it hurts!!

The rabbit ears were lifted by Yi Tilt, "How did you get here?"

The bathroom door was closed, and the gap under the door was so narrow that it was impossible for a rabbit to crawl through. Moreover, she had obviously locked the rabbit in the room just now, so it was absolutely impossible for her to be mistaken.

Yi is so tired, she is going to be mentally weakened by this rabbit today, and the strange things she encountered in the day after meeting this rabbit are even stranger than all the supernatural events she has encountered in the past 26 years.

The stupid rabbit's eyes wandered, so she wouldn't sue the shovel officer, because she heard that the shovel officer was actually talking to someone on the phone, and she was in a hurry......

Teleported!

Hahaha, this rabbit is still very powerful, although she hasn't learned anything, but!

Eh, what a taste, so fragrant, the rabbit sniffed his nose!

Ahhh!!h

Make yourself so fragrant, do you want to hook up with that Mr. Luan!!! Moreover, what rabbit sent by Mr. Luan!!

Apparently she sent it herself...... Wrong...... Apparently she ran over on her own.

4.

#分享一个怀疑自我的奕倾#

Here's the thing, the next day, Ah Bai came over.

Yitian's lazy cancer attacked, and asked Ah Bai to help her clean up the rabbit fur that she didn't deal with yesterday.

"Brother Yi, but I didn't see rabbit fur in the house. Ah Bai held up the vacuum cleaner with questions on his face.

"How is that possible!? Yesterday I brushed a bunch of hair on the rabbit ball. ”

Yi leaned around the house, and there was not a single hair !! the groove!!! could she have hallucinated yesterday!!

The rabbit is still that ball!!Why doesn't there be a single rabbit hair.

Rabbit Ball: ......

Bunny Ball turns around and pretends to be eating a vegetable leaf.

Yesterday, she thought that the shovel officer wanted to use the rabbit fur to release so much hair.

Before, if she hadn't just heard a call to ask this stupid assistant to throw away the rabbit fur, she would have treasured it! for so many years!

It's wasted!

Her rabbit fur can be used as a magic weapon (although she doesn't know how to do it yet), and the shovel officer actually laments pear steaming!

So before the stupid assistant came, she took all the hairs _(:3"∠)_

#分享一个坑铲屎官一万年的兔叽#

【Small Theater * Lost Keyboard】

Rabbit Burst Claw: Rotten author, your code words are too slow and spicy! When can I become a human!

The rotten author said he didn't want to talk to you and threw a keyboard at you.

Tilt means that it catches your keyboard and throws the keyboard*10 at you.

The bad author said that he was hit by a critical hit, seriously injured, and was bedridden.

So it was interrupted.