7. The crew arrived!
Chen Feng shook his head:
"I don't really like talking to women. ”
"Why?" Wang Ming was puzzled.
"It's troublesome. Chen Feng sighed earnestly, raised his head slightly, and looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, as if remembering some past events.
"Women are creatures that are inherently illogical and unpredictable... It's like chatting, often chatting halfway through, I lose my temper for some reason, which makes me speechless..."
Chen Feng just complained casually, but he didn't expect Wang Ming on the other side to hear this, and slapped his thigh and said:
"Brother Feng, our heroes see the same thing!"
He looked at Chen Feng's eyes like a mountain and a river meeting a bosom friend, just like Boya meeting Zhong Ziqi.
"I've chased a few girls before, that was when I was studying, chatting with the girls on WeChat, chatting and chatting, and the girls suddenly ignored me. Another time, the girl said to take a bath, and there was no reply after a few hours of washing, so much so that I thought something had happened to someone else in the bathroom, so I quickly called the police... In the end, my sister not only didn't appreciate me, but even scolded me for being brain-dead and blocked me..."
Wang Ming said as he grabbed his hair.
Obviously, with his emotional intelligence, he hasn't figured out what the hell is going on until today, why is he so unpopular!
"Hahaha. ”
When Chen Feng heard this, he laughed.
For the next hour, Chen Feng pulled Wang Ming to sit there and talk, and most of the chat revolved around complaining.
“... At that time, I was still in college, and I knew a girl from the art department, and I came out to play a few times, and I felt very eye-catching, and one day we went out to play alone, and when we came back, it was more than twelve o'clock. At that time, she leaned on the back seat of my bicycle and told me that the dormitory manager was very fierce and did not open the door in the middle of the night, saying that she had no place to sleep... I helped her call the dormitory manager up and open the door, and she also said goodnight to me. As a result, when I looked for her again the next day, I found that she had blocked me... Brother Feng, don't you think this is strange?"
"Well, it's weird. ”
"Another time, not long ago, a friend introduced a girl to me, first added WeChat to chat for a long time, and then made an appointment to come out to watch a movie, it was a midnight show. My sister asked me if I had brought my ID card, and I laughed at her for 'dirt buns, I don't need an ID card to watch movies', and then she never replied to my messages, so I bought two tickets for nothing..."
"This girl is not normal. ”
"And..."
The more they talked, the more speculative they became, Wang Ming even forgot what he was here for, and was about to continue to share his experience when he was suddenly interrupted by a series of mobile phone ringtones.
Wang Ming looked down and found that Chen Feng's mobile phone screen was full of WeChat messages.
It is conservatively estimated that Miss Zhao sent at least thirty messages.
“... You even ignored me, were you stoned to death by dumbbells?!"
At this time, Zhao Yue, who was sitting in the hospital office for a lunch break, was so angry that he stomped his feet, almost wanting to strangle Chen Feng to death.
But she didn't give up, and continued to bombard with text messages, but she didn't believe it, with her superior conditions, she couldn't even provoke a fitness coach?
...
“... Brother Feng, why don't we stop first, Miss Zhao has sent you a lot of messages. ”
In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore, and Wang Ming had to be reminded.
"Khan. Chen Feng found out at this time.
He picked up his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat and took a look, and there were more than 30 messages in the chat box, all of which came from Zhao Yue alone.
(Beauty, beauty, beauty) What is Coach Chen doing?
(Daze, daze, daze) Is Coach Chen still teaching other people?
(sad, sad, sad) why don't you ignore me, are you busy?
...
When he got to the back, he couldn't see a single word, it was a whole line of expressions, either angry, or white-eyed, and even a few cursed expressions, which made Chen Feng inexplicable.
"What the hell is this..."
Wang Ming also leaned over to take a look, probably because he admired Zhao Yue in his heart, and he immediately understood what was going on.
He patted Chen Feng on the shoulder and said, "Brother Feng, you ignore others for a long time, Miss Zhao is a little angry." ”
"Khan... Are you angry?" Chen Feng only felt a little incomprehensible, a woman's heart was still too narrow-minded.
"Since I'm angry, then I can't pay attention to her, and I'll be scolded by her. ”
"Don't. Wang Ming shook his head and said with a serious face: "Brother Feng, Miss Zhao is your student, you ignore others like this and don't please you, at least you have to coax a few words, right?"
"Oh, too. Chen Feng thought about it and felt that it made sense.
So he looked down at the screen.
On the side, Wang Ming also looked nervously, not knowing how Brother Feng would reply to Miss Zhao?
As a result, Chen Feng only sent a smiling expression.
Less than three seconds after sending the message, the chat box showed that (the other party was typing... But no news has been sent for a long time.
Obviously, Zhao Yue over there, seeing this perfunctory expression, was already about to go crazy, and he couldn't wait to get out of the mobile phone screen and bite Chen Feng to death.
Even Wang Ming's straight brain, he knows that in this case, replying to an expression is an absolute act of death, such a perfunctory attitude, that woman can stand it?
But Chen Feng just did it.
He couldn't help but give a thumbs up:
"Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the tiger mountains,... Brother Feng, you cow..."
...
"Wang Ming, I'll let you go close, and you just put it aside and give me nonsense?"
After Wang Ming left his seat, he was quickly surrounded by other colleagues, among whom Zhao Jian even held his hands on his chest and looked at him with a dissatisfied expression.
"Brother Jian, I'm here as you say. Wang Ming hurriedly explained.
"Brother Feng, he told me that he didn't seem to have done this before, and this is the first time he has been a coach..."
"What else?" Zhao Jian frowned.
Wang Ming hesitated for a long time, and finally thought of another one:
"And... That Miss Zhao chatted with Brother Feng on WeChat, and her tone was very ambiguous, but Brother Feng didn't care about others... I was so angry that I wanted to hit someone..."
Hearing this, Zhao Jian had a calm face, as if he was thinking about something.
After a long while, he pulled out a sneer and said:
"Hmph, I see. ”
"Brother Jian?" the others all looked at him with puzzled expressions.
Seeing Zhao Jian with a smug smile on his face, he glanced at everyone: "I tell you, you have all been deceived by this trick surnamed Chen!"
"I bet that Spotted Tiger yesterday, he must have received Coach Chen's money to accompany him in acting!"
"Brother Jian, is it really fake?"
When they heard this, they were all skeptical.
I saw Zhao Jian analyze in an orderly manner:
"This surnamed Chen himself has said that he has never done this before, so he can play the barbell so slippery, is it possible? The bell plate on the barbell and the cliff are all plastic! And the spotted tiger, I don't know how much money he collects behind his back, and he acts so well!"
"Also, what are Miss Zhao's conditions, you all have a number, right? Wang Ming's kid is obscene with others every day. But the person surnamed Chen actually ignored Miss Zhao, which is not logical at all! There is only one explanation, Miss Zhao is also an actress, and she came here to set off!"
Speaking of this, Zhao Jian's tone was very affirmative.
"Brother Jian, what is Coach Chen's purpose in doing this?"
"What else can it be, just to show yourself off in front of Mr. Li!" Zhao Jian said triumphantly, "In order to soak us Mr. Li, this product did not hesitate to spend money to invite two actors to come over to act, and it was really bloody." ”
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Chen Feng with the victor's contempt in his eyes.
"I'm going to report to Mr. Li and see what Mr. Li's reaction will be when he knows. ”
This sentence was raised in a high tone, and it was deliberately said to Chen Feng.
When Chen Feng heard this, he felt funny in his heart, but he still turned his head very cooperatively, and sneered: "Brother Jian, it's not good for you to be like this... I finally arranged this good show, if you give a small report to Mr. Li, I haven't been busy for half a day..."
"Hmph. ”
Seeing that Chen Feng was soft, Zhao Jian felt even more proud in his heart, only to feel that the previous unhappiness was gone.
I thought I grabbed your handle, and I can't kill you kid now?
At this time, Chen Feng suddenly chuckled and said faintly:
"Brother Jian, a cheap person like you is going to be beaten..."
"Who dares to hit me?"
Zhao Jian's eyes widened, and he was about to provoke a few words, but he found that the people next to him all looked like they wanted to say something, and they didn't agree with him at all, and couldn't help but wonder: "Why don't you speak?"
"Brother Jian...", the coach who had the best relationship with Zhao Jian, pointed behind him and said, "The spotted tiger is here again... It's right there at the front desk..."
"What?"
Zhao Jian frowned, turned around to look, and saw a strong man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist walking in outside, with heavy white gauze wrapped around his upper body, and it was the spotted tiger from yesterday.
"Is it really an actor?
"Cliff yes!" Zhao Jian said in a firm tone, sneering:
"Damn, you dare to scare us. Wait, see how I demolish him!"
After speaking, Zhao Jian walked over violently, stood directly in front of the spotted tiger, straightened his chest and said:
"How dare you come?"
"Why can't you come?" Spotted Tiger glanced down at him, and said in a dissatisfied tone, "I'm not here to cause trouble, I'm looking for someone." ”
"I'm looking for you Malegobi!"
When Zhao Jian heard this, he was so angry that he burst out on the spot.
He poked the spotted tiger with his finger and sneered: "Stupid big man, I see that you work so hard, it's not cheap to invite you to act, right? It wasn't enough to act in "Huo Yuanjia" yesterday, and today I am still preparing for the entire sequel "Ip Man" to come out?"
"What are you talking about?"
The spotted tiger looked inexplicable.
"Hey, hey, what's still pretending?" Zhao Jian sneered a few more times, turned around and beckoned to the others, "Big guy, come on, this product is still installed, and the acting skills are really good!
"Really an actor?"
When the coaches next to them saw this scene, they looked at each other and became suspicious.
I saw Zhao Jian turn around, poke the spotted tiger's chest again, and said:
"Stupid big man, Lao Tzu knows that you are an actor, don't pretend to be special, hurry up and tell the truth, how much money did the surname Chen give you?"
"Neuropathy. The spotted tiger shook his head, suppressed his anger and said, "I remind you, don't touch my pectoral muscles, they were just bandaged yesterday, and the wound hasn't completely healed yet." ”
Spotted Tiger's words were originally a reminder, but after Zhao Jian heard it, he smiled and said, "Yo, why do you still pretend garlic for me?" Let me take a look, this bandage is strong enough, and the props are very realistic!"
"You're stupid for me?"
After speaking, Zhao Jian directly moved and pulled the bandage on the chest of the spotted tiger, revealing his strong pectoral muscles and a large bruise.
The air was suddenly quiet.
Everyone knows that bandages can be faked, but bruises on wounds can't, which is obviously a sign of trauma.
Zhao Jian was stunned on the spot.
This isn't an actor?
No way!
He raised his finger and tentatively poked the bruise to test the authenticity of the wound, and the spotted tiger hissed his teeth.
Rao is spotted tiger was patient, and he couldn't help it at this time, and said in a cold voice:
"You're looking for death?"
Zhao Jian only felt a chill from his spine to the Tianling Gai, and he raised his head just in time to see the angry face of the spotted tiger.
"Big brother, misunderstanding... Misunderstanding..."
As he was talking, Zhao Jian's collar was grabbed by the spotted tiger, and the whole person was lifted alive like a chicken.
The colleagues on the side could only swallow their saliva when they saw this, and looked at him with sympathy on their faces.