Chapter 2: My ...... Mother-in-law!

"Okay, little ancestor, I'...... The egg hurts, so is there any way you can cure it?" Yan Song looked at Lin Feng with a flattering smile on his face.

Yan Song's expression almost made their jaws drop when they all caught the eyes of the two security guards, it was the first time they had seen Yan Song so polite and respectful to a person.

Could it be that this guy is a doctor, and can he treat the principal's egg pain?

The two security guards thought of this possibility, and they were slightly able to accept it.

At this moment, Lin Feng glanced Yan Song up and down, then put his hand into his clothes, rubbed it for a while, and then when he took it out, there was an extra black mud in his palm.

Nima, how long has this guy not taken a bath, and he rubbed a ball of mud!

The corners of the two security guards and Yan Song's mouths twitched.

However, immediately after, Lin Feng handed the dirt to Yan Song with a smile on his face: "Old fellow, eat it!"

What?

Looking at the dirt in Lin Feng's hand, and then listening to his words, Yan Song and the two security guards were dumbfounded.

Eat...... Eat it......

Vomit!

The two security guards couldn't hold back the churning in their stomachs anymore and retched.

Yan Song was full of wry smiles, he knew that his little ancestor's medical skills were extraordinary, but the means of curing diseases were varied, and he could only grab the mud and put it in his mouth at the moment, and chew it in a big gulp.

Damn, the principal actually ate it?

The eyes of the two security guards almost fell out, and if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't have believed that the majestic headmaster would eat the dirt on other people's bodies, which is simply a fantasy.

It's just that Yan Song's face was full of bitterness when he first ate it, but as he chewed, his eyes became brighter and brighter, as if he was not eating mud, but delicacies from the mountains and seas.

"It......'s delicious! It's delicious!Sweet and astringent, bitter and bitter, bitter and fragrant!fragrant!Fragrant!"Yan Song closed his eyes slightly, and he actually looked like he was enjoying himself, which made the two security guards begin to doubt life.

Is the headmaster crazy?

The two security guards really wondered at this moment that Yan Song had something wrong with his head, otherwise, how could he eat other people's dirt and still enjoy it like this.

When Yan Song opened his eyes, his gaze towards Lin Feng was full of expectation:

"Little ancestor, is it true that if I eat your mud, my egg pain will be cured?"

Only Yan Song knows how big Lin Feng's ability is, not to mention mud, even if the other party says that eating rice fields is effective, Yan Song will not hesitate to do it.

Lin Feng shrugged his shoulders, then turned over his hand and took out a green vial and handed it to Yan Song: "After every bath, wipe your body with this, and you will be healed in less than ten days!"

Well?

Yan Song was stunned for a moment, then took the vial, and then asked with a puzzled face: "The mud that the little ancestor asked me to eat just now, the effect is ......?"

"Effect?" Lin Feng was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head, smiled awkwardly and said:

"Ahem, I just want to know the smell of dirt on my body, so let you taste it, this dirt has no effect on your illness!"

I pour!

Yan Song's body tilted, and he suddenly stumbled.

Nima, O pit!

Originally, he thought that the dirt would cure his egg pain, so he swallowed it without hesitation, but he didn't expect that this bastard was just letting himself taste it......

Ahem, don't say it, that dirt is delicious!

After that, under the shocked gaze of the two security guards, Lin Feng was respectfully invited into the academy by Yan Song.

……

In the principal's office, Lin Feng asked while drinking tea:

"Old man Yan, let's say, let me come to your school this time, what else is there to do besides helping you treat egg pain?"

Lin Feng came to Jiang Province this time, in addition to having his own purpose, another reason was that his grandfather, Old Man Lin, entrusted him to complete a task.

But Old Man Lin didn't tell him what the task was!

Especially thinking of the old man's stumbling appearance before he came, Lin Feng's heart went up and down.

Nima, Lao Tzu won't be pitted by that old thing, right?

Hearing Lin Feng's words, Yan Song's face was filled with a thick strangeness: "Little Ancestor, didn't Mr. Lin tell you?"

"Tell me what?" Lin Feng frowned.

"Ahem......" Yan Song saw that Lin Feng really didn't know, so he rubbed his hands at the moment, looked at Lin Feng playfully and said:

"Actually, the reason why Lin Lao sent you here is to let you protect your future mother-in-law!"

Burst!

Hearing this, Lin Feng squirted out the tea in one gulp, and asked in a daze, "What? What do you say......? My mother-in-law?"

Emma, brother is eighteen years old, beautiful as a flower, or a virgin with yellow flowers, where did the mother-in-law come from?

Lin Feng squirted out of the tea, all of which fell on Yan Song's face, and at this moment he wiped a handful of water stains on his face, and said with black lines on his head:

"Back then, your grandfather, Mr. Lin, traveled through the world, passed through Jiang Province, and saved a person, and then this person made a 'grandchild marriage contract' with your grandfather in order to repay his kindness! That is to say, that person's granddaughter or granddaughter is your future wife."

Lin Feng reacted at this time, about this family affair, the old man did tell himself, but now let himself protect his mother-in-law, what's the matter? Shouldn't he protect his future wife?

As if seeing Lin Feng's doubts, Yan Song's face became even more strange, as if he wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh:

"Little ancestor, the person your grandfather saved before has now become the richest man in Jiang City! But he only has one daughter under his knees, and his daughter is also your mother-in-law, who is now studying at our Jiang Provincial University!"

What's that?

Lin Feng almost suspected that he had misheard, and at this moment he stared at Yan Song: "...... How old is my mother-in-law?

"Twenty this year!" Yan Song said with a strange face.

Burst!

, mother-in-law is twenty years old?

"What about my future daughter-in-law?" Lin Feng asked dumbfounded.

"Ahem, you haven't been born yet!So you have to protect your mother-in-law!" Yan Song was already holding back his old face and flushed, if it weren't for Lin Feng here, he would definitely laugh.

And Lin Feng twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, and said with a pale face:

"You mean to say that I will protect my mother-in-law until she gets married and has a daughter, and then when her daughter grows up, I will marry her daughter?"

"That's right! that's what your grandfather meant!" Yan Song nodded.

I'm XX his uncle's XX!

Isn't this a game of Lao Tzu?

Lao Tzu protects his twenty-year-old mother-in-law, and then waits for her to get married and have a daughter, and then waits for his future wife for twenty years, when Lao Tzu will be forty years old, and he will still play with balls!

To maintain the virgin body of a yellow flower for more than forty years, Lin Feng has the urge to die when he thinks about it.

However, after thinking of a possibility, Lin Feng's eyes lit up: "Ahem, what's that? Old man Yan, can I marry my mother-in-law?"

Lin Feng felt that he was the same age as his mother-in-law, the man was unmarried, and the woman was unmarried, isn't this a proper and beautiful thing? At least he saved himself the pain of waiting for another twenty years as a virgin!

Who knew that when Yan Song heard this, he immediately burst into a rage, blew his beard and glared: "What? Little ancestor, how can you have such a dirty idea? That's your mother-in-law, you are going to mess with the wheel, no! Absolutely not!"

Chaotic wheels?

Hearing these two words, Lin Feng felt a pain in the egg, my future wife is still an egg, what a mess!

"Also, Mr. Lin told me before, I can't let you beat your mother-in-law's idea!" Yan Song then said triumphantly.

The old man confessed?

this old fart!

Lin Feng secretly scolded his ancestors for the eighteenth generation, this is a special pit grandson!

"Okay, little ancestor, come with me, I'll take you to meet your mother-in-law!"

Yan Song said with a smile on his face, and then turned around and left the office.

Lin Feng wanted to cry without tears, so he could only follow Yan Song in despair, and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.