Chapter 1: Egg pain is not a disease
"Hey, the 32A girl in front of you, wearing a blue lace hood and wearing a joyful and discouraged girl, you ...... Your are gone!"
Outside Jiang Provincial University, an abrupt voice sounded in the crowd, which suddenly made everyone's figures stunned, especially the school flower Luo Bing in the crowd, and her pretty face was even more red, ashamed and angry!
32A!
Blue lace hood!
Joyful and discouraged...... Isn't that talking about me?
Luo Bing never thought that as one of the four major school flowers of Jiang Provincial University, the goddess in the eyes of ordinary students would be teased openly.
Especially in front of so many classmates, even the color of his hood was said by someone.
At that moment, Luo Bing turned his head angrily, and suddenly saw that not far from him, a twenty-year-old young man was looking at him with a smile on his face.
The young man was delicate, with a touch of immaturity on his face, his hair was messy, he was wearing blue and white sweatpants and carrying a snakeskin bag, and he looked like a migrant worker who had just entered the city.
This young man obviously just came out of the countryside, and his appearance was full of dirt and scum, which seemed incompatible with the luxury of Jiang Provincial University.
At this moment, finding that Luo Bing turned his head, Lin Feng couldn't help but have a cheap smile on his face:
"Beauty, your are off!"
"You ......" Luo Bing originally had some sympathy for Lin Feng's tattered dress, but after hearing this sentence, his pretty face became more and more ashamed:
"Stinky rascal!"
After scolding him, Luo Bing snorted and turned his head and walked quickly towards the school, as if he had fled from the wilderness.
Stinky hooligans?
Lin Feng touched his nose and was speechless:
"Grandma is a bear, didn't the old man say that the girls in the city are of high quality?
Lin Feng shrugged his shoulders, then bent down to pick up a bottle of soothing milk from the ground, plugged in the straw, and drank it in a big gulp:
"Hey, don't say it, this beauty's milk is delicious!"
While drinking, Lin Feng had a trademark cheap smile on his face, and then walked towards the school one by one.
In the school, Luo Bing walked angrily, with shame and shame on his pretty face.
As one of the four school flowers of Jiang Provincial University, the proud daughter of the Luo family, how could she have been teased like this.
Especially the words 32A and joyful and unhappy, which made the corners of Luo Bing's mouth twitch, and he couldn't wait to bite that bastard to death!
"Stinky rascal! Big pervert! Shameless!"
Luo Bing greeted Lin Feng in her heart while walking angrily, however, when she had just walked more than ten meters, her footsteps suddenly stopped:
"Huh, that's not right!"
He ...... How did he know I was 32A? How did he know I was wearing a blue hood? Dressed with joy and gloom, this ......"
Luo Bing was completely stunned!
Her size is known only to herself and her mother, and the joyful and blue hood she only put on today is known to her.
And just now, the guy who fell into the scum actually said in one mouth, this ......
……
"ABCDEFG!
Lin Feng was walking towards the school at the moment, his eyes swept over the murder weapons without squinting, and he was singing his English song!
But his heart was wailing!
"How can the ball be so big! It's a foul! It's cheating!
……
"Hey, hey, who, you can't get in!"
Just as Lin Feng was walking towards Jiang Provincial University, a shout came, and then two security guards on duty appeared in front of Lin Feng.
The two security guards glanced Lin Feng up and down, and then said indifferently:
"The rags in our school have someone to collect them, you can't go in!"
In their eyes, Lin Feng carried a snakeskin bag on his back and wore a pair of sweatpants with dirt and slag, he was definitely a migrant worker in the city who collected garbage, and for this kind of person, they naturally would not let him enter the noble Jiang Provincial University.
Lin Feng looked at the brightly dressed students around him, looked at himself again, couldn't help touching his nose, and grinned:
"You two don't have long eyes, do you think Ben Shao is a rag?"
Ben less?
The two security guards were stunned, and some didn't react.
"Of course it's Ben less!" Lin Feng's arrogant man raised his head and said arrogantly:
"Do you two know what's the most popular thing these days?"
What's popular?
The two security guards couldn't help but shake their heads, what's popular, it's their little security.
"Fashionable costumes!" Lin Feng patted the clothes on his body proudly, and suddenly splashed a puff of dust:
Look at this Kanter casual shirt, although the appearance is dirty, but it is soft and smooth, dirt and not stained, it is a pure handmade product in Italy! This Feier slack, the dust can not hide its elegance, but it is produced by the British royal family! This snakeskin bag, made of Amazon man-eating python leather! This is called, low-key pretend!Understand?"
Lin Feng pinched his waist with one hand, and introduced the two security guards while foaming, the kind of eyebrows fluttering, and the cheap look of being full of ambition made the two little security guards stunned.
"Kanter casual shirts, why haven't you heard of this brand?"
"yes! I haven't heard of Feier slacks?"
"But the current rich kid always likes to be different, this guy's arrogant appearance really looks like those little bullies in the school!"
"If it's really those little ancestors, we can't afford to offend!"
The two little security guards muttered, although they had doubts, but they knew better that every young master Kuo in Jiang Province University could not afford to offend, if this guy in front of him was really pretending to be a young man, they really didn't dare to provoke.
"Ahem, classmate, which department are you from?, is what you said true?" a security guard asked Lin Feng respectfully for the sake of prudence.
"Hey...... Of course......" Seeing the appearance of the two security guards, Lin Feng's smiling little face suddenly became a blank: "It's fake!"
Originally, when they heard the word 'of course', the two security guards were still happy, but when they heard the back, the happiness on their faces suddenly froze.
Forehead......
Lin Feng gave the two of them a contemptuous look and touched his nose:
"I'm pretending, pretending to brag! Your IQ is really touching!"
Groove ......
The two security guards almost got their noses crooked, and they were about to go crazy on the spot.
However, at this moment, a smiling look appeared on Lin Feng's face again:
"I advise you not to be mad, I'm the one invited by your principal!"
"Fart!"
"You dare to say that your principal farts?" Lin Feng's eyes widened and he said with an exaggerated expression.
"I didn't say our principal farts, I said you fart!"
"And whether your principal farts or not?"
"Of course our principal farts!"
"You're saying your headmaster is farting again!"
At this moment, Lin Feng and the security guards stared at each other, chattering a lot, but the smiles on Lin Feng's faces became brighter and brighter, and the two security guards felt more and more weird.
Just when the two security guards felt that something was wrong, a serious voice came:
"Who said I fart?"
This sentence made the two security guards feel excited, and the expressions on their faces suddenly stiffened, and when they turned their heads, they suddenly saw an old man with black-rimmed glasses standing behind them.
This old man's face is full of majesty, it is the president of Jiang Provincial University - Yan Song!
"School ...... The principal ...... "The smiles on the faces of the two security guards were more ugly than crying, and they wanted to tear Lin Feng into eight petals, this bastard pit."
"Hmph!" Yan Song glared at the two security guards fiercely, and his old face flashed with anger.
And at this moment, Lin Feng, the smile on his face became brighter and brighter, glanced at Yan Song, and said with a smile:
"Old man Yan, they say you fart, do you fart, or don't you fart?"
Ga!
Lin Feng's words made the two security guards stunned for a moment, but they knew that Yan Song, as the president of Jiang Provincial University, was the most strict, and he was known as a 'black-faced Yama'.
No one has ever dared to joke with Yan Song, and now, this dirty boy dares to call the other party 'Old Man Yan', and ask the other party if he farts?
This...... This is simply a lantern in a thatched house, shining (looking for death)!
The two security guards had already closed their eyes at the moment, waiting for Yan Song to go berserk, however, what followed was not a raging storm, but ......
"Haha...... Little Ancestor, you're finally here! But let me wait for this old bone!"
What's that?
The two security guards were completely dumbfounded, they saw at this moment that Yan Song actually ran to Lin Feng with a fart on his face, and the flattering smile on his old face was like a chrysanthemum blooming.
This...... What's going on with this special meow?
The two security guards rubbed their eyes, almost unbelievably the 'black-faced Yama' known for his harshness!
At this moment, Yan Song didn't care about the shock of the security guard at all, and quickly pulled Lin Feng into Jiang Provincial University, and said to Lin Feng cordially as he walked:
"Little Ancestor, can the disease you called last time be cured?"
Yan Song and Mr. Lin are old acquaintances, so they naturally know Lin Feng, and they understand Lin Feng's origin and identity.
Thinking of Lin Feng's identity and prestige, Yan Song couldn't help but shudder, and his attitude became more respectful.
Lin Feng squinted at Yan Song, and asked with a smile:
"Old fellow, do you have a pain?"
Yan Song's face froze, and he said embarrassedly: "Yes...... It's testicle!"
"Isn't that just an egg hurt?" Lin Feng gave Yan Song a look of contempt, and then said with a smile:
"Egg pain is not a disease, it hurts to kill!"