Lin Chen was stunned for a moment before he reacted, it turned out that today was April Fool's Day.

I can't help but sigh with emotion: I think when I was in school, I was also a tricky little prince and said, now I actually forgot that there is such a festival, time This pig-killing knife not only kills appearance, it also kills memory!

"What do you want?"

Of course, Brother Chen was not interested in discussing the dialectical relationship between time and life with Zhao Xilin, so he said with a solemn face: "Xiaolinzi, you will still be less deceitful in the future, otherwise others will pull you into the blacklist." ”

"Huh?" the other party was stunned, "I'm just joking, what do you mean?"

Lin Chen threw him a sentence "You don't want to think about what the slogan of bee communication is", and turned to look at the other old military vehicles, these war machines he has been famous for a long time, of course he has to see enough today.

"Isn't it just 'having hyacinths and living an easy life', what's the matter?" Zhao Xilin frowned and whispered, then he suddenly raised his head and shouted at Lin Chen's back, "!"

He had already remembered that in addition to this formal slogan that emphasizes simple billing and easy choice, Bee Communications also has a short-lived slogan with a lifespan of only three days: "We know liars better".

Due to the lax management of some virtual operators, many numbers have flowed into the hands of fraudsters in the form of anonymous black cards, so that the 170/171 segment and the 400 segment (enterprise customer service hotline) have been widely used for telecom fraud. As more and more people form the answering habit of "4 don't listen, see 7 hanging", virtual merchants finally tasted the bitter fruit of harming others and themselves, and consumers voted with their feet to consciously stay away, 40 virtual merchants are facing the dilemma of insufficient users, and the original plan has become an empty letter.

It is in this situation that the management of Bee Communication has a hot brain, and put a series of advertisements on the Internet with "Bee News, Know Scammers Better" to show its good real-name management and anti-fraud capabilities.

At first, it was relatively normal, on the first day, they said that they were the first in the country to realize the full real-name of users, and on the second day, they moved out the statistics of Bee Call, Mobile Phone Manager, Bee Network Security Center and other departments to show their own interception results.

But on the third day, the newly released advertisement was a sudden change in painting style, a large amount of data was gone, and only a short animation remained: the white national map only had two dots, one blue and one red, on the southeast edge, and the blue dot emitted a curved arrow to poke the red dot not far next to it. In addition, there is no explanatory text, but as long as you look up a little on the Internet, you can understand the meaning, the blue dot location is Ludao City, the headquarters of Bee Xun, and the red dot location is Qingxi County, Minggang City, next door.

Fujian Province is unable to be self-sufficient in grain due to its mountainous areas and few fields, and has long formed a tradition of going out to earn a living; some people have been responsible for overseas studies and building Chinatowns; some people have traveled the whole country and started small businesses; and some people have not been able to stand such hardships and have chosen to become swindlers.

Because the earliest pioneers were not hit, relatives and neighbors followed suit, and then Qingxi, a mountainous tea-growing county, became the capital of Asian text messages, with national banks, customs, public security and law departments, e-commerce platforms and well-known universities all setting up unofficial communication centers here, sending more than one million text messages a day at peak times.

Bee Xun used arrows to point out Qingxi on the advertisement, probably with the original intention of "we are so close, so we know more about liars", but in fact, it was a map cannon, because a small number of liars bombed a million people in the county. So without waiting for the Qingxi Propaganda Department to come to the door, the advertisement was stopped by Atletico Madrid, and the marketing director who planned the series of advertisements was also forcibly dismissed by him to calm the situation.

However, the impact of the advertising event is not so easy to remove, this picture has been made into various gifs and emojis by almighty netizens, and even now, the "map gun" series of pictures is still a very commonly used ghost animal material.

Taking a breath, Zhao Xilin shook his head helplessly, collected his mood and walked towards Lin Chen's place. The latter was lying on top of a gray-green four-wheeled armored vehicle, trying to reach for the bulletproof plate outside the observation window.

"Haha, have you also been deceived by this 'photo deception'?"

Lin Chen jumped down from the nose of the car, clapped his hands casually and said, "Yes." But it does look very futuristic, much like the 'Comanche' with the propeller removed and the wheels installed! Of course it's," he patted the shutter-style grille on the nose of the car, "It looks more powerful and domineering than Comanche, with a sense of wild power, worthy of Maozi!"

As the world's first stealth helicopter, the RAH-66 Comanche, developed by Boeing in cooperation with Sikorsky, has been regarded as a symbol of US imperialism's mastery of black technology throughout the 90s and the first few years of the 21st century, and is considered to represent the direction of future development.

However, the enemies of the American fungus are not only Martians and Cybertrons, they also have hundreds of enemies on Capitol Hill, and with the tireless efforts of the Congressional Appropriations Committee, the U.S. Army announced in 04 that it would abandon this new weapons project that had cost $6.9 billion.

Of course, this is just a joke that the head and tail are removed, and the real reason is actually the dead lackey cooking of the cunning rabbit. With the help of Yeltsin, an old friend of the American people, the former Soviet Union collapsed, suffered a stroke, and could no longer afford to play the torrent of tank clusters and steel, which made the status of the natural enemy of tanks, helicopter gunships, drop significantly. Even though stealth helicopters still play an important role in operations such as sneak attacks and lantern pulling, the possibility of large-scale installation as the main weapon is gone.

Although the Comanche is hanging, star products such as the F-22 stealth fighter and the "Zumwalt" (DDG-1000) experimental stealth destroyer are still there, and the multi-bevel shape is still a symbol of high technology in the eyes of the public, making it easy to mistake this BA-64 armored car for a future combat vehicle when they see it. More than an hour ago, its photo was smeared and pretended to be my rabbit's new high-tech equipment, which surprised a bunch of half-understood people, and ran to tell me that my rabbit also has black technology!

In fact, if you walk up to you and take a closer look, you will find many anomalies, such as the old-fashioned round headlights above the wheels, the rectangular observation window in the driver's seat, and the simple machine gun tower structure on the roof, but these things have been disposed of by people using angles and mosaics, which is why so many people have entered the pit.

"In the late 30s, electric welding technology began to be popularized, and it seems that the armored vehicles of that period were particularly fond of this multi-inclined shape, this car is like this, I remember that the armored truck with Zhang Guojun's artifact on the Internet is also a similar shape. ”

"It must be like it, firstly, the technical conditions are close, and secondly, everyone copies the Germans, can it not be like?"

The Soviet-made BA-64 armored car is a four-wheel drive armored vehicle created on the basis of the GAZ-64 light jeep of the Gass Automobile Plant (Gorky Plant), which was designed with reference to the German-made SDkfz221 type search vehicle captured on the battlefield. Kaishen Logistics also obtained some 221 during the German fan period, and used it as a model, using American GMC trucks, Maxim or short-barreled 37mm guns, and steel plates to develop its own armored car.

It's just that the industrial strength of these two copycats is far apart, so they are also copycats, and the Soviet Union's BA-64 has built more than 9,000 units before and after, while the armored cars of Kaishenji have not even been handed down, and can only be recalled in some old photos and anti-Japanese dramas.

"By the way, how to dismantle?" Lin Chen asked.

Zhao Xilin has said before that their task is to open the car shell for mapping, and at the same time bury the sensors in some places. But these classic cars are not common vehicles after all, and the steel armor outside is outdated, but after all, where is the thickness, it should be very troublesome to get up.

"It's simple, we now have a car dismantling artifact, don't dismantle it too quickly!"

Then he walked to the side of the cart, reached for a small blue box, and turned around and handed it to the place.

The boxes are not large, some of them look like small suitcases for cigar smoke, but the material is engineering plastic, and the shape tends to be rough and sturdy.

Lin Chen subconsciously shook the box in his hand and found that its weight was not heavy, no more than 500 grams by visual inspection, and a large part of the weight should be contributed by the engineering plastic shell. Such a light gadget was actually a car-dismantling artifact, and he suddenly felt that his IQ had been insulted, and read word by word: "So, light, you, he meowed, must be, amuse, tease me?"

Zhao Xilin didn't respond directly, but shook the pot skillfully, "You can talk to him when Boss Zhang comes, anyway, I will listen to him." ”

"Looking for me Gaha?" said Cao Cao Cao arrived, and soon a northeastern voice sounded behind the two of them, but it was their general consultant of mechanical and electrical technology who finally arrived.

Zhang Jiaxiong is eight years old in Chinese New Year's Eve, and it is the time when he is in the prime of life and has the strongest experience and technology, so he can always easily find a new job when he goes south from his hometown in Hei Province, so that he will not lose his job and his family will starve.

Of course, that's all in the past, although Lao Zhang has changed jobs a few times since joining Bee, he has stayed in it and never left, because this place can give him a familiar feeling.

Because of the relationship between the workshop director of a military state-owned enterprise for a period of time, Consultant Zhang has a temperament of saying and prohibiting things when he speaks and acts, which reminds people of the legendary "Big Brother in the Northeast", so he was nicknamed "Boss Zhang" by everyone.

After all, he has worked in the south for many years, and he is familiar with Hokkien and Cantonese, so before and after the two of them, he changed to Mandarin and asked the two subordinates, "What are you talking about?"

"This," everyone has been colleagues for a few years, and Lin Chen is not afraid of him, the top boss, and shook the small plastic box in his hand, "Is it really a car demolition artifact?"

"Hahaha!" Lao Zhang laughed three times, took the box and said proudly: "It's not just a car dismantling artifact? It's an airplane and a Gundam, and it can be dismantled if it's there." ”

"I'm getting more and more curious about it!" Without saying much at the moment, Lin Chen put the box flat on the tool cart, showed his left wrist bracelet and pulled it with his right hand a few times and pressed it, and then the small box opened by itself.

"Hmm, oh!" But Zhao Lin and the others couldn't help but exclaim when they saw the things in the box.

Picking it up and taking a closer look, Lin Chen said with a smile: "No wonder it has to be placed in the box, if it is seen by outsiders, there will definitely be another millimeter-level cottage hat on the company's head." But I do understand why it's a car dismantling artifact, MR reading the map makes the work twice as effective with half the effort!"

In his hand was a wide monolithic glasses that looked like Microsoft's mixed reality headset Hololens glasses, apparently an imitation of a bee.

The biggest difference between it and AR virtual reality glasses such as Google-glass and Bee-glass is that it has a depth sensor that can recognize the spatial environment, and automatically adjust the size, direction and other information of the virtual content accordingly, so that it looks like it is really placed in the real world.

This is a great help for Lin Chen and his team to disassemble unfamiliar electromechanical equipment, AR glasses can only display drawings, operation steps and other information in front of their eyes, but MR glasses can directly mark tools and parts, and then they can complete the work like playing a game.

Of course, it can also be understood that the worker is commanded by the headset, acting as an industrial robot with a high degree of freedom at a glance, and the simple mechanical repetition completely loses the creativity of the laborer.

However, none of the three present were such sensual virgins, and naturally understood the significance of standardization for industrial production, so they opened their glasses and stood in front of this Soviet-made armored car without any burden.

The company's preparations are very sufficient, and the imported equipment has the corresponding technical information, and has been made into a bilingual version and stored in the glasses. As far as the eye can see, the English and Russian labels and nameplates have all become familiar and friendly Chinese, and the screws and pipelines are also marked with models, technical parameters and precautions.

It is said that the three of them dismantled the car together, but in fact, Zhang Jiaxiong was the main worker, although he had not been in contact with the BA-64, but other Soviet military vehicles were not dismantled, and he had rich experience. The other two seemed to have come to watch the live demonstration with video teaching materials.

In a few moments, the shell of the armored car was cut into pieces and removed. Lin Chen was surprised by the fragility of the armor at first, but when he came over to look at it, he realized that it was actually just a thin steel plate for ordinary cars.

"What's so strange about this," Lao Zhang was not surprised, "It's been decades, even if you want to find the steel plate of the year, you can't find a seller!"

"Isn't there a problem with the weight of this car?"

"Of course, otherwise why would you spend time and effort to peel them and break them, not to restore the real weight?" Consultant Zhang became interested, pointing to the seat inside and said, "In fact, it's all nonsense, military vehicles have never paid much attention to comfort, especially the military vehicles during World War I and World War II are even more uncomfortable, after all, there was no ergonomics at that time." ”

"Maybe players like it, right?"

Lao Zhang Hun said indifferently: "Anyway, even if this loss is lost, it won't hurt the muscles and bones, what do we care about it?"