As soon as the words came out, Xu Mu regretted it.

How can anyone ask this directly?

If Feng Yuan was angry, would he just shoot him flat and hang him on the wall to make a New Year's painting or something?

Feng Yuan didn't seem to hear his words, and walked towards Baiyutang without pause, until seven or eight steps later he found that Xu Mu hadn't followed, so he stopped and turned his head to look at him, "What are you in a daze?"

Didn't hear?

"Oh. Xu Mu nodded half happily and half regretfully, and hurriedly pushed the little three wheels to keep up with Feng Yuan. The mini rear body jolted on the stone pavement, making a cheerful click.

The air conditioning in Baiyutang was still very sufficient, and Xu Mu was shivering when he stood at the door.

"Sir, there is your courier. Xu Mu's eyes met the middle-aged boss, and he hurriedly obediently lit the cardboard box in his arms with his chin, and ordered the three bottles of wine that Feng Yuan was carrying, "There are also three bottles of rice wine that the uncle asked for last time." ”

"You really bought it for him. When the middle-aged shopkeeper saw Feng Yuan's wine, he couldn't help but blush for his old friend, he was a lot older, and he liked to take advantage of his juniors.

"Henggong, can you help me try this set of noodles?" There are several customers calling the shopkeeper inside.

"Right away. After taking the cardboard box and wine and putting it on the counter, the shopkeeper quickly helped Xu Mu sign the list, and grabbed a silver long-life lock-like object from the counter and stuffed it into Xu Mu's hand together with the receipt sheet, "Come and don't be rude, this thing should be a return gift from me to you on his behalf." ”

"Hey......" Before Xu Mu had time to react, the shopkeeper had already turned around and swung into the store to greet the guests who were about to see him just now.

Xu Mu looked at the thing in his hand, and then at Feng Yuan, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"Take it. Feng Yuan lowered his eyes and swept the silver ornament, rubbing Xu Mu's head, which was also a piece of Henggongyu's heart.

On the way home, Feng Yuan was the driver, and Xu Mu sat in the passenger seat and fiddled with the thing he had just gotten with great interest.

The material of that thing should be silver, the color is delicate and warm, the deep traces that can't be wiped are black, there is a short silver chain on it, hanging a small polygonal ball, the polygonal ball is decorated with bells on both sides, in the middle is a short chain, decorated with a piece of silver the size of half a fist, double-sided hollow carved into the shape of a wishful knot, it is estimated that it is taken "auspicious Ruyi" meaning.

Under the silver piece are five tiny pendants nearly ten centimeters long, each pendant is not big, but the craftsmanship is fine, made into different shapes, knives, guns, swords, halberds, and even a digging ear spoon, which makes people completely confused.

Xu Muai couldn't put it down and studied that thing for a long time, the top chain was so short, it was definitely not a long-life lock, and the length was not like hanging on his hair, could it be tied to his waist?

He doesn't know where the enthusiasm comes from, but he can't let go of that string of things.

When the courier brother took the silver jewelry and gestured it on his waist, Feng Yuan's car had already parked under his house. Seeing the appearance of the person next to him, he couldn't help but hook the corners of his lips, and the smile grew, "Are you a man or a woman?"

Xu Mu paused in his hand, and looked up at Feng Yuan in confusion, "Of course I'm a man." ”

"Really?" Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, took Xu Mu's hand and moved the thing to Xu Mu's shoulder, "This thing is called a placket, and it is an ornament that women used to put on the placket. ”

Xu Mu: ..................

Damn, what did the girls and ladies of the past think? What does it mean to hang a sword, a gun, a sword and a halberd on your shoulder?

The courier brother pursed his mouth and was about to stuff the placket back into his backpack, but the hand that Feng Yuan pressed on his hand not only did not move away, but increased the force.

Feng Yuan looked at someone's chest through the T-shirt, and then looked at Xu Mu's jeans as if he was inquiring, as if he was thinking about whether to pick it off.

"You, what do you want to do?" Feeling a dangerous atmosphere in the air, Xu Mu hurriedly pulled back the backpack that was about to fall to the ground to protect his "heavy/point/part". The bell on the placket made a few faint noises as he moved.

It's a pity that the backpack still can't stop someone's wolf claws.

Feng Yuan still generously reached under the backpack and grabbed someone's weight/point/part through his jeans.

Xu Mu's expression was distorted, and he glared at Feng Yuan with black lines all over the sky, brother, why are you suddenly playing hooligan!

"Well, I confirmed just now, I like men. Feng Yuan said narrowly, raising his eyebrows unsatisfactorily, the expression seemed to add, that's right, my brother is a hooligan!

Xu Mu blinked unexpectedly and looked at Feng Yuan's handsome face that people didn't dare to look at directly.

Didn't you know I was a man when I was six years old?

No, like men?

Feng Yuan likes men!!

Did he just hear that question?

In connection with the previous situation, don't you just like it...... I?

Xu Mu opened his mouth and cautiously pointed at the tip of his nose, "Me?"

Feng Yuan sighed helplessly and rubbed the corners of his forehead, "I must have not slept well yesterday, and now I want to beat people so much." ”

How can anyone confess and beat people!

Unfortunately, there is a seat back behind him, and there is nowhere to retreat. Xu Mu looked left and right, grabbed the armrest above the car door aggrievedly and shrank back to the back of the seat behind him.

The pressure on his hand accidentally flung on his face with the movement, and one of the bells happened to touch his lips, and a red streamer flew into Xu Mu's mouth.

Xu Mu frowned and wiped his mouth, why is this thing so cold?

"Xu Mu!" Feng Yuan's expression changed slightly, and he leaned over and pinched his chin.

The deep voice hit the eardrum of the courier boy, Xu Mu only felt that he was trapped between Feng Yuan's arm and the back of the chair, and Feng Yuan's handsome face continued to amplify in front of his eyes like slow motion.

In the next second, Feng Yuan's soft lips gently covered his lips.

The warm touch between his lips made Xu Mu's ears and cheeks hot, and his heart beat like a drum. His eyelashes fluttered and trembled, like a panicked butterfly, Feng Yuan was kissing him?

Feng Yuan held Xu Mu's crimson lips hard, and after tossing and grinding a few times where the bell touched just now, after making sure that there was no problem, he forcefully pushed his lips and teeth away, probed into the tip of his tongue brightly, and unscrupulously began to look for what he had just done.

Xu Mu's tongue dodged in a panic, but he was chased and had nowhere to escape. The tip of Feng Yuan's tongue seemed to carry a high-voltage current, and when it touched any place, it could make Xu Mu's body feel numb and trembling, spreading to his spine and crackling, and that unfamiliar pleasure made him dizzy and his mind was blank.

"Boom," the placket slipped from his hand and fell to the saddle.

Xu Muqing's reaction made Feng Yuan, who originally wanted to taste it, almost forget his original intention, and couldn't help but entangle it passionately, turning it into a genuine kiss, and deepening it again and again, until Xu Mu was out of breath and had to let go of him.

"Do you know who I like now?" Feng Yuan reluctantly bit Xu Mu's chin, took Xu Mu's hand and put it on a certain part of himself that was already energetic, and confessed with his most natural reaction.

The thin layer of fabric couldn't resist the feeling of being ready to go inside, and Xu Mu retracted his hand as if he was burned.

It's good to make this kind of thing clear, as for the body, is it okay?

It was someone's first kiss!

The courier brother attacked Feng Yuan with his eyes complainingly, but unfortunately the other party was invulnerable at all.

"What, do you want to do it again?" Feng Yuan deliberately misinterpreted Xu Mu's meaning, and his gaze swept ambiguously from Xu Mu's lips.

"No need. The courier brother quickly unbuckled his seat belt, pushed the car door and fled. Why didn't I find out that the male god had a rogue attribute before?

As soon as Xu Mu's figure did not enter the corridor, Feng Yuan's face immediately changed, and he lowered his head and spit out a water drop the size of a soybean, which grew in the wind and became the size of a ping-pong ball, and a red light in the middle was scurrying around like a headless fly, but it couldn't break out of the range of water droplets at all.

Feng Yuan pinched the bead in the air, looked at the red in the middle of the bead with an expressionless face, and his voice was as cold as ten thousand years of ice, "What a bold man, he actually wants to take people's bodies?"

Xu Mufang just grabbed the research that pressed the placket and didn't let go, and it is estimated that he also has the credit for "it".

Hearing Feng Yuan's voice, the red light froze, and then he pretended to be deaf and dumb in the water droplets and stood still.

"I'll count three times, and if you don't show your original form, you'll be blown away. Feng Yuan's three fingers flexed slightly, and murderous aura overflowed between his fingers.

The red shook twice, hesitated for a few seconds, and then slowly lengthened, and gradually transformed into a villain less than half a finger height of an adult, like a Q version of a three-headed doll, wearing a red official uniform, a white gauze single coat, white socks and black shoes on his feet, a leather belt and a scarf around his waist, a beam crown on his head, and a two-horned dragon on the complement on his chest.

The villain stretched his clothes and crouched in the middle of the water droplets, bowed to Feng Yuan a few times with standard movements, and actually spoke, "I didn't want to take people's bodies, but he had a strong breath on his body, and he just wanted to take the opportunity to hide for a while to avoid the limelight." Otherwise, wouldn't it be more convenient to get into his head?"

It is white and tender, with delicate eyebrows, but its eyes are the same as the bullfighting suit on its body, glowing with a faint red light.

"You've fallen into the devil?" Seeing its iconic red eyes, Feng Yuan immediately frowned, demons are different from other types of monsters, they will be extremely disgusted with the fireworks of the world after becoming demons, so they rarely set foot in the human world.

"Yes, I just came to the human world from the demon world three days ago, and I borrowed that silver ornament to live for the time being. ”