Chapter 47: Cause and Effect in the World
[I...... I just thought he was too much, and I wanted to vent my anger for Xiaolin, but I didn't expect ......] The voice explained stumblingly, with a grievance that couldn't be dissolved.
"Be specific. Ming Chuan subconsciously glanced at Feng Yuan, his face still dark.
Xu Mu looked at Ming Chuan intently, he could hear it, he really could hear it! Later, I must ask him if he also had the special ability to understand gossip and ghost words. After all, sometimes only you hear it yourself, and it really produces self-doubt, especially when the tsundere on the backpack doesn't care about people at all.
[Xiaolin people are very good, every time it is his turn to clean, he will help me wipe my body clean, one hundred and seven years, only he will help me wipe ...... so carefully]
"Getting to the point. Narukawa crossed his arms, and several fingers took turns tapping on the outside of his arms, looking impatient.
The courier brother scratched his ears, this stone spirit's standard for judging people's quality is really chic.
Feng Yuan paid attention to the movements around him, silently pinched his fingers, and cast a blindfold on the side of several of them to isolate the listening of passers-by.
[That fat man is very bad, he says that he is Xiaolin's brother, but he always comes to Xiaolin to ask for money, and he often scolds people when he is drunk, and once he urinated in my base. Today, he came to Xiao Lin drunk again to ask for money, but Xiao Lin refused to give it, so he beat people in anger and shame. I just wanted to trip him and scare him, but I didn't expect him to tear up with Xiaolin and fall underneath, so he was ......]
"This is not the place to talk, let's find a place to eat and ask, right?" Bai Wuchang everyone's attention was taken away by the "interrogation" over there, no one moved their feet, and immediately spoke up again, isn't it just a little demon, what's the hurry. The world is big, and there is no big thing about hunger.
Although, he didn't feel hungry for a long time.
"Your ......"
"Okay, my ears are about to grow calloused, and I'm always worried that I'll age quickly. Bai Wuchang plucked out his ears, raised his Big Mac cup in front of Hei Wuchang, and put the straw to his mouth flatteringly, "Oh, give you a drink, I promise you to go back directly after this time." ā
Xu Mu thought that Black Impermanence would push Bai Impermanence's hand away, but he didn't expect him to really tilt his head and take a sip.
"Hey, you really drink!" Bai Wuchang withdrew the cup in distress, and pointed to the bag that Hei Wuchang was carrying in his hand, "Don't you have a cup yourself?"
"Too lazy to dismantle. Black impermanence replied with a blank face.
White Impermanence: ..................
Xu Mu: ..................
This is simply the highest level of opening your eyes and telling nonsense.
While they were talking, the initial interrogation on Narukawa's side was almost complete. Things are not complicated, according to Shi Ling, this is an accident.
Narukawa briefly repeated what he heard to the black and white impermanence in front of him, "You two happen to be present, can you help me check the fat man's death book and check the situation?"
"The old rules. Bai Wuchang stretched out his empty palm towards Narukawa.
Xu Mu blinked, don't sue me that this is blatantly asking for money!
"Don't you know that Xiao Erhei's nickname for me and me is "Death Asks for Money"?" Bai Wuchang seemed to know what Xu Mu was thinking, and asked proudly.
Xu Mu: ..................
What is it about this nickname that makes you so happy?
Narukawa didn't change his face, took out the wallet from his pocket, took out two pale green and fluorescent bills and slapped them in Bai Wuchang's palm, obviously a familiar transaction.
The courier brother looked at the pile of dark money in Mingchuan's wallet, and then came to his senses, Okay, it seems that the bilateral good-neighborly and friendly relations between the demon and the underworld are developing very well.
Bai Wuchang happily kissed the two bills in the air, stuffed the Big Mac cup and money into Hei Wuchang's hand, took out a palm-sized booklet from his arms, put his four fingers on the cover, and the cover of the booklet was unfolded as if glued to his fingers.
The crimson pages fold together, like infinitely expanding W letters, and when opened, they turn around in the shape of an arched bridge, and finally stop at a certain page.
Bai Wuchang flicked the back of his fingers on the paper, and a few lines of golden text appeared in mid-air, just a loach-like twist and turn, and he couldn't understand it at all.
Xu Mu rubbed the corners of his forehead, yes, another book with its own anti-peeping function, last time I couldn't see the words, this time I couldn't read it.
"Lin Chenghai, male, died on the day of the second year of the second year...... Bai Wuchang was halfway through his thoughts, and found that Xu Mu had heard mosquito coils coming out of his eyes, so he coughed lightly and changed his words, "Died at 18:30 pm on August 14, 2015, the cause of death, simply put, is excessive blood loss and karma, which is basically consistent with what the stone spirit said." ā
"Karma?"
"Well, this Lin Chenghai maliciously killed the craftsman who carved this stone sculpture in his life, and he is destined to die under this stone sculpture in this life. Bai Wuchang explained briefly.
"Is there such a thing? The cause of the previous life will not bear fruit until this life?" Xu Mu asked suspiciously, "What is the meaning of this to that craftsman?"
"I don't know if it makes sense, but according to the death book, the Xiao Lin in Shi Ling's mouth," Bai Wuchang pointed to the uniformed clerk who was nervous at the door of the store, "It was the stonemason in his previous life. Due to the results, it is said that the longest can span the ninth generation. ā
"The Nine?"
Xu Mu's eyes widened, this retrospective period is a little too long!
"What's so strange about this, aren't you ...... too?"
"Bai Ling!" Hei Wuchang suddenly spoke up, stopping Bai Wuchang, and if he continued, he was afraid that he would leak the secret of heaven.
Feng Yuan's eyes moved slightly, his gaze swept over the black and white impermanence, and he lowered his eyelids thoughtfully.
Bai Wuchang also knew that he was almost speechless, and hurriedly stopped.
"What's wrong with me? Could it be that I killed people in my previous life?" Xu Mu asked anxiously, wouldn't it?
"Of course not. Bai Wuchang waved his hand, afraid that he would think blindly, and explained, "Cause and effect are not only evil and evil retribution, but also good, evil, love, infatuation, and blessing. You're still a Taoist. ā
Xu Mu: ..................
In this so-called "common sense", you can think of me as a courier.
Taking back his Big Mac Cup from Black Impermanence's hand and taking a sip, Bai Impermanence naturally changed the subject, "So where are we going to eat?"
Hei Wuchang looked at him, sighed lightly, and stopped talking, the food stained with smoke and fire would obviously consume his cultivation, but Bai Wuchang would always enjoy it.
"How about the Sifang Teahouse in Qingping Lane?" Bai Wuchang mentioned yƬ, Xiao Erhei doesn't like the food in the world very much, and the Sifang Teahouse has a special ghost meal, which should allow him to eat two bites.
"Then let's go to the Sifang Teahouse, it's not far from here anyway. Feng Yuan nodded in response, Ming Chuan wanted to stay behind to deal with the aftermath, and the remaining two people and two ghosts got into Feng Yuan's car and went around in a big circle, Xu Mu and Feng Yuan still returned to Qingping Lane.
Xu Mu sat in the car and deliberately sent a text message to Ming Chuan, [You can also understand the gossip?]
[No, I "read" it with spiritual power, because I am Bai Ze's grandson, and I was born to use spiritual power as a medium to communicate with spirit monsters, but it will consume spiritual energy. ć
Bai Ze?
That legendary beast that is covered in snow, knows all things, and knows the names, shapes, and exorcism methods of all the ghosts in the world?
The courier brother was stunned at the mobile phone screen, Narukawa is really suitable as a person from the Public Security Administration.
There were originally two tables of guests sitting downstairs in the Sifang Teahouse, but when they saw them coming in, they were so frightened that they all shrank together at the table, and they didn't even dare to come out. Seeing them walk up to the second floor, they immediately checked out and disappeared without a trace.
The girl called "Princess Long-Eared" turned pale when she saw the four of them, and she was so frightened that she couldn't speak clearly, so she put down the order and jumped down the stairs like a rabbit and hurried away.
Bai Wuchang looked around left and right, looked at Feng Yuan and Xu Mu on the left, and then looked at Hei Wuchang on the right, and finally bumped his partner's arm with his elbow, "Don't boss with a face, you see that it scares other people's rabbits." ā
"It's not me that she's most afraid of. Hei Wuchang replied, and his complexion did not change at all, and he sat down calmly.
Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, sat down calmly across from him, and began to look through the menu, in order to deal with all kinds of demons and monsters, this teahouse was full of meat and vegetables, and the spirit fruit was complete, but the tea was squeezed to the end of the menu, leaving only a pitiful last piece.
Looking at the second floor, where there was no waiter, Xu Mu was very worried that the girl would not come up to deliver the food later.
"By the way, little Taoist, I recently ordered a pair of limited-edition sunglasses and a jacket, I guess it will be two weeks away, remember to help me burn them at night. Bai Wuchang ate up his cup of Big Mac, so he naturally snatched the cup that Hei Wuchang had been carrying in his hand, opened the plastic bag, and took a big sip without hesitation, as if the cup was originally his.
Hei Wuchang didn't react to being robbed, but silently filled it with a trace of yin qi to suppress the breath of fireworks in the world.
"Two weeks, are you pinching the order under the Midyear Festival?" When Xu Muzheng was about to say yes, Feng Yuan, who was flipping through the menu, casually accosted him, and glanced at Bai Wuchang with sharp eyes.
Midyear Festival!
On the day of the opening of the ghost door on July 15, you still want me to burn something for you?
This doesn't mean telling all the ghosts who come out to wander and revel, don't be careless to ravage/ravage me!
Xu Mu, who was half a beat slowly, reacted at this time, if he really came out to burn the express for Bai Wuchang that day, it is estimated that he would be bullied by the ghosts of the night tour so that there were no bones left!
"I'll leave it at the door of Number Four for you. Xu Mu discussed with Bai Wuchang. I'd rather write a "doorknob" to sign for or something.
"No, how can I use it if I don't burn it?"
"But......" Xu Mu scratched his ears, isn't it difficult for a strong man. When the sky is full of wandering spirits, and then listening to the ghosts unscrupulously talk about all kinds of bloody gossip along the way, you will have a nervous breakdown, right?
"It's okay, I'll give you something to keep you safe. Hei Wuchang took out a bookmark-like thing from his pocket and handed it to Xu Mu.
That thing was about two fingers wide, half a palm long, as thin as cicada wings, black as ink, faintly flashed a few rows of earthworm characters with streamers, Xu Mu naturally couldn't understand it.
"This is Yan Jun's exorcism order. There are thousands of ghosts in the world, and they can avoid them when they see them. If you take it with you, even if it's the Midyear Festival, no ghost will dare to come over. Black Impermanence explained.
Yan Jun's exorcism order?
It's a really good thing to come by. Xu Mu's eyes lit up and looked at the warrant, and then looked at the black impermanence, can this thing really be given to him?
"Don't be so troublesome, just pull a few hairs from the silver-haired tiger just now and take them with you, the general exorcism is enough. "Bai Wuchang bumped into Hei Wuchang's arm and sent a ghost exorcism order out for two couriers, which was a bit of a loss.
Pulling two hairs? Xu Mu could think of Narukawa's thunderous appearance with his toes.
"Then thank you two for the gift to Xiao Mu. Feng Yuan nodded with satisfaction, helped Xu Mu take the things, and stuffed them into Xu Mu's backpack casually, so that Bai Wuchang had no room to regret it. If you have this exorcism order, it is also worth it to accompany Xiao Mu out to burn a package for Bai Wuchang.
Then, he handed the menu to Bai Wuchang, "I ordered a few random things, you can see what to add?"
White Impermanence: ..................
When it comes to cleverness, no one is a human opponent!
A meal can be regarded as a happy meal, and then the courier will send the courier, and the squatting point will continue to go back to squatting, Feng Yuan simply decided to accompany the courier brother to go home after sending things.
Seeing the wine Xu Mu carried, Feng Yuan asked curiously, "Why, these bottles of wine are on your little three wheels naked?"
"No, it's not the contents of the package, I bought it in the afternoon when I promised to give it to someone else. It just so happens that the owner of the 56th can be transferred. ā
Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows in surprise, this person who can make the little miser pay is really not simple. Except for him and He Qiang, Xu Mu was stingy with anyone, including himself. From working as a courier, people who have been exposed to the sun every day and have never even been willing to buy a bottle of drink have now bought three bottles of wine for others?
Feng Yuan couldn't help but squint at the shop sign of No. 56 not far away.
When it comes to wine, what Xu Mu thinks of is naturally the white-bearded old man on crutches, the wordless book of heaven, and what he said, the red line between himself and Feng Yuan.
The ghost sent the gods, so he stood still and asked Feng Yuan, "Brother, do you like men or women?"