771.General Assist (5)
"I grabbed it and went back to get vaccinated. Ao Muyang took advantage of the chaos and roared.
This voice is very useful, more useful than any explanation, and the tourists themselves explained it for him: "My cats don't like injections either, they especially hate needles......"
Ao Muyang looked in the direction of the pier and saw that Dong Qingyin had stepped on the yacht quickly, and the head of state was still chasing hard, which gave him the feeling of watching a blockbuster of police and bandits: the villain grabbed the female protagonist and fled to the boat or plane first, and the male protagonist chased after him.
This feeling made him unhappy: "Mom, have I become the villain's helper?"
After the Führer caught up with the pier, the yacht was already moving.
The smell did not stop here, it could smell the fragrant body odor of the concubines coming from the speedboat, but the yacht left the dock, and there was a sea distance between them!
"Woo!" cried out in despair, and he tried to jump into the sea, but he swam so slow that he could not catch up with the yacht.
Ao Muyang looked distressed and said: "Führer, don't chase it, you can't catch up with time, you can't get rid of fate." ”
This makes the dinghy unpleasant, because there are many boats around the dock, some are mooring, some are leaving, some are fishing, and the yacht has to turn slowly to avoid these boats.
But the Führer's little short leg swam slowly, and it swam hard, and finally watched the yacht get farther and farther away.
There was a pop, and as the waves splashed, the general jumped into the water, and its four long legs swung under the water, quickly approaching the Führer.
The Führer took one look at it and hurriedly climbed on its back.
The General swam fast in the water, and he swam much faster than the cat, and the Golden Shorthair was a master of water hunting.
Seeing the general approaching the yacht with the Führer, Ao Muyang was anxious, he didn't care about emotion, and hurriedly jumped on a boat ready to dock and shouted: "Go, go, chase the yacht!"
The villagers on the boat laughed: "What's the matter, village chief, why are you still stuttering?"
Ao Muyang smiled bitterly: "Whoever stutters, go quickly, chase that boat, you will suffer!"
The general swam so fast that the dinghy could not be driven, and it finally approached the yacht. At this moment, the Führer stepped on its head and jumped up, like a tiger leaping and an eagle flying, and jumped onto the yacht with a 'whoosh'......
"Meow!" the Führer let out a loud roar as he landed on the ship.
"Meow meow!" "Meow meow!" The little she-cats on the boat suddenly chirped.
Seeing this, Dong Qingyin was taken aback, her scalp was numb as if she had been electrified, and shouted, "Führer?!"
There was a crew on the yacht, and when he saw the Führer appear, he said, "Hey, Sister Dong, do you have cats that are not locked up?" I suggest you lock them up, otherwise they will be in trouble if they fall into the sea......
"No, no, it's not my cat. Dong Qingyin's heart was in turmoil.
The crew said, "Whoever the cat is has to be locked up first." ”
As he spoke, he reached out to grab the Führer, the Führer's eyes flashed with cold light, and his sturdy body jumped up like a catapult ball, only to see its front paws wave, and the crew hurriedly reached out to protect their faces and screamed: "Mom!"
The sleeves of the clothes were cut like knives, and they quickly turned into rags, several deep wounds appeared, and blood flowed wildly!
After the Führer landed, he rushed to the cabin where the female cats were kept, and barked through the glass, and the female cats inside also barked, as well as the screams of the crew and the screams of Dong Qingyin, and there was chaos on the ship for a while.
The fishing boat approached, Ao Muyang jumped up, and he said helplessly: "Don't call Sister Dong, it's okay, I'm here." ”
The general is also barking, it can't climb up, the Führer can step on its head to borrow strength, but it has nothing to beat with strength, so it can only follow the yacht.
Ao Muyang was helpless, turned around and shouted: "Made, what is your name, join in the fun?"
The general wagged his tail happily in the water, and the golden short-haired tail was thick, like the rudder of a ship, flapping from side to side in the water, pushing it to float forward even if it was not moving.
Dong Qingyin asked him, "What should I do?"
What else can I do? Ao Muyang sighed, waved his hand to the driver, and said: "Back to the dock, there are only two choices now, either let the kittens continue to stay at my house for a while, or let the Führer go to your house for a while......
"Woo!" the Führer shouted at the right time.
Naturally, the two would not think that this was the Führer who understood their conversation and was expressing his opinion, and Dong Qingyin leaned towards the latter choice: "Let them go to my house together?"
Ao Muyang leaned towards the former choice: "Let me explain to you first, the Führer is very domineering, and it is estimated that it will bite your domestic male cat every day after it goes." ”
Dong Qingyin was out of options, she said weakly: "If my cats are still left in your house, when can they be taken away? ”
Ao Muyang analyzed: "Generally, this is not the case, first, the general will always get tired of playing one day, and second, I will ......"
"What? What are you tired of playing?" Dong Qingyin, who has always shown the image of a gentle breeze and drizzle, suddenly broke out, her eyebrows were upside down, her eyes were angry, and her face was full of anger.
"Cats are different from people, they are very loyal to their mates, very loyal!" she emphasized angrily, "only you stinky men, you are the only ones who mess with flowers and grass, have to look at the flowers, eat the bowl and look at the pot and don't let go of the toilet!"
Ao Muyang was scolded by her, but he couldn't respond.
He remembered what Yan Qingcheng had said about Dong Qingyin's husband and wife, and he had just said the wrong thing.
After Dong Qingyin finished scolding, he hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood, the Führer doesn't treat these cats as wives, it is as partners, and there is always a day when there will be friendships between partners." In addition, I will buy some more cats to come back to him as a companion, and I will send you a cat back every once in a while, boiled frogs in warm water, and then it will be no problem. ”
Dong Qingyin stroked the hair that was scattered due to anger, and sighed: "I'm sorry, Xiao Ao, I was excited just now." ”
Ao Muyang waved his hand again and again: "No, no, it's that I couldn't express it clearly." ”
After venting, Dong Qingyin didn't seem to be in a good mood, she said: "That's it, according to what you said, the cats will be sent back one by one." ”
In this way, the cats that had just been taken away went ashore again.
The Führer took the female cats to the house, and she changed her walking posture, holding her head high, walking with her head high, her tail dragging on the ground, and she did her best to make every gesture.
Ao Muyang was helpless and muttered: "I must not let you watch "Animal World" in the future!"
The female cats crowded around her, and the eyes of the village singles who watched it were hot, and it also made the tourists hot for a while: "Wow, so many beautiful cats, come and take a picture." ”
Ao Muyang pondered that maybe it would be okay to raise more cats in the village, and he remembered that some cafes had cats and other themes, which attracted many cat-loving customers.
After the Führer went home, he ignored him for a while, obviously resenting him for cooperating with Dong Qingyin to rob his concubine.
Ao Muyang had no choice but to make amends.