Clear water, snow mountain cat food, dried fish, fresh shrimp, meat snacks......

Ao Muyang prepared a full set of food for the head of state, and said, "Come, little baby, eat and drink, don't have a bear face, isn't your father and I no choice?"

The Führer craned his neck and shouted at him: "Woohoo!"

Ao Muyang was a little annoyed, and said: "You're not a tiger, what are you whining about? It's delicious and delicious, so be it, anyway, your concubine let you snatch it back." ”

The Führer continued to crane his neck and call to him: "Woohoo!"

"Little thing, lung capacity is okay. Ao Muyang had a brain crash on its head.

The Führer looked back at his concubines and found that the little female cat was also looking this way with her neck stretched, and she probably thought that being bombed and brain-shattered would damage her majestic image, and she immediately fried the pot.

I saw the little fat cat jumping and jumping around Ao Muyang, screaming 'ahh

The front paws of the head of state danced wildly, and Ao Muyang's sweatpants quickly turned into beggar pants, which made him very depressed, so he waved his hand and said: "I am a Buddha, you can do whatever you like, no matter what you do, you are not a filial son!"

He turned away angrily, and the Führer howled with teeth and claws: "Woohoo!"

"Rebel!" Lao Ao turned his head and pointed at it fiercely and scolded.

The wolf brothers felt the anger in his tone, and immediately appeared beside him left and right, and roared at the Führer: "Whoa!"

Authentic, authentic and orthodox wolf howl!

Not to be outdone, the general rushed to cheer and roared at the wolf brothers.

Ao Muyang didn't have a way, and when he saw that the backyard was unstable, he quickly dragged away the wolf brothers.

In the afternoon, he was reading an ocean magazine in the house when he heard the sound of chickens and ducks chirping in the backyard.

At first, he didn't think much about it, thinking that the chickens and ducks were fighting for something, but soon the chickens and ducks were getting louder and louder, and the tone was very flustered.

This made him a little impatient, so he slapped the table and stood up: "What's the matter, there are still people who come to steal chickens?"

He just complained casually, but then he thought of the weasel pack in the back mountain, so he hurried to the backyard.

When he arrived at the door of the backyard, he looked inside, the situation was turbulent, and the backyard was in chaos!

Chickens and ducks were running in flocks in the yard and on the grass outside, and several large white geese gathered together to stare at the Führer.

The Führer ran after the flock of chickens and ducks, caught up with one and immediately knocked it down, opened its mouth and bit it.

Chickens and ducks usually eat spring water mixed with gold drops, although they do not have the wisdom of cats and dogs, but the brain has also developed, they are very team-minded, found that a companion was knocked down, immediately fluttered their wings and rushed to the rescue.

A bunch of chicken beaks pecked at his body, and the Führer was in pain, so he had to give up the chicken and retreat.

Then, the chickens and ducks continued to run around, and it continued to chase after ......

"What is this for? Ma Gebi, the devil enters the village!" The scene in front of him reminded Ao Muyang of a classic scene in the anti-Japanese TV series.

Another fat chicken was knocked down by the Führer, and this time the Führer had gained experience, and after knocking down the hen, he opened his mouth and bit her neck, and dragged it out, found a tree, and climbed up.

Now the flock of chickens is gone, they are not pheasants, they can't fly, and the head of the tree makes them feel like a mountain.

The Führer dealt a cruel blow to the hen, first suffocating her with her mouth in her trachea, and then slashing her neck with her claws, and the blood of the hen gushed out and ran down the trunk of the tree to the ground.

Ao Muyang gasped, what does this mean? Because he helped Dong Qingyin take away the little female cat, the head of state is taking revenge on himself and society?

Lu Zhizi pushed open the window on the second floor and said, "Why are you stunned there? Go and see what's going on with the Führer, this is evil?"

Ao Muyang raised his head and said, "Don't open the window there, be careful of dropping a stick and hitting the man." ”

Lu Zhizi understood what he meant, and snorted: "Don't worry, the only one in the village who has the potential to become Ximenqing is you, don't be poor, go and see what's going on with the Führer." ”

Ao Muyang muttered: "What else can I do, kill the chicken and make an example of my father." ”

Seeing him appear, the Führer did not panic and continued to concentrate on bleeding the chickens.

Ao Muyang said with a gloomy face: "Führer, you made me look away! I always thought you were a king, but it turned out to be a bronze! The strongest king was angry and drew his blade to the king of the stars; Bronze was angry, but he drew his blade to scrap iron, and you ...... to the hen."

A stick fell from his head, startling him.

Lu Zhizi said angrily: "Don't you want to be the village chief as an actor? Let you see what's going on, why do you have so many lines?

Ao Muyang said helplessly: "Isn't this a little more flavorful for me?" And I'm used to it, usually when you're not at home, I'm alone, and I can only chat with the Führer and the generals. Sometimes when I go out to sea, although there is a sound of rough waves on the sea, there is no one to talk to me, so I have to talk to myself......"

He tried to shrink his shoulders and pose as a gloomy look, and his tone was sad, like a goose on an autumn day.

'Bang dang', Lu Zhizi closed the window and left a sentence: "You will make your debut to act sooner or later." ”

Without the audience, Lao Ao was in no mood to toss, so he walked out of the courtyard and shouted to the Führer: "Hey......"

The head waved his claws, and the hen came at Ao Muyang with his head and face.

Ao Muyang was really angry this time, he said angrily: "What do you mean? You killed chickens to scare me, just to get revenge on me?"

Seeing that he had not picked up the hen, the Führer jumped down and put the chicken at his feet, then looked up and shouted, "Meow meow!"

Ao Muyang pointed at it and said, "What are you doing?

The Führer continued to meow, and when he did not move, he picked up the hen and ran into the kitchen by himself.

Ao Muyang followed in confusion, and found that after entering the kitchen, the head of state put the chicken next to the electric oven.

"You're going to bake it?"

The Führer opened the door of the electric oven with his paws, pushed the chicken in, and looked back at Ao Muyang: "Meow!"

Ao Muyang understood, this is to eat roast chicken!

He rolled his eyes and skinned the hen, gutted it, washed it and prepared it to put it in the oven.

The Führer stunned a few potatoes with his paws, Ao Muyang peeled off the skin and stuffed it into the belly of the chicken, and said, ", you are really picky, which of your concubines likes to eat potatoes?"

Obviously, Yuan first asked him to make roast chicken for the concubines to eat, which should be used to soothe the panic of the harem.

Ao Muyang adjusted the temperature and pointed at it and said: "You are not allowed to do this in the future, it is not easy for our chickens to feed, my father will keep it for the New Year to entertain guests in the future, you can just give the concubines cat food, cat food is healthier, and it is all imported, Swiss, your father and I can't eat it!"

Lu Zhizi covered his forehead and said, "You want to be fine, is it possible that my generation of women is going to marry a mentally ill person?"

Ao Muyang said dissatisfied: "Haven't you always been unaware of why the generals and heads of state are so smart? You see, I have always treated them as a matter of course, chatting with them and communicating with them, so they are smart, you don't understand them at all!"

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