Seeing Su Yu's composition, the little princess's pretty face flushed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Xiao Yu, you're rogue again. She blushed and sneered.

"Where are the hooligans?" said Su Yu innocently.

The little princess was angry, of course she couldn't answer where the hooligans were, don't look at her older than Su Yu, but her heart is only in her teens.

Her aunt was too protective of her, and her identity meant that she had few friends.

Some middle school students began to play with microwaves, and some of them knew Su Yu from the textbook, found it, and were surprised to see Su Yu's microwave.

In their opinion, the saint should be a being who does not eat the fireworks of the world.

can see Su Yu's down-to-earth microwave, almost staring at the eyeballs.

Think about it, saints are also human beings, and they also have seven emotions and six desires.

Adults think it's normal, and the goddesses who look dignified and elegant, some will shout hard in bed, telling the men on their bodies to them hard.

"Joker!"

"I found out that Gege is also so good at writing jokes. ”

"Is the joker a compliment or a derogatory?"

"Well, it depends on the person. ”

"Is there anything else you say?"

"Why not, is it a compliment or a derogatory to sell cute? ”

"I see. ”

"Lord Bo, let's make a joke this time. ”

"Yes, yes, we like to watch Gege write jokes. ”

"Brother is so good, let's write a few more paragraphs. ”

"Joke joke, let's watch joke tonight. ”

“……”

Netizens called for "one question a day" to ask again, and it was a question about jokes.

Su Yu didn't pay attention to the comments of netizens, but the owner of "One Question a Day" was very concerned, and asked Su Yu in a private message if he could still answer the question?

Su Yu didn't read the private messages, because there were too many private messages, and he didn't completely block the private messages, but he wouldn't read them either.

If someone really wants to find him, they will look for him in other ways.

For more than ten minutes, Su Yu didn't reply to the private message, and the owner of the "Daily Question" knew that Su Yu either didn't have time to read the private message, or he wouldn't look at the private mail box at all.

Think about what Su Yu said before that there is a little time tonight, so let's follow the netizens and come up with another joke question.

Subsequently, the "Daily Question" microwave was updated again: everyone is free to play and have a fun twist of God.

Haha, this is good, everyone has left comments and written paragraphs.

"When my daughter left home to go to college, she left her beloved little potted plants and goldfish for me to take care of.

But she couldn't be reassured, because I was notoriously careless as a mother.

As a result, the flowers and plants withered, and I told her about it.

One day she called back and I was ashamed to tell her that the goldfish was dead too.

She was silent for a long time, and then asked softly, "Is Dad okay?"

"Afternoon classes.

One of my classmates raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet."

The teacher said, "Then you just want to." ”

"I went to the park and wanted to play with the swing in front of me, so I walked over and talked to the kid who was playing.

I said, "Kid, are you alone?"

The child looked at me and nodded.

So I smiled and said to him, "Let me play, or I'll kill you." ”

“……”

Netizens have opened their minds, whether it is original or ported.

Anyway, everyone was very happy to watch.

"Haha, it's so funny, netizens are really omnipotent. ”

"It's amazing, they're all jokers. ”

"Where's Gege's joke?"

"Gege's jokes can't be worse than these jokes. ”

"Brother, we know that you are the best, and you serve the food quickly. ”

"Come on, Gege. ”

“……”

What netizens are looking forward to the most is Su Yu's joke, screaming.

And at this time, Su Yu's microwave was finally updated, and its divine turn was shocking and breathtaking:

[I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, the quarrel was fierce, and I smashed all kinds of things, it seems that this time it is irreparable, and we have to break up......

Then I woke up and breathed a sigh of relief – it was a dream, fortunately.

But if I think about it carefully, I don't know the girl in the dream at all, so do I have a girlfriend?

At this time, a delicate voice came from outside the door: "Honey, have you woken up? ”

Then the door was pushed open, and a bloated yellow-faced woman walked in with a plastic bag.

I was dumbfounded.

But.

The yellow-faced woman walked past my bed and walked to the next bed.

Am I in the hospital?

I turned my face and saw a long-haired girl lying on my stomach in front of my bed, and I couldn't see her face clearly.

I reached out and woke up the girl, and she lifted her face - it was so beautiful.

The girl said, "Dad, you're awake." ”

I asked, "Why am I here, your mother?"

"Dad, you're sleeping, Mom is already dead. ”

"What, what year is it? What disease do I have?"

"It's the year 2046, you're terminally ill, and the doctors say you only have one month to live. ”

“……”

"But now that medicine is developed, the hospital has cured your terminal illness. ”

"Great. ”

"But we sold all our possessions for treatment, and now not only can we not afford to pay for hospitalization, but we also have no home. Fortunately, I found a job with a decent income, at least enough for our father and daughter to live. ”

"Oh. ”

"Yesterday I picked up fifty customers in one night, and I was so tired that I fell asleep just now. ”

"You ......"

"Dad, what do you want? I'm talking about receiving customers. ”

"Ahem~"

"Alas, but now that the crackdown is severe, the drug business is not good. ”

"You!"

At this time, a doctor in a white coat walked in and reprimanded him sharply: "Xiaoli, you give me out!"

The girl grimaced, giggled and ran out.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, that's my daughter, she always likes to play pranks with patients. ”

Me: "What kind of hospital is this, what the hell am I sick with?"

"It's a psychiatric rehab center, and you're delusional, and you're always fantasizing about having a girlfriend. ”

"I still don't have a girlfriend after a long time......"

"No, you have a girlfriend and she's beautiful. ”

"Where's she?"

"You're mentally ill, and she can't stand it and break up with you. ”

"You're talking nonsense! I'm not sick, I'm going out! I'm going to find her!"

"Yes, you are not sick, we misdiagnosed. The doctor handed over a form: "Please sign here." ”

"What is this?"

"This is a medical certificate confirming that you are mentally sound, and you can be discharged from the hospital after signing. ”

I picked up my pen and quickly signed, "Can I go now?"

The doctor beckoned, and two policemen walked into the ward and flashed their handcuffs at me: "Please come with us." ”

"What's going on? Where are you taking me?"

Policeman: "Your girlfriend wants to break up with you, you kill her in a fit of rage, and then pretend to be mentally ill to get away with it, but the doctor has confirmed that you are sane, so please come with us." ”

The police came forward to drag me away, and I struggled desperately: "No, I didn't kill my girlfriend, I ...... I remember, I don't have a girlfriend at all!"

The policeman stopped and smiled. They then took off their police uniforms, revealing their white coats.

The doctor stepped forward: "You finally remembered. You're actually suffering from amnesia, and we've just used shock therapy to finally get you back to memory. ”

I gasped: "After a long time, I still don't have a girlfriend." ”

The doctor smiled: "Of course not, you have been married for so many years......"

I also laughed: "yes, I remember, I have a beautiful wife......"

The doctor put away his smile and looked at me with a serious face: "Now tell me, where did you hide your wife's body?"

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