"Business is average, I'm a little trouble, how can I compare with your family. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Su Yu said modestly.

Indeed, he had to be humble, in his previous life, Alibaba, Tencent and other Daqin Internet behemoths were just valuations.

Valuation is similar in nature to a bubble, which can continue to expand or collapse all at once, and its true value is pitiful.

Just like when the Tibetan mastiff was hyped, the most expensive asking price reached 50 million yuan, although there was no transaction, but there was really a Tibetan mastiff that someone offered 20 million, and the seller did not buy it, so he had to ask for 40 million.

At that time, the Tibetan mastiff represented ferocity and gold, and millions of them abounded.

But in the end, the market collapsed, the Tibetan mastiff was overflowing, and people didn't want to give it away for nothing, that kind of animal was too reckless, only one or two people were recognized, and they had a big appetite, how could ordinary people afford it?

Internet listed companies are speculated by stocks, and their real value is far worse than their valuation countless times.

The field run by the royal family, which is industry, is what you pay for, and there will never be bubbles and shrinkage unless humanity goes back to the Stone Age.

"Is our business very good?" asked the little princess curiously, she didn't know much about her own business.

"Of course it's amazing, your family is the one who does the most business in the country. Su Yan was speechless, too lazy to say more, and looked at the little princess's mobile phone: "What kind of mobile phone are you playing with while watching TV?"

The little princess was a little confused, and she was immediately successfully diverted, she put her mobile phone in front of Su Yu, and said excitedly: "Xiao Yu, just take a look, there is a marketing tuba on the microwave for everyone to say." ”

"What the hell?" Su Yu glanced at it, it turned out to be a microwave big V who often asked questions, for example, it would ask everyone, what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever encountered, or when was the first kiss and other questions that netizens like to answer and watch.

This kind of marketing account gathers the attention of fans, and then from time to time will sell some advertisements to endorse businesses, or accept the benefits of celebrities and famous enterprises such as star companies to speak for them.

Tonight, this marketing account has a problem: write a poignant love story, but the ending should be tragic, the shorter the better.

"Xiao Yu, come and write a paragraph, I know that you are best at making up stories. "The little princess has been paying attention to this microwave for a long time, and she likes to watch netizens answer questions one by one, some of them are brain-opening, and they are hilarious and very funny.

Su Yu originally wanted to be busy soon, but thinking that he hadn't relaxed for a long time, he should relax and relax, so he didn't rush to the computer room to be busy, looking like a big man, he instructed the little princess: "Go to my room, help me get my mobile phone, I will also log on to the microwave and use my brain." ”

The little princess was pleasantly surprised, she didn't worship Su Yu's ability to fight and was a personal nuclear bomb, she admired Su Yu's brain the most, and felt that his brain was the smartest and most admirable existence.

"Uh-huh. The little princess got off the sofa, put on her slippers and ran to help Su Yu get her mobile phone.

After a while, she hurried back with Su Yu's mobile phone and handed the phone to Su Yu: "Give it." ”

Su Yu took the phone, opened the screensaver, and logged in to the microwave.

"Have you thought about it?" said the little princess excitedly, her little head leaned over to look at Su Yu's mobile phone, wanting to see him write a story.

Su Yu smelled the fragrance of the little princess, and did not shy away from it, and the mobile phone moved closer to her side to make it easier for her to see.

The little princess's eyes were glued to the screen of Su Yu's mobile phone, and Su Yu was microwaving in the comments.

"Marry me?"

"Get out!"

Two lines of words, a total of four words, this is a poignant love story given by Su Yu, with a tragic ending.

The little princess chuckled, her eyes shining with stars.

It's the strongest brain.

Su Yu commented and retweeted the microwave.

He actually doesn't want to promote this account, because with his popularity, as long as he forwards this microwave, this microwave number will definitely benefit.

But he thought about it, sometimes being kind to others is also convenient for himself.

If someone hacks him, then most of the people he has treated well will stand up and speak for him.

A superstar's microwave comes to interact with a marketing V, and this marketing V's will definitely be towards him in the future.

Sure enough.

As soon as Su Yu's Weibo was posted, first of all, the people in League of Legends were reminded and came up to watch it.

I want to know if this product has encountered any bad luck, everyone is happy to see it.

"Poof~"

"It's so funny. ”

"Gege, this thing has a convulsion tonight? ”

"Haha, it's not a fight this time, it's just playing?"

"Hee-hee, has my brother turned on the game world mode again?"

"I saw my brother sending microwaves again, so funny, how did he have anything to do with this daily microwave number?"

"Damn, is this product also brushed microwave, otherwise how can it be brushed to a daily question?"

"This love is indeed poignant, and the ending is tragic, but why do I want to laugh when I see it, haha. ”

"Haha, such a tragic thing, how did it become so funny when it came out of my brother. ”

“……”

Netizens were very happy and began to follow the microwave.

The owner of the "One Question a Day" microwave didn't pay attention to it after posting this microwave, and a friend reminded Su Yu to come and interact with him, and he jumped up.

, now the biggest big V in Daqin is probably Su Yu.

Ji Yuechan and their superstar fans are not as many as Su Yu's.

There is no way, people are omnipotent, poetry has entered primary and secondary school textbooks, and now there is a popular saying, if you don't know how to read a slave, it is in vain to become a sage.

Su Yan took the initiative to interact with the "Daily Question", the owner of the microwave was ecstatic, and sent a microwave respectfully: "The saint is here, and I am flattered, I am really fortunate to have three lives." ”

Su Yu looked at the little princess who was drilling in his arms with her head on the side, and replied: "I'm tormented, I'm just a layman, it's better for Your Excellency to ask the question again, be more down-to-earth, I just have some time to share stories and experiences with you." ”

Netizens were very excited and screamed under the microwave.

"Question out of question. ”

"Haha, let's come up with another difficult essay question. ”

"Hurry up, it's better to stump Gege. ”

"Kill my brother, don't give him face, don't let him feel better, question. ”

“……”

Netizens coaxed.

Every day, I asked the owner very excited, he had a lot of topics, but he didn't know which one to choose.

He didn't dare to really embarrass Su Yu, what Olympiad math problems came up with, that was deliberately embarrassing Su Yu, no matter whether Su Yu could do it or not, he sent another microwave:

[Write a miniature martial arts novel that not only breaks secular ethics, but also contains many years of grievances and hatred between the sects of the rivers and lakes, and at the same time the plot is gripping, and there is a lot of blood and rain is about to come.

Novel Requirements:

1. It is necessary to involve 3 major schools at the same time.

2. It must include many years of grievances and hatreds between the rivers and lakes, and it is necessary to break secular ethics.

3. At the same time, the plot must be exciting, and there is a lot of blood and rain coming. It is extremely anticipated that the sequel to the novel will leave n many suspense at the same time.

4. The shorter, the better. 】

Netizens are not only watching the excitement, but some are also brain-opening, trying to use the topic to play, and want to "compete" with Su Yu.

However, soon, Su Yu's microwave came out:

Monk: "Master, you have become a monk!"

Dao Chief: "Bald donkey, dare to rob the master with the poor Dao!"

Shitai: "Monk, Taoist, you go up together, I'm in a hurry." ”

"Poof~"

As soon as the story came out, netizens burst into laughter.

"A perfect masterpiece that has never been seen before and no one since. ”

"There are not only many years of sectarian grievances that are difficult to sort out, there is a great tendency of blood and rain to come, but also there is the chivalrous tenderness of entanglement; it not only breaks secular ethics, but also shows the unruly and heroic spirit of the children of the rivers and lakes. ”

"A masterpiece of the world!"

“……”