"It's not on the same channel, but you're looking for a remote control, and you just need to adjust the channel! It's funny! The most annoying thing is the three views, what and what? Give you ten minutes, and it's weird if you can speak clearly? I can't explain it clearly, what do you want? I still have three views to be correct, and I don't have an answer, how can I call it correct? Is it to chase her with all my life, so that the three views are correct? How do those who chase her and divorce explain it?"

"Does it mean that the original three views were wrong and later changed? Or does it mean that you are blind? Do you rely on these to find a partner? Do you think that everyone is from a philosophical background? If people really tell you about the three views for three days and three nights, you won't be annoyed to death? In fact, it is just a cover-up, a fig leaf, a disguise, nonsense! You just ask how much the bride price is, why are you doing so much useless?"

"After getting married, it's more troublesome, serving a daughter-in-law is more important than serving a mother, you have to think about her when you have time or not, and you have to have a romantic life, you have to have a candlelight dinner every three or five times, and you have to think about sending a handful of flowers on festivals and anniversaries.

"You don't want to think about it, do you know how to do laundry, or do you know how to boil water and cook? You are all accustomed to the habit of the landlord's wife, you still do this and that! That is, the status of men nowadays is too low, if you put it in the past, stand up directly against the wall, and you can only rest when you are in a good mood!"

"It's okay to have a good life, but if you don't get it, it's a cry, two troubles, three hangings, you don't love me when you open your mouth, shut up, you have an affair, you have a little three, you have nothing to quarrel about, it's more lively than the back kitchen of our restaurant. I often compare my husband with the old man next door, what people eat and drink, and what they buy for their daughter-in-law, which is a red eye. That's two men in the bed, what are they comparing? Envy, jealousy, and hatred? Wouldn't it be nice to go straight through the wall!"

Hu Dafa said in the end, his voice became louder, he puffed up his chest, and said what he usually heard, understood, and thought about in the restaurant, and said it directly, talked about it, and took a step forward against Liu Yun'er, until there was no way out, the distance between the two people was less than half a foot, and their chests were about to collide together, so they stopped.

"Who are you talking about?" Liu Yun'er raised her eyebrows, narrowed her eyes, and asked coldly.

"Huh?" Hu Dafa shuddered and looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, "I'm just talking about it casually, it's just a popular topic now, I didn't say anyone! ”

After that, just as she was about to turn around, Liu Yun'er pushed her hands forward and pushed out Hu Dafa's chest, "I let you say, you wait, I'll tell Sister Hua at night, let her help me, clean you up, I have to wash your brain!"

"Don't, don't, I beg for mercy, I admit my mistake, I deserve to die, I'm a bastard. This is the end of this matter! Don't talk about it anymore! I can't help with the matter of the Wang sisters, and don't mention the topic just now. Well, I'll be home soon, you can give me your coat!"

"I'm still cold!" Liu Yun'er tightened her grip on the placket of her coat and pulled it hard, as if she hadn't worn enough!

"It's not good for Sister Hua to see this! Besides, your body is fragrant, sticking to my coat, and when you go home, Sister Hua will smell it, how can I explain it? I drank again, so it's not misunderstood? You just said that men who have money or not, they all want to have fun outside, I'm guarding such a beautiful beauty, so don't you ---- near the water?" Hu Dafa smiled and wanted to quickly take back his clothes.

"Don't give it, wait!I'll talk about it when I'm angry!" Liu Yun'er was praised a few words, she was in a slightly better mood, and walked into the community quickly. Hu Dafa, who was helpless, had no choice but to follow closely, anyway, he went back to a home, and took his clothes back before entering the door, so forget it.

In order to ease the atmosphere, Hu Dafa remembered something just now, "Hey, Miss Liu, can you tell me something?"

"What's the matter?" Liu Yun'er was still angry, glanced at Hu Dafa sideways, and turned her head

"The Wang sisters just now said that your club requires you all to have a college degree, and you have to have more than that, but I remember, you are also a junior high school and high school graduate! How did you get into the team? And Sister Hua, your education is not enough, how did you introduce you? Is there anyone?"

"Oh, big brother, I thought something was going on! How simple is this! The streets are full of fake witnesses, just find any one, write far away from the university school, it is better to write about the old and young in the poor areas, make up a university at will, find an unpopular major, so that he can't imagine what this major should do! For example, massage majors, physiology and hygiene majors, health care majors, and nursing majors, very simple, who will go to school to check it? 200 yuan, get it! You can't write about Harvard University, Cambridge University, and Massachusetts Institute of Technology!"

"Oh, look, isn't this all written? How convenient, you can find it everywhere on the roadside, on telephone poles, on the walls of corridors, and in toilets! This is called garbage culture, toilet culture, you have to find it in the place where the garbage is thrown, in the toilet. Liu Yun'er pointed to a line of words on the ground that had been sprayed with white paint, "Do you want to save it for a permit, mobile phone number? What if one day you need a college degree to brush the dishes?

"You can do a bachelor's degree now, and at the same time a master's degree, you can get a discount for two at once, and you can use it now for the undergraduate, and you can use it for the graduate student in a few years. Don't take it out now, you should be almost your age, say it, others don't believe it!"

"Ah? I'm still studying for a bachelor's degree and a master's degree? This is a joint certificate! Forget it, I'm still like that, let's graduate from junior high school! Besides, you can still make up so many majors, why don't you say what kind of computer, programming, electrification, accounting, and petrochemical majors you are? What do you think? What an unpopular one!" Hu Dafa almost laughed out loud, but he admired it very much in his heart.

"Big brother, don't you have that major at all! Don't make it up like this, when I meet someone who knows how to do it, people will casually ask me a few words of professional knowledge, and I won't show it. Really, how do I understand? But I'm not bad at the knowledge of physiology and hygiene! As for massage and general health care, this is something that we must be proficient in, do you think anyone can still ask me? Or one day, sister, I am in a good mood, I will open your eyes, try my skills on you, and let you experience it for free. As she spoke, Liu Yun'er began to deviate again, and a pair of small hands teased Hu Dafa's frozen and shivering body, and the feeling of numbness and crispiness was like overelectricity.