Five hundred and twenty on love
To others, Hu Dafa said it in his heart at most, but to Liu Yun'er, it came out of his mouth directly, and the final conclusion was: You deserve it! You are cold, you should be cold, if you are not cold, there is no reason! Why am I not cold, I am still quite hot! I am about to sweat!
"Believe it or not, do you have such a conversation with a beautiful woman? Won't you chat! Hurry up and undress, I'm cold!" Liu Yun'er looked angry. I thought I could let Hu Dafa go home, and if he didn't drop it, he would take a taxi home, but it was really not far from home, and he drank some wine, and then thought about digesting it after eating, and the long meat of the province was directly forgotten, but it happened that Hu Dafa was so stinky and poor.
"Hey, are you willing to send warmth, and you are forced?" Looking at Liu Yun'er's face, she knew that the joke was a bit excessive, so she took off her coat slowly, but a cold wind blew, and she couldn't help but shiver.
"You just talk too much nonsense, you're so poor, don't you give me clothes to wear? You won't say something warm, I'm comfortable, you're comfortable? Why do you say those useless things!"
"Hey!" Hu Dafa glanced at Liu Yun'er, and said in his heart: If it weren't for the fact that you and Sister Hua are best friends, I really wouldn't take off this clothes, you are cold, and I won't be warm! Why are you? You are not my woman, why am I such a gentleman? I am not of high quality, and I don't plan to do anything with you, in case I go home and catch a cold, you won't take me to the doctor? Do you owe you? How expensive it is to see a doctor now! You are comfortable, I am not comfortable!
"Just think about you men, get angry! Hmph!" Thinking of the life experience of the Wang sisters, Liu Yun'er glanced at Hu Dafa, and finally didn't say any more.
"What do you mean? What their dad does, you can't count a man like me into it, right! I'm not wrong! It's good to be a man!" Hu Dafa knew that Liu Yun'er had something to say, so he had to fight for the male compatriots!
"That's right? Think about it, you men, since before they got married, they began to pick and choose, they wanted to have a figure, a face, a gentle personality, a stable job, and whether they were sensible, whether they cared for their families, whether they could take care of people, what they could do in the hall and down to the kitchen, whether they could catch up with thieves, and beat hooligans. In the end, when you get married, you have to find fault with other people to give birth to boys and girls, and the doctors have said that the key to giving birth to a boy or a girl depends on the man, and if the seeds are not good, they will definitely not grow good fruits!"
"Do you know how much money it takes to feed a child now? Do you know how painful it is to have a child? I have no money in my pocket, and I still want to mobilize my wife to have a second child, and I also say that after giving birth, the whole family sleeps on the street and drinks the northwest wind? A man's sense of responsibility is mainly reflected in going out to earn money.
"Besides, look at what you look like after marriage, rich, causing trouble everywhere, hooking up with three or four, always thinking about eating more and occupying more, eating in the bowl, looking at the pot, seeing a beautiful girl, you can't walk, dislike the old husband and wife, you are old, there are many wrinkles, your face is yellow, and your flesh is loose. People love you for 10,000 years, but you can't say who you love for 10,000 years!
"Those who have no money are even more angry, they are angry when they look at it, they look poor when they buy something, what else can they do? If they have no money, what kind of daughter-in-law will they marry? Is it good to be a bachelor for a lifetime, and those who are incapable can only harm others and themselves, and in the end they will delay their own children! The glorious tradition that has no interest will be passed down from generation to generation, and it will never be able to turn over!"
"I now find that those old sayings are too reasonable, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world, and I must not believe in the nonsense, tasteless, and untruthful stinky mouth of men! Before getting married, I look for you every day to stinky and poor, and none of them are true, they are all bragging, and he is not capable of doing anything, and then look at the marriage, they are all like frosted eggplants, and they can't hear a whole sentence all day long, and those cowhides don't know where to go before, is it to marry a daughter-in-law into the door, even if the task is completed? Such a man, marrying him is better than being single! The more Liu Yun'er talked, the more angry she became, and even said and gestured, and took all her grievances out on Hu Dafa's body, forcing him to retreat step by step, and directly hit a telephone pole on the side of the road.
"Yes, it makes sense!" Hu Dafa turned to one side, took himself off the telephone pole, gasped for a long time, and waited for Liu Yun'er to finish his anger before answering gently, "Sister, you girls are picky, and you are quite powerful?"
"What's wrong? What are we picking? Picking you?" Liu Yun'er stretched her neck and looked at Hu Dafa with an unconvinced look.
"Then I'll tell you about it, okay?" After getting the approval, Hu Dafa still maintained a low tone, this kind of voice shouldn't make Liu Yun'er angry!"Women, whether you're looking for a partner or a husband, there are a lot of picky items? Height should be picked, it's not good to be short, it's better to be like an NBA star, and don't look at how tall you are, one and a half feet of high heels to step on, looking for such a tall husband, is it good-looking? Wear it on someone's trouser belt, just like leading a child!"
"In addition to height, it also requires people not to be too fat, how good it is to be fat, it means that the family eats well, isn't it just afraid of being tired and panicking? In addition, family status, work, financial and material resources, and eye edge are all items that need to be investigated in depth.
"Look at those beauties, chatting and talking, I feel cold, and ask directly, who is in the family? Parents are there? There are brothers and sisters? It seems that marrying a daughter-in-law, it is better for the whole family to die; Especially when I see a rich person, that sour, that sour, that shameless, I can't wait for gifts every day, eat big meals every day, and go shopping for clothes every day. Isn't it interesting to have to manage people to ask for red envelopes when chatting about QQ? Is it to engage in objects, or to engage in the secondary industry to make money?"
"If the man really likes her, she still has to take it, pretend to be innocent, pretend not to love money, pretend to be for true love, in fact, I can't wait to register tomorrow, get married the day after tomorrow, and quickly change the name of the house! I'm not the kind of frivolous woman who can get on the bus and swipe the card!"