Chapter 530: Teasing the Baby

Not to mention that the development of the times does not depend on the will of individuals, but the various benefits brought by the development of the times alone are something that most people cannot bear to give up. So even if an article like "My Vacation Without a Phone" can get tens of thousands of hits and hundreds of comments, there is only one person who can choose to put down his phone and give time to family and friends like the author.

Mmmm, it's all about life.

Perhaps only those who have not really integrated into this society can enjoy a slow, carefree life at will, such as children before kindergarten.

Maybe it's because the four sisters and brothers are together, and the relationship between seeing grandma, the sesame cookies in a strange place do not show the common fear of life phenomenon of ordinary children, running very happily in the yard, and the children's unique loud voices that don't know the importance can be heard far away.

Before she walked into the courtyard of her father-in-law's house, Tang Jiayi heard her daughter Xiao Tiantian's loud "ah", and the sharp tenor voice pierced her eardrums.

The voice that was neither sweet nor cute made her frown suddenly, as her own mother, she could naturally hear that this was the little guy's expression of displeasure and disagreement. Although she has mastered nearly 100 commonly used words and is a well-known little prodigy, she still subconsciously chooses the most instinctive shouting when she is excited.

Tang Jiayi quickened her pace and walked into the courtyard first.

Comrade Lao Tang, who was following behind, didn't know if it was because of his old ears, or because he was not surprised, and he didn't react to the scream, and he was still walking calmly.

As for Wata's father, Atletico Madrid's ears are very sensitive, so he naturally heard his daughter's shouting, but because he turned on the e7u intelligent noise reduction function, the voice in his head was not harsh, but very cute and soft, so he was naturally not in a hurry, and walked slowly with the old man.

Instead of removing the ambient noise from the auditory signal blanketly, the e7u makes two copies of the sound, one for acoustic modeling to form a unique "sound vision", and the other for the signal transmitted to Atletico's brain to denoise, and also performs word conversion processing so that he can process various information more efficiently.

Even people like Atletico Madrid can experience information saturation, but fortunately, there are obvious differences in the ability of the human brain to process information from different sources, and their saturation thresholds are also different, so they can use visual and tactile spare resources to present other information.

As the second most important human sense, the auditory system is like a busy ring road, and it is easy to experience information saturation.

This is determined by the physical characteristics of sound waves and the physiological mechanism of the human ear, Atletico is also a human body, and problems such as co-frequency masking, small acoustic signal buffering, and auditory fatigue also plague him. Fortunately, his alien plug-in is more powerful, helping him greatly strengthen his hearing, so that he can see clearly and deaf.

Biological evolution has always been sufficient, cockroaches have not evolved for 400 million years because of their ability to survive against the sky, and sea squirts have degraded the central nervous system in development because of the lifestyle of sitting on the bottom of the sea and waiting for food. But for individual human beings, most people still can't help but yearn for greater ability, the recent Olympic maxim is higher, faster and stronger, the totem worship of the ancients, the eyesight of an eagle, the smell of a dog, the hearing of a cat, the strength of a bear, and the agility of a snake......

After getting the e7u, although he knew that he didn't plan to be a professional athlete or a special warfare master, and no matter how strong his body was, it was only a dragon slaying skill that was rarely used, Atletico Madrid still spent a lot of time and resources to strengthen his body to the full level.

It's a pity that reality is not a dnd game, and his physique, strength, agility, perception and other attributes have all reached the limit of human beings, and he has not awakened any extraordinary attribute rewards.

Of course, it may also be because his "enhancement" is a great ingenuity, and the sensory cells on his body that see, hear, touch, smell, and taste are still the "original style" of humans, but the number is slightly increased on the normal basis, and at the same time, the information processing efficiency is improved through the preprocessing of e7u, and the genetic lock is not unlocked, making him a new human with more powerful new cells.

Atletico Madrid is already very satisfied with this result, and if he is really sublimated at the genetic level, he may not dare to toss and strengthen his body casually. After all, unfilial piety is the greatest, and Boss Ma is still very traditional at this point.

At first, Atletico still had some doubts about this alien creature on his body, but after a few years, this thing did not cause him any trouble, and it has been integrated into all aspects of his life and has become inseparable. For example, he is now very accustomed to using the "perspective" function brought to him by the ability of "sound vision" at any time, and even if he does not enter the courtyard, through acoustic analysis, the system can still depict in front of his eyes the general appearance of what is happening inside the blue-gray courtyard wall.

The Tang Qi couple's residence in the county seat of Yang County is a courtyard house with blue bricks and gray tiles.

Such an eight-room courtyard house, if it is in the international metropolises of Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, it may take tens of millions of soft girl coins to win, and most of the time it may still be priceless, even if you want to buy it, no one wants to sell it.

But in the remote mountain town of Yang County, Ma Jing heard from his father-in-law that he only spent hundreds of thousands of yuan to buy this courtyard. And this is also the result of the spring breeze blowing all over the ground, otherwise with the status of Yang County as a ninth-tier city, it is no problem to win within 100,000 yuan, and the original owner who may sell the house will still be grateful to you.

At this moment, in the "eyes" of Atletico Madrid, a lot of their sesame cookies appeared in the patio paved with blue bricks, and the other three were running to catch up with a bouncing ball, and at the same time making sounds such as "stop" and "stop" in their mouths, but Xiao Tiantian was held in the arms of her mother-in-law, and not far from her was Tang Jiayi, who had just walked in.

More details could not be obtained through acoustic analysis, but fortunately, Ma Daguan had already followed his father-in-law into the courtyard.

e7u: You've been glared at by Lu Wei (mother-in-law), and you need to pass a will test with a difficulty of 3 + 5 (status bonus). If you pass the Will Check, you will not be in Shock and will be immune to the effect for 5 minutes.

e7u: You used your acting skills to show a humble and respectful expression and demeanor, and Lu Wei's anger value is -2.

It's a pity that this "system" is not the other "system", e7u can only affect Atletico Madrid's body, and cannot affect the real world, these two texts are actually just the effect of someone writing a plug-in and deliberately using a game-style expression.

In fact, the system only recognized the change in the expression on Lu Wei's face, so as to judge that her mood was a little better, as for quantifying the anger reduction effect, it was impossible to do it, that number was completely preset by Atletico Madrid, and the minimum was -2.

The situation in the courtyard is basically the same as what Atletico had "seen" through his ears before, but when his gaze passed, Xiao Tiantian in his mother-in-law's arms suddenly changed color, to be exact, her clothes changed color after being brushed.

Position, velocity and shape can be "seen" through sound, but the color cannot be seen, and the figure seen by Atletico is naturally the result of the system automatically applying the model. Obviously, the clothes on the little ones have been changed, and they are no longer the ones that Atletico saw before going out, so there will be a color refresh.

It's actually nothing, Britney's toys don't play with her anymore, so the little guy screams angrily, attracting grandma and his wife.

The soccer ball in the arms of the little ones is not a real soccer ball, but a funny cat toy disguised as a soccer ball, called "catfootball". The ball is the same size as a soccer ball, but the color, material and internal structure are different. It has a very resilient and elastic shell, which can jump on the ground with the movement of three sets of eccentric wheels inside, and bounce forward and backward by colliding with the ground or walls.

Compared with the earlier version, the larger size allows more sensors, cameras, microphones, speakers and wireless connection modules, while the height and distance of the bounce have also increased, and the available action modes have also increased a lot, which is welcomed by pet lovers in Europe and the United States since its launch, and in this Christmas shopping season, this ball has entered the top five pet toy sales charts in many countries.

Although Lu Wei's family has a cat, it is a newly weaned kitten, and she is not interested in this football toy that is several times larger than it, and is even a little afraid of it. So these cat toys are actually cameo teasing toys now, and they have become props for the four snacks of the Atletico family to exercise.

Cat soccer has a variety of preset action modes such as following, chasing, dodging, circling, and continuously hitting the wall, and can achieve simple identification with the help of cameras and microphones, and then the problem lies in this function, just now Britney accidentally soiled her clothes, and was hugged back to the room by her grandmother to change her body, but because the color of the clothes changed, when she came out again, the football ball that had been playing well with her just now ignored her.

As for the voice recognition function, it is Tang Jiayi's voice, so the little ones learn that their mother's shouting "stop" does not work at all, so they can only take a short step to catch up.

When Tang Jiayi took over the football, reset the identification mode, designated the clothes on Xiao Tiantian's body, and threw the ball on the ground, the little guy immediately signaled her grandmother to put her down on the ground, giggling and chasing the bouncing ball.

Seeing the four grandchildren running all over the yard, Tang Qi immediately left his task behind, and followed his wife to chase after the little guy, saying busily that he should run slowly and not fall, but he did not mean to stop the child from running.

"Click" Tang Jiayi didn't put the phone back in her pocket, but used it to capture a photo.

The special shutter sound indicates that she is using the GIF mode, and sure enough, when the phone is handed to Atletico Madrid, she sees a picture playing on the screen in a loop: a black and white football soars forward, and behind it is a little foot in front of it, which was originally the little guy chasing the ball and did not catch up, but here it looks like the little guy in children's shoes kicked the football up vigorously because of the visual dislocation.

After this GIF was played twice, Tang Jiayi withdrew her arm, clicked and dragged and dropped the fingers of her right hand crackling, adding a simple broken screen effect to the picture, and finally ended with an explosive "Kick out the future!".

I looked at it twice from the beginning to make sure there was nothing wrong, but she didn't send it directly to the scarf with one click as usual.

Bee's own various applications have long been connected to each other, and the camera can perform simple image processing after taking pictures, and it is also very convenient to add text to the scarf. In the past, Tang Jiayi was a loyal fan of the one-click sending function, but this time she only saved the picture and did not send it.

"Why don't you send a scarf?" Atletico asked, "You haven't completed your daily task today." ”

"Forget it for today, let's release it later when there's a ball game," the woman said.

"Haha, Tongajia, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, also has times when he is afraid of things?"

"I'm afraid of trouble," Tang Jiayi didn't say anything, but changed the topic and said: "I think Tiantian and they like it here, we won't go back to Ludao during this time, it's good for them to spend more time with their grandparents." ”

"What about a five-day trip to Las Vegas, and you're just letting me go?"

"Just let it go, how can you drop it?" the woman smiled skillfully: "I heard that it is easy to get married in that place, and it is easier to divorce, what if you fall in love with a little goblin and deliberately trick me into going there for a divorce?"

Nestled in an oasis on the edge of the Nevada desert, Las Vegas was once thriving due to the gold rush, but when the gold and silver mines in the desert were mined, the small city that had become a "resource-exhausted city" almost collapsed, but in 1931, during the Great Depression, the Nevada state legislature passed a resolution legalizing Vegas gambling, and the city soon saw a second boom.

As the first of the four largest calf cities in the world, Vegas is also developing other businesses, such as the expo industry and tourism. For example, there is a very characteristic flash marriage and divorce system, because it is easy to get married, it attracts many lovers to go there, and many celebrities who are unwilling to expose their marriage are also happy to go there to quietly register marriage and divorce.

The representative of the expo industry is the Consumer Electronics Show CES, which will start in a few days, and this large-scale exhibition is now nearly half a century old. Although with the increase in the speed of consumer electronics upgrading, local manufacturers such as Apple and Microsoft are more inclined to hold their own special press conferences to announce new products, but CES is still popular because there are many new faces.

According to the booth arrangement, the Oriental Army, represented by bees, and the major car manufacturers that actively embrace the Internet and take a careful intelligent driving posture have become the two biggest highlights of this year's exhibition. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net